[Pan Xie] Wu Xie's Magical Campus Life
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I knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response from several sides of the room, probably because I was really absent.
But when I think of the indecent smile in the black glasses and those inexplicable words, I must figure out what's going on!
Is it fun to lie to me like this? !So is the old fox of Uncle San, and so is the bastard Poker Ping, they are all bastards! !
"Ahhhhhh, you bastard!"
So, that bastard Poker-Face did not return all night, and I also stayed in the living room overnight.
In the morning, my head was a little dizzy. After all, I haven't stayed up late for a long time, and this time I still have a full stomach, which makes my head dizzy.
It wasn't any better until some elf came to deliver breakfast.
"What is this?" Looking at the list handed over by the elf, I asked curiously.
"It's your class schedule for this semester."
"School schedule?" After taking the schedule, the little elf disappeared, and I didn't pay attention to it, just looked at the schedule.
It's strange, it's a class schedule, but there's only class time and place, not even the teacher's introduction. What's even more strange is that there is only one class on this list, and the rest are blank.
Looking at the timetable in my hand, I really hope it's just because the school hasn't had time to schedule classes yet.
Just when I was so ashamed of the class schedule in my hand, the door of Pokerfing's room opened from the inside.
The same pullover hoodie and a pair of jeans came out of the room flatly, sat across from me, glanced at me, and said nothing.
He picked up the bread on the table and ate it.
"Ah, brother, good morning."
I stared blankly at Poker Face sitting across from me, and asked a little dull morning, but suddenly thought that I seemed to have been waiting for him at the door all night, but now he came out of the room??????
"Well, brother, why did you come out of the room?" I obviously didn't mean to say that! ! !I should have grabbed him by the collar and said boy, I have been waiting for you for a long time, no, it should be boy, you are actually in the room, and you didn’t open the door for me, and it’s not this! ! !Why didn't I dare to say anything when I saw Poker Ping's dead face! ! ! !
"Attend class."
"haha, really."
How could I laugh so aggrievedly! ! ! !Ask the point!Wu Xie!You have to ask the point! ! !Do not be afraid of evil forces! !
"That little brother, I looked for you yesterday, but you weren't in the room?"
You should ask why you didn't open the door for me! ! !Wu Xie, you are promising, okay? ! !
"Well, I just used the teleportation array to go straight back to the room."
I have an urge to want to die, I'm waiting for you all night, I'm in vain!I'm a little angry, although I don't dare to say anything to Poker Bottle, but I can't be so spineless! !
"Brother, I have something to tell you!" I mustered up the courage to look at Poker Bottle.
Poker bottle also seemed to be looking at me in surprise, but there was still no expression on his face, but it should be considered a kind of surprise when he looked up at me.
"what's up?"
"Well, I heard a senior with black glasses say that I made a contract with you?????? Ah, of course, I think it's a joke, but I still want to ask, after all, you are too party."
"There is a contract between us."
"Ugh?"
I looked at Poker bottle in bewilderment and shock, what language was he speaking just now, alien language?It's still what I heard.
"I'll talk about it later when I get back. Go to class now."
"What, what?"
Does this send me off?no? !
Poker bottle saw that I was still staring at him blankly, picked up the school schedule that I was looking at just now on the table, and handed it to me.
On X, X, XXXX, gather at the West Grove of Central Island at X o'clock.
Isn't it just waiting for a while!I actually forgot! ! !
I was in a hurry to find Xiaojiu, but I saw Xiaojiu sleeping with the fox man in love with each other. The two balls of fur are so cute, but has this fox man mutated? He has been so quiet until now, even if he can’t speak. It shouldn't be like this.Looking at Poker Ping with some puzzlement, Poker Ping just glanced at the fox man indifferently, and said: "It has been completely sealed by the guards, and everything has been forgotten. Now it is just a newborn dog. It's just a spirit beast with a shell, the supervisor said it would be sent over, but I didn't expect it to be so early."
That's right, after sending it, I was burdened with a huge debt?????? Supervisor, do I have a problem with you?Why can I be so unlucky when I touch you??????
But knowing that the fox man is no longer a fox man, I feel relieved, but judging from my fortune that I will decline when I meet a supervisor, I will look at the fox man again, who is on the sofa in a small group, I still have reservations alright.
Taking Xiaojiu out of the fox man's arms, the fox man also woke up, whimpered twice, and looked at Xiaojiu in my arms with some reluctance. These two little guys have only been together for one night. That's all, the fox man saw that I was unmoved, jumped off the sofa, followed me, ran around at my feet, and vowed not to give up if he didn't follow Xiaojiu. With perseverance, I have no choice but to bring the fox man with me.
Poker-Face glanced at me, and took out a small purse from his arms, which looked familiar to me, it seemed to be the one that Poker-Face used to escape when the fat man farted in the assessment before school started.
"Ah, this can also be used in school."
"Stand in, and I'll take you to the place."
Poker-Face said flatly, I was so happy when I heard that, I never thought that there is such a method.I just don't know where this powder is sold.
"Hey, little brother, where can I buy this kind of powder? I'll buy some too, so I don't have to ride Xiaojiu around every day. You know how embarrassing it is for a big man to ride a rabbit."
It's a pity that Poker Bottle didn't even look at me, he just reached out and squeezed out a small handful of powder from the pouch, and sprinkled it on the ground.
"The powder of pursuit, connecting the road to the other side, sent me to the predetermined place."
The magic circle that I had seen once appeared again under the feet of Poker-Face and I. I looked at the magic circle under my feet curiously. I really couldn't imagine that such a small amount of powder could be turned into such a big magic circle.
Having said that, until now, although I think I have some immunity to this world, and I will no longer jump up and down in fright like before, but fundamentally speaking, I still know nothing about this world. However, I looked at the timetable in my hand, and suddenly had a very strange feeling. It was a feeling that I could finally integrate into this world and have such a place in this world. It was no longer like looking at my friends during the exam, life and death were unknown. , I can’t do anything, and I have to rely on the protection of others to survive the sense of powerlessness. Maybe I will follow such an opportunity and become able to protect my friends in times of danger.
I stood in the magic circle full of confidence, a glaring white light flashed in front of my eyes, until the white light slowly disappeared, and a strange scene appeared in front of my eyes, in the distance, the fat man, and the Poker Bottle beside me, and Pan Children are their most important partners.
"Fatty~~" I shouted happily to Fatty, at this moment, a magic circle similar to Poker Bottle appeared beside me.
As the white light faded, a black pair of glasses appeared in front of the three of us.
Black glasses appeared in the magic circle with an evil smile.
"Hi~ students, teacher, I'm not late, am I~"
The author has something to say: La la~ Did you guess that the black glasses would be the teacher~~~ Dese~
It’s only three thousand days before I said that there will be a daily update, and there will be no daily update in just two days. I am ashamed and extremely sorry.
