How to set up a god with a terrible person [Quick Transmigration]

▍Two worlds

"excuse me."

Xiao Lv twisted his neck, recovered his misplaced cervical spine, and then lied without changing his face and heartbeat: "I'm not dead yet, I just passed out just now."

"Ah? Oh, that's right..." The Bai Jing boy was visibly relieved.

The thin and tall man pushed his eyes: "But I just observed you when I came in, and your bleeding seems to have reached the limit of normal people."

The Bai Jing boy raised his breath of relief again.

Xiao Lv started to move his arms and continued to lie: "You read it wrong, I was killing zombies before I fell, those are not my blood, and have you ever seen talking zombies?"

The tall and thin man frowned: "That's not true..."

The body's repair process went smoothly, and there were no scars left on Xiao Lu's body surface.

He looked at the two of them: "What's your name?"

The white and clean boy reached out and poked the waist of the person next to him: "It looks like a person."

The tall and thin man sized Xiao Lv several times: "Hmm...but, it's strange."

When he found out that it wasn't a zombie, the innocent young man became more courageous, and teased, "With your 800-degree eyes, it's so normal to see something wrong. Didn't you regard an old man carrying a mop as your goddess before? "

The thin and tall man: "...can you stop mentioning this shit."

The white and clean boy waved his hand to Xiao Lv: "Hello, my name is Ai Zhenzhen, and the name looks like a girl's parents' fault."

The thin and tall man no longer struggled with the question of whether he was dead or not, and nodded slightly to Xiao Li: "Haus, like him, is a sophomore in high school."

Xiao Lu also reported his family name: "My name is Chi Lu, a senior in high school."

Ai Zhenzhen covered her mouth: "Chi Lv!! That academy is super invincible and crazy, cool and dazzling Lv Aotian?"

The corners of Xiao Lu's eyes twitched: "... Where did this strange name come from?"

Ai Zhenzhen: "It's just...your fanboys say so. Although the girls say this name is dirty, it can't stand the feeling."

Howes: "They say you can fight ten of them, fly a plane with your bare hands, pick up a train with one hand, once fought against pirates on the high seas alone, and have been honored as guests of honor by more than 60 countries..."

"Stop—" Xiao Lu couldn't help covering his face, his ears were red: "...Stop talking."

What kind of outrageous rumors are this so silly, embarrassing and middle school.

After a brief conversation, Xiao Li learned that these two people came to other dormitories to search for food, but they were very unlucky, and almost all the food that could be eaten was taken away by the previous people, and only some leftovers might go to heaven where they were eaten of.

Ai Zhenzhen sighed, holding a baguette that had been air-dried for a week in his left hand, and a solid big Lieba that was hard to break through in his right hand, making a clear "bang bang" sound when he strove left and right.

Hao Si knocked on the edge of the bed with a mooncake picked up on the ground, and it sounded like gold and iron striking each other.

"Oh..." The two sighed in unison.

Facing the frustrated two, Xiao Lv had nothing to do. When he fell down the stairs, he had no backpack on his body, and he didn't know where his weapon was. He only had a useless ability left.

"Have you ever thought about going out?" Xiao Li asked.

Ai Zhenzhen: "Of course I thought about it, but look below, there are a lot of zombies, both of us are war scum, we don't have weapons yet, and we go out to deliver food to them."

Haoss: "According to my calculations, the probability of us getting out alive is less than 10%."

"To be exact, it's 0.1025%." Ivan whispered.

Very good, two out-and-out war scum.

And Xiao Lv is definitely going out, neither of them seem to have the old foxy smell that Mr. A is familiar with, and they don't know where Mr. A is and when they can meet.

"Go, find out what can be used, and I will take you out."

After a busy day.

In the end, the things in front of Xiao Li are:

A pair of school pants that have not been washed for a long time and are stiff.

A slipper with a strange smell.

Half broomstick.

I don’t know whose illegal electrical appliance was confiscated, but the pot cover that survived was metal, but it was as big as a palm.

It seems that the broomstick is more reliable, Xiao Lu tried to grab this thing, but heard a crisp click sound, the plastic of the broomstick has aged, and it will break when pinched, the mille-feuille is better than this thing solid.

Xiao Li: "..."

Is this the power of the cannon fodder halo?

His eyes skipped over the unreliable sundries on the ground, and came to something called food reserves.

Maybe it was because he took it too seriously, Ai Zhenzhen couldn't help asking: "What's the matter, brother Lu?"

Xiao Li said, "Maybe we can rely on them to get out."

Ai Zhenzhen's eyes widened: "Die, die out?"

Xiao Li: "..."

Howes: "..."

"Of course not." Xiao Lu reached out and picked up the nearly one-meter-long baguette and weighed it in his hand.This baguette has been placed for too long, and it feels solid like a baseball bat in my hand.

"While they've reached a point where humans can't beat them as food, it's also taken them into new territory."

He pointed to the French stick in his hand: "Physics Holy Sword Collection skin."

Pointing to the dark brown big Lieba again: "The traditional shield of the fighting nation."

Finally, the fingertips landed on the rock-solid mooncake issued by the school: "Seasonal limited bricks. In this way, we have weapons, armor, and mid-range throwing weapons."

After a while, Ai Zhenzhen and Hao Sihe held the big Liba in front of them as shields.

Xiao Lv stood at the front with a stick in his hand, and in his pockets were all the mooncakes they could find, which were quite a lot and heavy.

It seems that there are quite a few students who fall for this kind of food rich in humanistic feelings and teachers' care.

Ai Zhenzhen was still a little timid: "Lü, Brother Lü, is it really all right?"

"Didn't it mean that I can hit ten at a time? Just keep up."

The three formed a queue of eagles catching chickens and walked towards the outside of the school.

