Diamond glass

A certain distortion caused this.However, Li Jiu, you are considered to have doubled your dog shit luck. You were picked up by a fellow townsman like me when you first wore it, and you brought it back to Xiaoli, and you can still live in Xiaoli. This is the luck that many people dream of~ so the memory is distorted What is such a trivial matter? "

Hmm, yes, what is this?

"Luck is also a part of strength~" Someone was very proud.

Gui Jiao stood up, "I still have something to do, you can take care of your wounds here. Seeyou~"

After Guijiao left, I lay down on the bed bored and continued to poke the bed with a thousand books.It seems that there is no need to do training in the next few days, and life suddenly becomes moist~

"Hehe~ It seems that you are very leisurely, Li Jiu"

Make a bad move, set up a memorial tablet

Hearing this sentence, I froze and quietly rolled my eyes with my back turned to the door.

Yeah~ so what if I'm free? Are you jealous? After thinking about it, I still didn't dare to say this sentence. If I got angry with him, maybe he would throw me off the cliff again. There was no hope of survival.

Hands and feet shrank unconsciously into the corner of the bed.

I seem to feel that Orochimaru is laughing, smiling very proudly. "I have to smile childishly ~ I have to smile childishly ~ Smile to see that people in the world of mortals are not old ~ I have to smile childishly ~ I have to smile childishly..." I suddenly thought of this song, and suddenly felt that it was very suitable for Dashewan.

I feel a little bit surprised by myself==|||

I tried my best to erase the words "laughing at the world of mortals and people are not old" from my mind, and turned my head to look at Orochimaru, who was leaning against the door, squinting his eyes as if he was thinking about something.

Orochimaru, you are very suitable to be the door god.After Yinnin Village collapses, you can come to my house to be the door god, which can not only exorcise evil spirits but also kill insects.

"How's the injury?" One sentence interrupted my "Guard God Cultivation Plan".

Orochimaru, do you still dare to ask how my wounds are recovering?! These wounds were caused by your hand... no, a palm?! You really wanted to kill me on purpose! You knew that at that time I I have no chakra, no strength, and no rock climbing skills, yet you pushed me down to my death! If it weren’t for my intelligence at the bottom of the cliff (catch the dead vines in time), endurance (climbing up step by step), and motivation (Go up and kill XXX), then I would have gone to see the God of time travel.

I waved my hand: "Thanks to your old man, the wound is recovering." Before he could say another word, I continued, "Thanks to your old man, my chakra control has been greatly improved."

"Hehe~ is that so?" Orochimaru seemed very happy, and his tone of voice went up.

You are indeed a pervert! Let me draw a circle and curse you...

"In this case, let's have a good rest." Go away, go away, go away, get out early and be born early.

Orochimaru narrowed his golden eyes slightly, turned and walked out.I let out a long sigh of relief, it seems that I will have sequelae of fear of snakes in the future.

But... Orochimaru, it seems that you are very free.

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I staggered to Payne's room with my injured body. "Li Jiu? Why are you here?" Payne put me on the chair and looked down at me at a [-]° angle. "What's the matter?"

As expected of Akatsuki's pseudo-boss, he saw through what I was thinking at a glance, so I had no choice but to cut to the chase and say, "Brother Payne, can you find something for Orochimaru to do?"

I paused, and began to explain the reasons: "First of all, since I came here until now, he has never been on a mission, even if he has lost his limbs, he has recuperated; secondly, he is too idle, all day long Not doing business properly, keeping warm and thinking about education, but the education method was inappropriate, which led to my tragedy that day; finally..." I took a deep breath, "He's staying here will affect my rest."

Payne felt sad for Orochimaru, to be so disliked by a child he was trying to teach. ． ． ． ． ．

"Okay, I'll give him a few tasks." Payne nodded, and let you go out and earn more money, Orochimaru.

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Well, the matter of Orochimaru is finally settled, and there is another more important matter, which is even related to the protection of my life, life, and happiness in the future. ． ． ． ． ．

Finding the ghost Jiao who was eating dried salted fish, "Ghost Jiao~ Do me a little favor~" Then took out two pieces of wood, "Help me cut a memorial tablet~"

"Why do you want a memorial tablet? To sacrifice to your ancestors? Or... someone in Xiao is going to die?" Ghost Jiao asked while cutting.

I looked at him with gratitude and reverence: "These two tablets are naturally for the Great God of AB and the Great God of Time Travel~"

"I see. Since when did you start to believe in this kind of thing?" Gui Jiao turned the wood over and continued to cut it.

