Lord, don't be too arrogant

Lord, don't be too arrogant

Author: Wipe the Sword and Cook the Wine

【Introduction】:

When stupid cuteness hits an iceberg, when an otaku meets a nerd

Lu Yao believes that no matter what the theme of the game, the constant theme is the stallion! Stallion!

but prime,

Why are there attacks everywhere?Where are the girls?Fuck

This is absolutely the rhythm of the inner cow

Grandpa did get into the wrong sedan chair and into the wrong room

Wearing the wrong game...don't marry the right man, okay? ! !

Fiction Category: Beautiful and Absolute Love

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Yo for the first time!What a coincidence, profiteers!

In 2064, the virtual experience game PT system (PassThrough, commonly known as the "passthrough" system) has become popular and has become a part of daily family entertainment. People are keen to experience different life situations in different virtual worlds.

Recently, Blizzard Entertainment Group, a giant in the traversal system industry, held a press conference, announcing the launch of a brand new bloody combat PT system called "Knight's Oath".

All of a sudden, the streets and TVs were filled with various advertisements about the "Knight's Oath".

Swords, magic, chivalry, strong European style, delicate character settings, dozens of characteristic occupations, let you experience a completely different world.

Looking at the huge posters posted in the window, Lu Yao's eyes were filled with endless longing, but... in the end he touched his empty pockets, turned around and left silently.

This month's rent, water and electricity have not been paid, where can I get money.As a hard-working "kicked" family who is in the third year, Lu Yao is like most people. He has no money, no car, no house, and no wife. In fact, he is even worse. Most girls look 'petite and dainty' in their eyes.

His hobbies are the same as most men's. He likes to watch beautiful girls in suspender shorts with big white legs stepping on high heels walking by in the hot summer. Of course, in most cases, he has to "look up" gently.Sometimes the other party will throw a "sissy gun" lightly.

I have to admit that although Lu Yao is a self-proclaimed super straight man who is "straight in the middle and straight in the outside", his handsome melon face, fair and supple skin created by long-term indoor work, and a pair of watery eyes always seem to be gazing at (actually it is Myopia (I don’t like wearing glasses and can’t see clearly), fan-like long eyelashes, even my voice seems to be undeveloped, it’s indistinguishable, mother!It is indeed a mother!People gave her the nickname "Sister Yao (Kiln)".

Every time Lu Yao heard a room full of colleagues and bosses call him that, he just wanted to go crazy.

Walking while thinking like this, I didn't realize I came to Night Market Street.

This street is on Lu Yao's only way to get to and from get off work. Whenever the lights are on, there will be countless hawkers who appear out of nowhere and set up street stalls, selling all kinds of dazzling things.

"Sell discs, sell discs, 1 for 5 yuan, 3 for 10 yuan!"

Lu Yao casually glanced at it, but was immediately attracted by the disc cover at the most conspicuous place in the stall. This, this, this, isn't this "The Oath of the Knight" that was just released today!

He rushed up to take a look, and sure enough, the introductions on the cover were all the same, and he couldn't help but feel excited, it's good to be in the Celestial Dynasty! 5 yuan is at the forefront of the times!

He said without hesitation: "Boss, I want this dish, is it 5 yuan?"

The boss's demeanor is a bit wretched, and he can tell he is a profiteer at a glance, "Yes, yes, but this disc has a stand-alone version and an online version, and the online code will add [-]."

Depend on!one hundred!Aren't you just sitting on the ground and starting the price?Forget it!

Seeing that Lu Yao didn't really want to buy it, the boss immediately added, "...This stand-alone version can be played by two people."

"...Then buy a stand-alone version."

Lu Yao returned to the rental house with the disc in his mouth. It was not interesting to play a single player by himself. Who should we find together?

Almost without thinking, he immediately picked up his cell phone and made a call, "Hey! Chu Yunsheng, you have 30 minutes to get over here, boy, heh heh, of course it's good, anyway, don't talk nonsense, you didn't I'm picking up girls, tomorrow is the weekend again, let's see what's interesting on Apple TV!" After a pause, he reminded, "Remember to bring the PT terminal with you."

Speaking of the buddy Chu Yunsheng, one has to mention a bad relationship with him.

The Lu family and the Chu family are family friends, and their hometown is in the same village. Grandpa Lu and Grandpa Chu used to smoke dry pipes in the same digging field. Father Lu and Father Chu drove pigs, let go of sheep, and dug out bird eggs when they were young. over the wall.Father Chu studied hard. Later, he was admitted to a key high school and entered a key university. He was also very serious and responsible when he came out to work. He was appreciated by several bosses and started investing in business. Because of his good mind and good luck, he was very successful along the way. Shui Qi is now considered a tycoon in the industry.

