[Pan Xie] Wu Xie's Magical Campus Life
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, smiled embarrassingly, and said that I asked my third uncle for some paper talismans. Is there any mistake, third uncle, I have no objection to you cheating money, but you can’t pay for your eldest nephew’s life either ah ah ah !Now I finally understand the harm of fake and shoddy products.
"Hee hee~ here we come~"
"We've been waiting for a long time~"
"Who! Who's talking!" I nervously asked Pan Zi next to me. I've grown into asking Pan Zi about anything now. After all, A Kui has a superficial appearance, and that boring oil bottle won't talk to me.
"I'm afraid the little third master heard it wrong. Come on, relax, take a deep breath, exhale?????? Don't be too nervous." Pan Zi, can you let go of your hand holding my arm before telling me to relax? ??????
"Pan Zi, it hurts me when you grab it. It's not that you can't grab it, but you can be gentle, haha??????"
"Little Third Master, I didn't grab you." He raised his hands innocently.
A Kui and Poker Ping are sitting across from each other, so, who is grabbing me!
"Ah, huh?????" The Poker bottle on the opposite side pulled me towards him. I was about to yell, but he covered my mouth. I could only struggle feebly. Damn, who touched the young master? ass!
"Do not talk."
Poker bottle let go of me, and I gave him a hard look, pervert!It's a pity he still has that paralyzed face.
"Hee hee, come~ come~~"
"Hehehehe"
Now not only I heard it, but everyone else heard it too. Pan Zi tightly held the spell that was said to be given by the third uncle. Akui shivered and shivered. With a calm look, my heart is not so nervous, and a satyr will be buried with me when I die??????
After the boat turned a corner, a cave shrouded in green light appeared in front of everyone. Rows of corpses were piled up, and occasionally there were one or two ghost lights. On the corpse, biting, seeing such a disgusting scene, Akui and I felt a little nauseous, and Poker Ping and Pan Zi still stared at the movement around them with normal expressions.
"Look!" Pan Zi called out softly, pointing to the stone wall on one side.
I followed his hand and looked over, and saw two coffins that looked like crystals inlaid on the stone wall. There were faint shadows of people in the coffins. Seeing this strange battle, we all dared not make a sound and speeded up the water. speed.
"Since you're here~ how can you leave without drinking a cup of tea? What a bunch of impolite brats~~"
"Hehe~ come~ my sister is going to punish the child who is not polite~~~"
A strange voice sounded close at hand, reverberating in this small corpse cave, it was creepy, just as the other party’s voice fell, the group of bugs that were originally incompatible with us swam towards us bustlingly. There is only one sentence in my mind, "The most poisonous woman's heart!!!!!!"
Bugs, big and small, quickly surrounded us. I almost reached into my bag, ready to take out paper and pen, and write a suicide note, but then I thought about it, we were all wiped out, and no one wrote it. Take it out, it's better to kill yourself as soon as possible than to watch yourself being eaten by bugs and leaving only a bare skeleton.
"Jade Fire Art!" Pan Zi's voice came into my ears clearly, the so-called curiosity kills the cat, so I still chose to turn my head to look at Pan Zi in this situation, only to see Pan Zi playing handsome?Take death as home?Standing at the bow of the boat, holding those counterfeit goods that are said to be given by my third uncle, those counterfeit goods do not seem too watery, burning green fire light, although the green light seems to be in this hole with countless corpses On the contrary, it increased the terror effect of the opponent, but it was still effective in stopping the army of insects within the weak light range that was about to be extinguished at any time.
"Huh~" The green fire went out?????? My damn crow's mouth.
"Pan Zi! Light up the fire!"
"Spell! Use the Purple Fire Talisman!"
"I can't remember where!"
"Oh shit!"
"I found it! Haoxuan Tianji, the purple talisman, set it!" Cooperating with the spell, Pan Zi formed a strange handprint with both hands, and the two fingers in the handprint tightly clamped the purple talisman, which seemed to be a bit more Unfortunately, compared to the green light that lasted for at least a while, the purple light this time is weaker and flickering, very unstable, although I really want to comfort myself that this may be this kind of purple talisman It is a pity that the truth is always cruel.
As the purple light flickers on and off, the army of insects and insects repeats the cycle of purple light brightening, stopping, purple light extinguishing, and advancing.
Although it looks funny, Chong Chong is still moving forward! ! !
"Tsk!"
Poker Finger impatiently untied the long cloth bag he had been carrying behind his back all the time, and took out a black knife with gold in it. I knew that this kind of black gold knife was a good one, and Poker Finger picked it up neatly. The knife was slashed towards the hand, everyone's eyes, in fact, were my eyes alone, Pan Zi couldn't take care of himself, A Kui had already fainted from fright, I was staring at the oil bottle, and suddenly a gust of cold wind blew on my neck.
Although I used to see ghost movies like this, and I used to laugh at it for being too old-fashioned, but now I have to say that this is simply a trick that ghosts and ghosts never tire of. The directors are really well-intentioned. When I told us what would happen when we met a ghost, it was a pity that I looked back and laughed that I was already at a loss.I was fixed in place and couldn't be entangled, BUT, can you kill Big Sister Ghost if you want, don't touch it anymore!
"Hehe, it's so cute~ This reflects the cuteness of the scum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"As expected of that kid from Wu Sansheng to be the king's concubine, what a young girl~" Wait, I seem to have heard a key word!
"Ah, it's getting late, the king probably can't wait, hehe~"
"That's right, the descendants of the Zhang family are going to have bloodletting, let's hurry up."
"Hehe~"
Feeling my ass being pinched hard, I fell into darkness again, why is it always me who gets hurt.
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☆, married? ! NO!
"Mie hahaha~ Look at the tender little face~ It's so easy to touch."
"Go, as long as it is a living person, it is easier to touch than you!"
"Ah~ you bloody corpse, you're impatient to live. How dare you say that my sister and I, after living for hundreds of years, can't you think about dying again?"
"Blood corpse! Those exam guys are here, go and guard."
"Haha, after so many years, finally some fresh blood wants to join us~~I'll go~"
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"Fox face, don't you tell him that people from the Zhang family are also in this team?"
"He won't die anyway, it doesn't matter."
"It's really ruthless. However, if Wu Sansheng was not willing to send his direct descendants of the Wu family this time, the king would not risk offending the Zhang family and agree to take the exam for the Zhang family."
"That's right? That Zhang family boy is really powerful, he just let out some blood, and I'm so scared that my feet go limp??????"
"Little brother~ Don't sleep when you wake up, it's not good for your health~"
"Oh hehe~ Elder sister, you should be called Wangfei~"
"Ah, that's right~ little princess, don't sleep~"
I wanted to cry without tears and opened my eyes, and in my heart, I sprayed my third uncle's bloody scolding, grandma's, the young master is also the only remaining baby bump of the Wu family, third uncle, you just sold me like this, where is your conscience? ! ! !
