[Comprehensive martial arts] Always being strangled by the big guy

"Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, two or three years old, I have lost my mother." A sad and ugly singing voice that was not much different from killing a pig echoed on Heimuya.Because it is very close to the Dongfang Unbeaten courtyard, it makes people feel even more terrifying by three points.

But the insiders all left with a suppressed smile. If they laughed, they might be slapped by the leader.

Beside the cliff, Dongfang Bubai was dressed in red, but the expression on his face was very helpless. "Have you had enough howling? You have scared away the congregation of this seat."

"Master, let me go up first." Gu Ruoyun was hanging his hands on a tree trunk on the cliff, with tears in his eyes, looking very pitiful.The people who just looked at her didn't show any soft-heartedness.

"You have already memorized the mental method, then you should start learning lightness kung fu." Dongfang Bubai smiled at Gu Ruoyun, "Good boy, then let go and learn..."

"Then I'm useless in learning." Gu Ruoyun wailed, "Little cabbage, ground yellow, two or three years old..." She wanted to learn martial arts to protect herself, but that's not the way to learn it.

A few days ago, Dongfang Bubai gave her a martial arts book, saying that although it was average, it was very suitable for her, and told her to memorize it first.Gu Ruoyun was obedient, showed the momentum of preparing for the college entrance examination back then, and quickly memorized his thoughts.Then it's time to start practicing light work.

It was alright at first, it was just thumping on the ground, although the posture was a bit ugly, but relying on the little internal force Dongfang Bubai passed on to her, she also thumped a little distance up.This is amazing, Dongfang Bubai said that he wanted her to learn lightness kung fu, so he took her to the cliff.

She has been hanging on this tree trunk for the past few days. If she hadn't been afraid of death, and then inspired her potential, if she could hold on to the tree trunk desperately, she would definitely be brushed to death.She didn't believe what Dongfang Bubai said that he could learn lightness kung fu by letting go of his hands.If she lets go, she will definitely die, and she will die an ugly and ugly one.

After all, this place is a cliff.

"How old are you?" Dongfang Bubai couldn't help it, "How does this nursery rhyme fit your situation?"

"Oh, it seems to be right." Gu Ruoyun stopped howling, then changed the words and started again, "Chinese cabbage, yellow in the ground, life is hard, no one to rely on..."

"Shut up!" Dongfang Bubai couldn't take it anymore, "You have a broken voice, is it worthy of your appearance?" There are also beauties in the Sun Moon God Sect, but there has never been such an infuriating one as Gu Ruoyun.After he started learning martial arts, he often felt that his head was buzzing, and he really wanted to give Gu Ruoyun a slap.

Dongfang Bubai would not admit it, but in fact he still found it quite interesting.Otherwise, according to his personality, Gu Ruoyun would have been beaten to death long ago.

Gu Ruoyun said: "I'm average-looking, so of course I have to match an average voice. Bishop, I'm really going to fall, I'm really going to fall, wow, I'm scared." She really cried out Because she felt that her hands had no strength, and she was about to be unable to hold the tree trunk.

She doesn't want to fall, she doesn't want to die, uh uh...

Dongfang Bubai looked at the grinning and crying Gu Ruoyun, who looked so ugly, the veins on his forehead really popped up and down.What the hell was he obsessed with that made him want to teach such a bastard martial arts?I used to think that the academic affairs were very cumbersome and annoying, but now I feel that the educational affairs are cute.

Where did such a thing come from?Dongfang Bubai sighed helplessly, he wondered if he owed her in his previous life, and then Gu Ruoyun would show up to torment him.

"Ah!" Gu Ruoyun couldn't hold on any longer, and started to slide his hands away from the tree trunk.She didn't have the strength to cry anymore, and let out a cry of horror.

"Sigh." Dongfang Bubai sighed, flew down and hugged him up.He stood on the edge of the cliff, looked at the person clinging to him, and took a deep breath, "You're fine, don't get off this seat yet."

"I don't want to learn lightness kung fu, woo woo, it's so scary woo woo, mama..." Gu Ruoyun's wail was so piercing that Dongfang Bubai clicked his acupoints and couldn't cry out.

Gu Ruoyun looked at Dongfang Bubai with reproachful eyes, it was too much, she didn't even cry, she was really scared.

Seeing the fear in Gu Ruoyun's eyes, Dongfang Bubai once again sighed helplessly. "Forget it, I'll find another way for you, don't cry." Then, he untied Gu Ruoyun's acupuncture points.After all, this point has been tapped for a long time, and it is not good for the body.

In fact, Dongfang Bubai was really doing it for Gu Ruoyun's own good. She was no longer a child, so naturally she couldn't use normal methods to learn martial arts.But he didn't expect that she was so afraid of death.

But yes.Dongfang Bubai glanced at Gu Ruoyun and smiled.Based on his observations, it can be known that she was probably raised by her family, and she was so carefree at an age when others were married and had children, which obviously hurt her heart.It is normal to be afraid of death.

Dongfang Bubai didn't even notice, he was trying to excuse Gu Ruoyun in his heart.You know, in the past, he hated such a person who was greedy for life and afraid of death the most.

"Oh." Gu Ruoyun cried hard just now, but now she is still twitching, unable to slow down.

Dongfang Bubai rolled his eyes, "I have an apprentice like you, it must have been a crime in my previous life."

"Huh?" Gu Ruoyun twitched twice, "But when did I become the disciple of the leader?" She thought it was just Dongfang Bubai who was idle and bored, so he was looking for fun from himself, disciple?She never thought about it.

Dongfang Bubai sneered, "I'm not an apprentice, why bother me so much?"

"But," Gu Ruoyun blinked, "there's no apprenticeship ceremony." She stopped crying now, her eyes were red with tears at the corners of her eyes, and she was more beautiful than a peony, which was really heartbreaking.

It's just that Gu Ruoyun didn't feel it himself, neither did Dongfang Bubai.

"Go back and serve me tea now!" Dongfang Bubai was so angry that he didn't even use his seat, "I don't believe it anymore, I can't teach you." If it really doesn't work, let Ren Woxing find a way.Dongfang Bubai thought of Ren Woxing's great method of attracting stars, and began to make up his mind.

Gu Ruoyun nodded obediently, "Oh." After a pause, she said again: "If you are apprenticed to a teacher, can you stop hanging off the cliff?"

Dongfang Bubai was extremely helpless, "If you don't hang off the cliff, you won't be able to do it again." This cliff hanging didn't even know who was tormenting him.

Gu Ruoyun smiled, "Thank you Master, Master is the best." Peony's smiling face made anyone feel a little soft-hearted.

Dongfang Bubai also softened his heart, "You, you are greedy for life and afraid of death."

Gu Ruoyun nodded, "It's not wrong, I'm just greedy for life and afraid of death."

"..." The corners of Dongfang Bubai's mouth twitched, are you still proud?

In a small courtyard in the distance, Zi Yan finally managed to get out.But, how to get close to Dongfang Invincible?

"Shift to the left."

"Ah."

Ziyan met someone saying hello to a man, and when she heard their conversation, she understood that that person was Xiang Wentian.She smiled, there is a way.

The author has something to say: Hey, the heroine is afraid of death and cowardly. When I write about her being unlucky, that’s called happiness hahhh (stepmother Shi Hammer)