Sell your pheromones
Chapter 40 I Think You Are an Animal
Jiang Jixin didn't need to let himself be such a braised egg at the age of three and a half. After soaking the instant noodles, he put them back into the bowl for Lu Jianyang. "eat by yourself."
"The other half." Lu Jianyang didn't care about such a marinated egg, but he was happy because it was a symbol of good luck. He was willing to share this luck with Jiang Jixin, trying to pinch the marinated egg away with chopsticks, but the quail eggs themselves After vacuum compression, it was very elastic. Lu Jianyang used all his strength to pick it up and bounce it away, pick it up and bounce it away... The egg seemed to be alive, and he was obsessed with sticking to his virginity.
Lu Jianyang's temper also came up, and after the marinated egg was released from his hand again, he put it in his mouth with his chopsticks and took a bite—now he finally separated.
Lu Jianyang chewed the slightly salty egg, and of course put the other half caught by the chopsticks into Jiang Jishen's bowl. "Separated."
Jiang Jixin: "..." Looking at the half quail egg with bite marks in the splashing soup, a trace of disgust was evident on his face.
"Eh..." Lu Jianyang realized it later. "Then what." He hurriedly poked into Jiang Jishen's bowl with his chopsticks, trying to get the half of the marinated egg out again, but he missed the blow, and the egg yolk was stirred by the tip of the chopsticks and scattered into the soup.
Lu Jianyang: "..." I really can't get it out now.
Jiang Jixin stared at his chopsticks.
Lu Jianyang: "..." Silently retracted the chopsticks, stuffed them into his mouth with guilt, and unconsciously bit them - he also used the chopsticks just now.
"Do you dislike me?" Lu Jianyang looked at Jiang Jixin with a guilty conscience, like a puppy who had done something wrong and was afraid of being beaten, and asked an obvious question.Weakly said: "Brother..."
Jiang Jixin looked at Omega's pretendingly aggrieved and cute face, and probably understood why the king didn't go to court early.
Jiang Jixin was hesitating between putting down his chopsticks and not putting them down, but he finally picked up a noodle on the edge and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hurry up and eat, you're going to be late."
"Hey——" Lu Jianyang saw that he could continue to eat to his heart's content, Da Ma Jin Dao sat down in front of the sofa and lowered his head to start sucking his own instant noodles.
Lu Jianyang went to school by bicycle on weekdays, and today he joined Jiang Jixin.His bicycle didn't have a back seat, and it didn't seem right to leave someone behind, so he thought about it and put it back in the garage.
"Whether we take a taxi or walk, it's up to you."
In fact, Lu Jianyang's house belongs to the school district, and there are two streets and a central park between the school and the school, so taking a taxi on weekdays is only the starting price.Jiang Jixin looked at his watch, and before he had time, he said, "Let's go, from the park."
He likes to take a walk in the woods in the morning when he wakes up in the morning. It is rare that there is a forest in the park here.
After Jiang Jixin was wronged on the sofa all night, he ate a bowl of instant noodles early in the morning, and walked to school with Lu Jianyang like an old man.
The two met an old man walking a dog in the park. Lu Jianyang insisted on grabbing the dog and calling Jiang Jixin. The dog was a chubby little Shiba Inu, and it knew how to wag its tail at the Omega from a distance, facing Lu Jianyang's call Very nice.When Lu Jianyang barked "Jiang Jixin", the dog barked and agreed, and ignored everything else.
"Jiang Jixin—"
"Wang!"
"Yellow buns with custard—"
silence--
"Hahahahahaha——" Lu Jianyang covered his stomach and leaned back laughing, and finally said with tears in his eyes, "I've decided, from now on you will be called Jiang Jixin."
The old man was proud of his pet dog's spirituality. He walked the eight-step dog refreshedly, and one person and one dog moved away in unison.
"That dog is so cute." Lu Jianyang tugged at Jiang Jixin's schoolbag, saw the dog go away, and still kept laughing, saying, "Smart as you."
Jiang Jixin grabbed his hand that dishonestly tugged at his schoolbag, and asked, "Are you three and a half years old? I don't think you're even three and a half years old now."
The wind in the morning was cool, so Lu Jianyang and Jiang Jishen took a long detour to school along the Central Park where there were few cars and the air was fresh.Lu Jianyang glanced at Alpha who was following beside him. Before yesterday, he was just a carefree high school student, but now - he has been entangled in the evil after-school tutoring.
"Let's make a rule." After deliberating all morning, Lu Jianyang decided to bribe Jiang Jixin. After all, Mu Yunqiu's contact was difficult, let alone forced Lai Lai to bargain.
