Yin and Yang mediator

Lu Ci was stunned for a moment before realizing what Xi Zhao was referring to. He immediately showed a mean smile and rubbed his hands together.

When Lu Yun saw it, she sat up straight and asked, "Why, what's interesting, bring me one!"

Only Cheng You's face turned pale, and he subconsciously hugged the keyboard: "I... I'm off work first. Bye bye!"

With that said, he held the keyboard and left.

The other three watched, getting used to it.

Anyway, Cheng You lives in a dormitory. Every day he comes to work with his hands in his pockets and a mobile phone. Don’t forget to bring the keyboard when you come to work tomorrow.

Lu Ci said with a deliberate indifference: "Hey, just a few keyboard warriors think that pet excrement is 'normal'."

There is no one else in the office.Xi Zhao followed with a smile, the corners of his mouth grinning directly behind his ears, and his eyes were blood red: "We have done some linkage with other cities in the underworld, and there is such a suitable project to try, no matter whether it succeeds or not, how much can it be done?" Make a contribution to the work of city appearance and sanitation."

Lu Yun, a staunch materialist fighter, seemed to see an ordinary girl, without any special reaction, just said: "Then it's not in the local area, alas, I thought I could join in the fun." She thought for a while and asked He said, "Other places are different from ours. Can people be dragged directly to the underworld?"

Xi Zhao said rigorously: "It's not impossible. It's just that in other places, if you procrastinate, you may not be able to come back. It's not as convenient as Wangxiang." I can't figure it out, "However, there is no need to waste the resources of hell for such small things. Other hells are still in the initial stage of industrialization, unlike ours, which has already begun to try to automate. These small things can be done in Yangjian."

Lu Yun still wanted to hear gossip, but when she saw Xie Yibing standing at the door, she hurriedly said to Lu Ci, "Lu Ci, your husband is here to pick you up from get off work."

Ah, these two people are so tired, there is a road across the road from the door of their house to their workplace, and they pick up and drop off every morning and evening.

"Oh." Lu Ci was similar to Cheng You. There was nothing to clean up. He turned off his computer and picked up his mobile phone, then dragged Xie Yibing away, not forgetting to ask, "What time do we start?"

"2 o'clock in the morning." Xi Zhao's mouth widened, and his teeth began to mutate into jagged shapes. "We are in charge of the province, starting with Wojiao City."

"Okay, then I'll set an alarm clock." Lu Ci was so happy that it made Xie Yibing laugh too.

He greeted the two people in the office, followed the people who got off work in the building, and slowly walked up the stairs: "Is it so fun to do bad things?"

"Where's the bad thing? I'm doing a good thing." Lu Ci said righteously, rubbing his hands together, "Let those little bastards swear at people, I really think I'm hiding behind the network cable, I can't find them .”

Lu Ci really didn't care about cyberbullying, but he didn't care too much to feel happy, so he took his mobile phone and flipped through the information compiled by Xi Zhao, and showed it to Xie Yibing: "Look at these, and send me a wreath for P's posthumous photos. Tsk tsk tsk. That's me, I don't shy away from these things. If it were someone else, wouldn't their hands and feet be cold?"

Just kidding, he is now married to ghosts, and has all ghost men.The posthumous wreath or something is completely a small case.

Mr. Lu, what kind of big scene has he never seen before, and he will be frightened by these tricks that are not even considered small tricks?

Xie Yibing contributed a lot to the information that Xi Zhao handed over to Lu Ci, including the connection with several other cities. It is not so efficient to rely on Xi Zhao to make contact.

"I'll call you tonight." Xie Yibing believed in Lu Ci's ability very much, but it didn't mean that he would condone others to attack his lover. He could only say that he would try to let Xiao Lu make the first move.If Xiaolu is soft-hearted, he promises to fill in the missing parts.

"Okay~" Lu Ci was gearing up, if he hadn't insisted on a regular schedule for a long time, he might not be able to fall asleep right away at night, but he was still a little angry when he got up at 2 o'clock, so he opened his mouth and scolded first, and then split up with his colleagues. Arresting people in a community, after catching people, pushing them directly on the shit on the public space, "Let you find trouble for nothing! Are you in a hurry? Does shit smell good? Is it comfortable to step on shit? The keyboard you use is good , Typing is extra light, isn’t it? What sanitation workers should do, otherwise people will lose their jobs? You don’t need your brains, you can donate them to those in need. It’s great to know how to make pictures, and send wreaths to others if you have a lot of money?”

P's photo is so ugly, and the wreaths he sent are all cheap, so he can't even recycle them and take them to the underworld.

Those souls who slept soundly and were caught were stupefied, and before they realized whether they were awake or dreaming, they were put in front of the shit, and they were just about to bite into their mouths, and they either opened their mouths and roared or closed Mouth.As for a lot of what Lu Ci was talking about, they didn't hear clearly at all.

Of course, Lu Ci took care of their ideas, and just twisted a few living souls to make a big broom. Using his brain, he turned the big broom into an automatic sweeping robot, which can not only clean up dog poop with his feet, but also use Hand puts shit into the trash can.

Most of the dog poop has been tanned in the sun into gray and dry hard lumps. As long as you overcome the psychological barrier, it is not difficult to clean up.But occasionally there is a diarrhea...

if only!

Several living souls screamed, cursed, nauseated, vomited, begged for mercy, and so on.

Lu Ci was unmoved, and simply captured some living souls who were usually uncivilized to keep pets. Each community can be assigned several "automatic sweeping robots".When he saw the litter of cigarette butts and other garbage, he caught another batch, some of which still overlapped.

