I became an internet celebrity by running a grocery store

Seeing that the things and money had been delivered, Mr. Yan was about to leave.Unexpectedly, as soon as his butt was raised, his stomach was rumbling and drumming. He looked embarrassed and hurriedly covered his stomach.

"This, I'm sorry, I made you laugh." Mr. Yan laughed twice, trying to resolve the embarrassing atmosphere.But this stomach seemed to be against him, the tighter he held it, the louder he screamed, making his old face flush with embarrassment.

"I haven't eaten yet, why don't we eat together." Xia Songfeng was the first to react and warmly invited.

Mr. Yan shook his head, "That's so embarrassing."

He came here to thank others, how can he rely on others for a meal.

Zhang Xiaobei smiled nonchalantly, and said he was fine, "If you don't mind, let's eat together."

Mr. Yan stood there hesitantly, not because he was disgusted, but because of embarrassment.Seeing his father's delay in speaking, Yan Yan was afraid that people would misunderstand and that a good thing would turn into a bad thing, so she said, "Okay, let's eat together." After speaking, she dragged the old man to sit down.

Zhang Xiaobei got up and went to the kitchen, he ate half of the dishes, he was sorry to let others eat the leftovers, he was going to cook some noodles.As soon as he stepped in with his front foot, Yan Yan followed with his back foot.

She rolled up her sleeves to help Zhang Xiaobei.

Zhang Xiaobei hurriedly waved his hands and said no, Yan Yan smiled heartily, "It's okay, more people can do it faster, so I can't cause you any trouble." As he said that, he walked to the water pipe to wash the vegetables, but found that there were no vegetables.She looked around the kitchen but couldn't find one, and gave a strange 'eh'.

Zhang Xiaobei: "The vegetables are in the backyard, I'll pick them."

Yan Yan, who grew up in the city, showed a strange look, and could not help but follow him to the backyard.Seeing that the small farmyard has a lot of space, the backyard is not small, there is a crooked neck tree, and a swing is hung on it.Below is a rectangular vegetable field, planted with Chinese cabbage and spinach.In the corner is the chicken shed, where several old hens held their heads high and clucked and clucked, making it very lively.

She saw Zhang Xiaobei skillfully chopped a Chinese cabbage and pulled a few stalks of spinach.She followed behind him, step by step back to the kitchen.

Yan Yan washed the vegetables, and Zhang Xiaobei took out the Kanto soup that he had boiled in the morning. There was still a little left, enough for three bowls of noodles.He also cut some white radish and meatballs and cooked them with the noodles.He cut the Chinese cabbage into thin shreds and fried a plate of hot and sour cabbage with dried chili slices.

Yan Yan stood aside, watching Zhang Xiaobei move skillfully and swiftly.I didn't add any seasoning, just home-made salt, vinegar, soy sauce, etc. The chicken essence and monosodium glutamate was not missing at all, but it just smelled delicious.

The noodles and dishes were brought into the living room, and Mr. Yan felt that his hunger was even more unbearable just by smelling it.He took the chopsticks and began to eat eagerly.The noodles are the simplest vermicelli, with some vegetable balls, but the taste is very good and full of umami.The cabbage is full of vinegar aroma and the original aroma of vegetables, and Zhang Xiaobei's cooking is just right, which locks the moisture in the cabbage well, and it has a delicate fragrance in the mouth, not at all bland.

Seeing that the three of them were eating well, Zhang Xiaobei was relieved, and he and Xia Songfeng also started eating.Unexpectedly, Mr. Yan ate very fast. Before he finished eating, Mr. Yan had already put down the bowl and chopsticks.Zhang Xiaobei also put down his chopsticks and asked him, "Do you want another bowl?"

Mr. Yan glanced at him, and struggled a little in his heart, but in the end his thin skin overcame the greediness in his mouth.

He licked his lips reminiscently, "No, no, you continue to eat." He lowered his face and peeked at Zhang Xiaobei's dishes.It doesn't matter if you look at it, and you are instantly attracted by the little red bowl.He stretched his neck, glanced carefully, and the hands holding Old Tiantou began to shake.

"Old Tian, ​​look at that."

Old Man Tian was enjoying his meal, when he frowned, he turned his head in puzzlement, "Why are you dripping, what are you looking at?"

"Look at that, it doesn't look like the carved red bowl from the Qing Dynasty that Lao Gaotou and we saw some time ago."

Old Tiantou looked in the direction of his finger, not to mention, it was quite similar.But it looks much better than that of the old Gaotou, the color is corrected, the embryo body is thick, and the texture is delicate. If you look carefully inside, you can still see the shadow of the relief.

He leaned closer and saw that there was still rice in it, he didn't know why he felt a bit of regret.

"This is... a rice bowl."

Zhang Xiaobei nodded.

Old Man Tian shook his head and muttered to himself, "This rice bowl is really beautiful."

Mr. Yan also murmured in agreement, "It just became a job. There is a dragon inside, so beautiful and vivid."

"Yes, this looks much better than Lao Gao's. If you want to take this bowl back, don't make him mad." Old man Tian made a joke, but it caught old man Yan's heart.

His two drooping little eyes suddenly opened wide, and two beams of light shot out from them at the same time, illuminating his face.

That's right, if he was asked to take this bowl back and show off in front of the old man, he wouldn't be pissed off.

He pursed his lips and looked at Zhang Xiaobei with complex eyes, filled with longing, nervousness, eagerness, and even a hint of embarrassment.

"That, Xiao Bei. Where did you get this bowl from?"

Zhang Xiaobei blinked his eyes twice, seeing the eagerness of Mr. Yan.But he also likes this bowl, sorry he can't give it up to others. "Given by my grandfather, it was passed down from the family."

Mr. Yan's eyes dimmed in an instant, his lips twitched twice, he couldn't do such a thing.

