My food delivery can be popular [Entertainment]

"Is the princess dress ready?"

The footsteps outside were a little messy, and the young master, who was exquisitely dressed and dressed in expensive clothes, was walking around idly, "Have you got it? Let me put a centimeter on the cuffs, did you put it? Let me tell you, Xiao Qi is getting fat again."

"This crown is no good, and the pig's head is too big, so I can't bring it in."

"What kind of shoes are these? Do you want to wear small shoes for my daughter?"

Soon, a irascible middle-aged male voice sounded, "Ancestor, are you finished? Can you sit on the sofa and use your phone like a high-cold entertainer? Why are you ignoring me?"

The young master was confused for two seconds, "Brother Hao, are you in menopause?"

"..."

Xiao Qi couldn't quite understand what the two people were arguing outside, but she heard her own name and understood the word "fat".Pighead thought hard for half a minute, and came to a conclusion ignorantly.

Because she was too fat and occupied too much territory in the pigsty, her father got into a fight with other animals.

The little sow felt sad, and before she had time to cry, she farted with a "poof".

The footsteps came from far to near, Bai Yumiao came in, bent down to massage Xiao Qi's head.

"I will show you the live broadcast later. Don't be nervous. It's okay to fart. People all over the country know that you like to fart, but you can't play it for an hour in a row. It will affect my singing, you know?"

Xiao Qi couldn't understand human speech, and could only understand some words. She understood the word "fart".

After understanding the demands of being a father, she tried to clamp her butt tightly and squeezed her ass, as if she was encouraged by some kind of encouragement.

"puff"

Dad, Xiao Qi will not let you down.

Bai Yumiao: "..."

"Forget it, what do I want from a pig."

Bai Yumiao was speechless. According to his previous habit, after massaging the little pig's head every day, he would take advantage of the situation to hug her up and pamper her for a while.But today, as soon as he touched the little sow's armpit with both hands, he suddenly thought of this guy's growing weight and the heavy hugging feeling, so he slammed his hands on the brakes, and retracted as if nothing happened.

The little sow seemed to realize something as she watched his halfway movements.Bai Yumiao didn't show any flaws, he turned around and swung his arms, "Hey, my body is too stiff, move around, and you should move around too."

Xiao Qi: "..."

Today is 2 days since Xiaoqi joined the family, and it is also the online fan interaction promotion meeting after the release of Bai Yumiao's new single.The publicity meeting was originally scheduled for tomorrow, but Bai Yumiao forcibly brought it up to today, to spend with Xiao Qi's [-] days.

Bai Yumiao is an entertainer who does not follow the usual path. He seriously decided to hug a pig and sing.

Hao Tu came in with a modified princess dress, and when he saw the five or sixty-pound thing that could no longer be called a "pet pig", his scalp went numb, "Are you sure you want her in the mirror? Let me tell you, if she is in the camera, I probably won't be able to let you go."

"No way." Bai Yumiao was blinded by family affection, "My daughter is so slender, how could it be?"

"...Do whatever you want, anyway, the sales of singles have already exploded, so this promotional event is useless."

As a high-cold artist, Bai Yumiao casually retorted while swiping his phone, "How can you say it's tasteless. Brother Guan is almost on the ground. We haven't seen each other for a month. I'm emotional now. Work to divert attention."

Two months ago, Qi Tingguan was suddenly invited by Hollywood to participate in the filming of a blockbuster movie.

For the past two months, Bai Yumiao has been familiarizing himself with the operating conditions of the various subsidiaries of the group every day, getting to know various high-level executives, and getting to know each other's work styles.The homework left by Lao Bai couldn't be finished every day, and it was almost a dream to accompany Qi Tingguan to go abroad.

Reluctantly, the voice in the mainland was extremely high, and it was impossible to push, so the man had to put aside his work and the young master, and set off for Los Angeles to complete the filming, which lasted for more than a month.

More than a month, long online dating.