Although I was extremely reluctant, I still opened my eyes. I believe everyone has seen A Chinese Ghost Story. Those who haven’t seen it, please don’t watch it. Those who have, please prepare your brooms and mops. , Put the director in a sack!Drag it back and bind your feet!Look at the unrealistic and beautiful female ghost, and then look at the one in front of me, he (please note, it's him! Not her!) is the boatman who died so badly! ! ! ! !
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
I scrambled back and forth, and fell down a stone platform miserably. I was so painful that my tears almost came out. At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, and an elegant figure in white gauze stopped in front of my eyes. Come on, pick me up easily, and look up, this, isn't this the old man whose whereabouts are unknown? !
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
"Death~, although she is not as good as my sister~ but I can't scream so much~" The old man in a white gauze dress looked at the person beside him shyly. It should be human, at least he still has human shape.
"I hate it~, it's my sister, you are too modest~" Another captain Baisha said and still gave me a wink, I couldn't help it, I wanted to vomit??????
The arm was lifted up forcibly, and my tears were about to flow down due to the pain. I followed my arm and looked up. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask. I should be glad that he was wearing a mask ? !Look at those wolf eyes, what a god, what a god, what a god~~~~ (in an infinite loop)
"I'm going to take the princess to make up." The calm tone was lifeless,
"Make up!?" I'm a man, okay, a man! ! ! !
The masked man didn't answer my question, but was slowly changing. Do you want to see a living person who has changed dramatically?Then I advise you not to watch it in the future, especially since this is not a living person, this masked man suddenly turned into a beautiful woman in front of my eyes!Dude, can you squeak before you change, can you not bring such a scary ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! !
I opened my eyes wide and looked at this beautiful woman in horror, you must come here, I, I, I, I have practiced Tai Chi! ! !It's a pity that the big beauty couldn't hear my heart, so she dragged me into a stone room similar to a women's boudoir, and took the small boxes on the table to wipe my face.
Looking at the weird color getting closer and closer to my face, "stop!"
Unexpectedly, the female ghost really stopped obediently, "This thing won't expire, will it hurt your skin or something? Scars or something, but you are sure he won't corrode, what if your king doesn't like the corroded blood and blood?"
The female ghost tilted her head to be pure?Lovely looking at me, when I felt a little embarrassed by her, she rushed out with those strange boxes, she, believe it? !
I suddenly have a sense of guilt for deceiving the pure flowers in the tomb that have not been blown by wind and rain??????
BUT, isn't now the best time to run away, who can tell me why I spend so long thinking here and there, wasting time~~~~~~
Just when I reached the door, I saw that female ghost running back in a hurry, followed by a strange shadow.
I took a closer look at the shadow, just in time for the shadow to lower its head, when the head was lifted up, it became very huge, almost wider than his shoulders, this kind of fear can't be expressed in words, I just Feeling numb in the scalp, I yelled uncontrollably: "There are ghosts again!" Why do I always encounter ghosts in this situation, but, big sister, this is your lair anyway! ! ! !Come on, show off your aura of a local snake, okay? ! ! ! !And don't bring it here! ! !
Almost at the same time, I saw the owner of the shadow, a monster with a huge head!Holding a strange weapon in his hand, in the semi-darkness, that deformed big head is much more terrifying than any monster you can imagine.
It's getting closer, it's getting closer, but my legs are like being filled with lead, and I can't move until the female ghost quickly runs past me. How can you leave the princess here to fend for yourself, big sister? Ahhhhh! ! ! !
Not to be outdone, the monster rushed over and ran in front of me, and was illuminated by the faint light from the room.
I can see the monster for what it is, it's like... like a guy with a big crock on his head... shit, your grandpa's.
My extreme fear immediately turned into extreme anger. It turned out that it was indeed a person with a large earthen jar on his head, a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian pose. Hole, two thieves looking out through this hole, very hateful.
I was so angry that I picked up the stool that I had been holding in my hand from the room and threw it on the pot. The pot fell to the ground in pieces, and the man in the pot also showed his true face, a fat man? ?????
"Ah, fat man, look at the stool!"
"Wow, dare to hit your grandfather me, watch the fist!"
I irrationally punched and kicked this fat man who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and tilted my nerves to my heart's content since I received the notice, although I found that I seemed to receive more punches Some, but I still feel that the uncomfortable feeling in my chest that was a little swollen seems to be pierced by something, and it is slowly shrinking, which makes me much more comfortable.We hit the house from the aisle, smashed everything in the house, and extinguished the only spark, until it was dark all around, and when we didn't know where we were, we were all tired and paralyzed on the ground.
The fat man seemed to be delighted by my vicious fists and embroidered legs, and he squinted his eyes with joy, "Little comrade, it's not easy for us to meet someone alive here, so we have to be united, right? Aren’t punches and kicks destroying revolutionary sentiments~” The fat man brought Beijing movies when he opened his mouth, and I sat on the ground exhausted, ignoring the fat man.
"Hey~ Comrade Xiao also came to take the college exam? Not bad, not bad, I have a future, this is my second exam, if I can't pass it, I will go to other colleges! Doesn't it mean that gold always shines~"
As soon as I heard it, I was excited, college, college, college again, I had a headache thinking about what kind of ghost college I heard a few times along the way, and nothing good happened every time!When I was about to grab the fat man's collar to ask questions, there was a very small sound from the fat man's side, so the bricks under me disappeared gorgeously, and I felt my body falling rapidly.
"Fatty man!!!!!! I'm a ghost and I won't let you go, sir!!!!!!!"
Before I finished shouting, I fell on my buttocks. Before I was in a hurry to rejoice that my life was saved, a heavy object slammed on the young master's body, and he died immediately.
"Die~~~~Fat~~~~~~~Son~~~~"
When I was trembling and about to strangle this fat man, the person on my body jumped away neatly, "Fire, open!"
A faint flame appeared in front of my eyes, and it also illuminated the person in front of me. "Ah, little third master, long time no see." Pan Zi.
It was Pan Zi!Although I haven't known him for too long, it's inevitable that I'm excited to meet someone I know in this situation, so I was about to speak, when there came a scream like a pig, "Help, help!" Ahhh!!!!!!"
It was the voice of that fat man, and it was getting closer and closer. I pulled Pan Zi and ran in the opposite direction without hesitation. Pan Zi didn't know, so he followed me without asking any questions. Overestimating his own speed and underestimating the fat man's potential, the fat man quickly followed up, still muttering about how this is so unloved by his compatriots, what he did not save, the things behind him were very cooperative There was a neat sound.
Don't look back, don't look back, even though I said that, I still looked back curiously, and then accelerated to run forward, why are there so many bugs! ! ! !
