After a deal with a nemesis

How could someone use a marriage certificate as a passport! ?

"You have something wrong!"

Gu Xian cursed angrily, but Cheng Yi and the others surrounded him enthusiastically.

"Hey, Gu Xian's marriage certificate, take a look!"

"Hahahahahaha Gu Xian, why do you look like you were kidnapped!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this suit was prepared for you by Xie Yunjing again."

Xie Yunjing didn't put it away either, just held up the marriage certificate for them to look at.

"Which side are you on!" Gu Xian thumped angrily on the sofa, "Xie Yunjing! You fucking take that thing back!"

Xie Yunjing acted in a considerate manner: "Isn't that because your good brothers haven't finished watching it yet?"

The marriage certificate was only that big, and the photo on it was naturally smaller. There were several people crowded in front of Xie Yunjing, and it was hard to see clearly.Li Yuqiu reached out to get the marriage certificate, but Xie Yunjing suddenly raised his hand and raised the marriage certificate: "I can only look at it."

He met Gu Xian's angry gaze, and smiled: "I'm afraid that you will take the marriage certificate from me, and hand it over to Gu Xian for him to tear it up."

Li Yuqiu and Sheng Yi were startled, and then showed admiration.

"mean."

"Shameless."

"As expected of you."

The conspiracy was solved, and the few people naturally stopped pretending to be interested in the marriage certificate-although they were indeed very interested at the beginning.

Xie Yunjing put away the marriage certificate, and politely replied: "To each other."

"Fuck! Stop him, don't let him come over!" Gu Xian yelled again, struggling to sit up.

Xie Yunjing looked at the people in front of him: "Are you sure you want to stop me?"

Li Yuqiu looked at each other, and finally looked at Gu Xian together.

"Damn!" Gu Xian was going to be mad at them, "There are so many of you, what are you afraid of!"

Xie Yunjing began to roll up his sleeves: "Just in time, I haven't had time to practice to catch someone tonight, so you guys can practice with me."

The last time Li Yuqiu and Gu Xian kidnapped people together, Li Yuqiu had experienced how strong Xie Yunjing was. If they hadn't taken a surprise and Gu Xian sacrificed his life to make a surprise attack, they would have never been able to restrain Xie Yunjing.As for these people, although they are not as useless as Gu Xian, their physical fitness is not as good as before after graduating from school.

A few people gave Gu Xian a look of "you wish for happiness", and then silently moved out of the way.

"Brother or not!" Gu Xian finally sat up, and Xie Yunjing had already arrived in front of him.

"Enjoy it?"

"Do you think I'm finished!" Gu Xian stood up abruptly, trying to push Xie Yunjing away, but suddenly staggered because of the sore||pain on Yuetui's face.

The little girl next to her wanted to help subconsciously, but there was a hand holding her sleeve that moved faster than him.

"Let go, ah!—" Gu Xian was cursing, and after Xie Yunjing pressed Yue's side forcefully, there was another scream, and Yue Tui softly bumped into Xie Yunjing's arms.

He hissed in pain, not to mention pinching Xie Yunjing, he had to grab the other's clothes to stand still.

Finally being honest, Xie Yunjing looked at the massage girl: "How long did you press him?"

The girl was a little panicked: "No, I haven't pressed it for long, about 15 minutes..."

"How to charge?"

"An hour is 25, no, less than an hour is calculated as an hour..."

Xie Yunjing nodded slightly, took out his mobile phone: "I'll pay you."

"Ah?" The girl looked at Shengyi in embarrassment. They all charge a flat rate, and then distribute commissions based on performance. It is illegal to collect money from customers in private.

Kindly nodded to her.

After Xie Yunjing paid the money, he dragged Gu Xian out and said, "I'll take him home first, you guys take your time."

"Damn! I won't go back with you!" Gu Xian struggled again, "You still don't let me go after I'm like this, do you still have any humanity! Let go of me, it's not even an hour yet, I want to Stay and continue to press||moo!"

"This kind of massage||massage can only relieve ordinary fatigue. For you..." Xie Yunjing probably felt that the words he was about to say were a bit exaggerated, so he paused before continuing, "The discomfort caused by 'excessive exercise' needs to be A more professional approach."

He exerted force on his hands, and was satisfied to hear Gu Xian groan, threateningly said: "Massage||massage without professional knowledge may cause permanent muscle damage to your condition, resulting in disability."

Gu Xian: "..."

Xie Yunjing asked: "Go home?"

Did Gu Xian go with Xie Yunjing after all, and Li Yuqiu and Sheng Yi were left, all of them were speechless and hesitant to speak.

Li Yuqiu worried: "... Gu Xian is like that, is it really okay for Xie Yunjing to take him back?"

