Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

"Fortunately, it's not popular to work overtime 996 in the goblin circle, and we'll finish work on time, otherwise we'd be too cold!" Yu Guo took a big gulp of beer, his eyes filled with the joy of life after the catastrophe.

"But... we were actually defeated by the goblins..." Galina finished eating three chicken thighs, wiped his mouth and finally remembered something, his eyes gradually became depressed, "It's unbelievable."

"No! Don't talk nonsense!" Yu Guo slammed the wine glass on the table.

Thinking that he is a majestic demon king, he was almost KO by low-level monsters like goblins. If other monsters find out about this, what will he do in the future!

"This is called tactical failure, strategic victory! Understand!"

Galina shook her head suspiciously.

"It is to give the enemy some sweetness first, let him relax his vigilance, and then go deep into it, and catch them all!"

After finishing speaking, Yu Guo waved his hand, and said boldly: "A mere goblin, don't be afraid!"

"Ah! That's how it is! You are indeed Mr. Yu Guo!"

Galina suddenly realized, and nodded and clapped vigorously in cooperation; even Yule clapped his hands blankly.

With sparse applause, Yule asked coldly, "So, what specific plans does the Summoner have?"

"Cough, cough, cough." Yu Guo suddenly thought of the messy koi, and almost choked to death with his own saliva, so he hurriedly said, "In short... In short, let's go to the Adventurer's Guild to find out. information!"

"The rating of the goblin crusade mission is actually S-level!" Yu Guo sighed as he looked at the poster in the mission guild.

"Aren't you new here? The goblins in the cave are powerful. Not only are they numerous, but they're also very cunning—" the man with the sword on his back sighed.

"How cunning?" Yu Guo asked hastily.

"They will lure adventurers to go deep, and they will also sneak attacks in the jungle. Different goblins have different divisions of labor." He pointed to the yellowed crusade announcement, "Anyway, no one has ever completed this task."

Yu Guo stared at the bulletin board, lost in thought.

I didn't expect the mere goblin to be so terrifying!So, is it too late to retract what I said earlier?

"Tear~" Yu Guo hadn't figured out why yet, Yule had already torn down the task list for hunting down goblins.

"Hey...don't, don't be impulsive!" Yu Guo said very spinelessly, "We...we can't fight now, the fearless sacrifice is not worth it..."

Yule ignored him, but went straight to the task front desk, slapped the poster of the Goblin Crusade mission on the table, and took out one gold bar after another from the space ring...

The gold bars piled up in front of him to form a small gold mountain, and Yule's deep, powerful and confident voice echoed in the guild hall——

"Please re-issue this mission. If the crusade is successful, each participant will be rewarded with a gold bar!"

The guild hall suddenly became very quiet.

After a while, adventurers with bows and arrows, long swords, and staffs swarmed from all corners, and surrounded the registration window...

Looking at the agitated crowd surrounded by Jinshan, Yu Guo remembered an old adage - you and I have no destiny, it depends on me to pay for it!

Damn, can you do whatever you want with money?

"Your." A cuboid was suddenly stuffed into Yu Guo's hand.He looked down - oh!This smooth shape, dazzling light, and that alluring and sinful smell—isn't this a gold bar!

"Aren't you only rewarded for the success of the crusade?" Yu Guo rubbed the gold bar and asked doubtfully.

"I won't lose, take it."

Bewitched by Yuer's deep and firm voice and the gold bars, Yu Guo resolutely put aside the thought of hating the rich just now, put the gold bars into his pocket, and nodded affectionately at Yuer— —It looks like a starlet on the 38th line who just took over the Hermès Birkin bag from the patron's father.

Yes, having money means being able to do whatever you want.

……

There are more than 30 people who signed up to participate in the crusade, and they were divided into 3 groups according to the fighter, mage, and priest. According to past information, there are a lot of goblins in the cave. Goblins' "break time" for sneak attacks.After everything was arranged, everyone went back to prepare.

Yu Guo lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, feeling vaguely uneasy.

The street battle in the morning is vivid, and these goblins actually hide their whereabouts to lure the enemy to outflank them, which really makes people a little concerned.No matter how you look at it, it doesn't match the gift pack for beginners in memory, and the goblin whose IQ and combat power are about equal to 1...

So, he seriously recalled the anime he had watched before his death—indeed, in some special settings, low-level monsters like goblins and slimes are also very strong.

The ghost knows what kind of messed things that old fat house driver game planner saw!

Thinking of this, Yu Guo got up from the bed.

No, he still needs to make some preparations!

Yu Guo quickly visited all the item stores in the town. When he came out of the item store with a pile of leather armor and short knives, he happened to meet the owner of the pharmacy next door who was struggling to move a red sign to the door.

I have to say that the "bigsale" in gold letters on a red background is quite eye-catching.

"Brother, come in and have a look!" The boss beckoned to him at the door, "There will be an event at the end of the month, and the whole audience will get a discount of 100 if you spend 50 silver coins. If you are sick or not, take some medicine. It is better to take medicine than suffer! If you are not good, just look at it." Look, look, and it doesn't cost money!"

Before Yu Guo could open her mouth, she was dragged enthusiastically into the shop by the boss with her arms around her shoulders.

Boss: "This medicine has a very good healing effect. It removes scars without leaving any marks. It only costs 30 silver coins after the discount"

Yu Guo: "Aside from removing scars, does it have other functions? Can it restore blood and mana?"

Boss: "Can't..."

Yu Guo: "..."

Boss: "Look at this again. It can increase the resistance to magic. A bottle only costs 5 silver coins. Rounding up, it means free money!"