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☆, a murder caused by a fart!
In fact, I am a good person, at least I think so during the many years I have lived, but now I am forced to marry and chased by bugs, God, don’t you take care of me anymore?
I tried my best to not be overwhelmed by the army of bugs. I think I have made up for the physical education class I skipped before. Is this retribution!But it's too late to come!
I ran forward quickly, and I didn't know how many turns I turned, how many lanes I ran, and I opened a long distance from Panzi and Fatty in front, and sometimes I even followed them by listening to their footsteps. Then, at the Nth turn, I saw an acquaintance, Poker Bottle.Maybe it was because the situation at the time didn't allow me to think too much, but why can I see him in such a place where I can't even see my own fingers! ! ! !
He was still carrying an ancient black gold knife on his back, and he took a leisurely glance at me who was running wildly, and then walked towards the army of bugs. When I saw it, I got anxious and shouted at him, "Hey, there are bugs over there!"
He ignored me, and still walked leisurely behind us as if walking in his own backyard. I saw that he didn't seem to understand what I was saying, so he acted directly, grabbed his hand, and continued to run forward. He didn't break away from my hand, just glanced at me lightly, turned around, and ran with me.
I grabbed the oil bottle and ran forward like a headless fly. Just when I finally had no strength, my brain was starved of oxygen, and I was about to pass out, I finally saw Pan Zi spread out in a large font on the ground in an aisle. And Fatty, Pan Zi was weakly holding a piece of burning paper and trying to maintain the light. When I saw them spread out on the ground, my original momentum was gone, and I fell to the ground all of a sudden. He pulled me, and it didn't look ugly, but I was so tired that I couldn't even lift my hands.
"Grandma, now?????? Even if the ancestors come here, Fatty, I won't run away!"
"Haha, brother, you guys are here too."
The sound of Xixisuosuo is getting louder and louder, which means that these insects are getting closer and closer. I thought with a wry smile, I should have written my suicide note if I knew at that time.
"Hey, I've run out of fire talismans, and this one won't last long." "Hey, I said this comrade, isn't he looking for death if he didn't bring enough equipment for the exam?!" The fat man's cursing voice eased in time In the atmosphere, Pan Zi followed suit and replied, "It's better than someone who only looks for trouble." After Pan Zi's words fell, the fire in his hand shook twice and went out.
The ink-like darkness swallowed everyone up again, leaving the Porky Oil Bottle where the old god was present. For some reason, he could still be seen in such a dark place, but Pan Zi and Fatty didn't ask any questions. Maybe now is not a good time to ask questions, so I also kept silent.
With a sound of "cha", the surroundings lit up again, and everyone looked at the source of the fire, which was me.
"Is something wrong?"
"Little third master, when did you learn this trick?"
"Yo, little comrade is not bad!"
"This is a lighter??????"
There is a saying that goes well, God opened a window for you and closed all your exits!The weird clucking, clucking sound rang out, making people creepy in the dark corridor.
"Blood Corpse." Pokerfing's faint voice sounded in the darkness. I don't know why, but with just such a faint sentence, I suddenly felt that I wasn't so nervous, but what should I do with the group of bugs in front of me! !And why is that blood corpse so familiar?ah!Isn't he the blood corpse mentioned at that time? ! (See the beginning of Chapter 5 for details) It is said that he will not die!
"Hehehe, candidates, accept the exam, hehe, I will not show mercy, hehe, I will eat you one by one, hehehe, I haven't had such fresh food for a long time, hehehe" The bloody corpse gradually Come out, to be honest, I don't really want to describe the appearance of this Mr. Blood Corpse in detail, because it's really, really disgusting.
Poker-Face was still standing there without doing anything. I quietly swallowed and glanced at Pan Zi and Fatty. Out of that long-forgotten Diaopai soap??????? Pan Zi, you still carry it.
Pan Zi opened the package neatly and took out a piece of soap. For some reason, I seemed to see the soap turned into a grenade at this moment. I have been irritated recently, so I have hallucinations now! ! !But when Pan Zi was calmly about to pull out the safety bolt of the grenade, someone finally stopped him. It turns out that there are still people from Earth here??????
"That thing is too dangerous, Fatty, let me do it."
"?????? Alright?" Pan Zi looked at the fat man with extreme distrust for a long time before putting away the grenade in his hand.
"Hmph, Master Fatty will let you guys know that you guys can't afford to hurt Master Fatty!"
Fatty didn't know where to find a white radish. I clearly heard Pan Zi's disdainful voice, but why did you run around with the white radish, Fatty!Is it for dessert when that blood corpse eats us all, or do you plan to discuss with that blood corpse and give him this radish so that he can let us go?
The strangest thing was that when Pokerfing at the side saw the fat man take out the white radish that was more funny than life-saving, his paralyzed face changed color. It's a big deal, is it true that this fat man will rescue us with this white radish, or is that blood corpse actually a vegetarian?Still prefer white radish?
Then, the fat man ate the white radish very quickly, and Pan Zi on the side laughed loudly. Even the blood corpse, who was originally an enemy, looked at the fat man expectantly just now, and now he couldn't help but sigh. The face was disappointed, but the Poker bottle on the side took out a small bag from his pocket without changing his face, grabbed a handful of powdery things from the bag, and sprinkled it on the ground, and then a small bag appeared on the ground. Yes, just enough to enclose a person's small image array, the image array emits a faint golden light, and the oil bottle disappears, I must be dazzled, yes, it must be, I didn't meet the oil bottle just now, Didn't drag him here, stuffy oil bottles and everything are just clouds??????
Just as I was shocked at the fact that Pokerfing ran away like that, there was a strange sound from Fatty's side. In fact, the sound was nothing at first. After all, it was reasonable for such a sound to appear there, but now he Appearing in this kind of place, this kind of occasion is very weird, the fat man farted??????
As for why I knew it was the fat man farting, it was because of a burst of green, extremely poisonous gas spreading around the fat man, and a few bugs that were closer immediately twitched Yes, die??????
Seeing that the coverage of the green gas is getting bigger and bigger, the scene was a little chaotic for a while. First, I was burned by a lighter that had been lit for a long time, so the lighter died heroically. Pan Zi didn't know what he was doing, so he sent out a series of The terrible sound, just when I was at a loss, I finally smelled an indescribable smell, a mixture of expired toilet water and the smell of toilets that have not been cleaned for months that can make people vomit, I'm going to vomit.
Holding my breath hurriedly, I spread my feet and ran in a random direction. On the way, something seemed to land on my head. It seemed to be a living thing. I clearly felt something like a claw grabbing my head. Hair, because I was holding my breath, I didn't care about him, but what I didn't expect is that people who are unlucky drink cold water will get stuffed between their teeth. I ran and ran, and found myself thrown into the air inexplicably.