"If you want to save him, there is still time to chase him." Although Sheng Yi said sarcastic remarks, his brows were also frowned, and he touched his chin with a complicated expression, "Why do I feel that something is not right..."

Han Rui was obsessed with love, and while replying to the news, he summed up solemnly: "This person Xie Yunjing is destined to be a bit abnormal."

"Aren't you fucking going to take me to a professional massage?" Gu Xian looked at the door of the house where he and Xie Yunjing were currently living together, his face was full of anger after being cheated.

Xie Yunjing was waiting for him by the car door: "Didn't you say you can't waste money?"

Gu Xian raised his eyebrows alertly: "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is..." Xie Yunjing leaned over slowly, and then grabbed Gu Xian who was trying to escape, "I'll give you a massage."

"I do not want!--"

A scream suddenly sounded in the quiet villa area, and the birds hiding among the trees were startled a lot.

Gu Xiansheng lay on his stomach helplessly: "You just want to take this opportunity to kill me."

Xie Yunjing laughed: "You think I want to go to jail?"

Gu Xian: "... would you be so kind?"

Xie Yunjing pinched his brows uncomfortably, admitted his mistake, and said, "I overestimated your physical fitness and arranged training for you that was beyond your tolerance, which made you like this."

His hand had already started to move, and he couldn't help pressing it hard: "But isn't your reaction a little exaggerated, don't you still have the strength to run to drink?"

Of course, Xie Yunjing's hand strength cannot be compared with that of the little girl, even if he felt that he just pressed lightly, to Gu Xian, it was heavier than when the little girl pressed hard.

"Ah!" Gu Xian couldn't restrain his screams at all, he turned his head angrily, his eyes were even covered with water, "I want you to take care of it!"

Xie Yunjing paused for a moment, it was rare that he didn't argue with him, and just continued to massage him.

Gu Xian only thought that he was guilty, and soon enjoyed his service with peace of mind.

But when Xie Yunjing's hand was exerting force, it still hurt after all, Gu Xian hummed, his mouth overflowing with pain from time to time.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Could you fucking take it easy!"

"Well--"

Gu Xian's nasal voice became more and more serious, sounding coquettish, until he let out a whimper, Xie Yunjing suddenly pressed down heavily as if he had missed his hand.

"what!!"

Gu Xian was about to ask the teacher to inquire about the crime, but Xie Yunjing preempted him rather angrily: "Gu Xian! Can you please stop screaming!"

"Huh? You make || hurts || I can't scream twice? You are so unreasonable..."

Gu Xian wanted to turn around, but his neck was held down.

"Don't move around!" Xie Yunjing's voice sounded like he was gnashing his teeth.

"Then you should give me a good massage! Take your hands away!"

Gu Xian's tone was domineering, but he really didn't have the tendency to turn his head. Xie Yunjing let go of his neck and pressed it defensively for a while, but he didn't see any tricks.

When Xie Yunjing was feeling relieved, Gu Xian, who seemed to be born in peace, turned his head.

"Ha! What's wrong with me just moving around, what can you do with me—"

Gu Xian's complacency came to an abrupt end, he looked at Xie Yunjing in astonishment, his gaze wandering back and forth in disbelief.

Xie Yunjing: "..."

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Gu Xian burst out laughing suddenly, his muscles hurt so much that he collapsed curled up, but he still couldn't stop his laughter, "Hahaha it hurts hahahahahahaha! No, no, no. ！谢云景——你居然被我叫出反应了！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你有这么饥||渴吗哈哈哈哈哈哎哟痛痛痛！”

Gu Xian rolled on the bed, not knowing whether it was pain or pleasure.

With a dark face, Xie Yunjing entered the bathroom without saying a word.

Gu Xian was happy for a while, but it was really hard to bear the happiness alone, so he picked up his phone and sent a message.

Your idle brother: big news! ! !Xie Yunjing was able to respond to my calling! ! !

Sincerely:?

Mu Ziqiu:? ? ?

Han Rui: ...?

Gu Xian was overjoyed.

Brother Xian: Xie Yunjing massaged for me, I couldn’t help but yelled a few times, but he actually responded hahahahahahahahaha!

Han Rui: ...No, brother, don't you think there's something wrong?

Your leisure brother: Xie Yunjing is so hungry || Thirst really laughed at me hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Don't you think it's funny!

Mu Ziqiu: ...

Sincerely: ...

Han Rui: ...This benefactor, I see the word Danger on your head, which looks very auspicious.

The author has something to say: Han Rui & Sheng Yi & Li Yuqiu: Today we are reunited here to play "Three Auspicious Treasures" on demand for our good brother Gu Xian.

Everyone's blessings have been received, thank you!Boo boo!