Sanqian retakes the exam in the past few days, so he is reviewing. He started coding just after the exam today~ Sanqian will make up the missing chapters in the past few days! (Make a fist! Really!)
☆, Deception
I clearly saw a group of mud horses whizzing by in front of my eyes, isn't this person a senior?Why are you a teacher now! ?Is this school really going to collapse? !Even the students have to come to teach? !
However, it seemed that I was the only one who had this kind of thought. Just when I thought that at least the fat man would raise objections, and then realized that this school was abnormal, the fat man shouted excitedly: "My God, senior! This time The school is really awesome. After I met the senior last time, I went back and checked and found that the senior was actually a celebrity in the school. I’m so naive. Let me tell you, the senior is one of the few strong people who can reach the eighth grade at a young age. Ah, it's so powerful!!!"
Fatty, the point is not here, okay! ! ! ! !
Haven't you noticed how weird this person is? !Don't you have anything to rant about? !He is a senior, ah, is it really okay to let a student teach? !
?????? By the way, there seems to be a problem with the direction of your attention naively?
"What's the teacher's name?"
Looking at the dog-legged expression of the fat man who can no longer be dog-legged, I clearly understand that in this world, no one will understand me. I guess I am the most normal person here. However, for another In this way, I am afraid that he is also the most abnormal person?????? Immediately I burst into tears.
Too bad no one seems to think so except me??????
The fat man was very excited and leaned over with dog legs, his originally round face changed from glutinous rice balls to steamed stuffed buns.
"Do you remember me? I bought a book from you once, sir."
"??????" Fatty, can you be more doggy?
"Haha, of course I remember, as long as it is my customer, I will remember, and I will remember to take care of my business next time, little brother."
"That is, that is."
"If you don't take care of it, be careful~"
"That's, that??????" The fat man choked on the spot, "?????? Senior, are you joking?"
"Do you think I'm joking? My junior will buy more things in the future~~~I bought a certain amount of end-of-term packages~~Dear~~"
As soon as he heard the words that the end-of-semester package was over, the fat man instantly revived, and the hands holding the black glasses were trembling with excitement, "That's for sure! Teacher!"
Who can tell me what I see now, could it be the legendary unspoken school rules! ?How could this world be so depraved! ! !
I secretly touched the card in the bag, I still owe 260 million RMB! ! ! !The end-of-term package is there! ! ! !I also really want to unspoken rules ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
"Okay, let's end the emotional contact before class, and now the formal class begins." Hei Glasses helped his iconic black sunglasses and began to introduce: "Everyone can call me Hei Glasses directly. I am handsome and suave. , with a casual temperament, from today onwards, I will be the teacher of the three of you." The black glasses said and paused here, although I didn't know where he was looking at with the sunglasses on, but just now I felt that he seemed to be looking at the little brother before continuing. : "I know you must all be wondering why the freshmen in the first grade are brought by me, a senior. Here I might as well tell you, it's because the silent cool guy among you is a seventh grader. Yes, you are only one level lower than me, SO, in view of the special nature of your group, I was sent here." The black glasses shrugged, looking innocent.
"Because one of you has reached the seventh grade, so if you have any problems in your studies in the future, if you can't solve it, you can go to him. If he can't, then don't look for me. If you look for me, you will wait until the end of the semester." Just die." The black glasses said here and smiled at me and the fat man with malicious intentions, showing a mouthful of white teeth.
Threat! ! !Naked threats ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
Black glasses, what about your professional ethics as a teacher! ?How can you let such a person be a teacher in school? Are you tirelessly teaching or destroying others? !
It's a pity that under the absolute strength of black glasses and black robes, the same strength as a certain one, it's a pity that I have been watching the sky at 45 degrees or being ignored by vacuum people who have been in a daze. Fatty and I can only accept it silently with tears. Such a destructive teacher.
Life, oh life, the tireless life of being ruined.
The next thing is very simple. In fact, the black glasses directly told us the content of the final exam and the learning goals for this semester. Obviously, there will be something that you never think of, and then it will tell you what you will take the test the day before the test, and then watch you face ashen, life is worse than death, after you are desperate, painful, struggling and have to beg him , Laughing in a very perverted voice, then expressly hinted that you will pay a large bribe, and then told you how you might pass, so I watched your exam pass with the mentality of watching a drama! ! ! ! !
He would, he would absolutely do it, because if it were me, I would ??????
Mom, your son is not innocent anymore??????
But when I heard the corner of the mouth in the black glasses pick 45 degrees, and then said something in a tone that was very much trying to make people doubt the authenticity of what he said
"So, three students, let's stop talking nonsense now, and start announcing the content of the final exam directly. The time is set in a week."
Announce your sister! ! ! !Nonsense your sister ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !It's only the first class today, what's the matter, I just signed up for it yesterday!Is there ah ah ah ah! ! ! !Where did our tuition fees go? ! ! ! !This is the final exam! ! ! ! ! !What are you going to do with me for a week, kill yourself faster! ! !When I think about the entrance exam that has not been passed for a long time, I can basically see the exam that has no future for me. This time I will die, I will really die! ! ! ! !
"The content of this exam is determined by lottery. Basically, when you are assigned to each teacher's class, the lottery is over. That is to say, your final exam is now a nail in the iron wall. It will not be changed." The black glasses happily showed eight white teeth and smiled at us.
??????Actually, you don’t have to laugh, we are already very scared! !Except my brother.
"Originally, my plan was to draw a lottery with the teacher's free choice or a looser scope, so that I can think of something you will never think of during the exam, and then tell you the day before the exam, so that I can see your face ashamed. , Life is worse than death, let you beg me with countless good things after despair, struggle, and pain, I can count the money while telling you how you might live, and then I can watch a good show .Life, oh life, is really beautiful."
?????? You said it so bluntly, it really embarrassed me??????
Fatty's face has turned from white to blue to black, then green, and now it is becoming more colorful.
The little brother is still in a daze with the 45-degree bright and sad staring at the sky.
"Unfortunately." Black Glasses continued in a very, very disappointed tone: "I won a devil's lottery."
"You know, even though I'm perverted, at least I'll let you live, provided you're usually sensible." He rubbed his black-glasses thumb and index finger together, implying that he paid enough money usually, "But This devil's lottery will kill you if you are not careful, especially if you have a rookie with you." The black glasses looked at me helplessly, "I guess I won't have a year-end bonus when I first took office, which is really an open door Unfavorable, originally I thought there was a seventh grader in the class, and the bonuses for these four years would be easy, alas, the oil bottle and the like are the most annoying."
?????? I didn't even hear it.
