I became an internet celebrity by running a grocery store
Chapter 133 Crack
Xia Songfeng didn't respond immediately, but just stared at him fixedly.Seeing this, Li Min felt terrified and felt uncomfortable all over.But when he thought about the 3 yuan, he forcibly endured the unhappiness in his heart, and brazenly leaned in front of Xia Songfeng to repeat it again.
"Village chief, I said I want to order a few bags of fertilizer."
Xia Songfeng raised the corner of his mouth and smiled warmly, "Sit, sit and talk. Do you want to order chemical fertilizers? Why do you order that? Aren't you too weak to farm?"
Li Min looked at him suspiciously, wondering why Xia Songfeng had such an attitude towards him.Ever since he separated from his old mother, the villagers have treated him badly, and he has gotten used to it after so long.When he suddenly met someone who was kind and polite to him, he looked awkward instead.
Li Min wondered if he was too cheap for a day, but he didn't have the brains of Zhang Tian to think there was a fraud in it.I just feel that the village head is worthy of being the head of the village, and his ideological consciousness is high, and he will not be the same as those brainless villagers.What do you call it on the Internet? Follow the trend, yes.
"Village chief, I've gotten better recently, so I want to grow some. After all, there are children at home, so I'm under a lot of pressure." Li Min happily sat in front of Xia Songfeng, and then brought out the words that the old lady thought of on the spur of the moment.Of course, he didn't forget to keep up with his expression, but unfortunately his clumsy acting skills are good enough to deceive the old lady, but it's not enough for Xia Songfeng.
There was a sneer in his eyes, and he felt sorry for why Grandma Li had such a son.But I'm very fortunate, fortunately, the family was separated early, otherwise it would have been tossed into something.
"It's not impossible to order fertilizer."
Li Min was overjoyed, and looked up at him excitedly.
At this time, Xia Songfeng changed the subject, and said with some regret: "But it can't do it now. I just ordered a batch a few days ago and sent them out. Next time, next time I will order together, and I will add your name."
"Next... next time? When is the next time?" Li Min anxiously leaned towards the table.
"Three months."
"Three months?"
Xia Songfeng nodded.
Li Min looked at him pleadingly, "Village... Village Chief, this is too long. I'm in a hurry. Can you order a bag for me first? It's okay if the price is expensive."
"That won't work." Xia Songfeng said with a businesslike expression on his face, "The fertilizer in the village is fixed for three months, and this rule cannot be broken for you. If you are really in a hurry, you can go to the market to buy it. It is ordinary fertilizer, but it is ordered uniformly. It’s just cheaper.”
"That...that's different."
"What's the difference?" Xia Songfeng raised his head and looked at him gravely.
Li Minxin was already guilty of a crime, and he couldn't even lift his head when he saw it. He pretended to scratch his head to block the other party's scorching gaze.
"I...I think the fertilizer in our village is good."
"It's all the same." Xia Songfeng said with a smile, as if he didn't intend to let him go, and chased after him. "And I see that you haven't even cleaned up the land, haven't covered the shed or anything, and don't even have strawberry seedlings. What are you doing with fertilizer?"
"I...I..." Li Min was speechless when he asked him, and his mouth was agape.However, what Xia Songfeng said was reasonable and well-founded, with a smile on his face.He thought that Xia Songfeng, the village head, would not be able to make a fuss if he used the public to seek personal gain and did not give him fertilizer, but he would be angry.
"I... I don't want it anymore. It's just a bag of fertilizer. There are so many things. If you don't want to give it, just say it." Li Min slapped the table and stood up, bluffing, and left the village branch angrily.Because of the breath in his body, he walked recklessly without looking at anyone, and bumped into many people along the way, causing people to scold and yell at him.
After he returned to the room angrily and kicked the stool a few times, he felt better.
He was about to lie down on the bed and think of another idea, when the knock on the door sounded like a reminder.
"Who is it?" He said angrily.
A deep male voice came from outside the door, "Professor Yu called you over."