"Help, ah, ah, ah."
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☆, 7, who can tell me where the earth is!I want to go back!
"Little comrade, calm down when things happen."
Fatty's voice that makes people want to be flattened sounded in my head, I subconsciously looked up, but saw a very familiar person standing on the ground looking at me in surprise, let's call him a person for now, that is That big beauty who abandoned me as a princess and ran away, how could he be here, how could he be here!Ah ah ah ah ah!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"changed!The woman turned back into the man with the fox face! ! !
They all said to calm down, a fluffy thing slapped my face heavily, it didn't hurt very much, it was itchy, after all, the feathers of a chicken are very soft, but why did a chicken appear in front of my eyes? Yellow chick ah ah ah ah! ! !To be honest, that chick is a bit outrageously fat, but what I think is even more outrageous is that he can still fly. The two mung beans looked at me with a very squishy look, "What are you looking at! I haven't seen a phoenix before." !"
This is obviously the voice of Fatty! ! ! ! ! !Where is the earth, I want to go back! ! !
The fox man stared at me and the chick maliciously. I really couldn't connect the chick with the fat man. As for the phoenix, I didn't hear anything about it.
"The princess really couldn't wait to come to the auditorium. It's not bad. Although there is a little flaw in not changing the dress, but I believe that the king will not mind. Let the princess come down and prepare to pay homage."
"Shut down as you say! That fat man and this little comrade are so embarrassing!"
"??????" I remained silent.
"Hehe, it turns out that the members of the Phoenix clan are here, but you are only an examinee now, and I am an examiner." The fox man still had that annoying smirk, but did Phoenix look like this? ?I feel like Minecraft has cracked, a crack that will never be repaired.
"I won't go down, I won't go down~" The chick who looks like a fat man, well, let's call him Fenghuang. The ass swept my mouth, and I blew hard, blowing the fat man down.
"Little comrades, don't be ungrateful. Fatty, I saved you so quickly, and the bridge was demolished so soon!" The fat man flapped those two little wings with all his strength, and glared at me, but those two mung bean eyes really didn't work.
"Since the concubine wants to be with the king so impatiently, then I have nothing to say." The fox face seemed indifferent to me and the fat man's complete disregard for him, but he was still looking at us with a smile. Nothing, but what did he mean by that?
"Hehehe" the branch started to vibrate while holding me, the leaves were rattling, the fat man facing me flapped one wing in surprise, and tried to point the other wing at my back, trying not to fall off Hanging there, I was curious to turn my head to have a look, but there was no focus in mid-air, but the branches moved thoughtfully, what a thoughtful fart! ! !How are those corpses hanging from trees like bacon!And this tree has eyes!Is this still a tree?ah!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Think of a way!!!" I grabbed the fat man's furry body tightly, and shook it vigorously despite the fat man's eyes rolling.
"Let go?????? Let go??????? I'll peck it open for you??????"
"hurry up!!!"
I took a deep breath, retracted my stomach, stood upside down and did sit-ups, tightly grasped the rope binding my feet with my left hand, and began to pinch the fat man's pocket-sized body and violently hit the rope.
"You are pecking!"
The fat man was made to struggle violently by my rough movements, "Let go! Ah! Quick! Ugh! Mine! Ah! Nose! Ah! Nosebleed!!"
There were two suspicious red spots on the fat man's little red peck. When he found that he couldn't break free from my hand, he said to me fiercely, "Don't blame me, little comrade." The speed of the ear pecked my hand fiercely.
"what!"
"Ow~"
"bump!"
"what!"
I was pecked hard by the fat man, and I let go of the fat man's hand with an "ah!" in pain. At this moment, a sharp knife flew towards the top of the fat man's head, cutting I lost a layer of the fat man's scalp and the branch that tied me, so the fat man touched the bald head that had become the Mediterranean Sea, and immediately howled "嗤~"
Then I finally landed not long after, but the landing posture was not right, and there was a muffled sound of "touch!", and the pain made me yell "ah!" again, so the above is
"what!"
"Ow~"
"bump!"
"what!"
Four-tone explanation.
"Princess, the auspicious time has come, please move."
The creepy voice of the fox man sounded again, and my eyes moved up along the hem of the long ancient robe that appeared at my feet at some point, and then I saw the weird mask of the fox man, and the pair of risky eyes. Eyes with green light.
"I don't want!!! Let me go!"
Regardless of my struggle and objection, the fox man rudely pulled me up from the ground, and walked towards a place similar to an altar in front of the big tree demon. The altar was just a big waist-like altar The platform of the stone bed.
There is simply a flagon and two wine glasses on the stone platform, and there is nothing else. My struggle seems to be of no use to the fox man, a non-human being. When the stone platform inside was getting closer and closer, there was a sound of "bang!", and a bullet hit my feet accurately??????
The fox turned his head calmly and looked at Akui who suddenly appeared. Does anyone remember him? But it is hard to think that he is still alive. Could it be that he survived because everyone forgot about him?
"Ah, I didn't expect to miss one."
It was actually guessed by me, but Akui, although I am very happy that you still remember to save me, but can you stop shaking your hands all the time, and don't tell me that you are going to hold that pen that has also been forgotten for a long time Come and save me, but associating with Panzi’s soap and Fatty’s radish, I suddenly found that even if the bullet just came out of that pen, I would be very calm, really!The premise is that you have been targeting me ahhh! ! ! !
"Cowardly rats."
Fox Face grabbed me with one hand, raised the other hand, folded his five fingers, and waved lightly at Akui. Akui flew backwards like a piece of paper, hit the stone wall heavily, and made a loud sound. I slid to the ground with unknown life or death, I stared blankly at the fox man who turned around, still very calm, "Princess, please."
Until now, I have a very hazy feeling that everything seems to be unreal, from the strange notice, to those ghost blood corpses, and the sudden disappearance of the bottle of oil and what is said to be Phoenix looks like the little chicken's fat man, and Pan Zi's spell, but now, seeing the fox face waving his hand so lightly, Akui, who has been on the same road with me, is lying there with unknown life and death, but there is no Anyone show up, get him out, he needs treatment now, doesn't he?The truth suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and I couldn't refuse it at all. He was so cruel that I realized how naive and ignorant I was so far. Although I was scared all the way, I always held a kind of I am participating in this so-called assessment with a playful attitude. Now, I suddenly don't know what I am doing.
"open??????"
"Princess, please move."
"I tell you to let go! Akui needs treatment now!!!"
"Princess! Please stop your unreasonable trouble!"