The author has something to say: I finally updated TT
☆、Devil Exam
"The devil's exam, in fact, is to go to a specific place with the students led by the teacher who got the devil's lottery like me to pick up a specific thing. Whichever team gets the thing back will pass it, and the one who loses it will die. There is a time limit. one semester."
"It's over?" I was shocked.
"It's not over."
Black glasses, can you finish it in one breath! !
The black glasses calmly ignored my hostile gaze, and continued: "For this exam, what you need to find is one of the five great treasures of the college, the Xuanwu Mirror."
"The above is the content of this exam. Come here to gather at this time today, a week later, and I will take you to the location of the exam. You two remember to go back and give me a good review, don't just talk dumb when the time comes Hind legs!"
The black glasses waved his hands, and he was about to take out the teleportation powder from his pocket.
"What, this is the end?!" I continued to be shocked.
"Teacher, how can you be so eccentric!!!" The fat man roared unwillingly.
"Teacher, you didn't teach anything, what are we going to review?!" Is there any mistake, the exam is coming soon, teacher, how can you not teach anything, "at least tell us one or two life-saving tricks ah!!"
"That's right, so we won't hold back my little brother." Although the fat man was unwilling, he also knew that it was more important to get some life-saving means from the black glasses.
The black glasses looked at us a little funny, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth.
"The master leads the door, and one's cultivation depends on the individual, and I also said that if you have any questions, you can ask the dumb Zhang." Hei Glasses said this, raised his left hand and looked at his watch, "Now you two have delayed me by 1 minute and 30 minutes. Seconds, since you are first-time offenders and you are about to take the exam, I will not punish you two this time. However, if your ranking in the exam this time is not satisfactory to me, I will let you two take the exam. Striptease at the school New Year's dance!"
The black glasses put down the cruel words very boldly, and sprinkled the teleportation powder on the ground. After a burst of strong light, the person disappeared.
"?????? Why are there just the two of us, excluding my little brother?"
Fatty, sometimes it is important to recognize reality~
"What should I do~ I will definitely be the bottom one??????" I lay down on the table in the school cafeteria in despair, weak, my eyes glazed over, I almost put a sign on my head and wrote a letter—— This person is about to die, don't bother.
"Little Sanye, don't worry, you won't be the last one. Don't forget that there is still a black robe in your team. If there is a black robe, even if it is not No.1, at least it will not be too far behind." Pan Zi patted my shoulder to comfort me.
"Oh~ If only it were that easy. According to my little brother's personality, he probably walked over without changing his expression or heartbeat when I died in front of him..." Oh, wait!Having said that, I realized that this is very likely to become a reality!If the little brother really does not change his face and heartbeat, he will see death without saving him, how embarrassing it is for me! ! !
"It's over, I'm dead??????" I seem to have seen the tragic ending after I took the exam, woo, why am I so pitiful~
"Little Sanye??????" Pan Zi looked at me at a loss as I became more and more desperate, and was probably thinking of how to comfort me, but no amount of comfort can change the ending of my imminent death.
"By the way, Pan Zi, what is your final exam?"
Pan Zi looked at me a little hesitantly, and I understood a little bit, so he said, "It's okay, I can bear it, even if you say that your final exam is rope skipping, I can accept it."
?????? Can you really accept it? !
"?????? It is said that the lottery drawn by our teacher is a duel."
"Battle?" I looked at Pan Zi curiously, begging for an explanation.
"That's right, the so-called duel is actually a match with the teacher at the end of the term, and the teacher will give you points according to your performance." After finishing speaking, Pan Zi showed a somewhat yearning expression, "The teacher who is leading us now was an eighth grade back then. As an identity, I have challenged an S-level powerhouse."
"Oh, and then what? Did you win?"
"I lost." Pan Zi said calmly.
I almost lost my breath, and you still admire him so much after losing! !
Seeing my expression, Pan Zi probably guessed what I was thinking, so he continued to explain, "Little Sanye, you have only come into contact with this world, and it is normal not to understand what S-rank means to us. S-rank, for this The world is God."
"It's not a god-like existence, but an S-rank is a god."
"?????? For example, that pancake?" To be honest, I have only seen one S-level person so far, which is pancakes. To be honest, I really can't connect him with God. Although I think it's quite powerful, but with God??????? It’s more than a hundred and eight thousand miles away, especially the pancakes are still that kind of tune. Do you think you’re writing a novel? ==
"Little Sanye," Pan Zi suddenly looked at me seriously, "What I want to say next is what Sanye told me."
Pan Zi stared closely into my eyes, every word seemed to be locked into my heart.
"In this school, no matter what trouble you make, I can solve it for you, but absolutely, don't try to provoke the four principals, don't even think about it!"
??????seriously?
This thought just flashed by, I just stared blankly at Pan Zi, and let out an uninspired oh.
"?????? Oh, yes."
Undoubtedly, Pan Zi looked at me suspiciously.
I just laughed and said: "Don't worry, first of all, I won't provoke these big bosses, even those big bosses won't pay attention to a little Miaomiao like me~ Right, so don't worry, I won't hate it." It's a long life to find those big bosses, I guess I won't even meet them, haha."
"?????? Didn't you meet the supervisor during the entrance exam?" Pan Zi still had a look of distrust.
"Damn! He ran out by himself, and in his eyes he was only my little brother. He completely ignored me, okay! You didn't see him drooling just looking at my little brother!" I said indignantly ,“人家是看不到我这种连小喽啰都算不上的菜鸟啦!真是的,越说越气!!啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!气死了!”
"Um, young master, you must remember, don't go??????"
"Okay, okay, I won't go to those principals anymore, the most important issue now is that I can't even survive the final exam, if I die in the middle of the exam, You can rest assured that I won't cause trouble for third uncle again!" When I thought about the exam in a few days, I gave up on myself and thought, I just went and found a place to hide until the exam was over It's OK, if you don't pass, you don't pass, it's better than no life!
"Little Sanye, don't worry, the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, the three of us will definitely come up with a good solution." Pan Zi, can you look like you don't believe it when you say this??? ???
"Speaking of which, I just thought why it was so quiet, as if there was a missing voice." I wondered, it wasn't that Pan Zi said that the three cobblers were better than Zhuge Liang, and I didn't remember that there were three people sitting here.
"Yeah, I've wanted to ask since just now, what is the fat man looking at, so focused?" Pan Zi, you actually mean to say wretched, I understand, I understand.
"Hehe~~hahaha~~hehehehe~~~~hahahahaha~~~~~~~" The fat man let out a series of wretched laughter~ he raised the book he had been reading.
"The 38th Demon Exam Guide~ I bought this from Black Glasses at a huge price~"
The author has something to say:
☆、Library beauty
"Endless Sea Endless Sea, where is it?"