After online dating, Bai Yumiao felt empty physically and mentally, even looking at his own asset account felt numb.He finally realized that money is nothing compared to sex.

"Ah, this long and boring life of abstinence, what's the point of my life?"

Hao Tu paused and looked at him expressionlessly, "Can you consider my feelings when you speak?"

Bai Yumiao put down the phone and was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean? Didn't you run out with your little girlfriend from online dating? It didn't work?"

Hao Tu didn't answer with a straight face, and turned to go to work.

Bai Yumiao was stunned for two seconds, looked at the time on his phone, it was 10 minutes before the live broadcast started, and then called Li Feiran.

Bai Yumiao: "Fei Fei, what's the matter with your little sister, are you kidding our Brother Hao?"

Li Feiran: "Ah? Impossible. Since she was a child, she wanted to marry a reliable and funny middle-class uncle ten years older than herself. Brother Hao fits the bill in every way."

Bai Yumiao was confused: "Then why does Brother Hao seem to be dumped by someone... It's strange..."

"Ah." Li Feiran suddenly remembered something, and said: "Last time when I introduced you, I said that there was an additional condition. You saw the photo and said that you look like Hepburn. You must be fine, and you didn't listen to our additional condition. "

Bai Yumiao: "What addition?"

Li Feiran: "She's a bit cold, she can accept it once every six months at most."

"…………"

Bai Yumiao squeezed words out from between his teeth: "Once every six months, definitely, yes, no, yes."

"Talk to her, our bottom line is once a month."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yumiao threw the phone into the sofa, "What's the matter, this is it. No matter how much she looks like Audrey Hepburn, she can't be so cold."

Hao Tu shouted from the next door: "Xiaobai, squeezed into the room, come and prepare for the live broadcast!"

"Here we come!" Bai Yumiao raised his voice, "Where's Xiao Qi?"

"All dressed! Come here!"

Bai Yumiao picked up his phone and took a photo of his hair, cleared his throat, and went into the next room.

Xiao Qi was wearing a princess dress, spinning nervously on the ground.There were too many staff around, and her little heart was about to be unable to bear it. Finally, when her own father appeared, her mood improved a little.

"I'm coming." Bai Yumiao walked over and sat on the live broadcast chair, with some difficulty picking up the pig and putting it on his lap.

"...It's too heavy."

Hao Tu: "It's on, we're already 2 minutes late, your fans are going to blow up the live broadcast platform."

Bai Yumiao raised his eyebrows, and smiled calmly at the camera, "Let's go."

The moment the live broadcast started, the young master in a European-style white shirt appeared in the camera with picturesque eyes and a smile in his eyes.

He looked at the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

It has been almost a year since his debut, and he is still not quite used to such a large worship scene.

The young master's earlobe in the camera is red, shining brightly under the sunlight.

Hao Tu pouted and sat beside him, looking at the big bad wolf in sheep's clothing.

【noob! !Finally you are here! 】

【Wow!Is this Xiao Qi?Fat again! 】

[This princess dress in size XXXL is so beautiful 233333]

[People are not as good as pigs! 】

【Brother Guan, Brother Guan, hasn’t Brother Guan come back yet?】

【Didn’t you say that you’re returning to China after you’re finished, aren’t you here】

Bai Yumiao sat in Qi Tingguan's big house, pretending to be stupid without shame, "This is my house, why do you want him?"

Hao Tu began to roll his eyes behind the camera.

【Ah... subconsciously, I always thought you were living together...】

【Really always thought】

【What happened when I suddenly woke up from a dream...】

Bai Yumiao smiled and patted the little sow's head, "You guys are thinking too much. Brother Guan won't land until he comes back...well, we need to meet up, go out for dinner or something."

Bai Yumiao interacted with the barrage for a while, and answered a few random questions. Hao Tu pointed to the time behind the camera.

