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30.

After a few days of deliberation, I have come up with an emergency plan.

I want to prove to Lin Tianang that a mature CEO can have career and love at the same time!

The first step of action is naturally - call the little secretary.

"What live streaming website do you like to watch when fishing?"

The little secretary pushed his glasses and said sadly: "President, you can question my personality, but you can't question my professionalism!"

I said before fishing without deducting wages.

The little secretary said "Hi", took out her mobile phone, and vigorously sold Amway to me.

"Look at this handsome guy, he plays muay thai shirtless every day, how eye-catching!"

Me: "...you are very violent now, do you know that?"

The little secretary raised her arms and showed me her freshly baked biceps.

"How come, I'm strengthening my body."

I secretly pinched my soft belly, thinking to myself that I must never have a confrontation with her in the future.

The little secretary said enthusiastically, "President, do you want to watch it with me? I'll push it to you."

I coughed twice: "No, I have a bigger goal, first help me create an account."

The little secretary opened her mouth in surprise: "President, you don't mean to..."

"That's right." I smiled and nodded, I want to speak for myself!

Little secretary: "President, krypton gold makes people crazy. If you want to give gifts to the anchor, why don't you give me a raise."

I despise her understanding: "I want to broadcast live by myself."

The little secretary shook her hand: "President, is our canteen going to collapse again?"

Why does she expect me to go bankrupt every day?And where did "again" come from!

I patiently explained that Youxing was signed by Lin Tianang, so I will promote it myself.

The little secretary applauded: "President, you are so thoughtful and self-motivated."

"It's too late for sycophancy," I said, "quickly register an account for me."

"Oh," the little secretary began to fiddle with the phone, "President, what do you want the user to call, this is the first step to success, it must be eye-catching."

I rubbed my chin: "President, I am handsome and rich."

Little Secretary: "Used."

Me: "President, I'm cute."

Little Secretary: "Used"

Me: "Our president is especially good at eating!"

Little Secretary: "Used."

I was shocked: "Is anyone using this?"

The little secretary scratched her hair embarrassingly: "This is my username."

I:"……"

The little secretary made amends, blinking her eyes: "President, I praise you, really!"

I took a deep breath: "The domineering president eats and broadcasts online."

The little secretary said pleasantly, "No one is using it."

I snorted triumphantly, it's so difficult for me to name a mere name.

After a long while, the little secretary handed me the phone and said in a low voice, "My hands are trembling and I've become a stupid and cute president who eats and broadcasts online. President, you can make do with it."

She definitely did it on purpose!

I looked at the picture of the chick panties on the screen and felt the malice from the staff.

Forget about the name, this avatar must never be kept. After changing it to a beautiful picture of fish-flavored pork shreds, I returned the phone to the little secretary.

"Go, go to the cafeteria to eat and broadcast now!"

The first step towards the host world starts with fish-flavored shredded pork. I firmly believe that this is a dish that will bring me happiness.

Humming and humming, I ate a bowl of rice, and I asked the little secretary if anyone had left a message.

The little secretary said, "That's not a message, it's a barrage."

I asked, "Did someone play it again?"

The little secretary took a look: "No... Hey, wait, there is one."

I excitedly said: "Read it to me!"

Little secretary: "This platform will be upgraded from now on to provide a better user experience... Oh, it's an advertisement."

I:"……"

This live broadcast platform has to be changed, it must be changed!

31.

When I finished eating fish-flavored shredded pork and started to eat chocolate mousse, the little secretary excitedly said that there was a new barrage.

I looked at her suspiciously.

The little secretary repeatedly assured that it was not an advertisement, and opened the live broadcast room with my mobile phone, and showed me the comment record.

I squinted my eyes and looked over, and there was a message.

The ID man left tea and the little angel dropped a landmine and said that he was hungry at night qwq.

"Oh shit." I said.

"Oh, the president is rich and honored, don't forget each other." The little secretary flattered her every day.

I looked at the camera and said seriously: "You are very discerning, next time you come to my cafeteria, I will treat you to milk tea."

