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3.

As soon as I entered the cafeteria today, I felt that the atmosphere was not right. The sweet and fishy smell of earthy idol dramas far overwhelmed the aroma of the dishes in the cafeteria.

I looked at the silly white sweet machine with an indescribable feeling. At this time, the heroine was moving towards me at a turtle speed.

I can't help but wave the flag to cheer for her. Come on, you can do it, and you will be there in two steps!

After waiting for a full 10 minutes, I finally said the sentence: "Why, don't you call me a fascist today?" Because this sentence lingered in my throat for too long, it was a little out of tune as soon as I uttered it.

I comfort myself, Taiwanese accent, Taiwanese accent, the two sides of the Taiwan Strait are one family.

Lin Tianran looked at me shyly and said, "I heard you added Kung Pao Chicken and Green Pepper Shredded Pork to the menu, but you're actually not that bad~"

The cadence of the character "Well" combines tremolo and tightrope walking techniques at the same time. I can only show a little of it with wavy lines, and please use the rest of the rest to make up for it yourself.

I looked at her with a complicated expression. It was not in such a tone when she scolded me as a fascist.

Hostess, does your heart change according to the recipe?

I propped up one arm, trapped her between my muscular body and the wall, lowered my head slightly, and cast a very aggressive yet handsome look—I practiced at home for half a month for this scene !

The world was silent for a moment.

To use an old-fashioned analogy: the noisy cafeteria seems to press the pause button, and the sound of Flammulina velutipes falling to the ground can be heard.

I smiled evilly: "You should thank your brother, do you know how much it is to pay less than half the canteen rent every month?"

Her ears were red, and she hummed like a mosquito: "How much, how much?"

I lowered my voice: "One, one hundred, ten thousand."

She covered her mouth in surprise and her eyes widened in disbelief.

"So much?!"

"..."

Once again I have confirmed my opinion.

Mistress, I despise you!

After Lin Tianran finished speaking, he looked at my face and bit his lips: "Don't get me wrong, my brother is not stingy, but he has no idea about money."

I:"……"

Is it because the script is poorly written, or is her line wrong?

"In short, in short," she lowered her eyelashes, "I'm different from my brother, I won't use money to impress you, I hope you understand the importance of Kung Pao Chicken from the bottom of your heart."

I listened to her words, and my heart softened.

A girl who can eat is never annoying.

It's just that I already have a white moonlight in my heart, and its name is Yuxiang pork shreds.

We who have different loves in our hearts, if we reluctantly come together in a hurry, I am afraid that we seem to be in harmony.

I withdrew my hand, put it in my pocket, and re-opened the aura of repulsiveness.

Disappointment was evident in Lin Tianran's eyes.

I pretended I didn't see it, and I had reservations about the love line. I thought she might be more suitable as my fan friend than a couple.

After brushing up the favor of the heroine, I was stopped again within 2 minutes.Turning my head, I saw the invisible rich second generation of work-study program - the new rice cooker trotting towards me, smiling shyly, with two cute little canine teeth looming.

The first time I saw him, I found out his background. There is a shrewd and capable elder brother, and there is a talented and intelligent younger sister.Thanks to the dedicated care of his family, he has successfully raised him into a pure and harmless little white rabbit.There is only one reason why a big baby like this comes to work in our cafeteria - he has a crush on me.

I tossed my hair, feeling sorry for him in my heart, falling in love with all men and women, and me who is so charming, I couldn't help crying.

"President, I..." He opened his mouth.

I raised my palm to interrupt him: "Wait, this is not the place to talk."

Of course I knew what he was going to say, I was as cold as me, and I couldn't bear to let his first crush fall in the cafeteria.

The little white rabbit obediently followed me into the tea room, buttoning and buttoning the bib nervously with his fingers.

"President, I...I..."

I smiled and said: "It's okay, just take your time, I don't have much patience, but a little bit is enough for you." I will always be more tolerant to people with good eyesight.