I punched the fox man in the face fiercely. The fox man didn't seem to expect that I would suddenly become agitated. Maybe it was because I was a princess, so he was hit by me, and the mask on his face was also very tight. I fell down in response to the occasion, "Ah!" I looked at the fox man in horror, he was basically not human anymore, and I finally understood why the female ghost and the blood corpse would call the fox man a fox face. Hair, as long as a smirking fox, such a face
"Hee hee~ here we come~"
"We've been waiting for a long time~"
"Who! Who's talking!" I nervously asked Pan Zi next to me. I've grown into asking Pan Zi about anything now. After all, A Kui has a superficial appearance, and that boring oil bottle won't talk to me.
"I'm afraid the little third master heard it wrong. Come on, relax, take a deep breath, exhale?????? Don't be too nervous." Pan Zi, can you let go of your hand holding my arm before telling me to relax? ??????
"Pan Zi, it hurts me when you grab it. It's not that you can't grab it, but you can be gentle, haha??????"
"Little Third Master, I didn't grab you." He raised his hands innocently.
A Kui and Poker Ping are sitting across from each other, so, who is grabbing me!
"Ah, huh?????" The Poker bottle on the opposite side pulled me towards him. I was about to yell, but he covered my mouth. I could only struggle feebly. Damn, who touched the young master? ass!
"Do not talk."
Poker bottle let go of me, and I gave him a hard look, pervert!It's a pity he still has that paralyzed face.
"Hee hee, come~ come~~"
"Hehehehe"
Now not only I heard it, but everyone else heard it too. Pan Zi tightly held the spell that was said to be given by the third uncle. Akui shivered and shivered. With a calm look, my heart is not so nervous, and a satyr will be buried with me when I die??????
After the boat turned a corner, a cave shrouded in green light appeared in front of everyone. Rows of corpses were piled up, and occasionally there were one or two ghost lights. On the corpse, biting, seeing such a disgusting scene, Akui and I felt a little nauseous, and Poker Ping and Pan Zi still stared at the movement around them with normal expressions.
"Look!" Pan Zi called out softly, pointing to the stone wall on one side.
I followed his hand and looked over, and saw two coffins that looked like crystals inlaid on the stone wall. There were faint shadows of people in the coffins. Seeing this strange battle, we all dared not make a sound and speeded up the water. speed.
"Since you're here~ how can you leave without drinking a cup of tea? What a bunch of impolite brats~~"
"Hehe~ come~ my sister is going to punish the child who is not polite~~~"
A strange voice sounded close at hand, reverberating in this small corpse cave, it was creepy, just as the other party’s voice fell, the group of bugs that were originally incompatible with us swam towards us bustlingly. There is only one sentence in my mind, "The most poisonous woman's heart!!!!!!"
Bugs, big and small, quickly surrounded us. I almost reached into my bag, ready to take out paper and pen, and write a suicide note, but then I thought about it, we were all wiped out, and no one wrote it. Take it out, it's better to kill yourself as soon as possible than to watch yourself being eaten by bugs and leaving only a bare skeleton.
"Jade Fire Art!" Pan Zi's voice came into my ears clearly, the so-called curiosity kills the cat, so I still chose to turn my head to look at Pan Zi in this situation, only to see Pan Zi playing handsome?Take death as home?Standing at the bow of the boat, holding those counterfeit goods that are said to be given by my third uncle, those counterfeit goods do not seem too watery, burning green fire light, although the green light seems to be in this hole with countless corpses On the contrary, it increased the terror effect of the opponent, but it was still effective in stopping the army of insects within the weak light range that was about to be extinguished at any time.
"Huh~" The green fire went out?????? My damn crow's mouth.
"Pan Zi! Light up the fire!"
"Spell! Use the Purple Fire Talisman!"
"I can't remember where!"
"Oh shit!"
"I found it! Haoxuan Tianji, the purple talisman, set it!" Cooperating with the spell, Pan Zi formed a strange handprint with both hands, and the two fingers in the handprint tightly clamped the purple talisman, which seemed to be a bit more Unfortunately, compared to the green light that lasted for at least a while, the purple light this time is weaker and flickering, very unstable, although I really want to comfort myself that this may be this kind of purple talisman It is a pity that the truth is always cruel.
As the purple light flickers on and off, the army of insects and insects repeats the cycle of purple light brightening, stopping, purple light extinguishing, and advancing.
Although it looks funny, Chong Chong is still moving forward! ! !
"Tsk!"
Poker Finger impatiently untied the long cloth bag he had been carrying behind his back all the time, and took out a black knife with gold in it. I knew that this kind of black gold knife was a good one, and Poker Finger picked it up neatly. The knife was slashed towards the hand, everyone's eyes, in fact, were my eyes alone, Pan Zi couldn't take care of himself, A Kui had already fainted from fright, I was staring at the oil bottle, and suddenly a gust of cold wind blew on my neck.
Although I used to see ghost movies like this, and I used to laugh at it for being too old-fashioned, but now I have to say that this is simply a trick that ghosts and ghosts never tire of. The directors are really well-intentioned. When I told us what would happen when we met a ghost, it was a pity that I looked back and laughed that I was already at a loss.I was fixed in place and couldn't be entangled, BUT, can you kill Big Sister Ghost if you want, don't touch it anymore!
"Hehe, it's so cute~ This reflects the cuteness of the scum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"As expected of that kid from Wu Sansheng to be the king's concubine, what a young girl~" Wait, I seem to have heard a key word!
"Ah, it's getting late, the king probably can't wait, hehe~"
"That's right, the descendants of the Zhang family are going to have bloodletting, let's hurry up."
"Hehe~"
Feeling my ass being pinched hard, I fell into darkness again, why is it always me who gets hurt.
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☆, married? ! NO!
"Mie hahaha~ Look at the tender little face~ It's so easy to touch."
"Go, as long as it is a living person, it is easier to touch than you!"
"Ah~ you bloody corpse, you're impatient to live. How dare you say that my sister and I, after living for hundreds of years, can't you think about dying again?"
"Blood corpse! Those exam guys are here, go and guard."
"Haha, after so many years, finally some fresh blood wants to join us~~I'll go~"
??
"Fox face, don't you tell him that people from the Zhang family are also in this team?"
"He won't die anyway, it doesn't matter."
"It's really ruthless. However, if Wu Sansheng was not willing to send his direct descendants of the Wu family this time, the king would not risk offending the Zhang family and agree to take the exam for the Zhang family."
"That's right? That Zhang family boy is really powerful, he just let out some blood, and I'm so scared that my feet go limp??????"
"Little brother~ Don't sleep when you wake up, it's not good for your health~"
"Oh hehe~ Elder sister, you should be called Wangfei~"
"Ah, that's right~ little princess, don't sleep~"
I wanted to cry without tears and opened my eyes, and in my heart, I sprayed my third uncle's bloody scolding, grandma's, the young master is also the only remaining baby bump of the Wu family, third uncle, you just sold me like this, where is your conscience? ! ! !
