Yin and Yang mediator

"Do you want to die first?"

When Lu Ci woke up and hadn't brushed his teeth, Xie Yibing excitedly said to him, "Huh? Cough cough cough!" He choked on the toothpaste foam and hurriedly rinsed his mouth in discomfort.

Xie Yibing could only wait for him to finish washing before explaining: "I mean, the matter of double cultivation... I thought about it, and the problem should be that there is a wall between us. I am from the Yin world, and you are from the Yang world. Only Only when you reach the underworld can we communicate in depth."

While washing his face, Lu Ci thought seriously: "I don't think it's right. It's not like we haven't tried it in the underworld."

"That's because you're still alive." Xie Yibing said, his eyes turned red.

Lu Ci wasn't afraid of him at all: "Why? For the sake of sex, you're going to kill me first?"

"Of course not!" Xie Yibing waited for him to finish tidying himself up before sticking to him and hugging him downstairs, "I just came up with such an idea." Before I thought I had figured it out, I couldn't wait, but now I feel that there is indeed a problem.

He definitely wouldn't let his little deer go to the underworld in advance, but he was a little impatient after thinking about waiting for so many years.Of course, if it doesn't work, you can only wait.

When Lu Ci said that, he remembered what he thought of before going to bed yesterday. However, he was in a hurry to go to work, exercised, ate, took a shower, and the time was just right. I also sorted out my thoughts: "Student Xie, how long have you been dead? Did you die at the beginning of this year?"

Xie Yibing subconsciously said: "'Student Xie' died at the beginning of this year." After speaking, he began to feel uneasy, "I will talk about the rest when you come back."

In the past, he had always wanted Lu Ci to find out the truth.As for why he didn't explain it directly, the main reason was that he couldn't figure out what Lu Ci was thinking.At the very beginning, when they were still purely brothers and sisters, it didn't matter if they said it clearly or not.Even if he was a close senior brother, he didn't feel the need to tell Lu Ci about his background.

As a result, the relationship between the two of them changed too quickly, and it seems that it is a million points too late for him to hand over his old background.

Lu Ci stared at him for a while, then suddenly stepped forward and kissed him hard: "Don't die again!"

He should have a better time, and shouldn't speak so hastily, what if he scares people away... what if he is scared to death?

Xie Yibing knew what he meant, her heart was sore and soft, she wished she could hug her tightly, but Xiaolu was already rushing to work.

Lu Ci was absent-minded at work that day, and went home at noon to take a look to prevent Xie Yibing from running away suddenly.After get off work, he doesn't like to go around the neighborhood twice as he used to, but runs straight home.

Xie Yibing was ready to confess and be lenient today, and instead of preparing a sumptuous dinner like before, he cooked dumplings so that Xiaolu could keep a close eye on people.

Lu Ci picked up a few drops of chili sauce with the tip of his chopsticks, put it in the vinegar dish, mixed it well, picked up a plump green dumpling: "Let's talk."

Xie Yibing took a sip of boiled water nervously: "Actually, it's just two things. The first thing is that I've been dead for a long time." He said a rough date, which made Lu Ci's eyes widen.

Lu Ci's history is not very good, the year name does not correspond to the emperor, let alone the specific year, so he can only count the dynasties with his fingers: "You are not three years older than me, not more than three hundred years old!"

"You think I'm old?" Xie Yibing became even more nervous.

Lu Ci didn't answer right away, he raised his head and thought about it carefully, and ate another black dumpling: "That's right."

The relationship between people still depends on the common language.The father-in-law of the land is also obviously much older than him, why don't we still eat snacks, drink happy water with him, watch dramas and complain about it.The big brothers and sisters in hell are also much older than him, and everyone can chat well, and they all take care of him.

As for Xie Yibing, who gets along with him the most, he feels like a big brother at best, not even a father, but a male mother at best.If you want to show your age to be his elder, you don't even have to think about it!

Seeing his relaxed expression, Xie Yibing slowly put his heart back into his stomach.

Lu Ci picked up an ordinary white dumpling, put down his chopsticks suddenly, raised his hand to touch his face, and tilted his head: "So is this your real face? Or are you actually a grandfather?"

Xie Yibing froze for a moment.

"Huh? Really?" Lu Ci's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he looked down thoughtfully, his gaze seemed to be able to penetrate the dining table, "No wonder you don't have mortal desires."

"That's not it!" Xie Yibing couldn't sit still immediately, stood up and continued, "Generally, after death, people will maintain the same state as they were in life."

"Yeah. It means what it looks like when it dies, and what it looks like after it becomes a ghost." This Lu Ci has seen a lot in hell and fully understands, "Aren't you?"

"I am." Xie Yibing lowered his voice as he spoke, looked at Lu Ci who was next to him, and simply smashed the jar, "Look!"

"Huh?" Lu Ci didn't notice the change in Xie Yibing's face even if he directly slapped his face. After pulling away a little, he realized that Xie Yibing's face became more rounded, "It's a bit small... like He's a high school student. He's underage, so he doesn't have mortal desires."

