Yin and Yang mediator

Xie Yibing seriously considered whether to beat the child, and finally decided: "Forget it, I'll cook."

Xiao Liu continued to remain expressionless: "Uncle Xie~ I want to eat cakes~"

Xie Yibing: "Wait!"

As soon as he entered, he invited Lu Hua out.

It's not that the kitchen can't accommodate three people working at the same time, but that Lu Hua always feels that he stands with them, and his wattage is too high, so he might as well go out to greet guests.

Anyway, his specialty dish - sweet and sour fish is ready!

Both Lu Hua and Xia Qiu were new to greeting their son's guests.

Due to Lu Ci's unique path to higher education, he never took his classmates home to play.It was not until university that he had Xie Yibing, who could be regarded as a friend.

Now that there are suddenly more father and son, Lu Hua is very enthusiastic.

Later, Uncle Lu's family brought Grandpa Lu and Grandma Lu over, making it even more lively.

Lu Hai was pushed by his father to help in the kitchen. Through the glass door, he saw his cousin rubbing shoulders with a strange man, looking helpless.

In this situation, a dilemma!

As soon as he came back from winter vacation, he heard that his Xueshen cousin was getting married, and the partner was a bit "special".He had already gone through all the possibilities in his mind, but he never expected that his cousin would find a man!

What's so special about men? !

Lu Hai was still "looking up at the bright moon", Xie Yibing found him first, opened the door and gave him a fruit plate: "Lu Hai, right? My name is Xie Yibing, and I am Lu Ci's object. You can also call me brother from now on."

Lu Hai stupidly took the fruit plate and nodded: "Okay, Brother Xie."

"Hmm. Live long." Xie Yibing smiled and stuffed a red envelope into his coat pocket, "Go and play, you can eat soon."

The fruit plate was so huge that it had to be held in both hands, and placed on the big round table with a side left, three-dimensionally placed in the shape of a dragon and a phoenix.

Lu Hai was so shocked just now, and after putting it down, he immediately took out his mobile phone to take a picture and sent it to Moments, and shouted to Xia Qiu: "Auntie, is Brother Xie a chef? This is too awesome!"

Xia Qiu had tasted Xie Yibing's craftsmanship more than once, but he had never seen such an exquisite fruit plate, so he immediately surrounded him with his mobile phone: "Don't panic when you encounter something, first take a photo and send it to Moments."

The fruit plate was so amazing that even Lu Hua, who had always sneered at Moments, thought about it.

After a while, Xie Yibing came out with dishes one by one.

Lu Hai arranged the bowls and chopsticks with special eyes, and he went in and out to see his brother jumping back and forth between startled and calm, playing the roles of kitchen idiot and chef, and asked fearfully: "Brother, are you okay?" Can not be done?"

"Get rolling! I've practiced it many times!" Lu Ci was furious, and turned his head to look at the pot worriedly, not sure, "Should...it won't fail."

should?

Lu Hai suddenly had a fear that returned to when he asked Lu Ci to give a lecture when he was a child: "What are you doing? Are you chopping chicken for nothing?" Wait, when will a person like his brother with fingers growing on the keyboard know how to cook?

He watched Xie Yibing walk in, thought about the various delicious and high-end dishes on the table, then looked at Lu Ci, and thought to himself: Is there really something missing?

"Eight Treasure Duck!" Lu Ci drove him out, "There is heating at home, you are still cold, go and take off your coat!"

After Xie Yibing finished the dishes and desserts, Lu Ci presented his work, refused Lu Hai's dogleg, and brought it to the table by himself.

Xie Yibing took away the fruit plate in the middle, and asked him to put the eight-treasure duck in the middle, and then, together with Lu Hai, serve the rest of the dishes in the kitchen.

The family made a big round table full, and they ate and watched the Spring Festival Gala together, which was very lively.

All the guests stayed that night.

Early the next morning, when the stars were still bright in the sky, the family got up and started preparing.

When Lu Ci was fully awake, he had already changed his clothes and was on the car heading to the small villa. He was confused to Xie Yibing beside him, "What time did I get up?"

Before Xie Yibing could answer, Lu Hai, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said first, "4:4! You are the last one in the whole family to get up, so feel free to say that!" They all got up at [-]:[-].

"It's okay, don't delay." Xie Yibing defended, and adjusted his position to make Lu Ci more comfortable. "If you are sleepy, take a nap for a while, and I will call you when you arrive."

Lu Hai pinched his teeth, shut his mouth and did not speak.

Having a partner is great, being single means having no human rights!It's sour!

Xie Yibing's situation is special. In addition, both of them are civil servants, and they didn't invite many relatives and friends. Both of them are men, and there are not so many steps to welcome relatives. Time can still play cards.

Lu Ci hid on the balcony of his new house and ate snacks: "I see that other people are very tired after getting married. They have to be busy from early in the morning to late at night, and they are also forced to drink. I asked Lu Hai to change the drinks for me." Replace white wine with cold white boiled rice wine, strong tea with rice wine, and grape juice with wine to ensure that you will not get drunk after a thousand cups.

The deer with a negative alcohol capacity began to brag, "With such a small number of people, I don't think there is any need to change the wine, just drink whatever you want."