Sitting on the floor of the library without any image at all, in front of me were stacks of rickety books. I could vaguely see the words "Ten Forbidden Lands", "Mysteries of the Ocean", "The Sea, Ou~Dahai", "Legend of the Sea", "Things I Have to Talk to the Sea" and so on.
"I don't have this one either, why is there no endless sea?" I closed the book in my hand with some disappointment, and was about to put it aside, but I didn't expect to move it lightly, and my neck hurt like it was about to break It's the same as falling, it's painful to die.
"Boy—it hurts!"
Enduring the pain, I moved my neck from side to side, doing neck exercises, and then tapped lightly with my hands. After the pain was no longer so painful, I stood up from the ground. My body softened and I almost fell down. Fortunately, I held on in time. The bookshelf on the side, my God, my feet are soft!
Holding on to the bookshelf, he stood up cautiously, and straightened his bent waist, "Ka, ka"
I could swear, I just heard my bones actually crack.
Do you want to be so miserable! ! ! ! !
I looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, and was about to be sad for a while, lamenting the good old days that I passed away early, but when I looked up, I saw the source of what made me such a miserable person.
Just above my head, there is a group of dense soap bubbles flying. These bubbles are exactly the same as the soap bubbles we usually play with. They are transparent and illuminated by the sunlight pouring down from the open-air roof of the library. They become colorful and dreamy, but when I see them, I just want to cry! !
Time can go back a few hours, until I finally found the legendary library that made Pan Zi and the fat man talk about it. To be honest, when I saw the white library in front of me, it was full of I should turn around and run away when I see a European medieval castle with big colorful diamonds that can blind your eyes!Instead of walking in stupidly!
Pass through the ornate rose-carved gate and walk down the long corridor made of mirrors.The strange thing is, I don’t know why, what is reflected in the mirror is a very beautiful woman, a woman whose beauty cannot be described in any words, golden hair, blue eyes, at first I thought it was But when I realized that when I was moving, the woman would do the same thing as me, I realized that the whole corridor was a mirror, and I stared at the beautiful woman in the mirror, looking left and right , the woman in the mirror also looked left and right like me, fine, no one.
I put my hand on my chest with some wretchedness and squeezed it.
The woman in the mirror also put her hand on her chest and squeezed it, with the same obscene expression on her face as mine.
I couldn't help but almost burst out laughing. In order to prevent my actions from being seen by others, I walked in quickly, but I still wondered in my mind, if I took off all my clothes, would that beautiful woman also take off my clothes? His clothes were stripped bare.
Thinking about unhealthy things in my mind, I walked quickly through the corridor of mirrors. When I came to the end of the corridor, a glass door carved with patterns, I recovered the wretched expression on my face, pushed the door open and walked in. .
The inside of the door is just as I imagined, there are rows of huge and terrifying bookshelves standing upright, storing books that I can never finish reading in my life, it is no different from those famous libraries in the world, I am a little disappointed I looked around, why is there no one?
"Is anyone there?" I called softly, but the surrounding area was still quiet. Although I was very quiet, my voice seemed to be amplified many times in this kind of place where even a needle could be heard on the ground. , spread far away, if someone is nearby, it is impossible not to hear it.
Is there really no one in the library?
I took a few steps strangely, looked behind the surrounding bookshelves, no one?
Strange, how could there be no one?
"Tu Nian, what are you looking for?"
"Ah, finally there is someone," I breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head, and looked at the person who was talking to me.
MD, labor and capital should be self-defeating! ! ! ! ! !I saw the god horse! ! ! !I saw the god horse! ! ! ! ! !
I'm so stupid, really.Why didn't I stab myself or the other party at that time! ! ! !
"Scratch the year, look again, they will eat you~~ hehehe"
An old lady wearing a dreamy princess dress and a classic princess hairstyle, but her height only reaches my waist!Pink eye shadow, pink blush and pink lip gloss! !
There is a bundle of colorful roses in her hand, yes, you read that right, they are colorful roses! ! ! !
Old lady, I know you want to be young, but don't go too far, okay?It will really scare people to death! !
"Tu Nian, what about asking you? Why didn't you answer him! Do you know that it's very rude to just look at him like this!"
As the old lady spoke, she stepped forward, raised her small fist with wrinkled skin, and threw it at me with shame and anger. I was so scared that I quickly took a few steps back.
"No, it's just the first time I've seen such a beautiful and incomparably beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a fish, a wild goose, a closed moon, a shameful flower, and a radiant face than a fairy, and I couldn't help being stunned for a moment!"
The old lady stopped when she heard the words, with an inscrutable smile on her face, and asked, "Really?"
"Really!" I nodded vigorously.
"Didn't lie to me?"
"How could I have the courage to lie to such a beautiful face!"
"Oh, that's it, for the sake of being an honest guy, let's forget about what you just did in the corridor, ohhhhhh~"
Hearing this laughter, I shuddered deeply.However, it turned out that what I just did was seen, but fortunately I didn't really take off my clothes.
"Okay, you haven't told me what you're doing here? I've been watching you since just now."
"Hello, I'm Wu Xie, who just entered school. I came to the library to look for materials." I tried my best to keep my eyes off the old lady's face, for fear that I would be really irritated. Lace and princess dress will think of this face
"So it's a freshman, no wonder, let's put it on my mother-in-law Pao Pao! She's a librarian!"
After hearing this, Grandma Pao Pao happily turned around and led the way.
"Go this way."
I followed Granny Pao to the door I had just entered, and Granny Pao walked to a card-swiping machine-like thing on the left hand side of the gate.
"You just swipe your card up and the bubbles will come."
"Bubble?" I asked strangely.
Granny Bubble pointed her finger. I raised my head and looked at the roof of the library, which I had been neglecting all this time, but saw countless colorful bubbles floating in the air. It's blue sky.
"No roof?"
"With the roof, the sunlight will not be able to shine on Pao Pao. In this case, Pao Pao will not be so beautiful~ Without beautiful Pao Pao, I will be sad for Grandma Pao Pao~"
"Hehe" What kind of reason is this!
"These bubbles are small self-study rooms. You can use them alone or with your friends." Having said that, Granny Pao Pao paused for a moment, with an expression that you understand on her face. Inside the bubble, no matter what happens, people outside can neither hear nor see it. Of course, without the consent of the person who rented the bubble, no one else, even me, can enter~ But inside You can see the outside~~~exciting~”
Mother-in-law!Are you really a library here? !
The author has something to say: I'm on vacation, so I'm back~~~~~
☆, Black merchants!See you again! ! ! !
I looked at the countless bubbles on my head in shock, and wondered whether those bubbles were doing something inappropriate for children.
but,
"Grandma, won't these bubbles fly out?"
Granny Pao seemed to hear some joke, she waved her hands and said, "It's natural to fly out without a roof."
