Sell ​​your pheromones

Five minutes before the evening self-study class, all the students have arrived.The teachers in the daytime are all crazy, and the papers handed out by the evening self-study are wave after wave-finish it tonight and talk about it tomorrow.

"Are there any mistakes? We are only sophomores in high school."

"That's right, do you think we're donkeys? My hands hurt when I look at it."

"Nine papers, one paper for each subject, we can discuss it." Intermittent complaints came from the classroom, but after the complaints, they all started to work on the papers like being chased by a dog.

Whenever there is a lot of homework and a lot of pressure to study, Lu Jianyang's sense of relaxation as a scumbag is incompatible with the whole class.He rolled in the bubble gum that burst again in his mouth. When everyone was racking their brains and fighting hard, Lu Jianyang glanced at Jiang Jixin, who was obsessed with studying and could not extricate himself. He stood up, and the school uniform fell loosely on his shoulders, like an old man taking a walk. Slowly walked up to the podium.

Jiang Jishen raised his eyelids from the paper and glanced at him, wondering what kind of monster this three and a half year old wanted to be.

"Then what." Lu Jianyang stood on the podium, picked up the small microphone that the teacher usually uses for lectures, and blew it. There was a gust of wind from the speaker. After making sure that he could pronounce it, he moved closer to his mouth, and his eyes lazily glanced at a group of unknown students. The classmate raised his lips and said lazily: "Everyone must want to know the relationship between me and Jiang Jixin right now?"

The gossip that suddenly broke into the huge study pressure was particularly fragrant, and the whole class burst into flames instantly!

"Ow, ooh, ooh—"

"Think about it!"

"Ten bucks, I want all the details!"

……

Lu Jianyang smiled frivolously amidst the yelling. "Keep down, don't cause trouble for my baby."

Jiang Jixin's upper and lower lips have been separated. He is the squad leader and is responsible for maintaining discipline. He was about to say "keep quiet" in a low voice, but was choked back by Lu Jianyang's coquettish words.

Lu Jianyang watched Jiang Jixin's lips open and close, and a cunning flashed in his eyes that he had expected. "I'm chasing him."

The class that was still shouting instantly split into two factions.

Gossip faction: "Fuck! What's the progress? How far has it progressed?"

"Is the mark real?"

"Is the squad leader strong? Are you happy?"

"Lu Jianyang, you are really a bull, the bull is dead!"

……

Opposition: "Lu Jianyang, you must not harm the squad leader!"

"Wooooow, let go of my male god."

"I won't allow it, I will never allow it!"

"Squad leader, squad leader, you said this is not true."

……

Lu Jianyang maintained that smile during the quarrel, calmly made a movement to stop his voice, raised the corners of his eyes vaguely to sweep Jiang Jixin's expressionless face, and said: "The mark is temporary, I tricked it Yes. As for how to cheat, it's a commercial secret." Lu Jianyang looked away and changed the topic. "But I haven't caught him yet, so there is no responsible relationship between us. I welcome the Omega who wants to chase him with open arms. Everyone will compete fairly." After he finished speaking, he put the microphone back on the table, as if he had just Like after the concert, he waved his hand towards the audience lazily and chicly, and walked back to his seat amidst the booing and clamoring.

Someone took the lead in booing: "Lu Jianyang, bull!"

"That's awesome! Pursue it openly and aboveboard!"

"Is this the bosom of a regular wife?"

"I'm ready for this marriage!"

Jiang Jixin frowned, and said in a deep and cold voice, "Quiet!"

Alpha's voice was mixed with almost indistinguishable anger, and the classroom fell silent instantly.

Lu Jianyang sat down, leaned over amidst the silence and the sound of flipping the papers one after another, deliberately fell over to Jiang Jixin's side, and said in a low voice: "Well, I'm quite happy, I'd rather harm my integrity than save you for the rest of my life British name, are you moved?"

Jiang Jixin didn't even lift his eyelids. "childish."

"Slightly." Lu Jianyang stuck out his tongue, and the aroma of oranges leaked from the lips and teeth again into the air.Jiang Jixin moved his eyes to the side, and the tip of his pen was like the edge of a knife. He neatly crossed out the calculation formula just listed, lowered his eyelids, and continued to write the question in the blank space.

Fan Yu's face was very ugly, and he frowned and looked at the two people who were very close in front of him. He knew that Lu Jianyang was defending Jiang Jixin, but he couldn't help being worried and anxious, watching Lu Jianyang deliberately fall on Jiang Jixin. , I felt uncomfortable and stabbed in my heart, why the Alpha who matched him was Jiang Jixin instead of himself.

The evening self-study began, and the math teacher was on duty, wearing a pair of thick glasses with [-] degrees, sitting on the podium with drooping eyelids and reading.

There was endless sound of flipping papers and books in the classroom, and the wind blowing in through the windows seemed to bring a smell of sap paper when it reached the end.Lu Jianyang was very bored, so he unpacked the package of beef jerky under the teacher's nose, and only ate two pieces, and the smell wafted to the side, causing Jiang Jixin to frown.

Lu Jianyang pursed his lips, bent Jiang Jixin's forearm with his elbow, passed it under the table, and whispered in a low voice: "Hey——squad leader, are you hungry? Eat some, I still have small bread for you... ..."

