Sell your pheromones
Chapter 82 The Legendary Double Standard Dog
Ou Xing shrank his neck, tried his best to shrink himself into a ball and got out of Lu Jianyang's arms, and said weakly: "Can you hit me next time? Don't hug me..."
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang let go of his hand, wondering if this guy is crazy?Take the initiative to fight.
Jiang Jishen waved to Qian Xincheng, and the four of them followed the large group out of the sports field and onto the Yonglu Road, and then walked towards the school gate.
On the way, Jiang Jixin asked Lu Jianyang. "What do you want to eat?"
"Let's go to the food street." Lu Jianyang said, "I want to eat spicy hot pot."
The food street next to the school has a booming business all year round, and the entrances of each store are blocked by private cars.It's meal time now, and there are no seats for the spicy hot pot without a reservation in advance.
Jiang Jixin held the number plate and negotiated with the waiter at the door.
At the entrance of the restaurant, there is a small stall of fried stinky tofu with a mobile cart.
Stinky tofu is something that people who like to eat love it like life, and those who can't stand the taste wish to lose their sense of smell on the spot.
Ou Xing covered his nose as soon as he came over, but he was still dizzy from the smoke, and Qian Xincheng held his breath.Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up when he smelled the authentic smell, and he licked his lower lip. Without waiting for Qian Xincheng to stop him, he ran over and plunged into the crowd.
"It's over, it's over." Qian Xincheng watched Lu Jianyang follow the flow of people to break through the outer circle and enter the inner circle with experience, and soon chatted with the fried tofu aunt inside. "Auntie, I want four skewers."
"Do you know?" Qian Xincheng said to Ou Xing, his eyes lingering in the crowd, "The first and last time I ate stinky tofu was when I was in elementary school. I was young and naive at that time, and I bought it on the way home from school. Two strings of stinky tofu were kindly given to Jiang Jixin."
Looking back on the tragedy that year, Qian Xincheng will never forget it.Jiang Jixin's gaze at that time cast aside Stinky Tofu and him coldly, as if he wanted to cut them alive together.
"Later, that beast not only didn't talk to me for a month." Qian Xincheng complained, wiping away tears. "And when handing in the homework, he didn't even rely on me with the notebook. He thinks I'm funny."
"Hmm..." Ou Xing pinched his nose, he was not around, so he finally had the courage to say something. "Pervert." He looked at Lu Jianyang who was dying, and began to worry in a low voice, worried for himself and the friends in the group, and asked: "Then the prince will not kiss him this month?"
The CP I knocked on has not interacted shyly for a month, how should I live?
"It's more than that." Although Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing were not worried about the same thing, he still pointed out with the transparency of those who have experienced it: "And the homework books will not even be placed next to each other."
When Lu Jianyang squeezed out of the crowd holding the stinky tofu wrapped in chili and sesame oil, Jiang Jixin just finished negotiating with the clerk and allowed them to enter the venue early for the next table.
Holding the paper bag, Lu Jianyang took out a bunch and took a bite, the bite was full of oil and fragrant.This taste, this topping, this crispy outside and tender inside, just two words - exquisite!
"Do you want to eat?" Lu Jianyang felt that he had discovered delicious food, and couldn't wait to run over to share it with everyone.He ran over in three steps and two steps, and poked the string of stinky tofu that he had bitten off in front of Jiang Jixin, then turned his head and held the paper bag in front of Qian Xincheng, and greeted warmly: "Hurry up while it's hot, it's hot."
Ou Xing couldn't enjoy such delicacies, and was so smoked that he took several steps back.
Although Qian Xincheng could eat it, he didn't dare to eat it. After all, he planned to discuss the topic with Jiang Jixin in the next month.Qian Xincheng covered his body with his hands and pushed it out. He caught a glimpse of the side from the corner of his eye and hissed. Lu Jianyang didn't notice just now that the tip of the stick with stinky tofu oil was directly stuck on Jiang Jishen's school uniform.
Qian Xincheng's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly winked at Lu Jianyang—take a look!You are done! ! !
If eating stinky tofu would kill Jiang Jixin, then it would be Ling Chi if he got it.
Although Ou Xing was dizzy from the smoke, Lu Jianyang reacted quickly. Seeing Qian Xincheng's signal, he stared at Jiang Jishen's school uniform in horror, took a quick breath of air-conditioning with stinky tofu, and immediately confronted the slow-moving Lu Jianyang with Qian Xincheng. Jian Yang winked - idiot, you got into trouble!
Ou Xing was anxious: Will the monitor have a tendency to domestic violence? ? ? ! ! !Is the CP I knocked on so BE? !
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang didn't understand what the two of them were making eye contact with. With spicy oil on the corner of his mouth, he followed the gazes of Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing, looked at Jiang Jishen suspiciously, and then saw his own stick on Jiang Jishen's chest school uniform On the top, that piece happened to be the white part, with the tip of the bamboo stick as the center, a fingernail-sized orange oil flower bloomed.