Professor Yu?Li Min didn't dare to rest anymore, he quickly opened the door and followed the man to the next room.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Zhou sitting on the sofa with a gloomy face, his face as black as a big iron pot, which made Li Min feel terrified.
He sat tremblingly on the bench beside him, and he didn't dare to sit down. His buttocks touched the side slightly and he asked, "What do you want from me?"
"What about the fertilizer?"
"Fertilizer." Li Min twisted his two sparse brows, "We can definitely get the fertilizer. It's just... just a little later in time." At the end, Li Min didn't dare to look at Yu Zhou anymore.
"How late?"
"Three months." Li Min said vaguely.
"What?" Yu Zhou didn't hear clearly, and leaned towards him.
"Three months." Li Min said as soon as he closed his eyes.
Yu Zhou: "..."
Li Min: "...but listen to me, three months is actually not a long time, it's only 90 days, it will pass in the blink of an eye."
Yu Zhou snorted coldly, and immediately regretted asking Li Min to do something.Three months, not to mention whether Zhang Tian can wait, he alone can't do it.There are too many things that can happen in three months. He heard that the National Institute of Botany will also come here to build a laboratory.If they found out earlier than him, what's the use of him tossing so long.
"Listen to me. I'll give you three days. If you can't do it, I'll find someone else."
"No, three days? That's too little." Li Min stood up, wanting to get close to Yu Zhou and say something nice.Yu Zhou didn't even look at him, he waved his hand, and the man called Li Min just stepped forward, grabbed his arm and threw it out.
Standing at the door, Li Min watched the door slam shut mercilessly in front of him, changed his expression in an instant, poohed at the door several times, and cursed in a low voice: "What the hell, you really think of yourself as someone else, It’s great to be rich. Besides, this is my house, and you still chased me away. If I hadn’t taken you in back then, you wouldn’t have known which Gada corner to sleep in. It’s really a good person who doesn’t get rewarded.”
After muttering and cursing, Li Min felt much better, so he went back to his hut brazenly.No matter how dissatisfied he was, he still had to earn the 3 yuan.Otherwise, wouldn't this anger be in vain, he wouldn't take this kind of loss.He lay on the bed wondering how to get the fertilizer.
Go ask for it, the people in the village don't have a good relationship with him, so no one is willing to give it to him, and they don't bother to talk to him.No way to steal?But what if he gets caught, it's not worth the money.
Li Min was scratching his head and thinking about it, and finally he thought of a plan.
Taking things from other people's homes is considered stealing, but taking things from your own home should not be counted.Thinking of this, he laughed, secretly making up his mind.
Although Grandma Li didn't grow strawberries, she did grow greenhouse vegetables and needed a lot of chemical fertilizer every month, so she ordered some with the villagers.She put the fertilizer next to the chicken coop in the backyard, and put some on when she went to the field.
On this day, she wore a sun hat as usual, and went to the field with a small basket made of bamboo.
Li Min kept watching from the top of the wall as a cat, until the old lady could no longer see the figure, so he boldly looked into the yard.He has sharp eyes, and after a while, he saw the bag of fertilizer next to the chicken coop, and it seemed that there was still more than half of the bag.
Li Min showed a greedy look, he raised one leg and was about to jump over the wall, before his toes touched the ground, a black shadow came out from nowhere and barked at him.He subconsciously withdrew his feet and looked down. It was a little black dog.It was not as long as his forearm, but it bared its sharp teeth and screamed very happily.Still jumping straight up, a posture of not giving up until he bites him down.
"What the hell? When did you buy the dog? Why didn't I know?" Li Ming whispered in his heart, scolding himself for being too cruel.To prevent him from becoming like this, as for it?
Resentful in Li Ming's heart, he stretched out one leg carefully and kicked the puppy.He can't deal with people, and a dog wants to ride on his head.Li Ming also felt ruthless, and kicked the dog far away.Seeing the puppy whining on the ground, its limbs twitching and struggling like convulsions, but it just couldn't turn over.
Only then did he smile with satisfaction, and jumped off the wall neatly.