So Bai Yumiao smiled at the camera: "Okay, I'm going to play a song for everyone today, a song "Young Master", written by Brother Guan with lyrics and music, I originally sang it, and I give it to everyone."

The live broadcast was still very casual. The staff played the accompaniment of "Young Master" on their mobile phones, and Bai Yumiao sang along earnestly while hugging the pig.

The soda sound seems to have faded a little in the past year. The treble is high and the bass is magnetic. It is a really good male voice.

Bai Yumiao sang and sang, and some strange movements gradually mixed in the singing.

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Biu

The professional equipment completely recorded Xiao Qi's nervous fart sound. The bullet screen was originally full of groundhogs screaming, and gradually turned into a full screen of 233333.

Bai Yumiao almost couldn't continue singing, he pushed Xiao Qi's butt with his hands, telling her to be good.

Xiao Qi is really going to collapse.With so many people staring at her, her father started to make some strange sounds with unknown meanings, and she suddenly had a mysterious premonition.

Another father often told her that there are often some rituals before slaughtering pigs.

Could it be that kind of ceremony?

When Bai Yumiao sang to a climax, his legs tensed, Xiao Qi was finally frightened, and jumped off Bai Yumiao's legs with a plop.

Without turning her head, she groaned and ran out of the room frantically. The little crown flew out in embarrassment, and the princess dress was crooked.

The staff in the room: "..."

Barrage: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Barrage: "Xiaobai stop singing! The pig ran away!"

Bai Yumiao felt helpless, but he could only let her go.No matter how it is usually, this is always a serious live broadcast of singing. When he opens his voice, he will finish the song completely.

Even if it can be foreseen, the trending headline in the near future will be "Bai Yumiao can't stand singing pigs".

Xiao Qi left the workshop and ran desperately, plopping all the way down the stairs, hiding in the slightly dim hallway as soon as the elevator came in, shivering.

After trembling for half a minute, the elevator's indicator light suddenly turned on, and the sound of the machine running behind the metal elevator door made the little sow startled again, and silently hid to the side.

There are too many things in this high-level pigsty that she doesn't understand.

Ten seconds later, a certain international superstar, Xiao Qi's other father, Mr. Qi Tingguan, who wanted to give the young master a surprise, walked out of the elevator with a big suitcase alone on the previous flight.

Xiao Qi: "!!!"

Qi Tingguan was taken aback for a moment, the lights were turned off on the whole floor of the house, and the sun was setting in the evening, the sky was already dark and pitch black.

The man was confused: "Where is your father? Leave you a pig at home?"

Xiao Qi looked at the man whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and excitedly said, "Hmph!!!"

The pig's nose was raised vigorously, and the man walked a few steps into the living room, and followed her instructions to look up the stairs.

There were lights on in several rooms upstairs, and a loud voice in one of them.

"Hao Tu and the others are here?" Qi Tingguan put the suitcase by the wall and said, "Why is it so noisy, no wonder no one heard me come back."

Xiao Qi hadn't seen this father for a long time, happily circling around the man's feet, humming and humming.Qi Tingguan took off his coat and put it on the back of the sofa casually, unbuttoned a button on the collar of his shirt, and said with a sigh of relief: "I'm exhausted, my mobile phone is dead, and I was almost recognized when I took a taxi. It's hard."

He lifted his foot upstairs, "You follow me slowly, I will go to your father first."

Bai Yumiao ended a song with a deep and lyrical melody.

【66666666】

【It sounds so good, it makes me want to cry】

【Too burning and touching, awesome! 】

Bai Yumiao was a little bit embarrassed by the barrage, he cleared his throat, and was about to open his mouth to humble himself, when there was a knock on the half-closed door.

Hao Tu, who was sitting beside him, shivered.

All the staff are in this house, only the pigs escape.

Pigs will knock on the door? ?

A familiar voice sounded, "Baby, why did you bring Brother Hao and the others to our house again? It's late at night, have you eaten yet?"