Although I was extremely reluctant, I still opened my eyes. I believe everyone has seen A Chinese Ghost Story. Those who haven’t seen it, please don’t watch it. Those who have, please prepare your brooms and mops. , Put the director in a sack!Drag it back and bind your feet!Look at the unrealistic and beautiful female ghost, and then look at the one in front of me, he (please note, it's him! Not her!) is the boatman who died so badly! ! ! ! !
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
I scrambled back and forth, and fell down a stone platform miserably. I was so painful that my tears almost came out. At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, and an elegant figure in white gauze stopped in front of my eyes. Come on, pick me up easily, and look up, this, isn't this the old man whose whereabouts are unknown? !
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
"Death~, although she is not as good as my sister~ but I can't scream so much~" The old man in a white gauze dress looked at the person beside him shyly. It should be human, at least he still has human shape.
"I hate it~, it's my sister, you are too modest~" Another captain Baisha said and still gave me a wink, I couldn't help it, I wanted to vomit??????
The arm was lifted up forcibly, and my tears were about to flow down due to the pain. I followed my arm and looked up. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask. I should be glad that he was wearing a mask ? !Look at those wolf eyes, what a god, what a god, what a god~~~~ (in an infinite loop)
"I'm going to take the princess to make up." The calm tone was lifeless,
"Make up!?" I'm a man, okay, a man! ! ! !
The masked man didn't answer my question, but was slowly changing. Do you want to see a living person who has changed dramatically?Then I advise you not to watch it in the future, especially since this is not a living person, this masked man suddenly turned into a beautiful woman in front of my eyes!Dude, can you squeak before you change, can you not bring such a scary ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! !
I opened my eyes wide and looked at this beautiful woman in horror, you must come here, I, I, I, I have practiced Tai Chi! ! !It's a pity that the big beauty couldn't hear my heart, so she dragged me into a stone room similar to a women's boudoir, and took the small boxes on the table to wipe my face.
Looking at the weird color getting closer and closer to my face, "stop!"
Unexpectedly, the female ghost really stopped obediently, "This thing won't expire, will it hurt your skin or something? Scars or something, but you are sure he won't corrode, what if your king doesn't like the corroded blood and blood?"
The female ghost tilted her head to be pure?Lovely looking at me, when I felt a little embarrassed by her, she rushed out with those strange boxes, she, believe it? !
I suddenly have a sense of guilt for deceiving the pure flowers in the tomb that have not been blown by wind and rain??????
BUT, isn't now the best time to run away, who can tell me why I spend so long thinking here and there, wasting time~~~~~~
Just when I reached the door, I saw that female ghost running back in a hurry, followed by a strange shadow.
I took a closer look at the shadow, just in time for the shadow to lower its head, when the head was lifted up, it became very huge, almost wider than his shoulders, this kind of fear can't be expressed in words, I just Feeling numb in the scalp, I yelled uncontrollably: "There are ghosts again!" Why do I always encounter ghosts in this situation, but, big sister, this is your lair anyway! ! ! !Come on, show off your aura of a local snake, okay? ! ! ! !And don't bring it here! ! !
Almost at the same time, I saw the owner of the shadow, a monster with a huge head!Holding a strange weapon in his hand, in the semi-darkness, that deformed big head is much more terrifying than any monster you can imagine.
It's getting closer, it's getting closer, but my legs are like being filled with lead, and I can't move until the female ghost quickly runs past me. How can you leave the princess here to fend for yourself, big sister? Ahhhhh! ! ! !
Not to be outdone, the monster rushed over and ran in front of me, and was illuminated by the faint light from the room.
I can see the monster for what it is, it's like... like a guy with a big crock on his head... shit, your grandpa's.
My extreme fear immediately turned into extreme anger. It turned out that it was indeed a person with a large earthen jar on his head, a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian pose. Hole, two thieves looking out through this hole, very hateful.
I was so angry that I picked up the stool that I had been holding in my hand from the room and threw it on the pot. The pot fell to the ground in pieces, and the man in the pot also showed his true face, a fat man? ?????
"Ah, fat man, look at the stool!"
"Wow, dare to hit your grandfather me, watch the fist!"
I irrationally punched and kicked this fat man who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and tilted my nerves to my heart's content since I received the notice, although I found that I seemed to receive more punches Some, but I still feel that the uncomfortable feeling in my chest that was a little swollen seems to be pierced by something, and it is slowly shrinking, which makes me much more comfortable.We hit the house from the aisle, smashed everything in the house, and extinguished the only spark, until it was dark all around, and when we didn't know where we were, we were all tired and paralyzed on the ground.
The fat man seemed to be delighted by my vicious fists and embroidered legs, and he squinted his eyes with joy, "Little comrade, it's not easy for us to meet someone alive here, so we have to be united, right? Aren’t punches and kicks destroying revolutionary sentiments~” The fat man brought Beijing movies when he opened his mouth, and I sat on the ground exhausted, ignoring the fat man.
"Hey~ Comrade Xiao also came to take the college exam? Not bad, not bad, I have a future, this is my second exam, if I can't pass it, I will go to other colleges! Doesn't it mean that gold always shines~"
As soon as I heard it, I was excited, college, college, college again, I had a headache thinking about what kind of ghost college I heard a few times along the way, and nothing good happened every time!When I was about to grab the fat man's collar to ask questions, there was a very small sound from the fat man's side, so the bricks under me disappeared gorgeously, and I felt my body falling rapidly.
"Fatty man!!!!!! I'm a ghost and I won't let you go, sir!!!!!!!"
Before I finished shouting, I fell on my buttocks. Before I was in a hurry to rejoice that my life was saved, a heavy object slammed on the young master's body, and he died immediately.
"Die~~~~Fat~~~~~~~Son~~~~"
When I was trembling and about to strangle this fat man, the person on my body jumped away neatly, "Fire, open!"
A faint flame appeared in front of my eyes, and it also illuminated the person in front of me. "Ah, little third master, long time no see." Pan Zi.
It was Pan Zi!Although I haven't known him for too long, it's inevitable that I'm excited to meet someone I know in this situation, so I was about to speak, when there came a scream like a pig, "Help, help!" Ahhh!!!!!!"
It was the voice of that fat man, and it was getting closer and closer. I pulled Pan Zi and ran in the opposite direction without hesitation. Pan Zi didn't know, so he followed me without asking any questions. Overestimating his own speed and underestimating the fat man's potential, the fat man quickly followed up, still muttering about how this is so unloved by his compatriots, what he did not save, the things behind him were very cooperative There was a neat sound.
Don't look back, don't look back, even though I said that, I still looked back curiously, and then accelerated to run forward, why are there so many bugs! ! ! !
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☆, a murder caused by a fart!
In fact, I am a good person, at least I think so during the many years I have lived, but now I am forced to marry and chased by bugs, God, don’t you take care of me anymore?