"Then will these bubbles fly back?"
"I don't know, this is not what people should care about.
But when I think of the indecent smile in the black glasses and those inexplicable words, I must figure out what's going on!
Is it fun to lie to me like this? !So is the old fox of Uncle San, and so is the bastard Poker Ping, they are all bastards! !
"Ahhhhhh, you bastard!"
So, that bastard Poker-Face did not return all night, and I also stayed in the living room overnight.
In the morning, my head was a little dizzy. After all, I haven't stayed up late for a long time, and this time I still have a full stomach, which makes my head dizzy.
It wasn't any better until some elf came to deliver breakfast.
"What is this?" Looking at the list handed over by the elf, I asked curiously.
"It's your class schedule for this semester."
"School schedule?" After taking the schedule, the little elf disappeared, and I didn't pay attention to it, just looked at the schedule.
It's strange, it's a class schedule, but there's only class time and place, not even the teacher's introduction. What's even more strange is that there is only one class on this list, and the rest are blank.
Looking at the timetable in my hand, I really hope it's just because the school hasn't had time to schedule classes yet.
Just when I was so ashamed of the class schedule in my hand, the door of Pokerfing's room opened from the inside.
The same pullover hoodie and a pair of jeans came out of the room flatly, sat across from me, glanced at me, and said nothing.
He picked up the bread on the table and ate it.
"Ah, brother, good morning."
I stared blankly at Poker Face sitting across from me, and asked a little dull morning, but suddenly thought that I seemed to have been waiting for him at the door all night, but now he came out of the room??????
"Well, brother, why did you come out of the room?" I obviously didn't mean to say that! ! !I should have grabbed him by the collar and said boy, I have been waiting for you for a long time, no, it should be boy, you are actually in the room, and you didn’t open the door for me, and it’s not this! ! !Why didn't I dare to say anything when I saw Poker Ping's dead face! ! ! !
"Attend class."
"haha, really."
How could I laugh so aggrievedly! ! ! !Ask the point!Wu Xie!You have to ask the point! ! !Do not be afraid of evil forces! !
"That little brother, I looked for you yesterday, but you weren't in the room?"
You should ask why you didn't open the door for me! ! !Wu Xie, you are promising, okay? ! !
"Well, I just used the teleportation array to go straight back to the room."
I have an urge to want to die, I'm waiting for you all night, I'm in vain!I'm a little angry, although I don't dare to say anything to Poker Bottle, but I can't be so spineless! !
"Brother, I have something to tell you!" I mustered up the courage to look at Poker Bottle.
Poker bottle also seemed to be looking at me in surprise, but there was still no expression on his face, but it should be considered a kind of surprise when he looked up at me.
"what's up?"
"Well, I heard a senior with black glasses say that I made a contract with you?????? Ah, of course, I think it's a joke, but I still want to ask, after all, you are too party."
"There is a contract between us."
"Ugh?"
I looked at Poker bottle in bewilderment and shock, what language was he speaking just now, alien language?It's still what I heard.
"I'll talk about it later when I get back. Go to class now."
"What, what?"
Does this send me off?no? !
Poker bottle saw that I was still staring at him blankly, picked up the school schedule that I was looking at just now on the table, and handed it to me.
On X, X, XXXX, gather at the West Grove of Central Island at X o'clock.
Isn't it just waiting for a while!I actually forgot! ! !
I was in a hurry to find Xiaojiu, but I saw Xiaojiu sleeping with the fox man in love with each other. The two balls of fur are so cute, but has this fox man mutated? He has been so quiet until now, even if he can’t speak. It shouldn't be like this.Looking at Poker Ping with some puzzlement, Poker Ping just glanced at the fox man indifferently, and said: "It has been completely sealed by the guards, and everything has been forgotten. Now it is just a newborn dog. It's just a spirit beast with a shell, the supervisor said it would be sent over, but I didn't expect it to be so early."
That's right, after sending it, I was burdened with a huge debt?????? Supervisor, do I have a problem with you?Why can I be so unlucky when I touch you??????
But knowing that the fox man is no longer a fox man, I feel relieved, but judging from my fortune that I will decline when I meet a supervisor, I will look at the fox man again, who is on the sofa in a small group, I still have reservations alright.
Taking Xiaojiu out of the fox man's arms, the fox man also woke up, whimpered twice, and looked at Xiaojiu in my arms with some reluctance. These two little guys have only been together for one night. That's all, the fox man saw that I was unmoved, jumped off the sofa, followed me, ran around at my feet, and vowed not to give up if he didn't follow Xiaojiu. With perseverance, I have no choice but to bring the fox man with me.
Poker-Face glanced at me, and took out a small purse from his arms, which looked familiar to me, it seemed to be the one that Poker-Face used to escape when the fat man farted in the assessment before school started.
"Ah, this can also be used in school."
"Stand in, and I'll take you to the place."
Poker-Face said flatly, I was so happy when I heard that, I never thought that there is such a method.I just don't know where this powder is sold.
"Hey, little brother, where can I buy this kind of powder? I'll buy some too, so I don't have to ride Xiaojiu around every day. You know how embarrassing it is for a big man to ride a rabbit."
It's a pity that Poker Bottle didn't even look at me, he just reached out and squeezed out a small handful of powder from the pouch, and sprinkled it on the ground.
"The powder of pursuit, connecting the road to the other side, sent me to the predetermined place."
The magic circle that I had seen once appeared again under the feet of Poker-Face and I. I looked at the magic circle under my feet curiously. I really couldn't imagine that such a small amount of powder could be turned into such a big magic circle.
Having said that, until now, although I think I have some immunity to this world, and I will no longer jump up and down in fright like before, but fundamentally speaking, I still know nothing about this world. However, I looked at the timetable in my hand, and suddenly had a very strange feeling. It was a feeling that I could finally integrate into this world and have such a place in this world. It was no longer like looking at my friends during the exam, life and death were unknown. , I can’t do anything, and I have to rely on the protection of others to survive the sense of powerlessness. Maybe I will follow such an opportunity and become able to protect my friends in times of danger.
I stood in the magic circle full of confidence, a glaring white light flashed in front of my eyes, until the white light slowly disappeared, and a strange scene appeared in front of my eyes, in the distance, the fat man, and the Poker Bottle beside me, and Pan Children are their most important partners.
"Fatty~~" I shouted happily to Fatty, at this moment, a magic circle similar to Poker Bottle appeared beside me.
As the white light faded, a black pair of glasses appeared in front of the three of us.
Black glasses appeared in the magic circle with an evil smile.
"Hi~ students, teacher, I'm not late, am I~"
The author has something to say: La la~ Did you guess that the black glasses would be the teacher~~~ Dese~
It’s only three thousand days before I said that there will be a daily update, and there will be no daily update in just two days. I am ashamed and extremely sorry.