He quickly ran to the backyard, dragged the fertilizer bag and walked towards the base of the wall, but at this moment he encountered a problem.The fertilizer weighs dozens of catties, how can he transport it.Li Min slapped his forehead and felt that he was reckless, and should have moved a ladder.Now it's halfway through, and if he was asked to turn over and move a ladder, he felt that his body would definitely not be able to bear it.
So he ran to the door and looked out through the crack.Basically, in rural areas, the doors are not locked, and the doors are covered.Especially the old lady now opens the gate to the village road, and there are no tourists or outsiders here, so there is no need to worry about losing things.What's more, rural people often like to sit at the door to enjoy the cool and warm. Everyone knows each other and will help to watch.
Li Min looked out through the crack of the door. If there was no one outside, he would go through the door and drag the fertilizer back.Anyway, there are no people on the back of this road, and there is a small hole in the wall of my backyard. It used to be a pigsty, which was built by pigs, and it has been stuffed with straw to block it.Li Min planned very well, but there was an old man sitting across the door, with a radio under his feet, listening to opera with his head flickering, and he probably wouldn't be able to leave for a while.After waiting for a while, Li Min became a little anxious. He was afraid that the old lady would come back if he waited a little longer.
He couldn't help it, so he walked back to the base of the wall and was about to climb back to carry the ladder. As soon as he climbed to the top of the wall, he saw his eldest son come out of the room.
"Dad, what are you doing sitting on the wall?"
Li Min looked at him as the first and the second big, and he ran out before this matter was finished.If he accidentally slipped his mouth when he went out, he would be finished.Li Min was so anxious that he threw himself on the wall, neither going up nor down.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he beckoned Jia Bao over.
"Jiabao, Dad arranged for you to do something, and Dad will buy you a big cake to eat."
Jiabao's eyes lit up when he heard the big cake, he licked his lips and swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva. "What's the matter, Dad?"
"Go to Uncle Gao's house and tell him that his son is in the field and call him over. If there is something urgent, let him hurry up." Uncle Gao is the one listening to the opera diagonally across the door from the old lady. "Do you know who Uncle Gao is?" Seeing that his son's eyes were covered with cakes, Li Min asked again worriedly.
Li Jiabao played around in the village all day long. Although the villagers didn't want to see his father, they were quite tolerant of him as a child.Of course he knew Uncle Gao, in order to show his father his intelligence, he let go of his voice and said loudly: "Yes, it's just opposite Li Houzi."
"Oh, my son is so smart." Li Min patted his son's forehead and praised him. "Go, Dad is waiting for you here."
Li Jiabao nodded excitedly, and rushed out like a whirlwind.
When he left the yard, Li Min hid at the door and watched.Not long after, his fat son ran up to Uncle Gao and repeated his words inarticulately.The two were not far away, but Li Min heard what his silly son said clearly.
"My dad said, your son is in the field and asked you to come over, there is something urgent."
Li Min: "..."
Although Uncle Gao said he didn't like Li Min, but it was about his son, he rushed to the field with the radio in his pocket.Seeing that there was no one there, Li Min hurried home, dragging the manure.
Li Jiabao hadn't gone far yet. Hearing the sound, he turned around and saw his father dragging a bag into the house.He ran over in surprise, "Dad, what are you dragging? Is it a big cake?"
The one with a loud voice is afraid that others will not hear it.Li Min quickly covered his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Go back quickly, don't tell others about this, or there will be no cake to eat."
Li Jiabao pursed his mouth and ran away in aggrieved manner.
Li Min handed over a bag full of fertilizers to Yu Zhou, and he couldn't hide his complacency in his eyes.
Although Yu Zhou looked down on him, he kept his word. When he was about to transfer the 3 yuan promised to him, he repeatedly threatened him not to disclose the matter.
Li Min waved his hand nonchalantly, signaling him to rest assured.He's not stupid, why would he take the initiative to shake his arms outside?Yu Zhou didn't say anything, and 'invited' him out after the matter was over.Then, carrying the fertilizer, he entered the laboratory alone.
It was simply built when he came, and the measured data is biased, but it can be seen roughly.Whether this bag of fertilizer is the reason for the geological changes in Nanlin Village is about to be revealed by him soon.
