Dingo Domestication Guide

The house is too old and dusty.A layer of dust had already fallen on the plastic bag covering the black box.Lu Huang shook off the dust and carefully took out the box.

This small box contains all the happiest memories of his life so far.

Lu Huang didn't open it either, but gently stroked the smooth little lock.

The low-quality fireworks that burst with thick smoke, the thick blood that dripped on the face and chest, the dirty muddy water that splashed into the eyes and caused conjunctivitis, and the heavy water pipe that fell on itself because it was not fixed, was brushed. The pain caused by the metal-like plastic saw blade cutting through the arm: the body has always had a very clear feeling of the past memory.Lost in memory, he stretched out his hand and flicked the lock.

The small lock hit the wooden box, making a dull sound.

While licking the lollipop that was about to expire and could not be sold, Lu Huang, who was cleaning the black box, seemed to hear some kind of call from outside.

"Boss Lu! Are you there, Boss Lu? Can Boss Lu open the door?"

Lu Huang crunched the lollipop that was only slightly smaller.

It is him again!

Lou Xiaoheng expressed his heartfelt gratitude to Lu Huang who opened the door.Lu Huang frowned and blocked him at the door: "What's the matter this time?"

Last time, the filming of "Senior Brother" went very smoothly. Lou Xiaoheng, who got more generous remuneration than before, even left his contact information and name in the assistant director's notebook. shaken.Lu Huang involuntarily drew Zhang Baibai from his wallet, making Lou Xiaoheng so distressed that he wanted to bite someone.

It was about half a month after that day.Lu Huang counted silently in his heart, stared at Lou Xiaoheng and asked again: "Say, what's the matter."

"I'm homeless." Lou Xiaoheng blinked, and forced his eyes to blur a little bit, "I have to find a movie tomorrow, and I don't have a place to rest tonight."

Lu Huang chuckled: "Is my place a hotel? That's fine. I don't care if you treat my place as a hotel. It's 120 a night, the average price."

The man in front of him was like a door god, Lou Xiaoheng was a little anxious when he saw the door and couldn't enter, and sneezed as soon as he was anxious.

"...Is it raining?" Lu Huang saw that he shook his head violently, a thin drop of water flung out from his hair, and then he noticed that the ground outside was wet, and there were indeed dense raindrops in the light of the street lights.After hesitating for a moment, he finally turned sideways to let Lou Xiaoheng get in.It was raining, and the night was so deep, it was impossible for people to stay in the rain.

Lou Xiaoheng went to his counter and took a towel to wipe his hair and face. Lu Huang felt that he was both annoying and soft-hearted, and his tone became even more unhappy: "Why are you homeless again? Your friend is having sex at home again? "

"correct."

"...Is there really a woman willing to have sex in a [-]-square-meter, three-men-lived, filthy place?" Lu Huang couldn't believe it.

"Ken, it's all backfire." Lou Xiaoheng wiped himself dry and threw the towel back to his original position, "My friend is doing a great job, there are several backfires."

"..."

It was the first time that Lu Huang heard about "turning back" and was stunned on the spot. After a while, he snorted and walked back to his sleeping place.

Before lying down, Lou Xiaoheng lifted the curtain and said, "Sleep so early, the boss is here to chat."

"...It's twelve o'clock, I have to get up early, don't make noise."

"Where do I sleep then?"

Lu Huang turned over: "Lie down on the counter."

"... My neck hurts and I can't sleep."

Lu Huang was upset and irritable: "It's none of my business if you can't sleep? If you can't sleep...you can drink if you can't sleep. There are white wine, beer, rice wine, and rice wine. You won't die if you get drunk."

Lou Xiaoheng escaped.A few minutes later, he opened the curtain again and sneaked in: "It's so boring to drink alone, why not drink together, boss?"

Just as Lu Huang wanted to refuse, he suddenly smelled the aroma of wine in the air, and sat up suddenly: "Bastard, where did you get the wine?"

"The one under your counter smells so good, is it wine?" Lou Xiaoheng sniffled, "If you don't drink it, I'll drink it."

Lu Huang straightened up and jumped off the bed: "Put it down!"