Sanqian retakes the exam in the past few days, so he is reviewing. He started coding just after the exam today~ Sanqian will make up the missing chapters in the past few days! (Make a fist! Really!)
☆, Deception
I clearly saw a group of mud horses whizzing by in front of my eyes, isn't this person a senior?Why are you a teacher now! ?Is this school really going to collapse? !Even the students have to come to teach? !
However, it seemed that I was the only one who had this kind of thought. Just when I thought that at least the fat man would raise objections, and then realized that this school was abnormal, the fat man shouted excitedly: "My God, senior! This time The school is really awesome. After I met the senior last time, I went back and checked and found that the senior was actually a celebrity in the school. I’m so naive. Let me tell you, the senior is one of the few strong people who can reach the eighth grade at a young age. Ah, it's so powerful!!!"
Fatty, the point is not here, okay! ! ! ! !
Haven't you noticed how weird this person is? !Don't you have anything to rant about? !He is a senior, ah, is it really okay to let a student teach? !
?????? By the way, there seems to be a problem with the direction of your attention naively?
"What's the teacher's name?"
Looking at the dog-legged expression of the fat man who can no longer be dog-legged, I clearly understand that in this world, no one will understand me. I guess I am the most normal person here. However, for another In this way, I am afraid that he is also the most abnormal person?????? Immediately I burst into tears.
Too bad no one seems to think so except me??????
The fat man was very excited and leaned over with dog legs, his originally round face changed from glutinous rice balls to steamed stuffed buns.
"Do you remember me? I bought a book from you once, sir."
"??????" Fatty, can you be more doggy?
"Haha, of course I remember, as long as it is my customer, I will remember, and I will remember to take care of my business next time, little brother."
"That is, that is."
"If you don't take care of it, be careful~"
"That's, that??????" The fat man choked on the spot, "?????? Senior, are you joking?"
"Do you think I'm joking? My junior will buy more things in the future~~~I bought a certain amount of end-of-term packages~~Dear~~"
As soon as he heard the words that the end-of-semester package was over, the fat man instantly revived, and the hands holding the black glasses were trembling with excitement, "That's for sure! Teacher!"
Who can tell me what I see now, could it be the legendary unspoken school rules! ?How could this world be so depraved! ! !
I secretly touched the card in the bag, I still owe 260 million RMB! ! ! !The end-of-term package is there! ! ! !I also really want to unspoken rules ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
"Okay, let's end the emotional contact before class, and now the formal class begins." Hei Glasses helped his iconic black sunglasses and began to introduce: "Everyone can call me Hei Glasses directly. I am handsome and suave. , with a casual temperament, from today onwards, I will be the teacher of the three of you." The black glasses said and paused here, although I didn't know where he was looking at with the sunglasses on, but just now I felt that he seemed to be looking at the little brother before continuing. : "I know you must all be wondering why the freshmen in the first grade are brought by me, a senior. Here I might as well tell you, it's because the silent cool guy among you is a seventh grader. Yes, you are only one level lower than me, SO, in view of the special nature of your group, I was sent here." The black glasses shrugged, looking innocent.
"Because one of you has reached the seventh grade, so if you have any problems in your studies in the future, if you can't solve it, you can go to him. If he can't, then don't look for me. If you look for me, you will wait until the end of the semester." Just die." The black glasses said here and smiled at me and the fat man with malicious intentions, showing a mouthful of white teeth.
Threat! ! !Naked threats ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
Black glasses, what about your professional ethics as a teacher! ?How can you let such a person be a teacher in school? Are you tirelessly teaching or destroying others? !
It's a pity that under the absolute strength of black glasses and black robes, the same strength as a certain one, it's a pity that I have been watching the sky at 45 degrees or being ignored by vacuum people who have been in a daze. Fatty and I can only accept it silently with tears. Such a destructive teacher.
Life, oh life, the tireless life of being ruined.
The next thing is very simple. In fact, the black glasses directly told us the content of the final exam and the learning goals for this semester. Obviously, there will be something that you never think of, and then it will tell you what you will take the test the day before the test, and then watch you face ashen, life is worse than death, after you are desperate, painful, struggling and have to beg him , Laughing in a very perverted voice, then expressly hinted that you will pay a large bribe, and then told you how you might pass, so I watched your exam pass with the mentality of watching a drama! ! ! ! !
He would, he would absolutely do it, because if it were me, I would ??????
Mom, your son is not innocent anymore??????
But when I heard the corner of the mouth in the black glasses pick 45 degrees, and then said something in a tone that was very much trying to make people doubt the authenticity of what he said
"So, three students, let's stop talking nonsense now, and start announcing the content of the final exam directly. The time is set in a week."
Announce your sister! ! ! !Nonsense your sister ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !It's only the first class today, what's the matter, I just signed up for it yesterday!Is there ah ah ah ah! ! ! !Where did our tuition fees go? ! ! ! !This is the final exam! ! ! ! ! !What are you going to do with me for a week, kill yourself faster! ! !When I think about the entrance exam that has not been passed for a long time, I can basically see the exam that has no future for me. This time I will die, I will really die! ! ! ! !
"The content of this exam is determined by lottery. Basically, when you are assigned to each teacher's class, the lottery is over. That is to say, your final exam is now a nail in the iron wall. It will not be changed." The black glasses happily showed eight white teeth and smiled at us.
??????Actually, you don’t have to laugh, we are already very scared! !Except my brother.
"Originally, my plan was to draw a lottery with the teacher's free choice or a looser scope, so that I can think of something you will never think of during the exam, and then tell you the day before the exam, so that I can see your face ashamed. , Life is worse than death, let you beg me with countless good things after despair, struggle, and pain, I can count the money while telling you how you might live, and then I can watch a good show .Life, oh life, is really beautiful."
?????? You said it so bluntly, it really embarrassed me??????
Fatty's face has turned from white to blue to black, then green, and now it is becoming more colorful.
The little brother is still in a daze with the 45-degree bright and sad staring at the sky.
"Unfortunately." Black Glasses continued in a very, very disappointed tone: "I won a devil's lottery."
"You know, even though I'm perverted, at least I'll let you live, provided you're usually sensible." He rubbed his black-glasses thumb and index finger together, implying that he paid enough money usually, "But This devil's lottery will kill you if you are not careful, especially if you have a rookie with you." The black glasses looked at me helplessly, "I guess I won't have a year-end bonus when I first took office, which is really an open door Unfavorable, originally I thought there was a seventh grader in the class, and the bonuses for these four years would be easy, alas, the oil bottle and the like are the most annoying."
?????? I didn't even hear it.
