Lord, don't be too arrogant
Chapter 15
The Venetians are unshakable.
Now Luo Fan is really relieved, those ladies are so busy that they almost can't even take care of eating, how can they have time to play tricks, do you know why the ancients always like to make those house fights and palace fights?Du Nima is too idle.If they were all given a set of mahjong and a computer to connect to the Internet, what kind of house fight would they have to do? It would be too late for online dating!
Going back to that moment, the creator of all the incidents, our lovely and respectable protagonist Lu Yao, was stepping out of the gate of the palace with a very sad heart.
In his mind, there are countless desserts, brown sugar cold cake, mung bean hibiscus soup, sweet-scented osmanthus cake, thousand-layer oil flower candy... Countless colorful delicacies flew away gently, and waved their sleeves at him. Leave a takeaway.Alas, life is like this, when God gives you a washing utensil, he will always give you a bunch of cup utensils.
As for Huangfu Qingcheng's injured eyes and Luo Fan's unchanging smile, he has selectively forgotten them... In order to implement the spirit of breeding//horse, how can he get mixed up with two men, it's so hopeless!What's wrong, Lao Tzu is so arrogant, so indebted to beating, and he likes to run away after eating, and come to fight if he refuses to accept it!
Chapter 18 is finally out
As soon as Lu Yao came out of Beizhao Palace, he ran around like a runaway grass mud horse.He exchanged all the money into silver notes and carried them with him, and left Xi Yan and Chao Rong in the palace—how could he bring two people who looked like his daughters with him when he was picking up girls? It was too inconvenient.
First of all, he ran to the biggest restaurant in Kyoto—Zuiyuelou to have a big meal. The troupe of the opera——Qumanlou listened to it, and I didn’t know what the hell they were singing; next, I went to the most luxurious hotel——Yunqi Inn and booked Tianzi No. [-] room, beautiful After sleeping all afternoon, he lay on the bed as soft as clouds, fully enjoying the joy of freedom, this...is life!
Kitatoro Prince's Mansion
Huangfu Qingcheng received Yue Jiansheng's first letter from Flying Pigeon, which said: My lord, my subordinates have followed the princess for half a day, and now I don't have enough money, please help quickly...
When Lu Yao woke up, he found that he had happily forgotten about Chu Yunsheng.
Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, the so-called friends are for betrayal, and brothers are for betrayal, besides, I haven't forgotten my roots, why don't I go to him now.
Coincidentally, the waiter from Yunqi Inn knocked on the door, "Guest officer, do you want some tea?"
Lu Yao opened the door and asked Xiaoer, "Do you know where all the Nanfeng Pavilions in the capital are open?"
With a sound of "clang", the tea tray in the small second hand was still there, and his chin fell to the ground.He looked at Lu Yao like he was looking at a monster, his face was full of shock, "Guest, guest officer, are you going to Nanfeng Hall?"
"Well, what's the matter? Can't I go?" Lu Yao was very surprised, isn't it the style of your Da Nanqin to be gay?Or is there actually ambiguity in the three words Nanfengguan?But he didn't know that the above understandings were all wrong.
This Xiaoer is worthy of being a waiter in the waiter hall of a five-star hotel. He has seen a lot of the world, and his psychological quality is not the same as that of Lu Yao's underage maid.After only a moment, he calmed down and showed a look—monster, in fact, I understand your expression and continued, "There are many Nanfeng Pavilions in Kyoto, such as Lanji Tower, Chrysanthemum Terrace, Canggua Pavilion, and Waiter Pavilion Wait, do you want to ask the shopkeeper to send you a detailed list and address?"
Fuck, there are so many, when will it be found.Lu Yao thought about it, and decided that he should start with the largest land. The more people there are, the more chances of encountering them will be.
"Which is the biggest Nanfeng Pavilion of yours?"
Xiao Er smiled ecstatically, and said, "Chrysanthemum Terrace! The location is not far away. Turn left at Peony Bridge in the northeast of the downtown area, and you can see it."