"I won't do small tricks in class from now on, and I will try my best to complete my homework carefully, but you have to understand our world of scumbags." Lu Jianyang said frankly: "I am a slow learner, and I work hard during the day, so Teacher Jiang is there when I need him. Relaxing evenings and weekends, is it okay to turn a blind eye?" He said, rubbing his hands and blinking. "We have a certain degree of relaxation, combining work and rest. You give me what you want, and if I don't want it, don't give it to me."
Jiang Jixin raised his eyebrows when he heard his ambiguous speech imitating his teasing at the time, and did not refuse, even agreed without even thinking: "Yes."
He promised too happily, and many years of experience with Jiang Jixin told Lu Jianyang that things were not that simple, as expected, Jiang Jixin immediately said. "But you have to be obedient."
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang was a little confused - what aspect does this obedient refer to?
"Since you call me Teacher Jiang." Jiang Jixin said, "Of course I have to fulfill my teacher's responsibility and obligation to supervise you. You have to complete [-]% of all homework after class every day."
Lu Jianyang never did his homework in the past, and 50.00% is already a lot for him. "But..." Lu Jianyang began to bargain. "The new season has just started, and my rank is still..."
"From now on, I will accompany you to do your homework every night. If you don't know how to do it, you can ask me." Jiang Jixin said, "Go to bed at [-] o'clock. After you finish your homework, you will stay until [-] o'clock. I can help you score at this time."
"Really!" Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up, he spent a part of the tutor's money, and even gave him a game to play with, who wouldn't want it!Agreed. "Okay, deal!"
Lu Jianyang didn't doubt Jiang Jixin's skills at all. After playing a round last time, both sides became friends, and he was surprised to find that the other party had [-] more stars than him.This person is usually in such a busy personal study and class management, and is proficient in everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and he can play such a high rank in the game, which is an outrageous genius.
"Hmm—" Lu Jianyang suddenly tilted his head and stared at Jiang Jixin, at his bluish hair and pupils due to his mixed blood. "Brother, you can tell me the truth."
"Are you a robot?"
Jiang Jixin's emotionless eyes swept across his face, and fell down to his legs above his waist, the allusion was very obvious. "What do you think?"
Lu Jianyang was shocked to realize that Jiang Jixin had become so obscene without knowing it, he twitched the corners of his mouth and forcefully forced a smile. "I think you're a beast."
"The other half." Lu Jianyang didn't care about such a marinated egg, but he was happy because it was a symbol of good luck. He was willing to share this luck with Jiang Jixin, trying to pinch the marinated egg away with chopsticks, but the quail eggs themselves After vacuum compression, it was very elastic. Lu Jianyang used all his strength to pick it up and bounce it away, pick it up and bounce it away... The egg seemed to be alive, and he was obsessed with sticking to his virginity.
Lu Jianyang's temper also came up, and after the marinated egg was released from his hand again, he put it in his mouth with his chopsticks and took a bite—now he finally separated.
Lu Jianyang chewed the slightly salty egg, and of course put the other half caught by the chopsticks into Jiang Jishen's bowl. "Separated."
Jiang Jixin: "..." Looking at the half quail egg with bite marks in the splashing soup, a trace of disgust was evident on his face.
"Eh..." Lu Jianyang realized it later. "Then what." He hurriedly poked into Jiang Jishen's bowl with his chopsticks, trying to get the half of the marinated egg out again, but he missed the blow, and the egg yolk was stirred by the tip of the chopsticks and scattered into the soup.
Lu Jianyang: "..." I really can't get it out now.
Jiang Jixin stared at his chopsticks.
Lu Jianyang: "..." Silently retracted the chopsticks, stuffed them into his mouth with guilt, and unconsciously bit them - he also used the chopsticks just now.
"Do you dislike me?" Lu Jianyang looked at Jiang Jixin with a guilty conscience, like a puppy who had done something wrong and was afraid of being beaten, and asked an obvious question.Weakly said: "Brother..."
Jiang Jixin looked at Omega's pretendingly aggrieved and cute face, and probably understood why the king didn't go to court early.
Jiang Jixin was hesitating between putting down his chopsticks and not putting them down, but he finally picked up a noodle on the edge and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hurry up and eat, you're going to be late."
"Hey——" Lu Jianyang saw that he could continue to eat to his heart's content, Da Ma Jin Dao sat down in front of the sofa and lowered his head to start sucking his own instant noodles.
Lu Jianyang went to school by bicycle on weekdays, and today he joined Jiang Jixin.His bicycle didn't have a back seat, and it didn't seem right to leave someone behind, so he thought about it and put it back in the garage.
