Sell ​​your pheromones

In the afternoon quiz, Lu Jianyang tapped the pen in his hand. The appearance of Jiang Jixin this morning broke all the original plans. Tomorrow is the estrus period. If there is no pheromone as an inhibitor, he can only go to freeze the glands .Thinking of this, the back of the neck began to tremble, as if a cold instrument had been attached to it, and the piercing pain followed, Lu Jianyang conditioned reflex to cover it.

"Lu Jianyang!" The biology teacher stood on the podium and called his name, and there was an extra paper at the end of the row. Without thinking about it, Lu Jianyang, who had been wandering off all the time, forgot to take it again, and said angrily: "Look at it." Do you have an answer sheet?"

Lu Jianyang flipped open the clean roll, and there was red painted cardboard under it. "I have."

"It's mine." Just as he finished speaking, Jiang Jixin's slightly indifferent voice sounded.Jiang Jixin was reading the paper just now, when the answer sheet was passed over, Qian Xincheng forgot to save it for him and skipped it, so the extra answer sheet belonged to him.

The voices of the two sounded one after the other. "I have" and "is mine" are such beautiful and connotative words.There were several uncontrollable "puchi" laughter in the classroom.

"Yo~" Beta at the back table leaned forward and pushed Lu Jianyang's shoulder, jokingly said, "So it's the class monitor's." "Is it because he's a scumbag and irresponsible, so you keep kicking him in the nose?"

"What nonsense are you talking about." Lu Jianyang's focus was a bit off. "You think it's just because of his whiteness and tenderness, whoever marks who is not sure?" Lu Jianyang's voice was not too loud, just enough to be heard clearly by the people around him.

Everyone looked at Jiang Jixin, but the protagonist didn't even lift his eyelids, ignoring Omega's arrogant speech as if bored.

The student from behind passed the answer sheet again, and Beta handed it to Lu Jianyang behind him, and said with a suppressed smile: "Omega student Lu, your chance has come."

Lu Jianyang took the answer sheet and handed it to Jiang Jixin who was diagonally ahead through the aisle in the middle.

"Thank you." Jiang Jixin reached out to pick it up.

Just when he was about to touch it, Lu Jianyang gently lifted it up to let him take it empty.This person has a serious illness, and seeing Jiang Jixin's unmoved appearance like Chen Shuang's, a white and cold ice beauty, itching to flirt, Lu Jianyang bent the corner of his eyes and asked: "Squad leader, do you want it?"

"Lu Jianyang!" The biology teacher stared at the podium. "What kind of monster are you?" Lu Jianyang, a monster, can't do harm to others, let alone Jiang Jixin, as he said, he walked towards this side to set things right.

Jiang Jixin stretched his hand forward slightly, grabbed the edge of the answer sheet, moved his eyes back without emotion, and looked at Lu Jianyang. "I want you to give it to me?"

Lu Jianyang looked directly at those icy blue eyes, and for some reason, his mind became hot, and what he thought at that moment was: It's pretty good-looking.

At this moment, Jiang Jixin had already taken the answer sheet away.Then he stopped playing games with the three-and-a-half-year-old, sat upright and began to ignore the numerous questions from the outside world.

The biology teacher who walked halfway saw that the flags and drums died down here, and Jiang Jixin started to do the questions, so he stopped disturbing him, stopped at the same spot, looked at Lu Jianyang vigilantly, and said, "Hurry up and answer the questions, don't mess around, you won't pass the exam this time." Sixty minutes, I will let your head teacher teach you a lesson."

The biology teacher returned to the podium.

Lu Jianyang looked at Jiang Jixin's upright side face, as if he didn't say the obscene words, then he couldn't help but utter a sentence: "Fuck..."

I want you to give me--"I want, you give me?" and "I want you, give me?" These five words have puns, and the sentences have different meanings from different positions.

"Puff puff puff..." Jiang Jixin spoke in a very soft voice just now, probably only Lu Jianyang and Beta at the back table heard him, now he covered his mouth to hold back his laughter, his shoulders trembled as if he had epilepsy, he hurriedly wrote a note and tore it off Throw them in balls to Lu Jianyang.

The biology teacher was staring at it. Before Lu Jianyang could touch the ball of paper on the table, he came over quickly and pressed it down.

"Both of you, stand up for me! I've been watching you for a long time. Jiang Jixin has started to write essay questions, and you two haven't even finished the choice! Pass the note! Laugh!" The biology teacher stretched the note Open, pressed on the table and said to Lu Jianyang: "Read! Let the whole class listen to what questions you are discussing! Tell everyone!"

Lu Jianyang stood up, took the note and unfolded it, scanned the row of crooked words, covered them with his fingertips, frowned and said: "Teacher, we won't dare next time, don't read it."

"Read!" the biology teacher insisted. "Passing a note in front of my eyes, are you afraid of shame?" He took out the note and pressed it on the Beta table in the back seat. "He doesn't miss you."

Beta begged for mercy bitterly: "I really miss you."

"Otherwise?" The biology teacher bent down and said with a big face, "Do you think I'll chat with you about cross talk for a long time?"

The boy looked at Lu Jianyang in front of his eyes, took a breath through his teeth, and thought, brother, I'm sorry.Holding the note in both hands, he lowered his head and read it vaguely. "Xiaoyang, do you have a feeling that if you can't be molested, you will be..." Beta glanced at the teacher, leaving a light mark with his fingernails, and asked with a guilty conscience: "Teacher, do you really want to pronounce this word?"

There was no need to pronounce that word, the whole class had automatically completed it in their brains, and couldn't help laughing out loud, even the corners of Jiang Jixin's lips curled up a little.

At first, the biology teacher was not interested in seeing what the two melon eggs wrote. He glanced condescendingly when he heard Beta's words, then frowned, grabbed the note and tore it up in his hand, and pointed at Beta angrily. . "You are thinking about something messy in your mind every day, not doing your job properly, and affecting your study! Before school, organize the knowledge framework of the whole book into a mind map and give it to me! Otherwise, wait for me to find your parents tomorrow!"

Beta: "Ah! Don't be, teacher—" Beta faltered on the spot, moaning and begging for mercy. "We haven't finished learning yet? I can't figure it out, teacher."

The biology teacher shook his face, and went back with his fat body without turning his head.

Beta wants to cry, but why the two protagonists are fine, and the one who eats melons is hit by a critical attack?

Although Lu Jianyang was not fined for copying, he was humiliated in front of the whole class.After sitting down, he bit his pen cap and looked at Jiang Jixin angrily. The instigator was still working on the problem steadily, and the smile on the corner of his mouth not only did not dissipate, but for some reason, he even looked back at the deflated person.

Lu Jianyang: "..." So proud? !