Yin and Yang mediator

Rough Han Lu has no objection to Cun Tou at all, but is just curious about how much time Xie Yibing spends on taking care of himself every day.

We used to live in the dormitory together, and it took no more than 10 minutes from opening our eyes to going out in the morning.

Now everyone sleeps in the same bed, and Xie Yibing did get up earlier than him in the morning, but they all went to make breakfast for him, so: "Spells still care about dressing up?"

"Huh?" Xie Yibing put down the brush in his hand, and he didn't know how he thought of this question, but he answered honestly, "Indeed."

Lu Ci was very confused: "I watch TV where everyone is practicing to fight and kill. How do I see you practicing to clean and do housework?" Is the threshold for being a house husband so high now?

Xie Yibing was confused when he heard him ask this question: "There's no need to fight now?"

The underworld ghost cultivators are actually relatively independent.

Most of the ghost cultivators who obey the civil servant system of the underworld are ranked according to their respective cultivation levels.There are also some salted fish ghost cultivators whose strength is much higher than the position in charge.

The superior-subordinate relationship between ghost cultivators comes from the suppression of cultivation.

They have a strong sense of their respective cultivation bases, and most of them know their strengths and weaknesses without using their hands.

As for Xie Yibing himself, he hasn't done anything for many years.

"Don't equate the cultivation of spiritual power with the development of weapons. You have to fight it. The spiritual power cultivated is a part of my body, no different from my hands and feet. Of course, it can be used to help in daily life."

Lu Ci said "Oh", "Understood."

Leaving aside his unscrupulous double cultivation with Xie Yibing, the big characters he practiced in the past few days is a book of exercises, and Xie Yibing has explained it to him many times.He also has a good relationship with many shady seniors (×) and seniors (√), and has been pointed out on many small problems in cultivation.

A smart person like him, of course, knows everything, and can draw inferences about other cases from one instance.It's a pity that when he tested his spiritual power, it was still a terrifying 0.1, which was almost as solid as a rock than his weight.

Xie Yibing keenly noticed that the little deer's eyes became a little strange: "What are you thinking of?" My own little deer is very focused in front of the business, but in other aspects, it is particularly easy to diverge and jump around.

Lu Ci's eyes gradually swept towards him: "Brother, are you not doing well recently? You see, I haven't gained any fat recently."

Double cultivation doesn't work.

Xie Yibing took a deep breath, wishing to get the Fa-rectification on the spot, but unfortunately when he was awake he was really walking around!

He involuntarily looked at the library.

I thought he was familiar with astronomy and geography, but he couldn't find the key to the problem.

Why don't you go and have a look in some other cities, maybe they have a collection of things that he doesn't have... Well... It should be said that they must have a lot of good things.Even in terms of age alone, those guys are real old guys, they must know more than him, but their tempers are not very good.Questions about this aspect are more sensitive, and he is too embarrassed to ask directly, and if it is not complete, there will be a fight.

He is not afraid of fighting.

We're going to be officially married soon, so we can't spend all the wedding night in our bridal chamber in our dreams, right?

That was too miserable.

Xie Yibing pushed the back molars again.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Ci put down his pen and started to clean up his booth when he saw that the time had passed for half an hour: "Brother Ah Shui, don't be discouraged. I will definitely find a ginseng tonight, and I will make up for it for you." repair."

That night, the sika deer found a ginseng tree easily in the forest.

In the dream hut, Xie Yibing killed a chicken as usual, and stewed it with ginseng chicken soup: "Today's harvest is good, and there are shrimps."

The sika deer stood on the straw mat at the door, and when Xie Yibing was done, he came over and wiped his hoofs, then walked to the grass nest in front of the stove, and got together.

Xie Yibing bent down to hug him, but the sika deer bit his hand: "Go to bed and lie down."

The sika deer bit on it and refused to let it go. It seemed that something was wrong, so it let go of its mouth and licked it: "No, it's warm here."

Xie Yibing didn't insist anymore, went to get a comb, combed a lump of deer into a deer, and then ate the limp deer in one bite.

Lu Ci was soft-handed and soft-footed. After being fed half a bowl of ginseng chicken soup, he began to peel and eat shrimp by himself: "I found ginseng for you, drink it."

There are not many river prawns here, and they are not small. The smallest one is as big as a palm: "If this is put in a vegetable market, how much will it cost?"

The chickens in the forest don't know how to maintain their population.

For such a long time, he has never seen a hen, and there is no less than one hen every day.

The conditions in the dream are simple and there is no seasoning. No matter how good the ingredients are, the chicken soup stewed every day is also boring.

As a deer, he still eats grass.

Xie Yibing sent some bean sprouts, and today he cooked a small plate, which Lu Ci ate in two or three bites: "If you want to eat, buy it." The local water quality in Wangxiang is problematic, and there are not many aquatic products.However, there are places with good water and soil around them, so they should be able to find some resources.The big deal is to pack a few ponds and raise them yourself.

"It's better not to toss about." Lu Ci didn't pursue the delicacies of mountains and seas. He watched Xie Yibing slowly eat all the chicken soup and felt very satisfied. After turning into a deer, he walked outside and tried to get Xie Yibing to ride him.

Seeing the little sika deer helpless, Xie Yibing had no choice but to take it home and ride it in another way.

It may be that ginseng is too tonic. When Lu Ci woke up, he felt that the bed was still bumping, and he raised his arm that seemed to be substantially sore and limp to cover his eyes: "It's too much tonic."

Xie Yibing laughed beside him, wanting to spend the whole day in bed with Lu Ci, but he could only think about it: "Find another ginseng tonight?"

"Get out!" Lu Ci glared, "You don't even need to make up, what you need is to cool off!"

Ya is not human!

Not human in every way!