After eating, he was about to say goodbye, but he still couldn't put the bowl in his heart.Sighing and shaking his head, he walked out the door with his hands behind his back.Suddenly, with a glance, he saw the cat bowl at the door again, and his whole body was shocked again.His astonished eyes slowly turned to Zhang Xiaobei, Zhang Xiaobei's eyes were indifferent, and his face was as usual.

Mr. Yan still saw the unquestionable rejection on his face, and then shook his head regretfully and left.

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The jade bottle walks on the winding and rugged path overgrown with weeds. The jade bottle has no name, it is a small gourd-shaped bottle made of a piece of beautiful jade.It is the medicine bottle of Taishang Laojun, which has been placed in the Wuji Palace of the Taiqing Holy Land.Once by chance, she opened her spiritual wisdom, transformed into a shape, and became a spirit monster.

But Yu Ping doesn't think he is a spirit, he consciously stayed in the sky for a few years.Although it can't be called the same as Laojun, he is a famous, honorable and dignified fairy.After all, he has also been exposed to immortal energy, so how can he be compared with these spirits on the ground.He is pretentious, considers himself noble, and feels that he is just a little less prestigious and enshrined than Chengxian.If someone is willing to build a temple for himself and burn a stick of incense, then he can also have a seat in the sky and be among the immortals.

Yuping's psychological planning is very perfect, but this is easy to say, and believers are so easy to find.

He thought about it for a while, and remembered that the alchemy boy once said that the Guanyin Empress went down to save all living beings.At that time, many believers were accepted, and now there are still two Guanyin temples there, and the incense is very strong, and there is an endless stream of people visiting.Yu Ping felt envious for a while, and decided to follow suit.

He jumped onto the top of the tree and looked left and right.Seeing a few wisps of cooking smoke rising from the southeast direction, several houses are neatly lined up together.Yu Ping was overjoyed and quickened her pace to walk there.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I met a few urchins playing outside, throwing sandbags in their hands, having a great time.Yu Ping stepped forward and coughed lightly.The child stopped and looked at him strangely.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" The childish voice sounded, looking at the jade bottle curiously.

Yu Ping puffed up her chest to let him look at her, and stroked her non-existent beard, making a deep look. "You don't even know me, I'm a fairy."

The child laughed, "Immortal, he is a fool."

Yu Ping's face froze, revealing a fierce image, "What did you say? You are a fool. If you don't believe me, I'll show you something."

"You change, I don't believe you can change."

"That's right, if you can't change it, you're a fool."

"Hahaha."

Yu Ping rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth angrily.He bent down, flicked his hands in the air, and instantly popped out a few sweet sticks.The child was dumbfounded, and the laughter stopped abruptly.The corners of Yu Ping's mouth curled up, revealing a look of satisfaction.

"How about it, it's amazing." He straightened his back as he said, ready to receive the child's admiration.

Unexpectedly, the child ran up to him, grabbed his sleeve to check it, and muttered in his mouth: "Did he take it out of the sleeve while we were not paying attention?"

"I feel the same way, just like the juggler at the temple fair."

"Yes, he is not a fool, he is a juggler."

Listening to their conversation, Yu Ping almost fell down in anger.But when he thought of his grand plan and great cause, he tried his best to suppress the anger in his dantian, and squeezed out a few words from his teeth. "I'm not a juggler, I'm a fairy, a fairy." He shook his sleeves a few times to prove that there was really nothing in his sleeves.

"See, this is the sweet stick I conjured up." He held up the sweet stick and slowly swayed it in front of several children, watching their eyeballs move with his fingers, "Do you want to eat it? If you want to eat it, you have to become my believer, and I will eat it for you."

It's a pity that the child's face did not show the desire he wanted, but the expression was cold, and he even saw a little disdain in it.

"What's so delicious about this? My popping candy is much more delicious than sweet sticks." He said and took out a small paper bag from his pocket. After opening it, there were crystal clear pebbles in the color of a princess.

"Wow, Jumping Candy." A child bluffed and shouted, so excited that his saliva would flow to the ground.

As soon as he finished yelling, four or five children rushed up in an instant, surrounding the child holding the candy, which shows the attraction of popping candy to children.

Yu Ping looked confused and said that this is candy, why is it this color.And it looks like a pebble, this kid could be fooled by him.He pushed away a group of children and walked to the middle, "Children, what is this?"

The child rolled his eyelids, revealing a white eye. "It's popping candy, you don't even know that."

Yu Ping scratched her head and muttered twice, "Jumping Candy, what is this? Why has he never heard of it?"

While he was meditating, the children had already shared the candy.They squeezed a little bit into their mouths with their fingertips, and finally covered their mouths tightly, not daring to open them at all.Because as long as you open your mouth, the sugar will jump out of your mouth, and it will be gone.

Seeing their strange expressions and movements, Yu Ping pinched a little and stuffed it into her mouth.

The child was in a hurry, he didn't seem to want to give it to Yu Ping.But now that he had sugar in his mouth, he couldn't reprimand him at all, he just glared at the jade bottle angrily.

Yu Ping didn't care about him, he was just a child, how could he be frightened by him.He stuffed the candy into his mouth and chewed it twice.Just as he was about to say that, it was like that, but the candy popped up in his mouth.It seems that there is life suddenly, trying to escape from this dark, closed and damp hole.Yuping was taken aback, and reflexively covered her mouth like a child.

Then he realized something, and spat out the candy in his mouth a few times.

"Monster, monster, this sugar is perfect."

Several children looked at him and laughed, Yu Ping was ashamed and angry, and kept repeating in his mouth. "Monster." To make these people believe him.

The kid just laughs.

The author has something to say:

Jumping candy is so delicious, I still love it when I grow up, hahaha