"Well, hire me a carriage."
Xiao Er's work efficiency was extremely fast, the car came in a while, and Lu Yao sat in it, creaking and shaking all the way.
After getting out of the car, Lu Yao glanced around, Emma, is this goal so obvious? I saw colorful flags fluttering by the Peony Bridge, and an extremely gorgeous chrysanthemum blooming on it, which made Lu Yao's whole body tremble.
Kitatoro Prince's Mansion
Huangfu Qingcheng received Yue Jiansheng's second letter from Flying Pigeon, which said: The prince, the princess is making great strides towards the Chrysanthemum Terrace, should the subordinates go together?Or should we go together?Or go together...
Lu Yao approached the Chrysanthemum Terrace, and he found that the Nanfeng Pavilion was not as grand as the Yihong Courtyard. There were girls with heavy makeup and old bustards soliciting business at the door.At the entrance of the Chrysanthemum Terrace, the main entrance is tightly closed, and there is a small window next to it, and there seems to be an old man sitting in it. This... This is like the ticket window of a train station.
But how to get in?Don't accidentally make a joke if you go there rashly.
He stood aside and watched secretly, and after a while, he saw a dude-like person approaching, went to the small window to give the uncle some silver, exchanged a wooden card, and then walked around to the back door and entered.
This is a ticket window.
Also set up to enter through the back door?It is estimated that doing things like this, even if it is known in Nanqin, is not very glamorous, so it should be low-key and low-key.In other words, what kind of trouble do you want to keep a low profile and hang such a ostentatious chrysanthemum banner.
Lu Yao touched his pocket, and found that there were a lot of bank notes obediently lying there, and suddenly he was full of confidence. He walked to the window and said to the uncle, "Master, here is a ticket!"
The uncle didn't raise his head, "Master, whose brand do you want?"
Whose brand is... uh...
"I want some from Chu Yunsheng." Never mind, try your luck first.
The uncle raised his head this time. When he saw Lu Yao clearly, his eyes widened immediately, showing the same shocked expression as the waiter in the inn, and said: "Girl, you came to the wrong place, this is not where you should come."
Girl... Lu Yao looked down and realized that he was still wearing the women's clothing when he came out of the palace.The eldest girl came to solicit male prostitutes... This news must have been so explosive in a feudal society, no wonder Xiao Er looked panic-stricken.
"Sorry, sorry, this rhythm is wrong, I'll come back later." Lu Yao ran away in embarrassment.
The uncle thought silently, is it right to come back later...
Alas, Lu Yao thought while running, after staying in that damned palace for so long, women's clothes are so easy and pleasant for him to wear, he doesn't even need to lift his skirt when running wildly, if this goes on like this, he will become a transvestite ...Fortunately, there is still time to correct it.Lu Yao hurried to the roadside clothes store to buy men's clothes with wide sleeves. After changing in this way, a handsome young man was born. Well, buy a fan to make it even more perfect.
A quarter of an hour later, Lu Yao appeared at the ticket window again, "Master, here's a sign, it's from Chu Yunsheng!"
The uncle raised his head and saw a very familiar Mr. Zhuo Shijia, shaking his folding fan slightly, as if smiling at him...
Uncle: You are just teasing me!
"Chu Yunsheng, don't sell it!"
Lu Yao's heart trembled, could it be that Chu Yunsheng is really here?Or did you happen to meet someone with the same name and surname?No matter what, you have to go in and find out.
"Master, this is for you." Lu Yao took out a piece of silver from his bosom and put it on the window sill, "I want to see Chu Yunsheng."
The uncle looked at the silver and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but finally shook his head and said, "Sorry, I can't sell you Chu Yunsheng's brand."
"Why?" Lu Yao asked anxiously. "I can add as much as you want."
"It's not about the money..." The uncle glanced at him, and said slowly, "Master Chu is now our number one card, and he has been...cough cough cough, in short, he is very famous now, and naturally he has a lot of rules." Yes. He doesn't see anyone who doesn't follow the rules."