He had kept the bottle of wine under the counter for several years, and he was reluctant to open it. He kept it as a souvenir.The white wine, beer, rice wine, and rice wine he was talking about were all on the shelf, so why did Lou Xiaoheng, a bastard with no winks, dig out the bottle under the counter?

"Lou Xiaoheng!" Lu Huang rushed to the canteen, and by the light of the energy-saving lamp, he saw Lou Xiaoheng pouring wine from a plastic cup.The wine has been unsealed, and it is no longer what it was when it was stored that day, and the anger in Lu Huang's chest suddenly dissipated for no reason.

Anyway, the person who gave me the wine was gone.And wine is always for drinking.

"……I also want."

"I know." Lou Xiaoheng smiled and pointed to another plastic cup placed on the table.Half a glass of mellow red wine has been poured into the glass.

The wine is made in house and has a higher alcohol content than normal wine.After Lu Huang accepted this gift, he never tasted it. He only knew that the person who gave it to him promised to come and drink with him.He never came again, and Lu Huang never thought of drinking it.He thought that once he drank all the wine, the thoughts left by that person would disappear with him.But today I really started drinking, and I don’t seem to feel too regretful or nostalgic.

Lou Xiaoheng didn't know that there were so many stories in it, and it was impossible to hear a few words from Lu Huang.He just kept saying that the wine was delicious, and he also grabbed a few packets of chicken feet marinated with peanuts and rice from the shelf, and opened them up and put them in Lu Huang's eating bowl.

It's just peanuts and braised chicken feet, which can't help but spoil this bottle of wine.

Lu Huang has a good capacity for alcohol. He drank too much in the past, and gradually got out of it.At first, Lou Xiaoheng only thought that the wine tasted too mellow and good, but he didn't realize that it was so strong. After drinking two or three cups, his eyes began to shake.

"Boss Lu, what is your name Lu? Tell me, why have you been refusing to tell me?"

Lu Huang was too lazy to look at him with a smirk, and took a sip of wine: "Lu Huang."

"Shaking? Well, I'm really a little shaky..." Lou Xiaoheng stretched out his hand and wanted to take another drink, but Lu Huang snatched the bottle, "Tsk, stingy! I still want to drink."

"You're drunk, aren't you going to find a movie tomorrow? Who dares to ask you if you smell like alcohol?"

Hearing "Looking for a movie to shoot", Lou Xiaoheng's eyes that were still dazed just now became a little clearer.He looked at the wine bottle, then at Lu Huang, and seemed to wake up after taking a few deep breaths: "Yes, yes... Thank you boss. You are a good person."

Because of the smell of alcohol on his head, Lou Xiaoheng's face turned red and his speech was slurred.Lu Huang looked at him, and suddenly said: "You go out to drink with people in the future, don't drink so much."

Lou Xiaoheng smiled after hearing this, and then said some words that Lu Huang couldn't understand, and soon fell asleep on the counter in a state of drunkenness and drowsiness.Lu Huang carefully put away the unfinished wine, and threw away the plastic cup. When he was about to turn off the lights and go back, he couldn't help but turn back to stare at Lou Xiaoheng.

Lou Xiaoheng slept very deeply, because his body became hot after drinking and the room temperature was high, fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.Lu Huang would move the only fan back to the bed when he was sleeping at night. If Lou Xiaoheng slept here, it would probably be hot all night.

Lu Huang hesitated for a long time, stepped forward and carried Lou Xiaoheng back to his bed.

When Lou Xiaoheng was woken up by the alarm from his mobile phone, Lou Xiaoheng didn't realize where he was sleeping for a while.

What he saw when he opened his eyes was the not-so-clean ceiling, and the quilt covered by him was pressed under his body, and the room without windows was a little depressing.Lou Xiaoheng shook his uncomfortable head and sat up. He didn't realize that he was sleeping on Lu Huang's bed until he looked at the curtain printed with daisies and carnations.This 1.2-meter-wide bed was inconvenient for two men to sleep on, and seeing how he was sprawling, it was obvious that he had it all to himself.