Yu Guo: "How much can I add to a bottle at a time?"

Boss: "+1 point..."

Yu Guo: "..."

Seeing that Yu Guo was about to leave, the boss quickly grabbed Yu Guo's hand, pulled him into a corner, and said very mysteriously, "To tell you the truth, I actually have a treasure at the bottom of the box, and you will be satisfied."

As he said that, the boss pulled out a small bag from under the counter, "This is Dragon Bone Strengthening Powder, which is made from dragon bones. It can reduce magic damage and physical damage, and it can also remove poison, increase action speed and explosive power. In short, Do anything!"

"Is this really made of a dragon bone?"

"No! I've been here for ten years, and I've never lied to anyone! And such a big bag only costs 998 silver coins! 998, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled, only 998..."

Yu Guo thought for a moment, raised her hand and put out ten round gold coins on the toilet table, "Okay, give me 10 packs!"

Yu Guo stuffed the medicine into the interspatial ring, and after returning to the hotel, he distributed a few pieces of equipment to each of Yule and Galina, and finally lay down on the bed with peace of mind, and fell asleep not long after.

At noon, the cheerful bell rang again as promised.Goblins in the distance entered the cave in twos and threes.

As the last goblin in the field of vision got into the hole, the adventurers hiding in the haystacks and bushes also entered the hole silently, sneaking silently in the dark.

The eyesight is limited in the dark, so that when the team members in front suddenly stopped, the people behind had no time to brake, and suddenly bumped into each other one after another, falling like dominoes.

"Why did it stop?"

"There are three roads ahead."

"Let's go separately?"

"It's not clear what's going on here, just in case the power is dispersed..."

"Shut up!" Yule's cold voice came from the darkness, "something is coming."

There was the sound of "slap, slap" footsteps in the darkness.

The voice went from far to near...and stopped a few steps away from them.

Two scarlet dots suddenly appeared in the dark cave. The red dots turned around and sniffed at the direction where Galina was standing, as if they suddenly discovered something, and rushed towards him...

Scarlet eyes and sharp fangs suddenly magnified in front of his eyes, Galina clenched his staff tightly and was about to breathe fire...

The monster stopped at a punch away from him and stopped moving forward.

The flat head with its fangs bared drooped to one side, falling from Galina's eyes little by little, and finally fell to the ground.

"Dead." Yule let go of the goblin's neck in the darkness, took out a handkerchief and wiped his fingers in disgust, "Take the middle road. It came from here."

After walking along the cave in the middle for about 10 minutes, there was a faint light on the rock wall ahead, and the sharp screams of goblins could be faintly heard.

Leaning their backs against the stone wall, everyone cautiously moved forward a few more steps, and finally saw the situation clearly——

The place where this hole leads is a hall, where dozens of goblins are surrounding a large cauldron that is bubbling and exuding the aroma of stewed meat; on the stone slab beside the pot are bamboo baskets full of fruits and vegetables , and even has a wine barrel!

Looking at it from a distance, the combination of meat and vegetables, balanced nutrition, and the taste seems to be good... Yu Guo and Galina swallowed at the same time, and someone's stomach in the dark let out a grunt...

Yule rolled his eyes silently, and shouted in a low voice, "Master!"

"Come... come!" The gray-haired mage stepped forward tremblingly, raised his staff and whispered a spell, and nodded to the goblins in the distance.

The sound of spoons and wine glasses falling to the ground came from ahead, and all the goblins fell into a coma.

"Successful! The hypnotic effect is only 30 seconds, hurry up!"

"on!"

Yule rushed out first, piercing the hearts of three goblins with a sword.

The gushing blood greatly boosted morale, and the adventurers raised their weapons one after another, and within 30 seconds, all the fainted goblins were wiped out.

"Is it over? What's next?"

"No, there is still a road behind here. Moreover, there are still two roads."

Encouraged by the battle situation just now, everyone decided to split into two groups.Yu Guo and Yuer chose the right side, while Galina chose the left side.

After entering the acupoint from the hall, it was dark again.Yu Guo supported the rock wall and moved carefully.

"Ah~ ah~" A piercing scream came from across the rock wall.

Yu Guo was shocked, something happened to the team on the left!He was about to turn around and turn back when a red dot suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

"A group of goblins! Be careful!" Yu Guo shouted.

The sound revealed his position, and several red dots rushed to his eyes immediately, Yu Guo had no time to dodge, and his arm was chopped off.

"Tear!" A ball of fire floated in the air, and the jumping flames illuminated the narrow acupuncture points.

With the help of the fire, Yul saw Yu Guo's position clearly, quickly eliminated the two goblins around him, and protected him behind him.

Yu Guo consciously pressed his back against Yuer's back, and scanned the surroundings with his eyes.

After just one glance, Yu Guo gasped—there were dozens of goblins at both ends of the acupoint, and they were tightly sandwiched in the middle.It is barely understandable that there are goblins at the front, but where did the goblins behind them come from?Thinking of the scream just now...

Yu Guo suddenly became stiff all over.

"The mage first cast magic to disturb the enemy, and the swordsman took advantage of the chaos to attack! Hurry up!" Yule shouted.

"it is good!"

"Don't be in a daze! Follow me!" Yule roared at Yu Guo.

Yu Guo woke up instantly.Don't be distracted at this time!

"En! Don't worry!" Yu Guo pulled out a few packs of medicinal powder from the interspatial ring, and shook it into the air.

"At my call, at my command! Come out—the dragon!"

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew up in front of me...

A pair of white wings protruded from the storm, followed by a slender neck, and then a pair of yellow feet with puckers, and a loud cry—quack quack!