"What rules?" Lu Yao asked.
"First of all, you are not tall enough!" The uncle squinted at him, "One of the rules set by Young Master Chu is that your height must be five feet six."
Five feet six?Lu Yao vaguely felt as if he had thought of something...
"Secondly, you are not good enough..." The uncle organized his words, "...not handsome enough, the second rule set by Young Master Chu is that you must be handsome and chic/suave and suave, everyone loves you."
A thunder!Lu Yao suddenly felt the truth, five feet six!According to the ratio of Nanqin, five feet and six centimeters is 188 centimeters, plus the handsome and unrestrained/suave Yushu Linfeng is loved by everyone... Isn't this Nima the romance novel he set when he and Chu Yunsheng started the game? Cover man?You... you you you... your uncle's!
uncle:?
Lu Yao's grief and indignation can no longer be described in words, who the hell should he complain about?
(For children’s shoes that you forgot to set, please go back and read the first time)
No.19 Back to the little one for Grandpa Shun Shun Mao
Uncle: "To sum up, girl, you should go back, Chu Yunsheng will not see you."
Lu Yao turned around helplessly, it turned out...it turned out...it was like this...he burst into tears when he finally found out the truth.
The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you; it's when I stand in front of you and you actually recognize the wrong person!
But before he had time to wipe away his tears, he saw the most terrifying scene in his life and the last thing he wanted to see - Huangfu Qingcheng's face, that black face that could drip ink, Lu Yao was shocked directly The soul is out of the body in place.
The two who had been separated for less than 12 hours met happily in front of the chrysanthemum stage.
"You'd better explain it to me!" He grabbed Lu Yao's hand, clasped his fingers like eagle claws, and his temples throbbed, "Why did you come to this kind of place!"
Why... why did you come to this kind of place?Lu Yao immediately showed, "Oh, this question is so profound, why can't I understand it?" I don't understand it.
"Go back!" Huangfu Qingcheng said at this time
Now Luo Fan is really relieved, those ladies are so busy that they almost can't even take care of eating, how can they have time to play tricks, do you know why the ancients always like to make those house fights and palace fights?Du Nima is too idle.If they were all given a set of mahjong and a computer to connect to the Internet, what kind of house fight would they have to do? It would be too late for online dating!
Going back to that moment, the creator of all the incidents, our lovely and respectable protagonist Lu Yao, was stepping out of the gate of the palace with a very sad heart.
In his mind, there are countless desserts, brown sugar cold cake, mung bean hibiscus soup, sweet-scented osmanthus cake, thousand-layer oil flower candy... Countless colorful delicacies flew away gently, and waved their sleeves at him. Leave a takeaway.Alas, life is like this, when God gives you a washing utensil, he will always give you a bunch of cup utensils.
As for Huangfu Qingcheng's injured eyes and Luo Fan's unchanging smile, he has selectively forgotten them... In order to implement the spirit of breeding//horse, how can he get mixed up with two men, it's so hopeless!What's wrong, Lao Tzu is so arrogant, so indebted to beating, and he likes to run away after eating, and come to fight if he refuses to accept it!
Chapter 18 is finally out
As soon as Lu Yao came out of Beizhao Palace, he ran around like a runaway grass mud horse.He exchanged all the money into silver notes and carried them with him, and left Xi Yan and Chao Rong in the palace—how could he bring two people who looked like his daughters with him when he was picking up girls? It was too inconvenient.
First of all, he ran to the biggest restaurant in Kyoto—Zuiyuelou to have a big meal. The troupe of the opera——Qumanlou listened to it, and I didn’t know what the hell they were singing; next, I went to the most luxurious hotel——Yunqi Inn and booked Tianzi No. [-] room, beautiful After sleeping all afternoon, he lay on the bed as soft as clouds, fully enjoying the joy of freedom, this...is life!