The author has something to say:
Li Jiabao: Big Cake^3^
Li Min: I know about big cakes in one day, do you think I look like a big cake!
"Village chief, I said I want to order a few bags of fertilizer."
Xia Songfeng raised the corner of his mouth and smiled warmly, "Sit, sit and talk. Do you want to order chemical fertilizers? Why do you order that? Aren't you too weak to farm?"
Li Min looked at him suspiciously, wondering why Xia Songfeng had such an attitude towards him.Ever since he separated from his old mother, the villagers have treated him badly, and he has gotten used to it after so long.When he suddenly met someone who was kind and polite to him, he looked awkward instead.
Li Min wondered if he was too cheap for a day, but he didn't have the brains of Zhang Tian to think there was a fraud in it.I just feel that the village head is worthy of being the head of the village, and his ideological consciousness is high, and he will not be the same as those brainless villagers.What do you call it on the Internet? Follow the trend, yes.
"Village chief, I've gotten better recently, so I want to grow some. After all, there are children at home, so I'm under a lot of pressure." Li Min happily sat in front of Xia Songfeng, and then brought out the words that the old lady thought of on the spur of the moment.Of course, he didn't forget to keep up with his expression, but unfortunately his clumsy acting skills are good enough to deceive the old lady, but it's not enough for Xia Songfeng.
There was a sneer in his eyes, and he felt sorry for why Grandma Li had such a son.But I'm very fortunate, fortunately, the family was separated early, otherwise it would have been tossed into something.
"It's not impossible to order fertilizer."
Li Min was overjoyed, and looked up at him excitedly.
At this time, Xia Songfeng changed the subject, and said with some regret: "But it can't do it now. I just ordered a batch a few days ago and sent them out. Next time, next time I will order together, and I will add your name."
"Next... next time? When is the next time?" Li Min anxiously leaned towards the table.
"Three months."
"Three months?"
Xia Songfeng nodded.
Li Min looked at him pleadingly, "Village... Village Chief, this is too long. I'm in a hurry. Can you order a bag for me first? It's okay if the price is expensive."
"That won't work." Xia Songfeng said with a businesslike expression on his face, "The fertilizer in the village is fixed for three months, and this rule cannot be broken for you. If you are really in a hurry, you can go to the market to buy it. It is ordinary fertilizer, but it is ordered uniformly. It’s just cheaper.”
"That...that's different."
"What's the difference?" Xia Songfeng raised his head and looked at him gravely.
Li Minxin was already guilty of a crime, and he couldn't even lift his head when he saw it. He pretended to scratch his head to block the other party's scorching gaze.
"I...I think the fertilizer in our village is good."
"It's all the same." Xia Songfeng said with a smile, as if he didn't intend to let him go, and chased after him. "And I see that you haven't even cleaned up the land, haven't covered the shed or anything, and don't even have strawberry seedlings. What are you doing with fertilizer?"
"I...I..." Li Min was speechless when he asked him, and his mouth was agape.However, what Xia Songfeng said was reasonable and well-founded, with a smile on his face.He thought that Xia Songfeng, the village head, would not be able to make a fuss if he used the public to seek personal gain and did not give him fertilizer, but he would be angry.
"I... I don't want it anymore. It's just a bag of fertilizer. There are so many things. If you don't want to give it, just say it." Li Min slapped the table and stood up, bluffing, and left the village branch angrily.Because of the breath in his body, he walked recklessly without looking at anyone, and bumped into many people along the way, causing people to scold and yell at him.
After he returned to the room angrily and kicked the stool a few times, he felt better.
He was about to lie down on the bed and think of another idea, when the knock on the door sounded like a reminder.
"Who is it?" He said angrily.
A deep male voice came from outside the door, "Professor Yu called you over."
Professor Yu?Li Min didn't dare to rest anymore, he quickly opened the door and followed the man to the next room.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Zhou sitting on the sofa with a gloomy face, his face as black as a big iron pot, which made Li Min feel terrified.
