[Naruto Doujin] On the origin of the fan

"This is a matter between me and Sasuke, please get out of the way." Ignoring Sasuke's increasingly complicated eyes for a while, Itachi said this to Garuda in a calm tone.

"Don't let it go." Garuda raised his hips to stop Itachi confidently, "It's wrong to hit a child, if you see it, I have to take care of it."

Itachi: "..."

"It's alright, alright, you—" Before Garuda finished speaking, Sasuke behind him fell to the ground, while Itachi retracted his Sharingan, turned around and walked towards Naruto.

Garuda turned around to catch Sasuke, and stared back at Itachi's back: "Why is there a sneak attack?!"

Itachi would naturally not answer Garuda.

Garuda was a little speechless.Itachi used Tsukiyomi on Sasuke, who knows what horror movie was played on loop for the poor unlucky kid?

Moreover, Itachi may have to fight with Jiraiya in a while, after all, Garuda thinks that Didara will not be able to delay Zirai for too long.So, with his physical condition, is it really good to use Sharingan like this?

Garuda finally seemed to understand a little bit why Kisame had invited her so long in advance.

Thinking of this, Garuda sighed, and put his hand on Sasuke's head: "Solution!"

The next second, Sasuke slowly opened his eyes, but the pupils were still out of focus.

"Hey, don't you be stupid?" Garuda gently pinched Sasuke's cheek, "Are you awake?"

"..." Sasuke's originally slack pupils gradually focused, but he just looked at Garuda without speaking, but tears rolled down from the corners of his eyes.

"Hey, don't cry." Jialouluo was a little confused for a while.This is... scared to cry?

"..." Sasuke didn't make a sound, but turned his head away stubbornly.

Garuda turned to look at Itachi: "Hey, your brother is stupid."

Itachi: "..."

Itachi acted as if he hadn't heard anything, and strode towards Naruto: "Kisame, let's do it."

"Then chop off his hands first, and then cut off his legs!" Kisame picked up the shark muscles with some excitement, and slashed at Naruto.

At this moment, accompanied by a puff of white smoke, an orange toad//toad appeared, and it used its forelimbs to block the shark muscle that was cutting towards Naruto.

"You guys don't know me too well." Along with the same white smoke, Jiraiya suddenly appeared behind Naruto,

"A man never gets seduced by a woman. Compared to being seduced by a woman's beauty, I am better at deceiving women with sweet words. Moreover, for a man like me, women will take the initiative to send them to the door."

Saying that, Jiraiya put the blonde beauty on his shoulders on the ground, letting "her" lean against the corner of the wall. "She" seemed to have passed out and was unresponsive.

Itachi: "..."

Kisame: "..." Is this one of the Sannin in the legend of Konoha...

Garuda laughed and pounded the floor with his free hand: "Hahahahahahahaha! Xiao Di! How long are you going to pretend to be asleep?"

"It's all your bad idea! Hmm!" But the tall beautiful woman leaning on the wall suddenly jumped up, and in the dumbfounded expression of Ji Laiya, she turned into a blond boy wearing a red cloud robe.

Didara jumped up, pointing at Garuda and chattering for a long time.Garuda laughed and raised a hand as a sign of surrender: "Ah, ah, ah, it's okay if I'm wrong."

"Hmph!" Didara folded her arms and turned her head away.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Garuda continued to pound the floor and laugh wildly.

Deidara: "Hello!"

"Ahh! You are the ones who took the Chunin exam!" Naruto finally recognized Didara. He looked at the red cloud robes on Didara and Garuda, and said loudly, "So you and Sasuke My brother is in the same group!"

"It's a united and friendly colleague." Garuda stood up with Sasuke in his arms.Under Itachi's gaze, she shrugged.

The child's spirit was stimulated, even if Garuda woke him up immediately, he would probably have to be dazed for a while before he could recover.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiraiya pointed at Didara with an unacceptable expression.

"That's what it looks like! Hmm! You're too old to see it wrong hahaha!" Didara also pointed at Jiraiya, "It's you, a lecherous old man, who made me use the transformation technique to look like a woman! Um!"

"Does the obscenity of a woman's winking make you so excited, lecherous fairy?!" Just when the two were grinning and almost fighting, Naruto also pointed at Zilai and joined the melee.

Seeing this, Kisame suddenly laughed softly, looking eager to try: "Are you Jiraiya-sama who is known as the legendary Sannin? Darla can fool you so easily."

"It's easy there, I'm obviously so successful in acting! Hmm!" Didara folded his arms and snorted heavily to express his dissatisfaction.

"That's right." Garuda stood aside with Sasuke in his arms, watching the fun was no big deal, "Our little Di is so beautiful, so it's only natural that Zilai was fooled."

"Ah! Garuda!" Didara jumped up with his fists raised.

Garuda waved to Didara with a smile across several people.

"Do you even know the true face of the lecherous fairy!?" Naruto couldn't believe it.