Lu Ci commanded many living souls to clean all the corners of a large circle of green belts around them. In the end, it didn't end at six o'clock at the agreed time; it was because all the trash cans around them were full. , had to "leave work" early.

"I underestimated you." Lu Ci looked at the huge amount of garbage, and then looked at the public green belt, which was not too big. He didn't know that so much garbage could be thrown into such a small area.

He inspected the surrounding area for the last time, and said to a group of living souls who had no love in their lives: "Good job, continue tomorrow."

Early in the morning, in many communities, some men, women and children suddenly woke up early in the morning. They rushed to the bathroom to wash their hands and feet frantically, and finally couldn't help but take a shower several times. They couldn't stop committing crimes. nausea.They vaguely remembered that they had an extremely disgusting nightmare, but they couldn't remember what it was.

When they finally finished their tossing and went to work and school, they heard the neighbors in the neighborhood pointing to the trash can and discussing.

Normally, they might come forward to listen to gossip out of curiosity, but now they feel sick to their stomachs when they see the trash can, their faces turn pale with nausea, and they will retch if they look at it any more.

Their strange performance did not attract the attention of others, mainly because what happened this morning was too strange.

"I don't know who it is. They cleaned up the lawn."

"While taking a walk last night, I saw a landmine all over the place."

"Do you still dare to take a walk? Where do you dare to walk around now? You have to lower your head and look carefully before you walk."

"Yes. Now it's considered civilized to allow dogs to poop in the greenery, and many of them are directly in the middle of the road. Look at the cars parked on the side of the road, the tires are full of dog urine."

"Who said no? The children at home only dare to play at home, otherwise it would be nice to run on the grass."

"You still want to run on the grass. Last week, a girl in the next neighborhood was almost bitten by a dog that jumped out."

"I've heard that too. When dealing with the dog, the dog owner also said that the girl frightened the dog, and his dog doesn't bite people!"

"Hey, hey, don't talk about this. Who do you think cleaned up such a large area in one night?"

"This kind of cleaning is very troublesome."

"Maybe we met a living Lei Feng."

"People who do these jobs at night must be doing good deeds and don't want to be famous. We live here, so we should be more conscious."

"Yes Yes."

"In that case, we, the owners, organize a monitoring team to monitor that others are not allowed to litter."

"Also, don't mess around with shit."

They are not willing to let them pick up garbage by themselves; but they are still very willing to let them supervise others.

This matter is not difficult, especially the environment of the community today is obvious to all. In the words of a certain owner, the air is fresh.The owner group quickly discussed the results, and each building sent out one or two representatives, and made red armbands to supervise uncivilized behavior.

Regardless of whether this matter can last long and be effective, at least when it reaches Lu Ci's ears, he still feels very comfortable.

"We Wangxiang can do a big cleaning like this."

There are few people in Wangxiang, the city appearance and sanitation department is strong, and the cleaning work is very good in all aspects, but this does not mean that no one throws garbage.

It is easy to contact the owners' committees in various communities.Lu Ci is already very familiar with them, so if you have anything to say, just say it in the WeChat group.Most of the members of the industry committee are people who have certain professional expertise and are retired at home. They are very enthusiastic about exerting their spare energy.

Lu Ci sent a message after 9 o'clock in the morning, and they came directly to the street office before 10 o'clock.

Lu Ci was about to go to see how the dormitory areas were doing, and he was caught directly in front of the office building: "Hey, are you so fast?" That's what he said in the group.

A few uncles and aunts, all of whom are a little old but in good health, looked at him with contempt: "Little young people are unreliable. If there are materials in the senior university, we can directly make the armbands. They can be sent out this afternoon. It's being implemented."

"Yes, little things."

"Just take a walk every day."

They don't regard Lu Ci as an outsider now, and they will ask Lu Ci for help if they feel that something is wrong or they need help.

There was an aunt who deliberately walked at the end. Seeing that everyone who came together had gone a little further, she pulled Lu Ci and said, "Xiao Lu, my aunt has a 22-year-old niece who is a senior in Yuncheng University. She is now an intern in a foreign company. Like you, I belong to Yuncheng, my family has three suites, and my only daughter..."

Lu Ci hurriedly raised his wedding ring: "Auntie, I'm married. I went back to get married during the Chinese New Year."

The aunt was shocked: "Ah, why are you so fast?"

"No, we've known each other for ten years." It was Xie Yibing who answered, with a normal look on his face.

Auntie didn't doubt that he was there, so she could only regretfully say: "That's really unfortunate." She felt a little bad when she said the words, and quickly made up, "Auntie didn't mean that. I wish you a happy wedding."

Xie Yibing thanked politely: "Thank you."

She still wanted to ask something, but she heard Xie Yibing say: "There is nothing urgent, don't go out yet. There is a procedure over there..."

Auntie didn't want to disturb their normal work, so she could only leave, and she felt more and more strange as they walked: "Why do I wish Xiao Lu a happy wedding, and the one who thanked me is another young man?"

The author has something to say:

Xiaolu multifunctional automatic sweeping robot

Xiaolu <(￣ˇ￣)/: I did it.

Xiaolu (￣▽￣)~*: Sweeping dog poop, picking up garbage... the decontamination ability needs to be improved.

Xiaolu (～￣▽￣)～: It can be remotely controlled.

Xiaolu ╰(*°▽°*)╯: People.

Brother Ah Shui (﹁﹃)~→: It’s not a machine.

Xiaolu￣△￣: You found the BUG!

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