In the Spring and Autumn and Warring States without women

I don't know how long I walked, Xia Yu was hungry and thirsty, and her feet were covered with blisters. In this era, there is no such thing as a board asphalt road. On the way out, don't expect any quality, so the dust along the way hits your face, it's like taking a dust bath. After Xia Yu filled his mouth for the third time, there was already "concrete" When the trending dust spit out, a large camp appeared in front of him.

Xia Yu and fellow sufferers who were tied together by two bamboo poles in front and behind were led into the camp, and arrived at a place full of people. I don't know how long they had been queuing. Before, when he came to a man who looked like an official, the man was full of impatience and said something loudly.

Xia Yu looked at the official in a daze.

The official was full of impatience, and asked a few more words loudly.

Xia Yu still could only look at the official's big mouth opening and closing stupidly, spit out a combination of stuff that was completely incomprehensible, and replied in a daze: "What!?"

However, it is clear that the small official of the Qi State in the Spring and Autumn Period could not understand English. At this time, the patience of this small official seemed to have finally run out. He used a carving knife to carve a word on a bamboo raft and threw it to the Xia Yu, at the same time, the person who was responsible for leading Xia Yu all the way finally untied him. Seeing the bamboo raft thrown towards him, the big Qi Zhuan on it, Xia Yu, who had been poisoned by the initial reading task of "National War" for a long time However, I understood the word - Wo, and at least Xia Yu, who got into the ruling position in Jin State in "National War" and "leads the army to fight", finally got a piece of bamboo raft with a familiar shape. , figured out the current situation - he was drafted by Latino Ding!The bamboo raft in his hand is his soldier card.

Xia Yu, who finally understood the situation, held up his military badge and shouted: "My name is not 'Wo'!"

Before he finished speaking, Xia Yu, who was in the shape of claws and teeth, was kicked and fell into the mud pit next to him, and the one who kicked Xia Yu into the mud pit was the sergeant who escorted them all the way into the camp. Also full of impatience, he was calling for the people lined up behind Xia Yu to go forward to record their names in front of the officials.

Sticking his head out of the mud pit, spitting out a mouthful of muddy water, and still in a dizzy state, someone beside him grabbed Xia Yu's arm and lifted Xia Yu up from the mud pit, and someone whispered something in his ear , Xia Yu, who was still in a state of dizziness, couldn't hear clearly, but given his lack of understanding of the "dialect" of Qiguo, even if he could hear clearly, he still didn't know what the other party was saying in all likelihood.

After Xia Yu wiped her eyes with her sleeve dripping with mud, she managed to see everything in front of her eyes clearly, only to see an old man with the same disheveled face and gray hair, watching what he was talking about, after a long time, the old man sighed , and stopped talking, and walked towards Daying in one direction with Xia Yu in his arms.

Xia Yu was about to ask, "Wha..."

With a bang, a piece of mud dripping from the tip of his nose was falling into his mouth, choking Cheng Xiayu.

Xia Yu: "Cough cough cough cough cough... cough cough cough... cough cough."

Black smoke billows.

Xia Yu: "Cough cough cough cough cough... cough cough cough... cough cough."

An old man next to Xia Yu saw Xia Yu coughing, sighed, and pushed Xia Yu who was adding firewood to the side of the stove, and squatted down to cook and light the fire himself.

Xia Yu wiped his face with his already dirty sleeves, adding a bit more vivid "ink marks" to his already dirty face. Seeing the surprisingly large cooking stove in front of him, Xia Yu felt quite Looking at the sky with his hands behind his back in a tragic way, he lamented: "How can I be a cook..."

Before he could lament and play, he was hit on the head with a stick. It turned out that the old man who had just been squatting on the ground to live on the stove saw Xia Yu was dazed and lazy in the air again, so he picked up a piece of firewood and threw it on Xia Yu's head. After cutting a note, he cursed: "What are you doing idle! Go chop vegetables!"

Xia Yu was shaved, staggered, stood still for a long time, then suddenly turned around, with a flattering smile on his face, and said, "Master, what kind of vegetables are you chopping?"

It's not that I don't have lofty ambitions, it's just that we should learn the Qi dialect first, right?It is said that a man can bend and stretch, and sooner or later we will soar into the sky, but right now we still have to rely on the uncle of the kitchen to eat, don't we?