He contemplated it for a long time, finally let go of the poor bib, and mustered up the courage to raise his head.

"President, do you like Lin Tianran?"

I thought about how to minimize the shock, and said tactfully, "It's not like I like it yet."

His face lit up with my answer: "Then can you teach me how to talk to Miss Lin?"

Huh?

Something doesn't sound right to me.

"I've made dinner for her ten times and she never said anything to me except 'thank you' and 'just another scoop'."

"..."

"I came here to work for her."

"..."

"Why don't you speak, President?"

The president felt a little pain on his face.

The embarrassing atmosphere quietly wandered around the tea room, and I had already decided to go to the author to talk about life with my bat after get off work.

The little white rabbit reached out and waved in front of my eyes: "President?"

I grabbed his wrist: "What do you think of me?"

"Me?" He thought for a moment, "I think your taste is very single."

"..."

"I study the menu every day when I'm bored, and find that the dishes are always the same, especially the box lunch, which is fish-flavored shredded pork every day. The canteen has been opened up to now thanks to the chef's skill. flowers."

"..."

"From another perspective, the chefs are too wronged."

The corner of my mouth twitched, and veins appeared on my forehead: "I said me, not the cafeteria."

"I know," the little white rabbit glanced at my face, and said hesitantly, "I'm afraid that speaking directly will hurt you too much, so I want to express my point of view in a more tactful way."

I covered my chest: "It's okay, I can bear it."

"Then let me be honest. I think you are too capricious as a manager. You make plans completely according to your own preferences. It stands to reason that the canteen should be closed within a week after running it like this. But you are the only canteen in the whole building."

After the little white rabbit finished speaking, he looked at me curiously.

I suddenly feel that the author is still good to me, let her go for a while today.

I patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Don't think about what you have, go back and concentrate on cooking."

He trembled under my hand: "Did I say something wrong?"

"No," I smiled, "Have you ever heard of a domineering president?"

He shook his head.

I began to brainwash: "A president like me dominates the office building by deterrence. When other bosses hear my name, they will think, he is so cool and powerful. I dare not compete with him, and then automatically abstain. Know ."

The little white rabbit blinked: "President, you are joking, you must be someone above."

"..."

He said enviously, "Boss Lin treats you so kindly."

I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

4.

From today onwards, I declare that he is no longer a safe and harmless little white rabbit, but a little black rabbit who pricks his heart!

Facing the little black rabbit, I no longer have any compassion in my heart.

"Do you want to know how to get Lin Tianran's attention?" I whispered a devil.

Sure enough, the little black rabbit's eyes lit up.

I waved at him and told him to come over.

"The next time you eat dinner, you say to her 'it's not good for a girl to eat so much' and keep her from remembering you all at once."

The little black rabbit was dubious: "Will you not be beaten?"

"How is it possible, is Lin Tianran such a person in your heart?" I asked back.

The little black rabbit's canine teeth reappeared in an instant: "No. Miss Lin is cute but not pretentious, kind but not hypocritical, and even eats faster and more than other girls."

...The latter half of the sentence is redundant, young man.

"That's right," I said, "a hearty girl like Tianran likes people who are equally straightforward. If you do what I say, she will not only not get angry, but will also look at you with admiration."

After all, Little Black Rabbit was a young man who had just begun to fall in love. He quickly reassured me of my doubts and held my hand with a sincere and grateful expression.

"Teachable, thank you President!"

I send my most sincere wishes: "Come on." Don't take it lightly.

Watching him bouncing around and leaving the tea room happily, I thought to myself, very good you have successfully caught my attention, and I will definitely "pay attention" to your relationship.

I raised my neck, and before I could adjust the 45-degree melancholy angle, a lingering figure walked in and closed the door behind me.

Lin Tianang folded his arms and leaned against the wall, staring at me leisurely.