"No! I'm an adult! I was an adult when I died, and I was twenty!" Xie Yibing immediately adjusted his face to look like a 27-year-old, and immediately looked like an abstinent elite. Dad!"

Lu Ci narrowed his eyes instantly: "Have you ever been a father?"

"No!" The question of principle should not be ambiguous, "I was in war at that time, how could I care about these things? Later, when I died while defending the city, I probably had some meritorious deeds. After I died, I entered the underworld and had a chance to become a ghost cultivator."

Lu Ci didn't let it go easily, and continued to ask: "Then what happened to 'Brother Ah Shui'? What happened to the sudden death?"

"Isn't this a civil servant in the underworld, and you also have vacations? I saved some vacations and went to Yangjian to learn some advanced knowledge, which can be used when I return to the underworld. You see, so many reforms in the underworld are led by me. of."

"So the sudden death is because you lost your vacation?"

"Yes."

Lu Ci ate another orange-red dumpling, which was sour and spicy after being dipped in the vinegar dish. After eating it slowly, he sighed: "Oh, some people can't tell whether they are happy or angry. In short, it's good that you are fine."

"Little deer..." Xie Yibing was so moved that he leaned over to give him a kiss, but was turned away by Lu Ci.

"Come on, let's talk about the second thing."

Xie Yibing suddenly changed his face to that of his own 20-year-old boy, cautiously: "I threatened your parents."

Lu Ci was thinking that his appearance was a little cute for a moment, but when he heard the news the next moment, he burst into tears: "What are you talking about?!!!"

Seeing his reaction, Xie Yibing immediately knew that he had collapsed, without any explanation, he just apologized: "I'm sorry."

Lu Ci was so angry that he moved back to 404. He was busy with work for the next few days and ignored Xie Yibing.

He also hired an assistant for himself.

This time, it wasn't the project leader like the land father, but the one who really helped him.

A college student who has just graduated from Wojiao University. He is more like a sports student than an engineering student. He is strong and strong, with dark skin, thick eyebrows and big eyes. He is reliable and decent at first glance. His name is Wei Feiyu.In addition to being relatively simple and honest, he is courageous, strong in hands-on ability, hard-working, and has all the advantages of the whole body.As soon as he came, he was liked by the uncles and aunts of the street office. When he went out to patrol the streets with Lu Ci, the uncles and aunts would think of ways to give him an apple and a pear.

Lu Ci's paperwork is still the same, but his mediation has improved a lot.

After all, no matter how strong his aura is, he is only a thin deer weighing less than 130 kilograms, and his deterrent power is completely incomparable with that of Wei Feiyu, who is full of tendons.

After having an assistant, Lu Ci's work did not decrease, but became busier.Just a university for the elderly is enough for him to keep busy.

To put it bluntly, not everyone in the street office wants to serve the people wholeheartedly, and there are some monks who beat the clock for a day.No one wants to keep the wages unchanged and work more.

No matter how many meetings you have held beforehand and how much work you have done, it is useless.Everyone is polite on the surface, but there is no lack of eccentricity behind the scenes. The work is only delayed and does not cause stumbling, which is considered a good attitude.

After Lu Ci had an assistant, many things were "naturally" pushed to Lu Ci to complete.Just like some jobs, they "naturally" let the colleagues in the night group do it.

Some people think that being a civil servant just wants to go to work easily. It is better to have a little power in hand, to handle affairs conveniently, and to speak out with dignity.What people's public servants and the like, do they have anything to do with people like them dawdling in small places?

Lu Ci didn't say a word, and didn't even make a small report to Brother Ah Shui. He just held a meeting. One month after the university for the elderly started, he set up the urban management team and established a relatively independent administrative management system.

His resolute behavior suddenly changed the faces of many people.

Civil servants are also assessed.In particular, a considerable number of people in the sub-district office are not yet in the establishment, and they suddenly feel the risk of dismissal.

Of course, there are still some yin and yang eccentricities, and some people questioned that someone behind Lu Ci, with a strong backing, just came to them to look at the gilded hometown, and when he left, he would leave a mess behind and so on.Especially those who know Lu Ci's academic background will question why he did a good job in the research institute, why did he come to work as a civil servant, he doesn't earn much, and his major is not suitable.If you go to a big Internet company, you can start with an annual salary of several million.

Why doesn't he go?Oh, it's because of his academic background.

As long as you don't say it in Lu Ci's face, he will not hear it.

In fact, there is a good friend like the land father, what would he not know if he wanted to know?

He didn't care about his little friend being slandered like this, but the land father-in-law was not happy, and ran to Xie Yibing to apply eye drops: "So who, so so and so, talking about Lu Ci like this and that."

The author has something to say:

Grandfather of the Land (﹁﹃): Did you break up?

Xiaolu & Brother Ah Shui (╬￣dish￣): No!

Father-in-Law (＃﹣): Oh.Then you Meng first separated and then broke up?

Xiaolu & Brother Ah Shui (╬￣dish￣): No!

Grandfather of the Land (﹁﹣): Then what are you making a fuss about?

Xiaolu & Ah Shui (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: No trouble!

（完）感谢在2021-09-2716:00:19~2021-09-2723:13:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: trace 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Sinian and Trace;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!