Xia Yu has made a very perfect psychological construction for her "ability to bend and stretch".

A month later.

The main account of the big camp.

"In the Linqiu rebellion, Tianhui dedicated the city to Jin. The Jin army took advantage of the chaos to invade our country. The Yue Kingdom took advantage of the fire to loot and sent troops to harass the eastern city of our country. There were many discussions in the temples. They all said that the prosperity of the eastern part is the foundation of our country. If you are weak, you should concentrate your forces to defeat Yue in one fell swoop, and then return to the division to fight a decisive battle with Jin."

"How to make a decision in power? Has there been a military order?"

"The ruler has urgently mobilized troops from the big western city to besiege Linqiu, and at the same time gathered troops from the east, intending to fight a decisive battle with the Vietnamese soldiers. Our army is located in the east of Pingyin, and we were ordered to return to Linzi."

"This…………"

"Pingyin is adjacent to Linqiu. It is located at the confluence of Jishui and Pushui. It is an important town in Qi State. If the Jin army invades me, it will attack Pingyin. The government has ordered the doctor of Pingyin to guard Pingyin to the death. At the end of the battle, the special envoy fell ill just after entering our camp, and it was difficult for him to travel, who would like to go to Pingyin for the special envoy to announce the national government's war order?"

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Commander: "Who is willing to go to Pingyin to announce the order?"

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The chief general: "How unreasonable! I told you to announce the order, but I didn't tell you to die!"

All the generals OS in their minds: The Jin army is marching rapidly, and it is about to hit Pingyin. If you go to announce the order now, can you come back alive?

The generals were silent.

Chief general: "How unreasonable! Sima of the Chinese army, you, you go to Pingyin to announce the order!"

Sima of the Chinese Army——! ! ! , Khan, why is it so unlucky to me, but the military order has been issued, so I have no choice but to go out and salute, take the special envoy's scepter and silk letter, and say: "No."

Partial account.

Sima of the Chinese army: "Who is willing to go to Pingyin to announce the order for my Sima?"

All the sergeants and scribes were silent.

The Sima of the Chinese army got angry and said: "The country is in danger, how dare you shirk your responsibility like this!" He pointed to the nearest scribe standing there, and said, "You, you take the stick and silk book, go to Declare Pingyin!"

Scribe (⊙_⊙)!

As a last resort, the scribe stepped forward to salute and took the scepter and silk book, saying: "Promise."

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The scribe: "The country is in danger now, and you are honored to be loyal to the country. Now I need a messenger to go to Pingyin to announce the order. Who would like to go?"

All the gangsters bowed their heads in silence.

Xia Yu, who had been in the kitchen for a month, was finally able to understand Qi Ren's speech, and suddenly her eyes lit up - I need someone to deliver the letter, it's great!Finally, there is no need to be smoked in this broken kitchen!Let me just say, gold will always have a chance to shine!

Xia Yu immediately raised her hand and shouted in a poor Qi accent: "I want to go! I want to go!"

The old man next to Xia Yu who always cut Xia Yu's head with firewood saw Xia Yu raised his hand, and hurriedly pulled the corner of Xia Yu's clothes, but Xia Yu was laughing in his heart, ready to actively fight for this "messenger" I don't care about other people's winks at my job.

The scribe was overjoyed and said: "This little brother is indeed a loyal citizen of the country. Promise, this is the messenger's token, the scepter and silk book. Take it quickly, little brother, and go on the road immediately."

A stick and a box were stuffed into his arms. Two soldiers supported Xia Yu on the left and right and ran outside. Xia Yu cheerfully held the stick and the box. I couldn't help but shouted: "Hey, don't be in such a hurry! You haven't made it clear yet! Just send the letter like this and it's over? Is there anything else to explain? Hey...hey...I said, don't run so Hurry up... hey, there's nothing to explain..."

A horse was quickly put on a horse, and someone whipped the horse's buttocks, and Xia Yu left the camp in a hurry. Xia Yu, who was clutching the horse's mane tightly, wailed and yelled: "Help me! I don't want you!" Can ride a horse!"

As the horse carrying Xia Yu ran farther and farther away, the howling sound gradually faded until it could not be heard at all.