"Whether we take a taxi or walk, it's up to you."
In fact, Lu Jianyang's house belongs to the school district, and there are two streets and a central park between the school and the school, so taking a taxi on weekdays is only the starting price.Jiang Jixin looked at his watch, and before he had time, he said, "Let's go, from the park."
He likes to take a walk in the woods in the morning when he wakes up in the morning. It is rare that there is a forest in the park here.
After Jiang Jixin was wronged on the sofa all night, he ate a bowl of instant noodles early in the morning, and walked to school with Lu Jianyang like an old man.
The two met an old man walking a dog in the park. Lu Jianyang insisted on grabbing the dog and calling Jiang Jixin. The dog was a chubby little Shiba Inu, and it knew how to wag its tail at the Omega from a distance, facing Lu Jianyang's call Very nice.When Lu Jianyang barked "Jiang Jixin", the dog barked and agreed, and ignored everything else.
"Jiang Jixin—"
"Wang!"
"Yellow buns with custard—"
silence--
"Hahahahahaha——" Lu Jianyang covered his stomach and leaned back laughing, and finally said with tears in his eyes, "I've decided, from now on you will be called Jiang Jixin."
The old man was proud of his pet dog's spirituality. He walked the eight-step dog refreshedly, and one person and one dog moved away in unison.
"That dog is so cute." Lu Jianyang tugged at Jiang Jixin's schoolbag, saw the dog go away, and still kept laughing, saying, "Smart as you."
Jiang Jixin grabbed his hand that dishonestly tugged at his schoolbag, and asked, "Are you three and a half years old? I don't think you're even three and a half years old now."
The wind in the morning was cool, so Lu Jianyang and Jiang Jishen took a long detour to school along the Central Park where there were few cars and the air was fresh.Lu Jianyang glanced at Alpha who was following beside him. Before yesterday, he was just a carefree high school student, but now - he has been entangled in the evil after-school tutoring.
"Let's make a rule." After deliberating all morning, Lu Jianyang decided to bribe Jiang Jixin. After all, Mu Yunqiu's contact was difficult, let alone forced Lai Lai to bargain.
"I won't do small tricks in class from now on, and I will try my best to complete my homework carefully, but you have to understand our world of scumbags." Lu Jianyang said frankly: "I am a slow learner, and I work hard during the day, so Teacher Jiang is there when I need him. Relaxing evenings and weekends, is it okay to turn a blind eye?" He said, rubbing his hands and blinking. "We have a certain degree of relaxation, combining work and rest. You give me what you want, and if I don't want it, don't give it to me."
Jiang Jixin raised his eyebrows when he heard his ambiguous speech imitating his teasing at the time, and did not refuse, even agreed without even thinking: "Yes."
He promised too happily, and many years of experience with Jiang Jixin told Lu Jianyang that things were not that simple, as expected, Jiang Jixin immediately said. "But you have to be obedient."
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang was a little confused - what aspect does this obedient refer to?
"Since you call me Teacher Jiang." Jiang Jixin said, "Of course I have to fulfill my teacher's responsibility and obligation to supervise you. You have to complete [-]% of all homework after class every day."
Lu Jianyang never did his homework in the past, and 50.00% is already a lot for him. "But..." Lu Jianyang began to bargain. "The new season has just started, and my rank is still..."
"From now on, I will accompany you to do your homework every night. If you don't know how to do it, you can ask me." Jiang Jixin said, "Go to bed at [-] o'clock. After you finish your homework, you will stay until [-] o'clock. I can help you score at this time."
"Really!" Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up, he spent a part of the tutor's money, and even gave him a game to play with, who wouldn't want it!Agreed. "Okay, deal!"
Lu Jianyang didn't doubt Jiang Jixin's skills at all. After playing a round last time, both sides became friends, and he was surprised to find that the other party had [-] more stars than him.This person is usually in such a busy personal study and class management, and is proficient in everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and he can play such a high rank in the game, which is an outrageous genius.
"Hmm—" Lu Jianyang suddenly tilted his head and stared at Jiang Jixin, at his bluish hair and pupils due to his mixed blood. "Brother, you can tell me the truth."
"Are you a robot?"
Jiang Jixin's emotionless eyes swept across his face, and fell down to his legs above his waist, the allusion was very obvious. "What do you think?"
Lu Jianyang was shocked to realize that Jiang Jixin had become so obscene without knowing it, he twitched the corners of his mouth and forcefully forced a smile. "I think you're a beast."
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