Bai Yumiao: "..."

Barrage:

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

Qi Tingguan pushed the door open while talking, "I'm back, are you surprised? Why did you put my pajamas..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

The room was brightly lit, surrounded by several lighting panels, and Bai Yumiao sat in the middle, facing the familiar camera and equipment.

The staff in the room: "..."

Bai Yumiao: "..."

Qi Tingguan: "...tell me you are recording Weibo stories, this is not a live broadcast."

The room was dead silent.

Barrage:

[Brother Guan! ! 】

["Our family"? ? ? ? 】

【pajamas!Where are the pajamas! 】

【What kind of accident is this! ! 】

[What did I hear! 】

[What blinded my eyes? 】

The entire line of the live broadcast room exploded, the barrage completely defeated the load, and the live broadcast suddenly became stuck in a PPT.

Bai Yumiao has been a good actor for many years, and finally encountered a situation in his life that was difficult to reverse.

He went through all the scripts he could think of in his mind, and came to the conclusion of "no solution".So he was silent for two seconds, raised his hand and directly unplugged the main control power.

Qi Tingguan: "..."

After half an hour.

Hao Tu said on the phone in a tired voice: "Weibo has been captured, and there are eight headlines. They can't be removed, and Zha Lang won't be removed. Our public relations team can't get enough. No one takes orders for emergency public relations outside. People say , There is no question of whether to wash or not to wash this matter, it can only be suppressed. But the whole Weibo is discussing it, they can't suppress it."

The man sat on the sofa, and after a moment of silence, he said, "If you don't mind it, let them go."

Hao Tu: "... If you are so shameless, I thought about it carefully, and this is the only way I can do it."

He thought for a while, and then said, "Let them pass it on as they please. Even if everyone thinks it's a certainty, it's over if you don't admit it. Fortunately, Bai Yumiao started his career with CP fans from the beginning. If this kind of solid hammer is placed on other artists On the body, it is completely confused, fortunately, our Xiaobai's popularity has risen again."

Qi Tingguan sighed deeply.

Hao Tu: "Where's Xiaobai?"

Qi Ting glanced at Bai Yumiao in the living room, "He's being scolded, his dad called and scolded him for half an hour."

Upon hearing this, Hao Tu couldn't bear to say anything, and said, "Brother Guan, you have to take the blame for this matter."

The man was silent, "I know. But I thought you guys were going to broadcast live tomorrow, who would have thought that the boy would suddenly advance the date. My phone is out of battery, and I haven't looked at my phone since I got off the plane."

The phone hangs up.

The man goes to the living room.

In the living room, Bai Yumiao was paralyzed on the sofa, with his legs resting on the tea table, and he was eating some chilled strawberries with a small fork.

While leisurely chewing on strawberries, he played games on the tablet in silent mode.The mobile phone is placed on the other side of the sofa with the hands-free turned on, the volume is turned to a negligible level, and it is a meter away from the body.

After Bai Yumiao ate strawberries for a while, his ears moved to catch some key words.

He immediately fished out the phone, cleared his throat, and said in a low voice, "I heard it, I'm sorry Dad, I must reflect on it."

"Well, it's because I didn't do things well. To be an artist, you must always pay attention to your words and deeds. It's my plan that deviates."

"Father is right, I will reform with all my heart, and together with Brother Guan, I will start a new life."

Bai Yumiao hung up the phone, took a deep breath, turned his head and fell into the sofa in another crooked posture.

"My God! How can a middle-aged man be so nagging!!"

The man couldn't help laughing, and walked over to rub the young master's head.

The fluffy and soft touch has not been touched for more than a month.The man couldn't help it, touched it for a while, and then grabbed a strawberry from the young master's plate to eat.

"Okay." Bai Yumiao sat up straight weakly, "We're on fire, what should we do?"