The author has something to say: I finally updated TT
☆、Devil Exam
"The devil's exam, in fact, is to go to a specific place with the students led by the teacher who got the devil's lottery like me to pick up a specific thing. Whichever team gets the thing back will pass it, and the one who loses it will die. There is a time limit. one semester."
"It's over?" I was shocked.
"It's not over."
Black glasses, can you finish it in one breath! !
The black glasses calmly ignored my hostile gaze, and continued: "For this exam, what you need to find is one of the five great treasures of the college, the Xuanwu Mirror."
"The above is the content of this exam. Come here to gather at this time today, a week later, and I will take you to the location of the exam. You two remember to go back and give me a good review, don't just talk dumb when the time comes Hind legs!"
The black glasses waved his hands, and he was about to take out the teleportation powder from his pocket.
"What, this is the end?!" I continued to be shocked.
"Teacher, how can you be so eccentric!!!" The fat man roared unwillingly.
"Teacher, you didn't teach anything, what are we going to review?!" Is there any mistake, the exam is coming soon, teacher, how can you not teach anything, "at least tell us one or two life-saving tricks ah!!"
"That's right, so we won't hold back my little brother." Although the fat man was unwilling, he also knew that it was more important to get some life-saving means from the black glasses.
The black glasses looked at us a little funny, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth.
"The master leads the door, and one's cultivation depends on the individual, and I also said that if you have any questions, you can ask the dumb Zhang." Hei Glasses said this, raised his left hand and looked at his watch, "Now you two have delayed me by 1 minute and 30 minutes. Seconds, since you are first-time offenders and you are about to take the exam, I will not punish you two this time. However, if your ranking in the exam this time is not satisfactory to me, I will let you two take the exam. Striptease at the school New Year's dance!"
The black glasses put down the cruel words very boldly, and sprinkled the teleportation powder on the ground. After a burst of strong light, the person disappeared.
"?????? Why are there just the two of us, excluding my little brother?"
Fatty, sometimes it is important to recognize reality~
"What should I do~ I will definitely be the bottom one??????" I lay down on the table in the school cafeteria in despair, weak, my eyes glazed over, I almost put a sign on my head and wrote a letter—— This person is about to die, don't bother.
"Little Sanye, don't worry, you won't be the last one. Don't forget that there is still a black robe in your team. If there is a black robe, even if it is not No.1, at least it will not be too far behind." Pan Zi patted my shoulder to comfort me.
"Oh~ If only it were that easy. According to my little brother's personality, he probably walked over without changing his expression or heartbeat when I died in front of him..." Oh, wait!Having said that, I realized that this is very likely to become a reality!If the little brother really does not change his face and heartbeat, he will see death without saving him, how embarrassing it is for me! ! !
"It's over, I'm dead??????" I seem to have seen the tragic ending after I took the exam, woo, why am I so pitiful~
"Little Sanye??????" Pan Zi looked at me at a loss as I became more and more desperate, and was probably thinking of how to comfort me, but no amount of comfort can change the ending of my imminent death.
"By the way, Pan Zi, what is your final exam?"
Pan Zi looked at me a little hesitantly, and I understood a little bit, so he said, "It's okay, I can bear it, even if you say that your final exam is rope skipping, I can accept it."
?????? Can you really accept it? !
"?????? It is said that the lottery drawn by our teacher is a duel."
"Battle?" I looked at Pan Zi curiously, begging for an explanation.
"That's right, the so-called duel is actually a match with the teacher at the end of the term, and the teacher will give you points according to your performance." After finishing speaking, Pan Zi showed a somewhat yearning expression, "The teacher who is leading us now was an eighth grade back then. As an identity, I have challenged an S-level powerhouse."
"Oh, and then what? Did you win?"
"I lost." Pan Zi said calmly.
I almost lost my breath, and you still admire him so much after losing! !
Seeing my expression, Pan Zi probably guessed what I was thinking, so he continued to explain, "Little Sanye, you have only come into contact with this world, and it is normal not to understand what S-rank means to us. S-rank, for this The world is God."
"It's not a god-like existence, but an S-rank is a god."
"?????? For example, that pancake?" To be honest, I have only seen one S-level person so far, which is pancakes. To be honest, I really can't connect him with God. Although I think it's quite powerful, but with God??????? It’s more than a hundred and eight thousand miles away, especially the pancakes are still that kind of tune. Do you think you’re writing a novel? ==
"Little Sanye," Pan Zi suddenly looked at me seriously, "What I want to say next is what Sanye told me."
Pan Zi stared closely into my eyes, every word seemed to be locked into my heart.
"In this school, no matter what trouble you make, I can solve it for you, but absolutely, don't try to provoke the four principals, don't even think about it!"
??????seriously?
This thought just flashed by, I just stared blankly at Pan Zi, and let out an uninspired oh.
"?????? Oh, yes."
Undoubtedly, Pan Zi looked at me suspiciously.
I just laughed and said: "Don't worry, first of all, I won't provoke these big bosses, even those big bosses won't pay attention to a little Miaomiao like me~ Right, so don't worry, I won't hate it." It's a long life to find those big bosses, I guess I won't even meet them, haha."
"?????? Didn't you meet the supervisor during the entrance exam?" Pan Zi still had a look of distrust.
"Damn! He ran out by himself, and in his eyes he was only my little brother. He completely ignored me, okay! You didn't see him drooling just looking at my little brother!" I said indignantly ,“人家是看不到我这种连小喽啰都算不上的菜鸟啦!真是的,越说越气!!啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!气死了!”
"Um, young master, you must remember, don't go??????"
"Okay, okay, I won't go to those principals anymore, the most important issue now is that I can't even survive the final exam, if I die in the middle of the exam, You can rest assured that I won't cause trouble for third uncle again!" When I thought about the exam in a few days, I gave up on myself and thought, I just went and found a place to hide until the exam was over It's OK, if you don't pass, you don't pass, it's better than no life!
"Little Sanye, don't worry, the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, the three of us will definitely come up with a good solution." Pan Zi, can you look like you don't believe it when you say this??? ???
"Speaking of which, I just thought why it was so quiet, as if there was a missing voice." I wondered, it wasn't that Pan Zi said that the three cobblers were better than Zhuge Liang, and I didn't remember that there were three people sitting here.
"Yeah, I've wanted to ask since just now, what is the fat man looking at, so focused?" Pan Zi, you actually mean to say wretched, I understand, I understand.
"Hehe~~hahaha~~hehehehe~~~~hahahahaha~~~~~~~" The fat man let out a series of wretched laughter~ he raised the book he had been reading.
"The 38th Demon Exam Guide~ I bought this from Black Glasses at a huge price~"
The author has something to say:
☆、Library beauty
"Endless Sea Endless Sea, where is it?"