He sat tremblingly on the bench beside him, and he didn't dare to sit down. His buttocks touched the side slightly and he asked, "What do you want from me?"
"What about the fertilizer?"
"Fertilizer." Li Min twisted his two sparse brows, "We can definitely get the fertilizer. It's just... just a little later in time." At the end, Li Min didn't dare to look at Yu Zhou anymore.
"How late?"
"Three months." Li Min said vaguely.
"What?" Yu Zhou didn't hear clearly, and leaned towards him.
"Three months." Li Min said as soon as he closed his eyes.
Yu Zhou: "..."
Li Min: "...but listen to me, three months is actually not a long time, it's only 90 days, it will pass in the blink of an eye."
Yu Zhou snorted coldly, and immediately regretted asking Li Min to do something.Three months, not to mention whether Zhang Tian can wait, he alone can't do it.There are too many things that can happen in three months. He heard that the National Institute of Botany will also come here to build a laboratory.If they found out earlier than him, what's the use of him tossing so long.
"Listen to me. I'll give you three days. If you can't do it, I'll find someone else."
"No, three days? That's too little." Li Min stood up, wanting to get close to Yu Zhou and say something nice.Yu Zhou didn't even look at him, he waved his hand, and the man called Li Min just stepped forward, grabbed his arm and threw it out.
Standing at the door, Li Min watched the door slam shut mercilessly in front of him, changed his expression in an instant, poohed at the door several times, and cursed in a low voice: "What the hell, you really think of yourself as someone else, It’s great to be rich. Besides, this is my house, and you still chased me away. If I hadn’t taken you in back then, you wouldn’t have known which Gada corner to sleep in. It’s really a good person who doesn’t get rewarded.”
After muttering and cursing, Li Min felt much better, so he went back to his hut brazenly.No matter how dissatisfied he was, he still had to earn the 3 yuan.Otherwise, wouldn't this anger be in vain, he wouldn't take this kind of loss.He lay on the bed wondering how to get the fertilizer.
Go ask for it, the people in the village don't have a good relationship with him, so no one is willing to give it to him, and they don't bother to talk to him.No way to steal?But what if he gets caught, it's not worth the money.
Li Min was scratching his head and thinking about it, and finally he thought of a plan.
Taking things from other people's homes is considered stealing, but taking things from your own home should not be counted.Thinking of this, he laughed, secretly making up his mind.
Although Grandma Li didn't grow strawberries, she did grow greenhouse vegetables and needed a lot of chemical fertilizer every month, so she ordered some with the villagers.She put the fertilizer next to the chicken coop in the backyard, and put some on when she went to the field.
On this day, she wore a sun hat as usual, and went to the field with a small basket made of bamboo.
Li Min kept watching from the top of the wall as a cat, until the old lady could no longer see the figure, so he boldly looked into the yard.He has sharp eyes, and after a while, he saw the bag of fertilizer next to the chicken coop, and it seemed that there was still more than half of the bag.
Li Min showed a greedy look, he raised one leg and was about to jump over the wall, before his toes touched the ground, a black shadow came out from nowhere and barked at him.He subconsciously withdrew his feet and looked down. It was a little black dog.It was not as long as his forearm, but it bared its sharp teeth and screamed very happily.Still jumping straight up, a posture of not giving up until he bites him down.
"What the hell? When did you buy the dog? Why didn't I know?" Li Ming whispered in his heart, scolding himself for being too cruel.To prevent him from becoming like this, as for it?
Resentful in Li Ming's heart, he stretched out one leg carefully and kicked the puppy.He can't deal with people, and a dog wants to ride on his head.Li Ming also felt ruthless, and kicked the dog far away.Seeing the puppy whining on the ground, its limbs twitching and struggling like convulsions, but it just couldn't turn over.
Only then did he smile with satisfaction, and jumped off the wall neatly.
He quickly ran to the backyard, dragged the fertilizer bag and walked towards the base of the wall, but at this moment he encountered a problem.The fertilizer weighs dozens of catties, how can he transport it.Li Min slapped his forehead and felt that he was reckless, and should have moved a ladder.Now it's halfway through, and if he was asked to turn over and move a ladder, he felt that his body would definitely not be able to bear it.