I tried my best to not be overwhelmed by the army of bugs. I think I have made up for the physical education class I skipped before. Is this retribution!But it's too late to come!
I ran forward quickly, and I didn't know how many turns I turned, how many lanes I ran, and I opened a long distance from Panzi and Fatty in front, and sometimes I even followed them by listening to their footsteps. Then, at the Nth turn, I saw an acquaintance, Poker Bottle.Maybe it was because the situation at the time didn't allow me to think too much, but why can I see him in such a place where I can't even see my own fingers! ! ! !
He was still carrying an ancient black gold knife on his back, and he took a leisurely glance at me who was running wildly, and then walked towards the army of bugs. When I saw it, I got anxious and shouted at him, "Hey, there are bugs over there!"
He ignored me, and still walked leisurely behind us as if walking in his own backyard. I saw that he didn't seem to understand what I was saying, so he acted directly, grabbed his hand, and continued to run forward. He didn't break away from my hand, just glanced at me lightly, turned around, and ran with me.
I grabbed the oil bottle and ran forward like a headless fly. Just when I finally had no strength, my brain was starved of oxygen, and I was about to pass out, I finally saw Pan Zi spread out in a large font on the ground in an aisle. And Fatty, Pan Zi was weakly holding a piece of burning paper and trying to maintain the light. When I saw them spread out on the ground, my original momentum was gone, and I fell to the ground all of a sudden. He pulled me, and it didn't look ugly, but I was so tired that I couldn't even lift my hands.
"Grandma, now?????? Even if the ancestors come here, Fatty, I won't run away!"
"Haha, brother, you guys are here too."
The sound of Xixisuosuo is getting louder and louder, which means that these insects are getting closer and closer. I thought with a wry smile, I should have written my suicide note if I knew at that time.
"Hey, I've run out of fire talismans, and this one won't last long." "Hey, I said this comrade, isn't he looking for death if he didn't bring enough equipment for the exam?!" The fat man's cursing voice eased in time In the atmosphere, Pan Zi followed suit and replied, "It's better than someone who only looks for trouble." After Pan Zi's words fell, the fire in his hand shook twice and went out.
The ink-like darkness swallowed everyone up again, leaving the Porky Oil Bottle where the old god was present. For some reason, he could still be seen in such a dark place, but Pan Zi and Fatty didn't ask any questions. Maybe now is not a good time to ask questions, so I also kept silent.
With a sound of "cha", the surroundings lit up again, and everyone looked at the source of the fire, which was me.
"Is something wrong?"
"Little third master, when did you learn this trick?"
"Yo, little comrade is not bad!"
"This is a lighter??????"
There is a saying that goes well, God opened a window for you and closed all your exits!The weird clucking, clucking sound rang out, making people creepy in the dark corridor.
"Blood Corpse." Pokerfing's faint voice sounded in the darkness. I don't know why, but with just such a faint sentence, I suddenly felt that I wasn't so nervous, but what should I do with the group of bugs in front of me! !And why is that blood corpse so familiar?ah!Isn't he the blood corpse mentioned at that time? ! (See the beginning of Chapter 5 for details) It is said that he will not die!
"Hehehe, candidates, accept the exam, hehe, I will not show mercy, hehe, I will eat you one by one, hehehe, I haven't had such fresh food for a long time, hehehe" The bloody corpse gradually Come out, to be honest, I don't really want to describe the appearance of this Mr. Blood Corpse in detail, because it's really, really disgusting.
Poker-Face was still standing there without doing anything. I quietly swallowed and glanced at Pan Zi and Fatty. Out of that long-forgotten Diaopai soap??????? Pan Zi, you still carry it.
Pan Zi opened the package neatly and took out a piece of soap. For some reason, I seemed to see the soap turned into a grenade at this moment. I have been irritated recently, so I have hallucinations now! ! !But when Pan Zi was calmly about to pull out the safety bolt of the grenade, someone finally stopped him. It turns out that there are still people from Earth here??????
"That thing is too dangerous, Fatty, let me do it."
"?????? Alright?" Pan Zi looked at the fat man with extreme distrust for a long time before putting away the grenade in his hand.
"Hmph, Master Fatty will let you guys know that you guys can't afford to hurt Master Fatty!"
Fatty didn't know where to find a white radish. I clearly heard Pan Zi's disdainful voice, but why did you run around with the white radish, Fatty!Is it for dessert when that blood corpse eats us all, or do you plan to discuss with that blood corpse and give him this radish so that he can let us go?
The strangest thing was that when Pokerfing at the side saw the fat man take out the white radish that was more funny than life-saving, his paralyzed face changed color. It's a big deal, is it true that this fat man will rescue us with this white radish, or is that blood corpse actually a vegetarian?Still prefer white radish?
Then, the fat man ate the white radish very quickly, and Pan Zi on the side laughed loudly. Even the blood corpse, who was originally an enemy, looked at the fat man expectantly just now, and now he couldn't help but sigh. The face was disappointed, but the Poker bottle on the side took out a small bag from his pocket without changing his face, grabbed a handful of powdery things from the bag, and sprinkled it on the ground, and then a small bag appeared on the ground. Yes, just enough to enclose a person's small image array, the image array emits a faint golden light, and the oil bottle disappears, I must be dazzled, yes, it must be, I didn't meet the oil bottle just now, Didn't drag him here, stuffy oil bottles and everything are just clouds??????
Just as I was shocked at the fact that Pokerfing ran away like that, there was a strange sound from Fatty's side. In fact, the sound was nothing at first. After all, it was reasonable for such a sound to appear there, but now he Appearing in this kind of place, this kind of occasion is very weird, the fat man farted??????
As for why I knew it was the fat man farting, it was because of a burst of green, extremely poisonous gas spreading around the fat man, and a few bugs that were closer immediately twitched Yes, die??????
Seeing that the coverage of the green gas is getting bigger and bigger, the scene was a little chaotic for a while. First, I was burned by a lighter that had been lit for a long time, so the lighter died heroically. Pan Zi didn't know what he was doing, so he sent out a series of The terrible sound, just when I was at a loss, I finally smelled an indescribable smell, a mixture of expired toilet water and the smell of toilets that have not been cleaned for months that can make people vomit, I'm going to vomit.
Holding my breath hurriedly, I spread my feet and ran in a random direction. On the way, something seemed to land on my head. It seemed to be a living thing. I clearly felt something like a claw grabbing my head. Hair, because I was holding my breath, I didn't care about him, but what I didn't expect is that people who are unlucky drink cold water will get stuffed between their teeth. I ran and ran, and found myself thrown into the air inexplicably.
"Help, ah, ah, ah."
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☆, 7, who can tell me where the earth is!I want to go back!
"Little comrade, calm down when things happen."
