Sell ​​your pheromones

While buying equipment, Jiang Jixin said, "Just now the main output was junglers and mages, but in the end the heads were collected by the shooters. Do you want to kill them?"

"Kill, kill, kill!" Lu Jianyang picked up his mobile phone, his character happened to be resurrected in the spring water, and said excitedly, "You wait for me, I'll go over, let's kill together!"

"Okay." Jiang Jixin's character who was going to go up in stealth canceled his skills, stepped back, retreated into the grass to hide his perspective, and quietly waited for the character of Landing Jianyang to arrive.

"Come here in a while, don't charge head-on, I'll go up to attract, you take the opportunity to get behind, be careful not to let the mage control." Jiang Jixin observed the surrounding situation, reminded gently, and said after a while: "Pay attention to the enemy's jungler, he followed The mage is a couple, and the mage is here, he will definitely come over soon, kill quickly."

"Okay!" Lu Jianyang probably hadn't changed his mind from doing the questions, and he was subconsciously obedient to Jiang Jixin's command at this moment, who usually liked to carry the burden.

According to Jiang Jishen's strategy, the two successfully took the heads of the three opponents at the price of one and a half tubes of blood, and then rushed into the wild area without hesitation to recover.

As soon as they left, the jungler from the opposite side came.Everything was just as Jiang Jixin expected, one step too late, the corpses on the ground were already cold, and the people had already run away.

"Hahahahaha." Lu Jianyang laughed wildly while holding the phone. "Let you kill me, you know how powerful I am."

[The shooter on the opposite side, you wait! ] The jungler who jumped at nothing left angrily and said harsh words.

Lu Jianyang replied cheaply [Grandpa is waiting for you. 】

"Don't be afraid of him." Jiang Jixin said, "I've grown up."

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In the following time, the opponent's jungler desperately went to the bottom lane to catch the shooter, but every time he didn't have to approach, he was picked up by the elusive Jiang Jixin halfway, or he finally got close, and he didn't wait until he hit him with a stick. Then I found out that I was in an ambush.

one kill

Second kill

Triple kill

Four kills

Five kills!

The mentality of the jungler on the opposite side collapsed.

[Are you a jungler and a shooter a couple!Why do you kill me as soon as I catch him, and you kill me as soon as I catch him!If it's not for the couple, can you give me some face, don't worry about this handicap, I have to avenge our Omega! 】

"Oh, let me go, he actually wanted you to leave me alone, and even said I was handicapped!" Lu Jianyang was very angry. Although he is not a master, he is not related to the handicapped. Anyway, he also has the title of a national uniform shooter .

"En." Jiang Jixin glanced at the angry Lu Jianyang, and said calmly, "Yes, how should I reply?"

"I'm coming!" Lu Jianyang rolled up his sleeves and turned on his voice eagerly. "The jungler on the other side, let me tell you, our Alpha is going to kill your Omega next, so protect him if you have the ability, scumbag!"

After Lu Jianyang finished speaking, he sat back on the bed heavily, not noticing that there was something wrong with what he said in a hurry just now, and Da Ma Jin Dao began to point out Jiang Shan. "Brother, beat him!"

The prince, Jiang Jixin, was not at all unhappy about being usurped, so he smiled lightly and said, "Okay."

Lu Jianyang forgot to turn off the voice, and the sound of "brother beat him" was also transmitted.

"Fuck..." The rest of the people on the opposite side were hurt by the fish, and couldn't help cursing. "It's really annoying to meet couple dogs every time you play a game, show your affection, and get pregnant quickly!"

"Hey——" Lu Jianyang's energy came up again, and he said pretentiously, "Aren't you envious? If you are envious, just say, it's not shameful. After all, not all Alphas can protect their own Omega. My brother is amazing. Yes, right?"

"Fuck you!" The jungler on the opposite side was overwhelmed by his insinuations, and began to spray on the mic. "It's the first time I've seen such a coquettish Omega, you are a coquette, can you scream like this when you are in heat?"

Lu Jianyang's eyes widened, and he became even angrier. Just as he was about to continue his confrontation, Jiang Jixin reached out and turned off the microphone for him.

"Fuck..." At this time, a person opposite said: "Brother, this Omega sounds underage, is it appropriate for you to say that?" Not to mention underage, even if it is an adult, it is too ugly to scold like that.

Under Lu Jianyang's suspicious gaze, Jiang Jishen opened his own microphone, pressed his lips close together, and said deeply, "Even if the waves call you, you won't be able to hear it, you scumbag."