Kitatoro Prince's Mansion
Huangfu Qingcheng received Yue Jiansheng's first letter from Flying Pigeon, which said: My lord, my subordinates have followed the princess for half a day, and now I don't have enough money, please help quickly...
When Lu Yao woke up, he found that he had happily forgotten about Chu Yunsheng.
Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, the so-called friends are for betrayal, and brothers are for betrayal, besides, I haven't forgotten my roots, why don't I go to him now.
Coincidentally, the waiter from Yunqi Inn knocked on the door, "Guest officer, do you want some tea?"
Lu Yao opened the door and asked Xiaoer, "Do you know where all the Nanfeng Pavilions in the capital are open?"
With a sound of "clang", the tea tray in the small second hand was still there, and his chin fell to the ground.He looked at Lu Yao like he was looking at a monster, his face was full of shock, "Guest, guest officer, are you going to Nanfeng Hall?"
"Well, what's the matter? Can't I go?" Lu Yao was very surprised, isn't it the style of your Da Nanqin to be gay?Or is there actually ambiguity in the three words Nanfengguan?But he didn't know that the above understandings were all wrong.
This Xiaoer is worthy of being a waiter in the waiter hall of a five-star hotel. He has seen a lot of the world, and his psychological quality is not the same as that of Lu Yao's underage maid.After only a moment, he calmed down and showed a look—monster, in fact, I understand your expression and continued, "There are many Nanfeng Pavilions in Kyoto, such as Lanji Tower, Chrysanthemum Terrace, Canggua Pavilion, and Waiter Pavilion Wait, do you want to ask the shopkeeper to send you a detailed list and address?"
Fuck, there are so many, when will it be found.Lu Yao thought about it, and decided that he should start with the largest land. The more people there are, the more chances of encountering them will be.
"Which is the biggest Nanfeng Pavilion of yours?"
Xiao Er smiled ecstatically, and said, "Chrysanthemum Terrace! The location is not far away. Turn left at Peony Bridge in the northeast of the downtown area, and you can see it."
"Well, hire me a carriage."
Xiao Er's work efficiency was extremely fast, the car came in a while, and Lu Yao sat in it, creaking and shaking all the way.
After getting out of the car, Lu Yao glanced around, Emma, is this goal so obvious? I saw colorful flags fluttering by the Peony Bridge, and an extremely gorgeous chrysanthemum blooming on it, which made Lu Yao's whole body tremble.
Kitatoro Prince's Mansion
Huangfu Qingcheng received Yue Jiansheng's second letter from Flying Pigeon, which said: The prince, the princess is making great strides towards the Chrysanthemum Terrace, should the subordinates go together?Or should we go together?Or go together...
Lu Yao approached the Chrysanthemum Terrace, and he found that the Nanfeng Pavilion was not as grand as the Yihong Courtyard. There were girls with heavy makeup and old bustards soliciting business at the door.At the entrance of the Chrysanthemum Terrace, the main entrance is tightly closed, and there is a small window next to it, and there seems to be an old man sitting in it. This... This is like the ticket window of a train station.
But how to get in?Don't accidentally make a joke if you go there rashly.
He stood aside and watched secretly, and after a while, he saw a dude-like person approaching, went to the small window to give the uncle some silver, exchanged a wooden card, and then walked around to the back door and entered.
This is a ticket window.
Also set up to enter through the back door?It is estimated that doing things like this, even if it is known in Nanqin, is not very glamorous, so it should be low-key and low-key.In other words, what kind of trouble do you want to keep a low profile and hang such a ostentatious chrysanthemum banner.
Lu Yao touched his pocket, and found that there were a lot of bank notes obediently lying there, and suddenly he was full of confidence. He walked to the window and said to the uncle, "Master, here is a ticket!"
The uncle didn't raise his head, "Master, whose brand do you want?"
Whose brand is... uh...
"I want some from Chu Yunsheng." Never mind, try your luck first.