Lu Jianyang's hands trembled, and the stinky tofu was scattered all over without holding it firmly, and he stepped back several steps in panic.
"That, that, that..." Lu Jianyang took out a tissue from his pocket. "I'll go back and wash it for you. Wash it by hand, rub it vigorously, and spray perfume after washing to ensure that there is no trace or smell." Lu Jianyang still remembers that he and Jiang Jixin had an initial quarrel because his chocolate was dirty on the first day of school. The opponent's school uniform.
So the bastard gave him a cold face for two and a half years, this time it was stinky tofu, and it smelled...
"It's okay." Jiang Jixin's attention just now has been on the corner of Lu Jianyang's mouth, and it seems that he was belatedly aware. He took the paper towel that Lu Jianyang was in a hurry and didn't wipe his clothes. Instead, he stepped forward and dipped the corner of Lu Jianyang's mouth with pepper Oil wipe off.
Under such circumstances, Lu Jianyang was flattered and pursed his red lips, a little suspicious that this was the calm before the storm.Qian Xincheng's eyes widened, feeling as if he was about to witness a transformation.
After Jiang Jixin wiped his mouth for him, he lowered his head, folded the paper towel in half and used a clean place to casually sweep over the oil stain twice, but the effect was negligible.He took off his soiled school uniform jacket and put it on his arm, his eyes swept over Lu Jian's stinky tofu, which had dropped all over the ground just now, and still spared no effort to let out its breath, and Lu Jianyang followed him to look at the "culprit".
"That..." Lu Jianyang wanted to say that he would never eat it again.Because Jiang Jixin didn't like these junk foods, especially the ones with a strong taste.
Jiang Jixin put his hand on the top of his head and rubbed it. "It's all dirty, don't want it. Eat first, and I'll buy it for you after eating."
"Huh?" Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up instantly as if he had been pardoned, feeling that he had risen from hell to the clouds, and confirmed again: "Can you still eat?"
Jiang Jixin said, "Yes, but we have to eat first."
Lu Jianyang: "That's fine!"
Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing stood where they were, watching them walk into the hotpot restaurant peacefully and harmoniously.
Ou Xing turned his face away, looked at Qian Xincheng silently, very puzzled—is this because he didn't even rely on his homework?
Qian Xincheng took a few breaths, but couldn't help but swear. "Damn it, double-standard dog!"
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang let go of his hand, wondering if this guy is crazy?Take the initiative to fight.
Jiang Jishen waved to Qian Xincheng, and the four of them followed the large group out of the sports field and onto the Yonglu Road, and then walked towards the school gate.
On the way, Jiang Jixin asked Lu Jianyang. "What do you want to eat?"
"Let's go to the food street." Lu Jianyang said, "I want to eat spicy hot pot."
The food street next to the school has a booming business all year round, and the entrances of each store are blocked by private cars.It's meal time now, and there are no seats for the spicy hot pot without a reservation in advance.
Jiang Jixin held the number plate and negotiated with the waiter at the door.
At the entrance of the restaurant, there is a small stall of fried stinky tofu with a mobile cart.
Stinky tofu is something that people who like to eat love it like life, and those who can't stand the taste wish to lose their sense of smell on the spot.
Ou Xing covered his nose as soon as he came over, but he was still dizzy from the smoke, and Qian Xincheng held his breath.Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up when he smelled the authentic smell, and he licked his lower lip. Without waiting for Qian Xincheng to stop him, he ran over and plunged into the crowd.
"It's over, it's over." Qian Xincheng watched Lu Jianyang follow the flow of people to break through the outer circle and enter the inner circle with experience, and soon chatted with the fried tofu aunt inside. "Auntie, I want four skewers."
"Do you know?" Qian Xincheng said to Ou Xing, his eyes lingering in the crowd, "The first and last time I ate stinky tofu was when I was in elementary school. I was young and naive at that time, and I bought it on the way home from school. Two strings of stinky tofu were kindly given to Jiang Jixin."
Looking back on the tragedy that year, Qian Xincheng will never forget it.Jiang Jixin's gaze at that time cast aside Stinky Tofu and him coldly, as if he wanted to cut them alive together.
"Later, that beast not only didn't talk to me for a month." Qian Xincheng complained, wiping away tears. "And when handing in the homework, he didn't even rely on me with the notebook. He thinks I'm funny."
"Hmm..." Ou Xing pinched his nose, he was not around, so he finally had the courage to say something. "Pervert." He looked at Lu Jianyang who was dying, and began to worry in a low voice, worried for himself and the friends in the group, and asked: "Then the prince will not kiss him this month?"
The CP I knocked on has not interacted shyly for a month, how should I live?
