Yin and Yang mediator

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole Wangxiang has entered the rhythm of autumn harvest.

Although there are not many farmers in Wangxiang, you can see all kinds of crops in the sun everywhere.

Lu Ci also coordinated some venues with his colleagues.For example, put some movable greening settings in a centralized place, and the vacated space is for people to dry radishes and so on.

Lu Ci wandered the streets every day, and when he saw something he hadn't seen before, he waited until after get off work to buy it, and sent home new rice, dried vegetables, and pickles every day.Under the guidance of the father-in-law of the land, the quality of the things he bought is very good.

Xie Yibing made seasonal dishes for him at home: "In the farm on Huoshi Island, the imported sika deer can be slaughtered this year. I told them there that they will keep two. You can eat one and send one to your home. .”

Lu Ci, who had improved his cooking skills recently, was allowed to touch meat dishes in the kitchen.When Xie Yibing was making eight-treasure duck, he fried coarse salt and pepper on the side to prepare marinated chicken legs.

"Hmm." Lu Ci was more familiar with Wangxiang's one-acre and three-point land than Yuncheng who grew up. Of course he knew about it, but after nodding, he realized something was wrong. of?!"

Huoshi Island was originally a village, but because of the inconvenient transportation and the icy cold river surrounding the island, it was really uncomfortable in winter, and it would be flooded when the tide was high in spring and summer.So when the new town was being built, all the above villages were demolished and moved into the new town. Now there is a police dog training base, an animal shelter, and several farms on the island.

"That's right, sika deer are meant to be eaten." Xie Yibing distractedly watched him stir-fry coarse salt, "Don't stop stirring, just fry for a while and it will be fine."

Lu Ci's mind was numb, and he mechanically stirred it twice: "No, the deer is so cute, isn't it raised for play?"

Xie Yibing helped him turn off the fire, and looked him up and down several times pointingly: "Well... you can play."

Then the pachyderm was completely true: "Come on, come and play!"

After many attempts, Xie Yibing has now initially mastered the method of playing Xiaolu. He puts people against the wall and uses his hands up and down. When he feels sleepy, he immediately stops, turns around and props himself up on the stove. Red eyes: "Sooner or later .”

Someone else's old house caught fire, and the fire burned brightly.His old house is probably built of stone, fireproof!

Lu Ci, whose clothes were torn into a mess, didn't look much better than Xie Yibing at all. He rubbed his hands and dared not jump on Xie Yibing for the time being: "Wait for me to study and study and exercise."

There are so many legends about people and monsters in ancient times, it can be seen that there is true love in the world, and species is not a problem.

Humans and ghosts are just two different forms of existence of the same species, and they are very scientific together.

He had to find out if there was a library in the underworld, and analyze the phenomenon between him and Brother Ah Shui before he could find the right solution.The other thing is that you can't stop exercising, and you can't hug Ah Shui brother like now, he will twist his waist!

lose face!

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Ci thought about the sika deer again: "Let's not eat the deer?"

"I don't eat it, you eat it." Xie Yibing is a yin god. Ordinary food is actually useless to him. You can eat it or not. "A small deer doesn't have much meat. I'll roast it for you to eat, and stew it in two pots. It's almost the same." .”

What to eat to make up for what to eat, eat deer to make up for deer.

He carefully looked at all the sika deer in the farm, picked two fat ones, and kept them up to 65KG!

In the past, what he supplemented was wrong. How can eating sheep supplement deer?

Brother Ah Shui felt that he was right and did not accept Xiaolu's opinion.

Lu Ci felt pain all over his body, so he slipped to the underworld with the massaged chicken leg, tied a rope in the yard, and asked the dolls to help him hang the chicken leg up.

The sun is not seen here in the underworld, and it cannot be dried in the sun, but there are no mosquitoes, the ventilation is good, and the temperature is suitable, so it is best to dry it.If it is some hell with abundant geothermal resources, I wonder if it can be used for smoking?I heard that there is also a frying pan hell, so fried things... no, no, the oil in the frying pan hell must have been fried for countless ghosts, and it must not be used for frying.

Dinner was about to come, and Lu Ci was still thinking about making scrambled eggs with pickled cucumbers, so he returned to the kitchen soon without delay in the underworld.

Chopped finger-sized pickled cucumbers... "Forget it, I'll still use a food processor."

The next step is scrambled eggs. The pickled cucumbers have a strong taste and don’t need seasoning. After frying them in one plate, Lu Ci felt that he had become a chef: "Delicious!"

"Yeah." Xie Yibing is strictly controlling him to eat pickled products. Recently, this little deer is addicted to pickled melon and pickled vegetables.These things have a strong taste, especially with rice, which reduces the amount of fresh vegetables and meat he eats every day.

He put the plate of golden and crispy fried chicken legs in Lu Ci's hand, next to it was a plate of char siew in honey sauce, followed by hoof and winter melon soup.To make it easier for the lazy deer to eat, the chicken legs are boneless and the hooves are cut into bite-sized pieces.Lu Ci took two or three mouthfuls and completely forgot about his pickled cucumber scrambled eggs.All the high-calorie ones were placed at the front, and the ones far away from Lu Ci were only low-calorie.

The dishes Xie Yibing cooks are hearty every day, with six dishes for breakfast, eight or ten dishes for lunch and dinner, plus one soup.He will deliberately put it in a small deep plate to make the amount of food look small, just to deceive the deer visually, so that he can eat a few more bites.

However, the unbelievable deer has such a big appetite. After a period of conditioning, it will eat half a bowl of rice at most.In fact, counting the constant snacks every day, he ate much more than when he was in the research institute.