At this time, there was no one in the school.Under the moonlight, the corridors were empty, and the dormitories along the way were in a mess, with traces of blood and struggles visible.

The process of several people walking downstairs to the dormitory went smoothly.

But the direction from the dormitory to the school gate has to pass through the largest playground, and the surrounding area is empty, and there is nothing that can be used as a shelter.

Almost as soon as he stepped into the playground, Xiao Lv heard rustling noises around him, accompanied by the inhuman growls of zombies.

Ai Zhenzhen and Hao Si couldn't help shaking together, then reached out to cover each other's mouths, and signaled with their eyes that the other party must not make a sound.

It can be said to be cowardly and tacit.

"Go." Xiao Lv said in a low voice.

He took the two of them and walked towards the door as lightly as possible.

Soon, zombies chased after the three of them.They shook their bodies and stretched out their arms towards the body exuding vitality, greedily trying to devour the three of them.

"Woooo..." Ai Zhenzhen couldn't help but panic.He held the big Lieba on top of his head, closed his eyes and ran forward.

Seeing that the playground was halfway through, a window on the second floor opened.A female zombie in a white dress with fluttering hair stood upstairs and screamed at the three of them.

This movement attracted the attention of the three of them.

Ai Zhenzhen turned her head and saw the figure on the second floor.

He stammered and said to Haos beside him, "Look, is she your goddess?"

"Senior Lin..." Hao Si's eyes widened and his heart ached.

He still remembered that it was after class one day, he stood on the playground and raised his head against the setting sun, just in time to see a senior in a white dress sitting by the window, smiling at him.

In an instant, everything around him seemed to disappear, leaving only the pure white on the girl's body, which was deeply engraved in his memory.

That was the most vivid picture in his memory, but now it has become a youth that he can never get back.

Hao Si couldn't help but blushed.

But the boy's sadness had just started, and the zombie senior sister Lin let out another roar.

This time the voice was sharper. Following her roar, all the nearby zombies became agitated and rushed towards the playground one after another, like beasts ordered by the leader.

Ai Zhenzhen's voice trembled: "Well...you said, does your goddess really want...to keep you?"

Hao Si looked upstairs with red eyes: "Is she still thinking of me..."

Xiao Li: "What do you miss, warming her stomach? Guess you can add up to enough for her to eat a few meals."

"..." Hao Si's face turned pale, and he didn't know where his youthful feelings had gone.

He has imagined 100 futures of this first love, but he never imagined that the ignorant love in his youth would end in such a rough way.

Look at how enthusiastic his goddess eyes are, as if he wants to eat people.

Ah no, she just wants to eat people!

Seeing more and more zombies gathered, Xiao Lv yelled at the two idiots: "Come on, don't look at the goddess! If you go any further, you will really warm your stomach, don't you really have this hobby?!"

The three of them turned around and ran away.

As he ran, Hao Si burst into tears: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow-""

Ai Zhenzhen comforted him: "Brother, there is a first time for everything, just get used to it."

"Who the hell is going to get used to the goddess turning into a zombie!" Hao Si growled while crying.

Zombies appeared more and more, coming towards the three of them from all directions.

Xiao Lv had only one person, a baguette of unknown strength, and two senior oil bottles.After all, the French stick itself is light in weight, and has no sharp points, so its attack power is not very strong, and you must be careful of being scratched and bitten by zombies. It is very difficult for them to move forward.

Soon, even many zombies appeared on their way forward.

The leader was wearing a plaid shirt, with a big belly, a Mediterranean head, and two deep nasolabial folds on his face. If he was still alive, he must be a very difficult person to get along with.

Of course, death will only make it more difficult to get along with.

Ai Zhenzhen looked terrified: "Hey, old class——"

The homeroom teacher opened his mouth wide towards him, revealing his fangs with blood stains and minced meat inside, and bit down hard.

Ai Zhenzhen subconsciously raised the traditional shield of the fighting nation in his hand to block it, only to feel the heavy impact coming from his hand, and he almost couldn't grasp it.

But thinking of the head teacher's face that was more terrifying than before, he felt that he could hold on a little longer.

The tenacious Da Lieba was not broken, but bravely left the class teacher with three teeth.

"Wow--"

Ai Zhenzhen screamed after escaping from the tiger's mouth, and tried to escape to the side.

But another figure blocked his way even faster.

Ai Zhenzhen raised her head subconsciously, and screamed even worse: "Old Wu——"

his math teacher.

The math teacher screamed at him, as if roaring every time he was in class.The flower-like saliva of the goddess evolved into thick green juice, which fell on the ground and corroded the playground into several large smoking holes.

Even the big Lieba was smoking.

The zombies of the class teacher and the math teacher attacked from left to right, trapping three bad students who were trying to escape from the school.

When sneaking out of school at night, which one is more frightening to meet a living teacher or a dead teacher?

The head teacher let out an angry shout, and charged forward with the responsibility of front-line educators.

Xiao Lv brandished a hard French stick and stabbed the head teacher who was about to give the students a love education to the ground.

The baguette, worthy of being a baguette, has been fighting for so long and is still in the air.

Immediately afterwards, the math teacher looked at the gap and attacked Ai Zhenzhen and his teeth and claws. Green saliva slipped from the corner of his mouth, as if he wanted to have a special after-school tutoring.

"Wow—" the two screamed.

Xiao Lv reached into his pocket and took out a mooncake, and threw it at him from a distance, hitting the back of his head.

thump.

The math teacher fell to the ground, with a large dent in the back of his head, and died heroically in the process of preventing the students from leaving school late at night.

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感谢在2021-12-3116:31:55~2022-01-0120:07:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Hushu, Taotao 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of Sunai; 3 bottles of salted fish;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!