Jiang Jixin glanced at him in warning, raised his forearm forward to avoid Lu Jianyang's touch, and tapped the class rules posted on the corner of his desk with his fingertips - ten points will be deducted for eating in class.

Lu Jianyang almost wanted to roll his eyes, why is this person still a law enforcement machine?Frustrated, he opened his mouth, wanting to hum, but then remembered the first rule of the class: no noise during the self-study class.He let out a long breath and held back.

Lu Jianyang lay down on the table and played boredly for a while, dismantled the ballpoint pens and put them back together one by one, then took them apart and put them back together...

Lifting one eyelid to look at Jiang Jixin, Jiang Jixin had sat upright all night without even changing his posture, maybe he was really infected by this school bully.After Lu Jianyang installed the ballpoint pen, he pulled out the math paper for the first time, bit the cap of the pen and began to read the questions.

Multiple-choice questions are easy to say, and one of the four choices depends on luck.No need to fill in the blanks, it takes so long to get five points for a blank, it's a waste of time.Proof questions——

Lu Jianyang looked at the complicated triangles on the scroll, squinted his eyes, opened one eye and closed the other to pull the scroll away from his eyes, took a finger to measure the distance between each line segment, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. train of thought.

"Hey——" Lu Jianyang took the paper and elbowed Jiang Jixin, and asked eagerly in a subdued voice, "Are these two triangles congruent?"

Jiang Jixin probably listened to him asking a question once before, but actually answered him, glanced at him and said, "Yes."

"Haha." Lu Jianyang looked at the paper and said complacently, "I'm smart, do you want to know how I figured it out?" At this moment, he felt that he was a genius, and he didn't need the stupid and inflexible Jiang Jixin to interact with him , Asked and answered by myself raised my hand and said: "I measured it with my fingers and found that they are the same length. I still remember that I learned the SSS triangle congruence proof formula in junior high school." Tuzui imitated the math teacher's way of commenting in class. "It's obvious at a glance, it's just giving away sub-questions." In the end, he boasted and added: "Lu Jianyang, you are so smart!"

Jiang Jishen raised one eyebrow and glanced at him——Lu Jianyang held the paper with a proud expression on his face, the corners of his eyes were curled up, his expression was soaring, he was not only clueless, but also very intoxicated.

Seeing his stupid and unaware appearance, Jiang Jixin felt a little cute while ridiculing him.It’s just this cuteness, which can’t cover up the established truth and answer. The slender fingertip moved on the last sentence of the question stem and scratched: Please prove that the triangle ABC and the triangle EAD are congruent.

"That's the conclusion."

Lu Jianyang: "!" He stared at that sentence with wide eyes for a long time, and finally looked at each other in disgust and reluctantly accepted the reality, covering his face, feeling a pot of cold water pouring on his hot heart, feeling regretful and amazed, so Wonderful reasoning process, how could it be the conclusion?The enthusiasm for learning mathematics is gone.Unfavorable, Lu Jianyang flipped through the other papers, seeing the mess of meiosis, ionization equations, organic compounds and inorganic compounds, put it aside in disgust, and took out the language with the least difficulty.

"Although I'm good at repairing... what... with... what... Xi, what... towards what... at night." Lu Jianyang frowned as if he was constipated, and felt uncomfortable after reading this sentence, his mind was full of black lines , One-third of the fifteen characters in a sentence are unknown. "I'll go—" Lu Jianyang was discouraged. "Is this something from the world?"

Once again, he elbowed Jiang Jixin who was seriously working on the problem. "Brother, how do you read this sentence?"

Jiang Jixin was writing a formula, but he was caught off guard and interrupted his train of thought. He raised his head and saw Omega's expressionless face, and lowered his eyelids. "Although Yu is good at repairing and restraining him, he will replace him at night and at night."

"Slow down." Lu Jianyang figured out Jiang Jixin's pronunciation, and marked each word in pinyin.

Jiang Jixin: "..." This person is really only three and a half years old.

"What about this?" Lu Jianyang pointed to the next sentence: "How do you pronounce this?"

"Not only for Yu Yihui, but also for Yu Yihui."

Lu Jianyang marked up the pinyin step by step.

"Then this..." A brick-thick "Modern Chinese Dictionary" fell on the head.

Jiang Jixin: "Check it yourself."

"It's really..." Lu Jianyang rubbed the top of his head. "Hit my motivation to study."

Jiang Jixin didn't take the blame, and while writing the questions, he said casually: "Your enthusiasm for learning has nothing to do with whether you beat me or not."

"Your words are too irresponsible." Lu Jianyang suddenly rolled his eyes, and leaned into his ear and said ambiguously: "I love you, you are the driving force for my hard work."

The warm breath was on the neck, and the three words were smashed in through the eardrums, Jiang Jixin's heart softened uncontrollably at this moment, even though he knew it was a joke.He half closed his eyelids. "You said tonight that we don't have a responsible relationship."

"Yo, I'm jealous, it's hard, you want me to be responsible for you?" Lu Jianyang stepped back, half-supporting his head and said, "That sounds good, brother, come and listen."

Jiang Jixin smiled contemptuously, lowered his head and continued writing the paper in his hand.