When I was busy at that time, I ate more and less, and it was normal to miss the meal in a blink of an eye. The stomachs of the teachers and brothers and sisters were more or less wrong.

Comparing the two, Lu Ci feels that he is already a paradise on earth, although he will go to hell almost every day.

I don't know if it's because of the abundant food in autumn, or because the chefs in the cafeteria of the street office started to make soup every day, and the entire staff of the street office became white, tender and ruddy visible to the naked eye.Even the City Appearance and Sanitation Department, which is exposed to the sun every day, has turned several shades white.

People from several units around all sharpened their heads thinking that their unit would eat soup and food.

These have nothing to do with Lu Ci, the deputy director. They just look at Lu Yun's "visitors" who refuse meals every day.

Lu Ci's most important task now is that the university for the elderly can finally start!

Although the registration time for the autumn class of the senior university in Wojiao City has passed, it is a university for senior citizens after all, and they don't expect the grade examination certificate. As long as there are teachers and students, it can be opened.

Lu Ci has a good friend, the father-in-law of the land, who has mastered the most complete human resources information in Quanwang Township, and with the help of his brother Ah Shui, he has made a little modification to the newly renovated university for the elderly, which can make the underworld People from the Yang Realm teach lessons to people from the Yang Realm.The number of teachers invited from other places is small, and it is difficult to coordinate in all aspects, but it is much more convenient to invite local teachers.

Xie Yibing looked at Lu Ci busy adding and perfecting the details, thoughtfully: "The underworld can also do it."

"University for the Elderly?" Lu Ci frowned, the first thing he thought of was the line outside hell waiting to be punished, "Is it morality lessons for the bad guys?"

Ever since he knew that the souls of most ordinary people will eventually disintegrate naturally, Lu Ci gave up worrying about the reincarnation of bad people and becoming bad people again.

"Of course not." Xie Yibing inspected all the facilities of the University for the Elderly, and pulled Lu Ci out to turn off the lights and close the door, "There are a lot of souls waiting in line to reincarnate in the underworld, and most of them will wait for many years. Anyway, idle is idle, why not How about learning something? Maybe you can just build a hell?"

In fact, the underworld has already provided training for ghost cultivators, and there are a large number of "official officials of the underworld".

Since everyone is doing it for the underworld, ghost cultivators can do it, and ordinary ghosts can, of course.

Lu Ci went back to the office to pick up his own things and went off work. While listening to Xie Yibing's plan, he frowned more and more: "You really won't let it go even if you die."

Xie Yibing is not ashamed: "My job is my job."

Lu Ci was blocked by him and couldn't answer a word, so he dragged him to the mall: "Let's go! Go to the buffet and watch a movie!"

"Is this a date?" Xie Yibing followed him, saw that he was about to use a shared bicycle, and quickly took his hand, "A date to ride a bicycle? How about I go home and drive here?"

Lu Ci seemed a bit shabby after thinking about it, so he stopped swiping: "Then let's walk over, it's not a few steps anyway." Looking at his unhappy face, he smiled, "Think about watching movies for dinner, eating and watching movies , is it better than eating and going to hell, and going to hell to eat?"

"Oh!" Xie Yibing sighed heavily, feeling even more depressed: "Obviously our parents have seen each other."

If the progress of a normal boyfriend and girlfriend is followed, both of them should have received their certificates by now, and the little deer has given birth to a litter.

Alas... a more sad topic is involved here-why is he so good at it?

Seeing his failure in the experiment, Lu Ci patted him on the shoulder: "Then let's set up a banquet one day? Speaking of which, it's not easy for us to be public servants, right?" Plus his brother Ah Shui is still dead, If this is a wedding photo, or what kind of photo?

If it's just eating, Xie Yibing can completely cast a little spell on himself like he is doing now.But how can such a big thing as marriage be replaced by someone else's face?

Xie Yibing couldn't figure out what to do for the time being, so he grabbed Lu Ci's shoulder and discussed, "How about we put it in the underworld first?"

After serving wine and entertaining relatives and friends, it is regarded as having a reputation.

As for "real", he can always find a way!

"Okay." Lu Ci didn't say anything else, "Will you put it on during the Chinese New Year?"

A recent holiday was so close that it was obviously too late to prepare.Everyone is free during the Chinese New Year.

Xie Yibing felt that the New Year was too far away: "Isn't the winter solstice bad? The winter solstice is lively."

Lu Ci's head was full of black lines, and he walked into the shopping mall with heavy steps, and whispered: "Only at this time can I know that you are dead." Who's married and celebrates the winter solstice?However, many people went to visit the grave.

He looked at the dazzling array of dishes, felt a little better, and suddenly saw the figure of an acquaintance: "Huh? 'Brother Xiaolu' just came out, and he paid a big fine, so he is in the mood to take his wife out for buffet?" Wow, this is a mouthful of yours, and the relationship is too good.It seems that Lu Zuojing is not a very good person, the relationship between husband and wife is really good... okay?

"Why do I see that person doesn't look like Lu Zuojing?"

Xie Yibing glanced at him, "Well, he looks like Lu Zuojing."

The author has something to say:

About the difference between the festivals of the two worlds

Ah Shui (=￣ω￣=): Tomb-sweeping Day, Ghost Festival, Winter Solstice?

Little Deer (???*): Huh?

Brother Ah Shui o(*￣▽￣*)ブ: Which day is suitable for marriage?

Xiaolu (￣ω￣;): None of them are suitable.

Brother Ah Shui o(*￣▽￣*)ブ: Qingming is a holiday for us all, why don’t we choose Qingming?

Xiaolu (￣ω￣;): No!

(Finish)

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