His voice was low and deep, and Lu Jianyang was almost blinded by this sudden coquettish manipulation. Looking at him directly, Jiang Jixin is indeed a talent, including irritating people.After he finished speaking, he turned his head and asked Lu Jianyang. "My baby Omega, do you want Pentakill?"

"Ah?" Lu Jianyang was stunned by his "precious" sound, but looking at Jiang Jixin's familiar face with a hint of an annoying smile, it was the first time that he felt so spring breeze, so cheap, he raised his lips, He said: "Of course, brother~"

After hearing this show, goosebumps soared on the opposite side, and they just wanted to surrender.

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Jiang Jixin then took Lu Jianyang to scan the wild areas on both sides, and while making up for him, he took him to arrest people from all walks of life, specifically targeting junglers and mages.

Jiang Jixin developed well in the early stage, and held down the jungler and mage on the opposite side. After cutting off the economy, he hit two, one hit three, one hit four, and five kills!

"Awwhhhhh!!!" Lu Jianyang couldn't hide his excitement. "Penta kills!" He has been playing games for so long, and he has never won them a few times. Tonight's game can be recorded in history.

Lu Jianyang was taken very well, happily followed Jiang Jixin to eat money, and took the head, obviously he should be the AD, but now he is going to be taken by the jungler to fly and win, thinking this is the sourness of hugging thighs?

After the round ended, Jiang Jixin and Lu Jianyang returned to the room.

"You are so amazing!" In reality, Lu Jianyang dropped his phone, and there was still a beautiful pentakill poster on the screen. His eyes lit up and he said happily, "Jiang Jixin, you are really the most powerful person I have ever seen!"

"Yeah." Seeing that his eyes were full of stars, Jiang Jixin half-jokingly said, "It's your Alpha after all."

"Hahahahahaha." Only then did Lu Jianyang remember his annoying joke just now, and punched him in the chest with a smile. "Go on, let's go to bed after this game."

"Do you still want five kills?" Jiang Jixin asked.

"Of course I thought about it." Lu Jianyang clicked into the game interface and said, "I'll choose a support for this game." If they were a little calmer, they couldn't suppress the economy on the other side so that everyone couldn't get up.

Lu Jianyang ordered a deer character, and said: "Let me play this, you can kill yours, and I will fuck you in case of danger."

Jiang Jixin: "..." For a moment, he thought that Lu Jianyang wanted to tease him again.He raised half his eyelids and looked over.Lu Jianyang was changing his skin with a silly face, and he didn't care about the misunderstanding and imagination just now.

Jiang Jixin smiled helplessly and chose ADC. "Okay, I'll let you go."

The two cooperated for another round, this time the opponent was stronger, and it was only at the end that they managed to get a quadruple kill.But Lu Jianyang was already very satisfied.

He put down his phone and rubbed his sore eyes.

"It's really cool to play tonight." Lu Jianyang lay on his back on the bed, looked sideways at Jiang Jixin who was sitting next to him, and said with admiration from the bottom of his heart, "I found that you are really good, you can do everything." Study, game , exercise, as if nothing can stop him. "Hey—" Lu Jianyang patted his knee. "Aren't you tired?"

"Occasionally." Jiang Jixin simply tidied up the mechanical keyboards, dirty clothes and other sundries that Lu Jianyang had piled up on the bed before and put them on the ground. "But just take a break."

"Bastard." Lu Jianyang turned over, slowly moved to the bed, picked up the dirty clothes that Jiang Jixin had packed for him, and put them into the laundry basket, planning to hire a part-time worker to clean the house tomorrow. They are all cleaned up, and they really can't hang on their faces.

"Do you want to consider living in my house in the future?" Lu Jianyang came back after putting down his clothes, and said, "Otherwise, we both end up so late every day, and it would be troublesome for you to run around. Anyway, I am the only one in my house, and there are many empty rooms. , you can pick any one.”

Jiang Jixin opened half of his eyelids. "Lu Jianyang, do you know what it means for an Omega to invite an Alpha to live at home?"

"What?" Lu Jianyang took off his shirt in front of him in a funny way, raised his hands and spread them out indifferently. "What can you do to me?"

Jiang Jixin found it funny, where did this Omega come from so confident?Or blind trust.

"I can." Jiang Jixin suddenly leaned forward, put one hand on Lu Jianyang's shoulder and threw him onto the bed.