When Papa Lu was still alive, Papa Chu took care of his family a lot. The two have always been close buddies, even when the daughter-in-law was pregnant together, they even "married with their fingertips". Yao can marry into a wealthy family as a matter of course.

Lu's father died in an accident when Lu Yao was 12 years old. Lu's mother couldn't leave behind her sick grandparents, so she went back to her hometown to take care of her. A class is basically inseparable from kindergarten to university.Mother Chu treats him like her own son, but he finally knows that it is not his home...

After finding a job, he moved out to live by himself, vowing to be self-reliant and let his mother live a good life.For this, Chu's father appreciates it very much. He also thinks that a man should make his own way!

Twenty minutes later, Chu Yunsheng's limited-edition sports car parked downstairs in Luyao Community.

"Ding Dong"

Lu Yao hurriedly ran to open the door.

"What's the matter, you asked me to come here in a hurry. Are you broken in love again? Need me to comfort your hurt little heart?" Chu Yunsheng flashed into Lu Yao's room in his pajamas.

Damn, Young Master Chu, you still drive!Can you stop being so casual, if you dress like this and say something to soothe your little heart, the neighbor aunt will misunderstand it if she hears it.Although the two of them have been inseparable since their school days and have been the brains of many rotten girls in the school, but the reality is...the two of them have never even kissed on the lips!

Nima!What kind of adjective is this!In fact, the above sentence is to express the friendship that lasts forever, right?

"If you want to break up in love, you have to have a lovelorn first. Don't mention that to me! Here, this is what I want to show you." Lu Yao waved the disk in his hand.

Chu Yunsheng took it suspiciously: "The knight's oath? I seem to have heard of it."

Lu Yao's face was full of black lines: "Hey, this is the most popular PT game this year, okay? Didn't you play PT before, kid?"

Chu Yunsheng lay down on the messy bed, casually picked up the half-opened snacks and stuffed them into his mouth, and said, "I haven't played for a few years, I'm busy helping my dad manage the company, so I don't have time."

Well, they have their own careers these past few years, they get together less and leave more, and they don't live in Chu's house, so they don't know much about this kid's daily entertainment.

While loading the disc into the terminal, Lu Yao said, "How good PT is, the 'Super Tycoon' I played before, you can choose any beautiful woman, luxury house, luxury car..."

Chu Yunsheng said lightly: "Do these still need to play PT?"

Lu Yao was speechless, he clearly saw the deep gap between Diaosi and Gao Fushuai.

The voice of the terminal sounded, and a sweet but slightly mechanical female voice said: "The progress is loaded at 100%, you chose the two-player mode, please get ready, players, our journey will begin soon."

Lu Yao and Chu Yunsheng put on the terminals respectively, a white light flashed in their minds, and they stood on an empty corridor, which stretched endlessly, as if there was no end.

The terminal voice rang again, "Please set your gender, age, and name."

They both selected "Default." The default is to be consistent with real-world data.

"Please set the shape."

Then there is a projection of the existing shape, and a drag bar for each modification data.

Chu Yunsheng directly chose "Default". He has always been very confident in his appearance. Although Lu Yao felt that this kid was sometimes too narcissistic, he had to admit that Chu Yun grew up quite well, with a height of 187, Sunny, handsome, with deep lines between his eyebrows and eyes, adding a bit of melancholy temperament.

They have attended a foreign language school since junior high school. Chu Yunsheng, a beautiful boy with a touch of European style, is very popular. He is also the captain of the basketball team at school. Every time there are inter-school games, there are countless girls sitting in the stands and outside the court. Paper, they are not here to watch the football... they are all here to watch the people... As long as Chu Yunsheng scores a goal handsomely, there will be countless nympho shouting: "Chu Yunsheng, I want to give you life!" monkey!!"

At this time, Lu Yao's hanging silk temperament was fully exposed.He obscenely changed the column of "Height" to 188, Chu Yunsheng immediately cast two contemptuous glances, Lu Yao sneered, and continued to adjust "Appearance" - delicate and handsome; "Temperament" - extraordinary and refined... He didn't press the OK button with satisfaction until he was shaped into a handsome man who could be on the cover of a romance novel.Chu Yunsheng's eyes almost rolled to the sky.

"Please choose your usual weapon."

A row of options appeared in front of him, including swords, knives, spears, whips, bows, etc. Chu Yunsheng chose the "hidden weapon", while Lu Yao chose the "sword" with the broadest foundation.But what Lu Yao cares about is the "white silk" that appears in the weapon spectrum, which reminds him of the little dragon girl described by Jin Daxia. Does Europe have such weapons in the Middle Ages?Or are you saying that the royal family and nobles are used to bestow death?That's ridiculous, how can anyone be used to this kind of thing...

The terminal voice pulled his train of thought back, "Please choose a career/identity"

Another row of options, there are "Xia