He turned on the phone and switched the account, "Ten headlines occupy eight, CP fans are at the pinnacle of life, straight male cancer is cursing everywhere, fans are cursing back at the same time, the battle is stalemate, people all over the country seem to be rushing for us, Let's sit here and eat strawberries, isn't it scientific?"

"Unscientific." The man lowered his eyes and smiled, as if he didn't care at all.

He came over and stood in front of Bai Yumiao, swallowed the strawberry meat in his mouth, and said, "It's so unscientific, I've been in the house for an hour and a half, and I haven't kissed you yet."

Bai Yumiao: "?"

The man leaned forward, pressed him on the back of the sofa and kissed him.

The living room hadn't turned on the lights yet, and in the dimness, the breaths of the two intertwined in confusion.

Both of them had cool strawberry juice in their mouths.They couldn't help sucking hard, trying to grab a little more sweetness than the other.After hugging and kissing on the sofa for a while, Bai Yumiao couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his legs, trying to use his body weight to push him down on the sofa.Qi Tingguan came to his senses, and while kissing him, he quietly fought secretly.

In the end, the one who was four centimeters shorter and lazy all the year round was firmly pressed down.

The man's voice was hoarse and magnetic, incomparable on the phone, and it rang in Bai Yumiao's ears.

"Being together for more than a month has caused you to have fantasies that you shouldn't have?"

The young master's cheeks and ears were flushed red, his pouty lips were even redder, his black eyes were bright and seemed to be covered with mist, he looked at the man without saying a word.

The two pairs of deep black eyes looked at each other for as long as a century, Bai Yumiao said in a low voice, "It's causing trouble, what should I do?"

The man laughed, "What do you mean? Did you provoke the netizens, or did you provoke me?"

The young master blushed even more, "What do you think?"

Looking at his appearance, Qi Ting felt that his heart was going to melt. He couldn't control himself at all. He lowered his head and kissed the young master, from his lips to his neck, and then ripped off his shirt to his collarbone.

Vaguely said: "I don't care, from the first day I decided to be together, I knew there would be this day."

"Fans have their own fan blessings. I quit the idol circle that needs to stay single a long time ago. I don't care about so many public opinions."

"I only care about you."

The man's voice was close to his ears, and in the quiet and dark living room, the low voice was intoxicating.

"We've been separated for more than a month, do you miss me?"

Even if there were only two of them, Bai Yumiao was still embarrassed by being teased.He drawled his nose and said: "Ask every day, haven't you asked enough?"

"I want to hear you whisper something in my ear." The man leaned closer, and suddenly reached into the pocket of the coat on the back of the sofa.

An exquisite car key lay in the palm of the man's hand.

Bai Yumiao's heart skipped a beat.

"The big green bull." The man whispered in his ear, "Come on, say you miss me, the car is yours."

Bai Yumiao's blood was racing, he grabbed the man's neck with both hands, and whispered innocently in his ear.

"Brother Guan, I miss you."

There seemed to be a cluster of flames bursting out in the depths of the pair of black eyes on the top of the head.

The man bowed his head and cursed a dirty word, then ignored everything, and pressed even harder to kiss him.

Behind another sofa not far away, the little sow shed tears silently facing the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Pig's trotters were covering their buttocks to prevent themselves from farting due to nervousness.

I don't know how many times it is.Her two fathers had another quarrel about her being fat, and they fought again.

The one who wants to eat her always presses the one who wants to protect her under him and beats violently, until the other party screams, has difficulty breathing, and sometimes cries.

The palm of the hand and the back of the hand are all fathers, and they are all beloved relatives who live in the same pigsty with her.

Xiao Qi looked at his fat pig's trotters, and he had to bear the heaviness and open-mindedness that he shouldn't have endured at such a young age.

Pigs have the talent of gaining weight, and even drinking cold water will grow meat, so what can pigs do?

Xiao Qi thought sadly: The two fathers don't fight anymore, if there is a day when there are two hundred catties, just kill the pig and eat it.