"It's more than that." Although Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing were not worried about the same thing, he still pointed out with the transparency of those who have experienced it: "And the homework books will not even be placed next to each other."
When Lu Jianyang squeezed out of the crowd holding the stinky tofu wrapped in chili and sesame oil, Jiang Jixin just finished negotiating with the clerk and allowed them to enter the venue early for the next table.
Holding the paper bag, Lu Jianyang took out a bunch and took a bite, the bite was full of oil and fragrant.This taste, this topping, this crispy outside and tender inside, just two words - exquisite!
"Do you want to eat?" Lu Jianyang felt that he had discovered delicious food, and couldn't wait to run over to share it with everyone.He ran over in three steps and two steps, and poked the string of stinky tofu that he had bitten off in front of Jiang Jixin, then turned his head and held the paper bag in front of Qian Xincheng, and greeted warmly: "Hurry up while it's hot, it's hot."
Ou Xing couldn't enjoy such delicacies, and was so smoked that he took several steps back.
Although Qian Xincheng could eat it, he didn't dare to eat it. After all, he planned to discuss the topic with Jiang Jixin in the next month.Qian Xincheng covered his body with his hands and pushed it out. He caught a glimpse of the side from the corner of his eye and hissed. Lu Jianyang didn't notice just now that the tip of the stick with stinky tofu oil was directly stuck on Jiang Jishen's school uniform.
Qian Xincheng's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly winked at Lu Jianyang—take a look!You are done! ! !
If eating stinky tofu would kill Jiang Jixin, then it would be Ling Chi if he got it.
Although Ou Xing was dizzy from the smoke, Lu Jianyang reacted quickly. Seeing Qian Xincheng's signal, he stared at Jiang Jishen's school uniform in horror, took a quick breath of air-conditioning with stinky tofu, and immediately confronted the slow-moving Lu Jianyang with Qian Xincheng. Jian Yang winked - idiot, you got into trouble!
Ou Xing was anxious: Will the monitor have a tendency to domestic violence? ? ? ! ! !Is the CP I knocked on so BE? !
"Ah?" Lu Jianyang didn't understand what the two of them were making eye contact with. With spicy oil on the corner of his mouth, he followed the gazes of Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing, looked at Jiang Jishen suspiciously, and then saw his own stick on Jiang Jishen's chest school uniform On the top, that piece happened to be the white part, with the tip of the bamboo stick as the center, a fingernail-sized orange oil flower bloomed.
Lu Jianyang's hands trembled, and the stinky tofu was scattered all over without holding it firmly, and he stepped back several steps in panic.
"That, that, that..." Lu Jianyang took out a tissue from his pocket. "I'll go back and wash it for you. Wash it by hand, rub it vigorously, and spray perfume after washing to ensure that there is no trace or smell." Lu Jianyang still remembers that he and Jiang Jixin had an initial quarrel because his chocolate was dirty on the first day of school. The opponent's school uniform.
So the bastard gave him a cold face for two and a half years, this time it was stinky tofu, and it smelled...
"It's okay." Jiang Jixin's attention just now has been on the corner of Lu Jianyang's mouth, and it seems that he was belatedly aware. He took the paper towel that Lu Jianyang was in a hurry and didn't wipe his clothes. Instead, he stepped forward and dipped the corner of Lu Jianyang's mouth with pepper Oil wipe off.
Under such circumstances, Lu Jianyang was flattered and pursed his red lips, a little suspicious that this was the calm before the storm.Qian Xincheng's eyes widened, feeling as if he was about to witness a transformation.
After Jiang Jixin wiped his mouth for him, he lowered his head, folded the paper towel in half and used a clean place to casually sweep over the oil stain twice, but the effect was negligible.He took off his soiled school uniform jacket and put it on his arm, his eyes swept over Lu Jian's stinky tofu, which had dropped all over the ground just now, and still spared no effort to let out its breath, and Lu Jianyang followed him to look at the "culprit".
"That..." Lu Jianyang wanted to say that he would never eat it again.Because Jiang Jixin didn't like these junk foods, especially the ones with a strong taste.
Jiang Jixin put his hand on the top of his head and rubbed it. "It's all dirty, don't want it. Eat first, and I'll buy it for you after eating."
"Huh?" Lu Jianyang's eyes lit up instantly as if he had been pardoned, feeling that he had risen from hell to the clouds, and confirmed again: "Can you still eat?"
Jiang Jixin said, "Yes, but we have to eat first."
Lu Jianyang: "That's fine!"
Qian Xincheng and Ou Xing stood where they were, watching them walk into the hotpot restaurant peacefully and harmoniously.
Ou Xing turned his face away, looked at Qian Xincheng silently, very puzzled—is this because he didn't even rely on his homework?
Qian Xincheng took a few breaths, but couldn't help but swear. "Damn it, double-standard dog!"
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