"My sister has learned muay thai, has this kid experienced fighting?"

"Private domain, please get out." I sullenly.

"Private area?" He chuckled twice. "The tile you're standing on is mine, and the table you're holding on to is mine. Here, you are all mine."

That's why I said that there is no room for a second president on the first floor.

When I contracted the canteen, he learned from me to contract the pantry, and even tried to contract me in vain.

However, I am not a vegetarian, so I immediately responded with a noble and glamorous "huh" to show my disdain.

He said, "You care so much about my sister?"

Me: "Huh?"

Lin Tianang pointed his index finger on the table: "I can't wait to eliminate potential rivals."

I sneered: "Him? It's not enough to watch."

A little black rabbit can still pierce my heart every day, but today I... I was just careless.

Lin Tianang looked at my face for a long time before saying: "It's best to be like this."

Not to be outdone, I looked back, not only at his face, but also at his body, making his hands stiff.

Lin Tianang turned his face away: "You stare at me so hotly, don't blame me if you stare at me."

What's the matter, can I spot a flower?

I said, "I just didn't expect Mr. Lin, a great CEO, to eavesdrop on other people's speeches at the door of the tea room."

"Why," he said, "only you are allowed in the tea room."

Listening to his sour tone, I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows. Being smart, I have already heard what he meant.

"Unexpectedly, you are even jealous of your sister."

Lin Tianang was speechless, presumably he was poked into the ugliness in his heart.

I sighed: "Love can't be forced. Even if you don't want more people to like your sister than you, it won't help."

Lin Tianang: "..."

I thought of another possibility: "Could it be that for Ziwei..."

Lin Tianang directly turned black: "Cai Duo, you are enough."

I had another victory without any suspense.

Later, my gossiping little secretary told me that the little black rabbit was indeed severely beaten, but I saw the ending but didn't expect the process.

When he was cooking, he asked the people in front of him "whether or not to eat", but when he arrived at Lin Tianran, he suddenly changed his mouth to "have a few bowls", fearing that people might not be able to hear him clearly, so he held back his energy and spoke loudly and echoed throughout the whole place. canteen.

How many bowls do you eat—how many bowls—how many bowls—bowls—

The scene was really sad for those who saw it, and tears for those who heard it.

On the way to death, the little black rabbit completely evolved into a cheetah and ran wildly.

The story of eating a few bowls is widely circulated on the dining table, and it has almost become a strange talk in office buildings. It is said that as long as you say the three words "eat a few bowls" in the cafeteria, a monster will pop out from the corner, Snatch the rice in your hand at a lightning speed, so that you can't eat a grain of rice.

One, grain, rice can not eat!

How scary, even a domineering president like me couldn't help but tremble when he heard this.

Others eat, you eat air. In this cruel world, you are eliminated by the cafeteria. When you go to cook, no one will give you extra food. Anyway, you will not be able to eat if you add more.

For a while, people in the cafeteria panicked.

As soon as I said the word "eat", I felt two scorching lights poked on my face, and the silly white and sweet heroine in front of me had turned into a predator, her eyes glowed red.

"have you eaten?"

Lin Tianran grinned: "Not yet."

For the first time, I saw that the live-action version can change faces faster than flipping through books.

"Yes, is it?" I felt guilty, regretting why I provoke the heroine in such a sensitive period.

Lin Tianran shook his hair: "I just took care of the ignorant rice cooker, are you hungry?"

You are the silly white sweet heroine, you are the silly white sweet heroine, you are the silly white sweet heroine, not □□!

I hypnotized her in my mind, and at the same time I hypnotized myself, the soles of my feet were ready to run away.

"then I will not bother you."

"Wait." Lin Tianran suddenly raised his voice.

Then my little heart "plopped".

"My brother asked me to ask you, 'Did you grow up eating cute?'"

What the hell is this, is he humiliating me?

I said sternly: "I am naturally cute, without any additives."