Sitting on the floor of the library without any image at all, in front of me were stacks of rickety books. I could vaguely see the words "Ten Forbidden Lands", "Mysteries of the Ocean", "The Sea, Ou~Dahai", "Legend of the Sea", "Things I Have to Talk to the Sea" and so on.
"I don't have this one either, why is there no endless sea?" I closed the book in my hand with some disappointment, and was about to put it aside, but I didn't expect to move it lightly, and my neck hurt like it was about to break It's the same as falling, it's painful to die.
"Boy—it hurts!"
Enduring the pain, I moved my neck from side to side, doing neck exercises, and then tapped lightly with my hands. After the pain was no longer so painful, I stood up from the ground. My body softened and I almost fell down. Fortunately, I held on in time. The bookshelf on the side, my God, my feet are soft!
Holding on to the bookshelf, he stood up cautiously, and straightened his bent waist, "Ka, ka"
I could swear, I just heard my bones actually crack.
Do you want to be so miserable! ! ! ! !
I looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, and was about to be sad for a while, lamenting the good old days that I passed away early, but when I looked up, I saw the source of what made me such a miserable person.
Just above my head, there is a group of dense soap bubbles flying. These bubbles are exactly the same as the soap bubbles we usually play with. They are transparent and illuminated by the sunlight pouring down from the open-air roof of the library. They become colorful and dreamy, but when I see them, I just want to cry! !
Time can go back a few hours, until I finally found the legendary library that made Pan Zi and the fat man talk about it. To be honest, when I saw the white library in front of me, it was full of I should turn around and run away when I see a European medieval castle with big colorful diamonds that can blind your eyes!Instead of walking in stupidly!
Pass through the ornate rose-carved gate and walk down the long corridor made of mirrors.The strange thing is, I don’t know why, what is reflected in the mirror is a very beautiful woman, a woman whose beauty cannot be described in any words, golden hair, blue eyes, at first I thought it was But when I realized that when I was moving, the woman would do the same thing as me, I realized that the whole corridor was a mirror, and I stared at the beautiful woman in the mirror, looking left and right , the woman in the mirror also looked left and right like me, fine, no one.
I put my hand on my chest with some wretchedness and squeezed it.
The woman in the mirror also put her hand on her chest and squeezed it, with the same obscene expression on her face as mine.
I couldn't help but almost burst out laughing. In order to prevent my actions from being seen by others, I walked in quickly, but I still wondered in my mind, if I took off all my clothes, would that beautiful woman also take off my clothes? His clothes were stripped bare.
Thinking about unhealthy things in my mind, I walked quickly through the corridor of mirrors. When I came to the end of the corridor, a glass door carved with patterns, I recovered the wretched expression on my face, pushed the door open and walked in. .
The inside of the door is just as I imagined, there are rows of huge and terrifying bookshelves standing upright, storing books that I can never finish reading in my life, it is no different from those famous libraries in the world, I am a little disappointed I looked around, why is there no one?
"Is anyone there?" I called softly, but the surrounding area was still quiet. Although I was very quiet, my voice seemed to be amplified many times in this kind of place where even a needle could be heard on the ground. , spread far away, if someone is nearby, it is impossible not to hear it.
Is there really no one in the library?
I took a few steps strangely, looked behind the surrounding bookshelves, no one?
Strange, how could there be no one?
"Tu Nian, what are you looking for?"
"Ah, finally there is someone," I breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head, and looked at the person who was talking to me.
MD, labor and capital should be self-defeating! ! ! ! ! !I saw the god horse! ! ! !I saw the god horse! ! ! ! ! !
I'm so stupid, really.Why didn't I stab myself or the other party at that time! ! ! !
"Scratch the year, look again, they will eat you~~ hehehe"
An old lady wearing a dreamy princess dress and a classic princess hairstyle, but her height only reaches my waist!Pink eye shadow, pink blush and pink lip gloss! !
There is a bundle of colorful roses in her hand, yes, you read that right, they are colorful roses! ! ! !
Old lady, I know you want to be young, but don't go too far, okay?It will really scare people to death! !
"Tu Nian, what about asking you? Why didn't you answer him! Do you know that it's very rude to just look at him like this!"
As the old lady spoke, she stepped forward, raised her small fist with wrinkled skin, and threw it at me with shame and anger. I was so scared that I quickly took a few steps back.
"No, it's just the first time I've seen such a beautiful and incomparably beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a fish, a wild goose, a closed moon, a shameful flower, and a radiant face than a fairy, and I couldn't help being stunned for a moment!"
The old lady stopped when she heard the words, with an inscrutable smile on her face, and asked, "Really?"
"Really!" I nodded vigorously.
"Didn't lie to me?"
"How could I have the courage to lie to such a beautiful face!"
"Oh, that's it, for the sake of being an honest guy, let's forget about what you just did in the corridor, ohhhhhh~"
Hearing this laughter, I shuddered deeply.However, it turned out that what I just did was seen, but fortunately I didn't really take off my clothes.
"Okay, you haven't told me what you're doing here? I've been watching you since just now."
"Hello, I'm Wu Xie, who just entered school. I came to the library to look for materials." I tried my best to keep my eyes off the old lady's face, for fear that I would be really irritated. Lace and princess dress will think of this face
"So it's a freshman, no wonder, let's put it on my mother-in-law Pao Pao! She's a librarian!"
After hearing this, Grandma Pao Pao happily turned around and led the way.
"Go this way."
I followed Granny Pao to the door I had just entered, and Granny Pao walked to a card-swiping machine-like thing on the left hand side of the gate.
"You just swipe your card up and the bubbles will come."
"Bubble?" I asked strangely.
Granny Bubble pointed her finger. I raised my head and looked at the roof of the library, which I had been neglecting all this time, but saw countless colorful bubbles floating in the air. It's blue sky.
"No roof?"
"With the roof, the sunlight will not be able to shine on Pao Pao. In this case, Pao Pao will not be so beautiful~ Without beautiful Pao Pao, I will be sad for Grandma Pao Pao~"
"Hehe" What kind of reason is this!
"These bubbles are small self-study rooms. You can use them alone or with your friends." Having said that, Granny Pao Pao paused for a moment, with an expression that you understand on her face. Inside the bubble, no matter what happens, people outside can neither hear nor see it. Of course, without the consent of the person who rented the bubble, no one else, even me, can enter~ But inside You can see the outside~~~exciting~”
Mother-in-law!Are you really a library here? !
The author has something to say: I'm on vacation, so I'm back~~~~~
☆, Black merchants!See you again! ! ! !
I looked at the countless bubbles on my head in shock, and wondered whether those bubbles were doing something inappropriate for children.
but,
"Grandma, won't these bubbles fly out?"
Granny Pao seemed to hear some joke, she waved her hands and said, "It's natural to fly out without a roof."
"Then will these bubbles fly back?"
"I don't know, this is not what people should care about.
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