So he ran to the door and looked out through the crack.Basically, in rural areas, the doors are not locked, and the doors are covered.Especially the old lady now opens the gate to the village road, and there are no tourists or outsiders here, so there is no need to worry about losing things.What's more, rural people often like to sit at the door to enjoy the cool and warm. Everyone knows each other and will help to watch.
Li Min looked out through the crack of the door. If there was no one outside, he would go through the door and drag the fertilizer back.Anyway, there are no people on the back of this road, and there is a small hole in the wall of my backyard. It used to be a pigsty, which was built by pigs, and it has been stuffed with straw to block it.Li Min planned very well, but there was an old man sitting across the door, with a radio under his feet, listening to opera with his head flickering, and he probably wouldn't be able to leave for a while.After waiting for a while, Li Min became a little anxious. He was afraid that the old lady would come back if he waited a little longer.
He couldn't help it, so he walked back to the base of the wall and was about to climb back to carry the ladder. As soon as he climbed to the top of the wall, he saw his eldest son come out of the room.
"Dad, what are you doing sitting on the wall?"
Li Min looked at him as the first and the second big, and he ran out before this matter was finished.If he accidentally slipped his mouth when he went out, he would be finished.Li Min was so anxious that he threw himself on the wall, neither going up nor down.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he beckoned Jia Bao over.
"Jiabao, Dad arranged for you to do something, and Dad will buy you a big cake to eat."
Jiabao's eyes lit up when he heard the big cake, he licked his lips and swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva. "What's the matter, Dad?"
"Go to Uncle Gao's house and tell him that his son is in the field and call him over. If there is something urgent, let him hurry up." Uncle Gao is the one listening to the opera diagonally across the door from the old lady. "Do you know who Uncle Gao is?" Seeing that his son's eyes were covered with cakes, Li Min asked again worriedly.
Li Jiabao played around in the village all day long. Although the villagers didn't want to see his father, they were quite tolerant of him as a child.Of course he knew Uncle Gao, in order to show his father his intelligence, he let go of his voice and said loudly: "Yes, it's just opposite Li Houzi."
"Oh, my son is so smart." Li Min patted his son's forehead and praised him. "Go, Dad is waiting for you here."
Li Jiabao nodded excitedly, and rushed out like a whirlwind.
When he left the yard, Li Min hid at the door and watched.Not long after, his fat son ran up to Uncle Gao and repeated his words inarticulately.The two were not far away, but Li Min heard what his silly son said clearly.
"My dad said, your son is in the field and asked you to come over, there is something urgent."
Li Min: "..."
Although Uncle Gao said he didn't like Li Min, but it was about his son, he rushed to the field with the radio in his pocket.Seeing that there was no one there, Li Min hurried home, dragging the manure.
Li Jiabao hadn't gone far yet. Hearing the sound, he turned around and saw his father dragging a bag into the house.He ran over in surprise, "Dad, what are you dragging? Is it a big cake?"
The one with a loud voice is afraid that others will not hear it.Li Min quickly covered his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Go back quickly, don't tell others about this, or there will be no cake to eat."
Li Jiabao pursed his mouth and ran away in aggrieved manner.
Li Min handed over a bag full of fertilizers to Yu Zhou, and he couldn't hide his complacency in his eyes.
Although Yu Zhou looked down on him, he kept his word. When he was about to transfer the 3 yuan promised to him, he repeatedly threatened him not to disclose the matter.
Li Min waved his hand nonchalantly, signaling him to rest assured.He's not stupid, why would he take the initiative to shake his arms outside?Yu Zhou didn't say anything, and 'invited' him out after the matter was over.Then, carrying the fertilizer, he entered the laboratory alone.
It was simply built when he came, and the measured data is biased, but it can be seen roughly.Whether this bag of fertilizer is the reason for the geological changes in Nanlin Village is about to be revealed by him soon.
The author has something to say:
Li Jiabao: Big Cake^3^
Li Min: I know about big cakes in one day, do you think I look like a big cake!
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