Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Before Yu Guo was carefully looking at the plump and thick red mushroom in front of him, he felt something surging in the soil under his feet.He hastily stepped back two steps, and saw the black soil turning over where he was standing just now, and a huge oval flower bud broke out of the ground.

The bright red buds are scattered with white dots, and the moment the emerald green flower stems straightened, the buds opened like a mouth full of blood, revealing a mouth full of shiny, fine and uneven shark teeth.

The sharp teeth bit the air a few times, and the bright red upper and lower lips slowly closed, turning back into the shape of a flower bud, and retracting the flower with the stem back into the ground, only a red and white round shape was exposed on the ground. raised.

Yu Guo swallowed her saliva, slowly lowered her head to look at her feet, and not only sucked in a breath of cold air immediately.

Coincidentally, his left foot was stepping on a red and white round protrusion impartially.

Yu Guo ran away without saying a word, and the moment he turned around, he heard a loud "click" against the back of his head.

Yu Guo took out the energy of the 800-meter physical test and ran and hid for a long time with all his strength. He was so flustered and short of breath that his legs were weak; Grinning his teeth, he crawled towards him.

Poisonous mushrooms that become smaller when stepped on, piranhas that come out of the ground, and little turtles that roll towards you. what!

In an instant, the memories on the Xiaobawang learning machine (game console) flooded in like a flood. Yu Guo immediately jumped with both feet, stepped on the tortoise shell, and landed another standing long jump handsomely... The tortoise immediately retracted its head into the tortoise shell Ri rolled out.

Yu Guo was overjoyed immediately, and breathed a sigh of relief: It's still a familiar setting, and it's still a familiar gameplay!

It’s not that he’s bragging, he’s cleared the level of Super Mario hundreds of times, and he’s able to clear it just by listening to the sound effects and beating with his eyes closed. Now he’s not afraid of the live-action version!

Hedgehogs that fall from the sky should be avoided; turtles shrink their heads when stepped on; piranhas look fierce, but their necks will not bend, as long as they look at the right time and jump over with an empty (kick) grid (leg) !

I saw Yu Guo confidently jumping over a piranha that broke out of the ground, and did a split in mid-air with ease, and was about to raise his hands above his head to land firmly, when suddenly he felt that the wind behind him was a bit loud. Hustle -

It was like a cannonball piercing the sky.

Yu Guo suddenly had an ominous premonition, he wanted to adjust his posture, but it was too late.

In the next second, the chubby thing hit his lower back hard, and Yu Guo immediately staggered and fell gorgeously into the soil.

There is also a big green and round pea on the side of the head.

Yu Guo put his hands on the ground, bent his waist to form an arch bridge, twisted his body with difficulty, and was about to pull himself out, when he turned his head, he saw a bunch of fiery red cherries and a dwarf pea falling beside the emerald green peas. Fat big melon.

Yu Guo's head short-circuited, and blurted out: "Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu?"

Before he finished speaking, peas rained down on the sky, the melons at his feet hit his chest with a "boom", and the bright red cherries made a loud "boom", blowing Yu Guo directly from the ground to the ground. God.

"Hey, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, everyone, I'm really not a zombie..."

Accompanied by intermittent wailing, Yu Guo passively turned around in the air for three and a half weeks, smashed into a Y-shaped dead branch, and hit hard on a section of soft vine hanging between the two wings of the dead branch;

"Angry Yuguo" was ejected the moment it hit the thin vine. He once again slid a beautiful and symmetrical parabola in the air, and then Duang bumped into a straight flower stem with a bang, following the direction that was not The thick, smooth stem slid down.

A ball of sadness came along the inner thigh, and Yu Guo let out a heart-piercing wail.

He finally experienced the pain and joy of the moment when the red hat brothers slid down the flagpole to enter the next level.

Yu Guo gritted her teeth, looked down, come on, the next level, he is ready...

shit!