Fatty's voice that makes people want to be flattened sounded in my head, I subconsciously looked up, but saw a very familiar person standing on the ground looking at me in surprise, let's call him a person for now, that is That big beauty who abandoned me as a princess and ran away, how could he be here, how could he be here!Ah ah ah ah ah!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"changed!The woman turned back into the man with the fox face! ! !
They all said to calm down, a fluffy thing slapped my face heavily, it didn't hurt very much, it was itchy, after all, the feathers of a chicken are very soft, but why did a chicken appear in front of my eyes? Yellow chick ah ah ah ah! ! !To be honest, that chick is a bit outrageously fat, but what I think is even more outrageous is that he can still fly. The two mung beans looked at me with a very squishy look, "What are you looking at! I haven't seen a phoenix before." !"
This is obviously the voice of Fatty! ! ! ! ! !Where is the earth, I want to go back! ! !
The fox man stared at me and the chick maliciously. I really couldn't connect the chick with the fat man. As for the phoenix, I didn't hear anything about it.
"The princess really couldn't wait to come to the auditorium. It's not bad. Although there is a little flaw in not changing the dress, but I believe that the king will not mind. Let the princess come down and prepare to pay homage."
"Shut down as you say! That fat man and this little comrade are so embarrassing!"
"??????" I remained silent.
"Hehe, it turns out that the members of the Phoenix clan are here, but you are only an examinee now, and I am an examiner." The fox man still had that annoying smirk, but did Phoenix look like this? ?I feel like Minecraft has cracked, a crack that will never be repaired.
"I won't go down, I won't go down~" The chick who looks like a fat man, well, let's call him Fenghuang. The ass swept my mouth, and I blew hard, blowing the fat man down.
"Little comrades, don't be ungrateful. Fatty, I saved you so quickly, and the bridge was demolished so soon!" The fat man flapped those two little wings with all his strength, and glared at me, but those two mung bean eyes really didn't work.
"Since the concubine wants to be with the king so impatiently, then I have nothing to say." The fox face seemed indifferent to me and the fat man's complete disregard for him, but he was still looking at us with a smile. Nothing, but what did he mean by that?
"Hehehe" the branch started to vibrate while holding me, the leaves were rattling, the fat man facing me flapped one wing in surprise, and tried to point the other wing at my back, trying not to fall off Hanging there, I was curious to turn my head to have a look, but there was no focus in mid-air, but the branches moved thoughtfully, what a thoughtful fart! ! !How are those corpses hanging from trees like bacon!And this tree has eyes!Is this still a tree?ah!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Think of a way!!!" I grabbed the fat man's furry body tightly, and shook it vigorously despite the fat man's eyes rolling.
"Let go?????? Let go??????? I'll peck it open for you??????"
"hurry up!!!"
I took a deep breath, retracted my stomach, stood upside down and did sit-ups, tightly grasped the rope binding my feet with my left hand, and began to pinch the fat man's pocket-sized body and violently hit the rope.
"You are pecking!"
The fat man was made to struggle violently by my rough movements, "Let go! Ah! Quick! Ugh! Mine! Ah! Nose! Ah! Nosebleed!!"
There were two suspicious red spots on the fat man's little red peck. When he found that he couldn't break free from my hand, he said to me fiercely, "Don't blame me, little comrade." The speed of the ear pecked my hand fiercely.
"what!"
"Ow~"
"bump!"
"what!"
I was pecked hard by the fat man, and I let go of the fat man's hand with an "ah!" in pain. At this moment, a sharp knife flew towards the top of the fat man's head, cutting I lost a layer of the fat man's scalp and the branch that tied me, so the fat man touched the bald head that had become the Mediterranean Sea, and immediately howled "嗤~"
Then I finally landed not long after, but the landing posture was not right, and there was a muffled sound of "touch!", and the pain made me yell "ah!" again, so the above is
"what!"
"Ow~"
"bump!"
"what!"
Four-tone explanation.
"Princess, the auspicious time has come, please move."
The creepy voice of the fox man sounded again, and my eyes moved up along the hem of the long ancient robe that appeared at my feet at some point, and then I saw the weird mask of the fox man, and the pair of risky eyes. Eyes with green light.
"I don't want!!! Let me go!"
Regardless of my struggle and objection, the fox man rudely pulled me up from the ground, and walked towards a place similar to an altar in front of the big tree demon. The altar was just a big waist-like altar The platform of the stone bed.
There is simply a flagon and two wine glasses on the stone platform, and there is nothing else. My struggle seems to be of no use to the fox man, a non-human being. When the stone platform inside was getting closer and closer, there was a sound of "bang!", and a bullet hit my feet accurately??????
The fox turned his head calmly and looked at Akui who suddenly appeared. Does anyone remember him? But it is hard to think that he is still alive. Could it be that he survived because everyone forgot about him?
"Ah, I didn't expect to miss one."
It was actually guessed by me, but Akui, although I am very happy that you still remember to save me, but can you stop shaking your hands all the time, and don't tell me that you are going to hold that pen that has also been forgotten for a long time Come and save me, but associating with Panzi’s soap and Fatty’s radish, I suddenly found that even if the bullet just came out of that pen, I would be very calm, really!The premise is that you have been targeting me ahhh! ! ! !
"Cowardly rats."
Fox Face grabbed me with one hand, raised the other hand, folded his five fingers, and waved lightly at Akui. Akui flew backwards like a piece of paper, hit the stone wall heavily, and made a loud sound. I slid to the ground with unknown life or death, I stared blankly at the fox man who turned around, still very calm, "Princess, please."
Until now, I have a very hazy feeling that everything seems to be unreal, from the strange notice, to those ghost blood corpses, and the sudden disappearance of the bottle of oil and what is said to be Phoenix looks like the little chicken's fat man, and Pan Zi's spell, but now, seeing the fox face waving his hand so lightly, Akui, who has been on the same road with me, is lying there with unknown life and death, but there is no Anyone show up, get him out, he needs treatment now, doesn't he?The truth suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and I couldn't refuse it at all. He was so cruel that I realized how naive and ignorant I was so far. Although I was scared all the way, I always held a kind of I am participating in this so-called assessment with a playful attitude. Now, I suddenly don't know what I am doing.
"open??????"
"Princess, please move."
"I tell you to let go! Akui needs treatment now!!!"
"Princess! Please stop your unreasonable trouble!"
I punched the fox man in the face fiercely. The fox man didn't seem to expect that I would suddenly become agitated. Maybe it was because I was a princess, so he was hit by me, and the mask on his face was also very tight. I fell down in response to the occasion, "Ah!" I looked at the fox man in horror, he was basically not human anymore, and I finally understood why the female ghost and the blood corpse would call the fox man a fox face. Hair, as long as a smirking fox, such a face
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