Xie Yibing was noncommittal about his drinking capacity, and stood by him: "Aren't you sleepy? You can catch up on sleep now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Qiu knocked on the door with a few aunts and mothers and came in. He put Xiao Liu on the bed and greeted them: "Xiao Liu, sit down for a while." He took out a stack of red envelopes from his bag and put them in his hand. Cy, "It's so cute!"

Several aunts and mothers said congratulations, left Xiao Liu behind and left.

Xie Yibing frowned: "Why did you put him on our bed!"

Xiao Liu put away the scattered red envelopes and stuffed them into a red bag with double happiness embroidered with gold thread: "Grandma said it was called a bed press." A bed press for children is another blessing for having a baby early.

Of course Xie Yibing knew this custom, but: "We are two boys." He couldn't give birth, "Besides, how old are you and still press the bed?"

Xiao Liu checked that she didn't miss the red envelope, patted her bulging little bag, and jumped out of bed without him rushing: "I'm cute!" After finishing speaking, he opened the door and ran out.

It's not good for the two of them, so they really stayed in the wedding room, and then went outside to greet the guests.

During the day, Lu Ci's energy was still high.Xie Yibing felt that it was mainly because he didn't drink at noon.

In the evening, Lu Ci soon died, and he didn't need the guests to pour wine. He just smelled a little wine, and his face began to turn red. Xie Yibing secretly replaced everything he drank with cold water. In less than half an hour, he walked They all started shaking.

After holding on to the toast, Lu Ci was carried back to the room by Xie Yibing.

Everyone clamored.

Lu Ci's half-dream and half-awake mind mumbled curses after hearing this.

Xie Yibing could probably guess what he was cursing, and couldn't help laughing out loud.After setting up Lu Ci and letting Lu Hai take care of him, he returned to the living room, talking and laughing with the guests.

No matter what these relatives and friends think about the two men getting married, at least they don't show it on the surface.When they left, even if they felt a little awkward in their hearts, they still had to admit that Xie Yibing was a nice person.

The location of the small villa is very close to Uncle Lu's house. The family of three originally wanted to stay and help, but Xie Yibing persuaded them to leave.

The two old people couldn't hold on anymore and had already gone back to their room to rest.

Xia Qiu and Lu Hua were in good spirits, and they both knew a little bit about Xie Yibing. Seeing that he didn't move, they restored the house to cleanliness, applauding the venue, "Our little Xie is capable!"

Some Lu Hua who had drunk too much shouted: "Okay!"

Xia Qiu subconsciously photographed it: "It's a good thing that the yard here is big, otherwise it would disturb the neighbors. It's so late, why are you shouting so loudly?"

"Mom, give Dad a bowl of hangover soup." Xie Yibing also pretended to drink a bowl, and then helped Xia Qiu settle down Lu Hua.

The "father and son" of the Liu family didn't know what they were doing in the yard. They ran out not long after eating, and only now came in: "Huh? Everyone left?"

"Yes."

The father-in-law of the land looked at Xie Yibing in the living room, and wondered: "Then why don't you go back to the room? It's a wedding night in the bridal chamber!"

Xie Yibing listened, but instead sat down on the sofa, bounced up immediately after sitting down, took two steps upstairs, ran down in a hurry before turning the corner, and went to the kitchen to pour a bowl of hangover soup.

The father-in-law looked at him back and forth, and scratched his head in disbelief: "Is this guy nervous?"

Xiao Liu held her bulging little red envelope: "fiwu!"

The father-in-law of the land was speechless, and muttered: "I can't..." These two people have been together for a long time, and they are tired of being like that every day. Isn't there anything like that?Besides, they didn't get a certificate for their marriage, they just had a drink.Xie Yibing is an old ghost who has seen so many great worlds in hundreds of years, why is he still nervous about this?

It's not like pretending to be tender for a long time, is it really innocent?

What he never imagined was that Xie Yibing's pretending to be tender was fake, but pure love was true.

Just a few steps up the stairs, he was a dead man so nervous that his palms sweated and his heart almost jumped out of his throat. He was more lively than a living person.

Then he struggled for a while at the door: "Should I knock on the door, or go in directly?" It was completely impossible to see that the two of them had been in the same room for nearly ten years.

In the end, he knocked on the door symbolically, walked through the door, and saw Lu Ci who was drunk and asleep.

"..."

Lu Hai obviously had no experience in taking care of others. Lu Ci just took off his shoes, and he didn't even take off his suit jacket.

Some red dates and longan, which were probably stuffed under the quilt or under the pillow, are now scattered all over the floor.

Xie Yibing could only put the hangover soup first, and cleaned up the house with spells. He didn't try to wake Lu Ci up, and took him to take a bath.

Fortunately, Lu Ci was not so drunk, he woke up after soaking for a while, his face was still red, and his eyes were still squinted: "Brother Ah Shui~ hee."

Xie Yibing didn't know what state he was in now, but he was worried that the two of them would fall asleep in the bathtub, and wanted to coax him to get up, but Xionglu directly pushed him over.

In the middle of being reckless, Xionglu woke up completely: "It hurts!"

The author has something to say:

Everyone understands the spirit m(__)m

Xiaolu (*^?_?): My partner.

Brother Xiaolu (?o?): Oh.

Xiaolu (*^?_?): How do you feel?

Brother Xiaolu (?ェ?o): I don’t have any impressions, and I don’t look strange.

Little Deer (? ェ? o): ... That's great.

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