After finishing speaking, I waited for 5 minutes, and I signaled the little secretary with my eyes.

Little Secretary: OvO?

I urged, "Why doesn't she talk anymore?"

The little secretary checked the number of viewers: "She quit the live broadcast room."

I sucked in a breath of cold air, so that I could drink tea alone.

The little secretary comforted me: "Maybe she is really hungry and went to eat."

Well, I forgive her, you don't have to watch the live broadcast, and you can't be hungry.

"President, President, President," the little secretary said happily, "Someone gave you a gift again!"

ID Yiye Zhiqiu threw a rocket launcher at the little angel, and said that he was so happy to see you eating, and hoped that you would be so happy every day.

I'm so touched, I want to invite her to drink milk tea too, a big cup!

However, this little angel seemed to understand my eyes, and immediately dropped a grenade, and at the same time, a line of white words floated on the screen——

Anchor, don’t invite milk tea, I’m afraid of getting fat so I can’t eat TAT

I asked the little secretary what cloud eating is.

The little secretary thought for a while and explained: "Maybe it's the same as Yun raising a cat, watching others eat it and pretending to eat it himself."

It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.

And when I think about Lin Tianran, the heroine who has taken root in the gym every day after losing the aura of "eating without getting fat", I think it is necessary for the author to face up to his weight.

She can't let the women in the book suffer together just because she is fat.

I felt aggrieved for the women, and angrily finished another piece of cream pie.

The little secretary sitting opposite me swallowed: "President, are you really not afraid of getting fat?"

I smiled and said, "Even if I'm fat, I'm still a domineering and perfect fat boss."

The little secretary's eyes flickered: "President, as long as you are happy."

A flash of light flashed in my mind: "Do you want to change my name?"

"Why," the little secretary tried to change the subject, "President, eat quickly, or the number of viewers will drop."

I saw through her tricks, but I still let her succeed, and I only hated the smell of hot, freshly baked French sandwiches.

I asked the little secretary why the names of the gifts on this live broadcast platform are so vicious, mines, guns, rockets.

The little secretary thought about it, and said that maybe the boss is a military fan.

Me: "...Actually, you don't know either."

Little secretary: "... I don't know."

I looked at the gift icon on the phone and said with emotion: "If it were me, I would definitely use small strawberries, small cakes, and small breads instead."

The little secretary said: "Then watching the live broadcast at night will make you hungrier more and more."

"Yeah," I held up my fork, "so let's have dessert."

In the end, my first live broadcast ended perfectly with a round belly and two lovely fans.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, I believe that my cafeteria will become famous in the business circle soon.

I bid farewell to the little secretary and went back to the office happily, preparing to end the day with a cola-flavored lollipop. I never thought that I would run into someone who had been hiding for a few days.

Lin Tianang was also obviously surprised to see me, he hesitated and said: "I thought you had already left."

I looked him up and down: "You came to inquire about my business secrets while I was away."

The corner of Lin Tianang's mouth twitched: "It's not a good thing if you think too much."

"Then why..." I was puzzled.

He coughed twice, lowered his eyes, and knocked on the wall uncomfortably.

"You smell sweet here."

Unexpectedly, my office temptation turned out to be blueberry pie.

"But don't you have a sweet tooth?"

"Ah."

He responded vaguely.

I took a step forward and looked at him worriedly: "Why are you so weird, you're going to go bankrupt, right?"

Lin Tianang interrupted me: "Don't worry, my funds are running well."

I touched my nose in embarrassment, blaming the little secretary for shouting all day long.

He looked at me for a while, and said, "After you left that night, I kept thinking about your charm, which fascinated me so much."

I looked at him in disbelief.

"I'm standing in front of you, don't you know?"

His eyes locked on me: "Please tell me."

I said in a deep voice, "My handsome appearance."

"..."

"..."

Lin Tianang smiled: "You are so cute, I think I understand."

Ok?

Is there any misunderstanding between us?