"Ah, it's not the real face..." Jilai also scratched his head in embarrassment, and looked at Didara with rather regretful eyes. Seeing Didara felt a chill, he hurried back to Garuda around.

"Hahahahaha, I didn't expect such a beautiful beauty to be transformed by you hahahaha!" Zilai continued to laugh to hide his embarrassment.

Didara leaned close to Garuda's ear, glanced at Zilai and whispered, "I think something is wrong with this guy! Hmm!"

Garuda: "..."

"I thought it was you who cast an illusion on her. In order to lure me away from Naruto, I didn't expect it to be a transformation technique." Jilai also seemed to sigh with regret.

Naruto seemed to be completely out of the situation, he looked up at Jiraiya, then at Deidara: "Why did you do this?"

No one answered Naruto's question.Jilai also raised his head, his eyes solemnly glanced back and forth between the few people wearing Xiaopao: "Is your target really Naruto?"

"No wonder Mr. Kakashi knows about this. So it turns out that the source of the information is you." Xiaopao's stand-up collar covered the lower half of Itachi's face, and he looked at Jiraiya with his scarlet writing wheel eyes,

"Taking Naruto away is the highest order given to us by our organization 'Xiao',"

Hearing this, Naruto couldn't help taking a few steps back defensively: "What's going on?"

The orange toad//toad disappeared along with the white smoke, Jiraiya stepped forward a few steps, stood in front of Naruto, and said solemnly: "I will not hand Naruto to you."

"That, lecherous sage, Sasuke is still in their hands." Naruto poked his head out from behind Jiraiya, looked at Sasuke who was being held by Garuda, and tugged at the corner of Jiraiya's clothes with one hand.

Jiraiya turned her eyes to Garuda, but saw a black portal appearing beside Garuda, she threw Sasuke into it casually, and then Sasuke disappeared, and the black portal gradually disappeared.

"What did you do to Sasuke!?" Naruto stood up nervously, pointing at Garuda and shouting loudly.

"Ah, what's the matter?" Garuda pointed at his chin, raised his head slightly, as if he was thinking.In the end, she looked at Naruto, and raised the corners of her mouth in a vicious manner, "A heinous monster like me, of course—" She deliberately dragged out her voice.

"Of course what happened!?" Naruto swallowed nervously.

Jiraiya looked at Garuda solemnly and frowned.If he read it correctly, this is... space-time ninjutsu?

Garuda tilted his head slightly, with a kind smile on his face: "Of course——eat him."

Itachi: "..." Itachi silently glanced at Garuda, but saw Garuda smiling innocently at him.

"You bastard!" Naruto just clenched his fist and was about to rush out, but Jiraiya stopped him with one hand.

"Don't be impulsive, Naruto, Sasuke should be fine." Jiraiya calmly analyzed.

"The chat is over, it's time to get down to business." Fortunately, there was still an excellent employee, Kisame, who raised his shark muscle and pointed at Jiraiya.For a moment, the area of ​​conversation that was still somewhat "happy" just now disappeared instantly.

"It seems that you really attach great importance to this operation, and there are four people here." Jilai also put on a posture of preparing for the battle, "It's just in time, then I will finish you four here."

"Don't get me wrong, Xiaodi and I were passing by." Garuda took two steps back with a smile and raised his hand, "I don't plan not to take part in your battle for the time being, just fight."

"Then get rid of the two of them first." Jiraiya turned his gaze to Itachi and Kisame, and of course, he did not ignore Garuda and Didara standing aside.

"Not necessarily," Garuda shrugged, "Xiao Di didn't say that he planned to watch the battle."

The battle is imminent.

In an instant, everything around it turned red, like some kind of flesh, and it was still wriggling slightly.Garuda raised his feet, only to feel that his feet were sticky.

"Ninjutsu·Toad//Toad Mouth Restraint Technique!" Jiraiya quickly formed a seal and slapped it on the ground.

"Hey -- it's disgusting." Garuda floated up, not letting himself touch any toad//Toad's mouth.For Toad//Toad, she doesn't like it at all.

The ghost shark was about to lift the shark muscle, but found that the red clam meat under its feet began to wrap around the upper shark muscle quickly, and if it continued like this, the shark muscle would soon completely sink into the meat.Ghost shark hastily pulled out the shark muscle: "What kind of technique is this?"

"I summoned the esophagus of the Mt. Myogi Iwasuku giant toad//toad. Anyway, you are all wanted criminals, so just become the food of the rock toad//toad." Jiraiya put his hand on his waist, and laughed determinedly .

"It's disgusting..." Garuda curled his lips, "Are all the techniques of your three ninjas so strange?"

"Oh? Looks like you've seen Orochimaru before." Hearing Garuda's words, Jiraiya immediately thought of Orochimaru. He tossed his prickly white hair, and said to Garuda road,

"However, little girl, don't compare Tsunade with the two of us."

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