After waking up, he continued to look at the small space separated by simple plywood.There are cardboard boxes piled up at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, with the names of various goods written on them, and they are stacked up and down several layers, squeezing the space that is not spacious enough to be even more cramped.Lou Xiaoheng also picked up a few burnt mosquitoes from the quilt.Thinking of Lu Huang carrying himself back, and having to burn mosquitoes for himself with a stiff face of constipation, he found it particularly funny.

Lou Xiaoheng rubbed his face, turned off the weak fan before going out.

It was 06:30, and Lu Huang, who was talking about getting up early, didn't wake up at all.He was lying on the position where Lou Xiaoheng had been lying on before, his brows were slightly frowned, and he didn't sleep comfortably.The electric mosquito swatter was placed next to his hand, and a stiff dead mosquito was still stuck on the net.Lou Xiaoheng looked down at him cautiously.

Boss Lu seemed to get angry easily, but he wasn't too violent when he got angry, anyway, he wasn't afraid.Boss Lu, who is sleeping deeply now, still looks quite pleasing to the eye, his nose is nose and eyes are eyes, and his skin is better than those little fresh meats dangling around on the set. If he tidies up and dresses up properly, he should be pretty Nice man.

Lou Xiaoheng suddenly showed a mocking smile.

So what if he looks pleasing to the eye, seeing how sensitive he was to dating last night, he probably doesn't have any women at all.

This man is just an extremely ordinary shop owner, with no power, no power, no wealth, and nothing. This life is nothing more than marrying an ordinary wife and having even more ordinary children, and then making noise and dying of old age in poverty.

He will never go this way.

Lu Huang woke up to the sound of Lou Xiaoheng eating.Lou Xiaoheng sat in front of him, gulping down instant noodles.

"Hey, good morning, boss." Lou Xiaoheng took a sip of the soup and said, "You, Master Kong, why is the taste so bland, isn't it expired again?"

Lu Huang didn't want to tell him that what he ate was actually Kang Shuaibo Braised Beef Noodles, so he stretched himself to wash up.After a while, he came back with a mug containing two toothbrushes: "Lou Xiaoheng, what's going on?"

"Oh, I got a towel and a toothbrush. I'll pay you next time."

"I'm asking, why is your toothbrush in my mug."

"There's no place to put it." Lou Xiaoheng threw the instant noodle fork into the finished paper bowl, "Put it in your place first, next time I come here, I don't need to disassemble a new toothbrush, it will save you money."

Lu Huang was shocked by this cheeky man who ate and lived.

He stared for a while with his mouth half open, resolutely took out Lou Xiaoheng's toothbrush and threw it into the trash can, flung the towel over his shoulder, opened the door and walked out, and soon there was the sound of a faucet.

Lou Xiaoheng didn't care: anyway, after Lu Huang threw this away, he can take another one apart.Now he is sure that Lu Huang is a hard-spoken and soft-hearted person, even if he says all kinds of disgusting words, he is still good to himself, a down-and-out person.

When Lu Huang finished washing, he walked in with a dark face and yelled at him, "Why haven't you left so late to go to which production team can see you?" Lou Xiaoheng had already determined in his heart the role of Lu Huang, who was taken advantage of. : Eat, live, chat if necessary, and he seems to know some ways of acting and figure out the role.

Lou Xiaoheng thought again, judging by his appearance, probably no one would talk to him except himself.

"I'm leaving, thank you for the hospitality." Lou Xiaoheng wiped his mouth and stood up, "By the way, boss, are you still unwilling to tell me your full name?"

"I don't want to talk about it. I have to go fast, I'm so annoying." Lu Huang said angrily.

Lou Xiaoheng walked a few steps and then turned back: "Boss Lu, let me just say one more thing: the environment around your bed is too bad. Don't talk about turning back, if there is really someone who is willing to have sex with you in this kind of Needless to say, it must be true love."

"roll!"

Lou Xiaoheng ran away quickly.

The author has something to say: Have you ever seen any counterfeit things?Kangshuaibo instant noodles Beiling mustard or something~

You are welcome to provide them, and then put them all in Boss Lu's canteen. XDDD

Boss Lu: ...my life wish has been revised to "open a small store that doesn't sell counterfeit goods".