Lu Ci struggled for a while, but still got up to go to work. It was rare that he didn't want to go out to patrol the streets, and stayed in the office to do some paperwork, hoping that nothing would happen today.

However, the more you don't think about anything, the more you will come.

There were a lot of things going on throughout the day, and just after get off work, I was called to Shanbai Manor by a phone call.

It's still the same place, Lu Zuojing's home.

This time it was Lu Zuojing's neighbor who saw Lu Ci approaching and said loudly, "Little Director Lu, be careful of slipping, I fell just now."

Lu Ci responded, looking at the large puddle of water on the ground, he was speechless.

It's okay for Lu Zuojing to wash the car in front of his own house, but he also parked the car in front of the neighbor's courtyard.

Ordinarily, Lu Zuojing, as a local, would not be ignorant of the temperature in Wangxiang in winter.Now when the sun is shining at noon, it is only five or six degrees above zero, and it is about ten degrees below zero at night.With so much car wash water, it won't take long for it to freeze.This time is the rush hour for get off work, the sky is getting dark quickly, and people come and go unevenly.

When Lu Zuojing saw Lu Ci, he just glanced sideways from the corner of his eye, went into the room, took a flashlight out, bit it in his mouth and continued to wash the car.

Seeing his appearance, Lu Ci didn't bother to mediate, so he asked the neighbor lady to go home first, called a fellow ghost repairer who was on the "morning shift" over, parked the car, then pointed Lu Zuojing's finger and pulled it away. His soul came out and hit the ground directly.

The bitterly cold water really hits the soul!

Lu Zuojing couldn't help but opened his mouth and howled.

His life during this time was particularly unhappy.

When he was in Yuncheng, he accidentally learned that his wife was hooking up with his cousin, and the whole pet hospital knew about it, except himself.However, on the one hand is his wife who is still beautiful and from a good family, and on the other is his cousin who arranges work for him, he can only pretend not to know.

Finally, he got a chance to return to Wangxiang.Although he himself prefers the prosperity of Yuncheng, but he can stay away from that bunch of bad things, especially if he can buy a nice house with the money at hand, he just moved back with his family regardless of other people's objections.

He originally thought that things would go smoothly in the future, but he didn't expect the people here to be so difficult to deal with.Now his wife is going to divorce him and take her daughter back to her natal home.The pet hospital can't be opened, it's okay to open a pet shop, and the business was good at the beginning, but recently a new pet shop opened in Zhuxin Plaza, the charges are cheaper than his place, and the business suddenly stopped doing well.

He was dragged on the ground by Lu Ci, and he didn't forget to howl: "I can't do handicrafts, I can't grow flowers, and now I can't wash the car! I live a good life, and you all bully me! You are still a leader , can you hit someone?"

Lu Ci barely heard what he was saying, lifted him up, and kindly showed him the body sitting at the door: "I didn't hit anyone, isn't your 'person' there?"

When Lu Zuojing turned his head, seeing his body, his soul was almost terrified, and he forgot to howl when he was kicked to the ground again.

Lu Ci directly stepped on him and dragged him back and forth: "I know how to talk to you well, but you don't understand, so I will tell you 'nonsense' now." With extremely high professionalism, he will He talked about the impact of his actions on others, and finally said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just serve the people."

When Xie Yibing came to pick him up, what he saw was Lu Ci cleaning the road with a mop.

This is of course an illusion. In fact, the deer is picking up Lu Zuojing's soul and wringing it dry, and then dragging it on the ground, and he is disgusted: "You are not a good person, you can't even have a soul, and your water absorption is not even as good as a rag .You are worse than a rag."

Lu Zuojing didn't know how long the time had passed, he only knew that his whole body was cold and painful.That feeling is like needles made of ice, first piercing in from the outside, and then drilling out from the crack of the bone.

Xie Yibing frowned: "Let him do this kind of dirty work by himself. Aren't your hands cold outside?"

What to do if the baby deer gets frostbite?Their family's deer does not have a thick layer of fat, which can resist the cold.

"Okay, okay." Lu Ci could barely take care of himself. It was no problem to clean a single dormitory by himself before, but it was the first time to clean the street, and it was also the first time to twist such a big "rag".For example, if the head is not dry enough, twist it twice more, if the body is not good enough to twist, just use your feet to step on it.

After procrastinating for the last time, he asked Xie Yibing to dry the ground thoroughly with spells to ensure that there would be no water stains left, and then he threw Lu Zuojing's soul back into his body: "If you want to live a good life, if you don't want to, I will come to work overtime, understand Yet?"

Lu Zuojing was trembling all over, his eyes were dull, and he nodded mechanically.He lowered his head, tears and snot falling together.

Xie Yibing looked disgusted: "If you touch something so dirty, go home and wash your hands several times."

"Okay~" Lu Ci Fangfei finished his work, and he was in a good mood at the moment, pulling Xie Yi on the ice patrol car, "Let's go, brother will take you for a ride~"

After they left, the neighbors who had been persuaded to leave came around and pointed at Lu Zuojing who was sitting on the ground and cursed one after another.

"You're not too young, so I'm ashamed to ask the young man to mop the floor for you!"

"I don't know how my parents taught me. I can see that there is no tutor!"

"Director Xiao Lu is mopping the floor, just watch this thing. What is it!"

Lu Zuojing's head was in a daze, his eyes darkened, he didn't know whether what happened just now was true or not, he thought: I dragged the ground all the way!

The author has something to say:

Xionglu <(￣︶￣)>: I am so mighty and majestic, riding a man is a magic horse!

Brother Ah Shui (〃ω〃): Come here ♂

Xiaolu (⊙_⊙;): No!

Brother Ah Shui (?ω?=): Why?

Xiaolu (-ω-): You are not human!

(Finish)