"From the moment I was pushed down by XXX, I suddenly felt that it was time to set up a tablet for the two great gods." I picked the meat from the dried salted fish with a toothpick and put it in my mouth.

"I think you get along well with Fei Duan, he believes in evil gods." After finishing cutting one, Gui Jiao began to cut another.

I picked up the cut one and played with it carefully, "I'm not sure if it fits well, but I do get along pretty well with Uncle Xie. Let me say, Ghost Jiao..."

"Um?"

"It's time for you to get a memorial tablet for the two great gods. Seeing that you have to do missions every day, you may die one day. It is always good to pay respects to the two great gods as soon as possible."

Gui Jiao put down the chipped tablet and handed it to me, with a humble face, "I don't need it."

I looked at Gui Jiao's "I'm Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death" look on his face, and thought he might not need it.

"I don't think you need it anymore." I put away the tablet and walked back to my room.

return of the zombie duo

"I have a beautiful wish~ I can sow the sun when I grow up~It is enough to sow one by one~It will produce many, many suns~One for the South Pole~One for the Arctic Ocean~One for hanging Winter ~ One hangs in the evening ~ hang in the evening ~ La la la s seeds ~ La La planted the sun ~ La la la la la la la me ~ ”to the sun ~”

In the morning, Li Jiu, who was in an extremely cheerful mood because she woke up naturally from sleep, tormented everyone with her tone-deaf singing.

"What? Li Jiu wants to plant the sun?" Xiao Di covered his ears and asked Xiao Nan, "Sister Xiao Nan, can we grow the sun in our place?"

Xiao Nan was overwhelmed by Xiao Di's almost idiotic question, Gui Jiao patted Xiao Di on the shoulder and said: "According to the current situation, we can't grow the sun in this place. But...we can grow the moon You can give it a try.”

But Li Jiuzhong is neither the sun nor the moon.

I held my two babies in my arms, thinking as I walked: What a beautiful day today~ Finally I can not train all day due to injury~ Finally I can not see Orochimaru for these few days~ Finally I can do it today Sleeping until I wake up naturally~ After all, today is a good weather~ This is a perfect day with so many "hard times" overlapping~!

Subconsciously go out to check the weather... ah~!Today's weather is really...so delicious~! (Is there any way to describe the weather as delicious?)

The air is neither dry nor humid, and every inch of the skin touches the air is soft~ The weather is exactly the kind of gloomy and gloomy that I like, there will be no sunshine, but the light is sufficient and it will not fall Perfect weather for rain~!This weather is the most suitable for killing people, setting fires and paying debts~!

Walking to the secret area of ​​the training ground, I chose a place facing north and south, with a river in front and mountains in the back, and I sat down in a place that is comparable to the most expensive piece of land in Babaoshan, and then took my two treasures, who were called Guijiao yesterday, to sit down. Carefully took out the tablet that I helped to cut and began to engrave characters.

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"Hey, I said Kakuzu, why are you so dead-faced?!"

"Yesterday, Didara sent a letter saying that another freelancer came to the organization."

"Are you unhappy because of this? Forget it, Jiaodu, there is no shortage of free rice in Akatsuki, one more is not too much, and one less is quite a lot. Male and female?"

"I heard it's a girl."

"Just right, you can use her as a sacrifice."

"Be careful, that girl seems to have come from the same world as Guijiao. I heard that Orochimaru and Xie are very optimistic about her."

"A femme fatale duo? Tch, now that the two of them are not here, so what if I kill that girl?"

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Just when the word "big" of "AB Dashen" was engraved, the above dialogue came from far and near.Sigh~ You still want to use me as a sacrifice, and you will be used as a tribute to the two great gods later!He even said that Orochimaru is very optimistic about me? I have no blood, no strength, and no revenge target. Why is he optimistic about me? But the word snake and scorpion is quite suitable for the two of them.

The two people talking should be the "Undead Duo" who just came back, they seem to be called Jiaodu and Fei Duan...

Would you like to stand up and say hello?

MA...or forget it.

"Kakuto, you go first, I want to perform a ceremony here."

"It's really troublesome."

I stayed where I was, and continued to engrave my tablet generously. The bloody smell of Hiduan's masochistic prayer came from not far away.

Humans are really animals that look for abuse when they have nothing to do.

After engraving the tablet, I stand up