The uncle raised his head this time. When he saw Lu Yao clearly, his eyes widened immediately, showing the same shocked expression as the waiter in the inn, and said: "Girl, you came to the wrong place, this is not where you should come."
Girl... Lu Yao looked down and realized that he was still wearing the women's clothing when he came out of the palace.The eldest girl came to solicit male prostitutes... This news must have been so explosive in a feudal society, no wonder Xiao Er looked panic-stricken.
"Sorry, sorry, this rhythm is wrong, I'll come back later." Lu Yao ran away in embarrassment.
The uncle thought silently, is it right to come back later...
Alas, Lu Yao thought while running, after staying in that damned palace for so long, women's clothes are so easy and pleasant for him to wear, he doesn't even need to lift his skirt when running wildly, if this goes on like this, he will become a transvestite ...Fortunately, there is still time to correct it.Lu Yao hurried to the roadside clothes store to buy men's clothes with wide sleeves. After changing in this way, a handsome young man was born. Well, buy a fan to make it even more perfect.
A quarter of an hour later, Lu Yao appeared at the ticket window again, "Master, here's a sign, it's from Chu Yunsheng!"
The uncle raised his head and saw a very familiar Mr. Zhuo Shijia, shaking his folding fan slightly, as if smiling at him...
Uncle: You are just teasing me!
"Chu Yunsheng, don't sell it!"
Lu Yao's heart trembled, could it be that Chu Yunsheng is really here?Or did you happen to meet someone with the same name and surname?No matter what, you have to go in and find out.
"Master, this is for you." Lu Yao took out a piece of silver from his bosom and put it on the window sill, "I want to see Chu Yunsheng."
The uncle looked at the silver and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but finally shook his head and said, "Sorry, I can't sell you Chu Yunsheng's brand."
"Why?" Lu Yao asked anxiously. "I can add as much as you want."
"It's not about the money..." The uncle glanced at him, and said slowly, "Master Chu is now our number one card, and he has been...cough cough cough, in short, he is very famous now, and naturally he has a lot of rules." Yes. He doesn't see anyone who doesn't follow the rules."
"What rules?" Lu Yao asked.
"First of all, you are not tall enough!" The uncle squinted at him, "One of the rules set by Young Master Chu is that your height must be five feet six."
Five feet six?Lu Yao vaguely felt as if he had thought of something...
"Secondly, you are not good enough..." The uncle organized his words, "...not handsome enough, the second rule set by Young Master Chu is that you must be handsome and chic/suave and suave, everyone loves you."
A thunder!Lu Yao suddenly felt the truth, five feet six!According to the ratio of Nanqin, five feet and six centimeters is 188 centimeters, plus the handsome and unrestrained/suave Yushu Linfeng is loved by everyone... Isn't this Nima the romance novel he set when he and Chu Yunsheng started the game? Cover man?You... you you you... your uncle's!
uncle:?
Lu Yao's grief and indignation can no longer be described in words, who the hell should he complain about?
(For children’s shoes that you forgot to set, please go back and read the first time)
No.19 Back to the little one for Grandpa Shun Shun Mao
Uncle: "To sum up, girl, you should go back, Chu Yunsheng will not see you."
Lu Yao turned around helplessly, it turned out...it turned out...it was like this...he burst into tears when he finally found out the truth.
The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you; it's when I stand in front of you and you actually recognize the wrong person!
But before he had time to wipe away his tears, he saw the most terrifying scene in his life and the last thing he wanted to see - Huangfu Qingcheng's face, that black face that could drip ink, Lu Yao was shocked directly The soul is out of the body in place.
The two who had been separated for less than 12 hours met happily in front of the chrysanthemum stage.
"You'd better explain it to me!" He grabbed Lu Yao's hand, clasped his fingers like eagle claws, and his temples throbbed, "Why did you come to this kind of place!"
Why... why did you come to this kind of place?Lu Yao immediately showed, "Oh, this question is so profound, why can't I understand it?" I don't understand it.
"Go back!" Huangfu Qingcheng said at this time
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