Yu Guo almost fainted.

I saw, at the bottom of the flower stem, a huge bright red piranha opened its bloody mouth straight at him!

Mother Gan Lin!Yu Guo was stunned!

The reward for customs clearance is GameOver with black screen and red letters?

Looking through the collection of childhood classic stand-alone games, there is not a single level designed like this, okay? !

Yu Guo tightly hugged the flower stem with both legs and arms, trying to increase the resistance through hot friction to stop the slide, but this abominable magic world actually strictly abided by the overly scientific setting of "gravity" at this time!

Under the deep pull of Mother Earth, Yu Guo slowly slid down.

"Kaka", the piranha's mouth opened and closed, the fine steel teeth reflected the dazzling cold light, Yu Guo closed her eyes in despair.

Damn, I shouldn't have listened to the foolishness of the game planner back then, what kind of surprise easter eggs did I pay tribute to the hodgepodge of classic childhood games!

The classics should honestly stay in memory and eat ashes, and don’t come out to scare people if you have nothing to do!

……

"Wow, woof, woof~" There was a familiar dog barking in my ear.

Yu Guo opened her eyes in a daze, and met a mighty and domineering Erha's face that revealed a little stupidity.

"Son! Dad is late!" Yu Guo just wanted to reach out and rub the dog's head, but found that his arm was wrapped in a sticky string; The filaments are twisted into a zongzi.

"Don't move around, it will hurt." A childish voice came from the darkness.

"Catherine?" Yu Guo was taken aback for a moment, then asked tentatively.

"I'm not Catherine, I'm Luna, Catherine is on my right."

"Yeah, I'm on Luna's right!"

Yu Guo was startled, more than one child was lost? !

While speaking, the surroundings suddenly shook violently, and Yu Guo felt that the space they were in was slowly rising.

"Kakaka."

The silvery moonlight poured down through the gap between the teeth, and Yu Guo suddenly realized that he was in the belly of the piranha.

Borrowing the moonlight, he quickly looked around.I saw four or five "zongzi" similar to him hanging in the huge flower belly, but the dumplings were wrapped in half-grown children.

"Kaka", without waiting for Yu Guo to look carefully, the fine teeth closed again, and the entire flower belly was once again plunged into darkness, and with a burst of shaking, the piranha slowly retracted into the ground again.

"How long have you been here?" Yu Guo continued to ask.

"one day!"

"Two days!"

"Ow!"

"Do you still remember how I got in?" Yu Guo continued to ask.

"Remember," a girl's voice sounded in the darkness, "the day the devil attacked the city, I got separated from Amy, and I couldn't find her after searching for several days; but I suddenly saw Amy the night before yesterday. , Amy took my hand and said that she would take me out to play, we walked here and arrived here!"

"Who is Amy?" Yu Guo asked, "Is Amy here too?"

"Amy is my rag doll! Amy said we would play a game of stepping on mushrooms, to see who would step on the red mushroom first! I stepped on the red mushroom, and then I was caught by a strange flower, and I opened my eyes Here, I can't find Amy again, woo woo woo..."

"Don't cry first," Yu Guo hurriedly persuaded, "When we go out, let's help you find Amy. Don't cry, we can get out quickly."

"Ok."

Seeing that the girl stopped crying, Yu Guo hurriedly continued to ask, "Where are the others? Do you remember how you got here?"

"I, I remember too!" A boy's voice sounded in the darkness.

"Last night, Qiqi finally let me hold her hand, so I came out with Qiqi, we stepped on the red mushroom together, and then we were caught by a flower, and we came here!"

"Qiqi is also your doll?" Yu Guo asked.

"I'm not his rag doll," said a girl's angry voice in the dark, "and I'm not going to hold hands with the idiot who gave me a caterpillar! That's not me! I'm obviously here with Daniel !"

"I gave you caterpillars because you said you liked fluffy animals, and they turn into butterflies! You didn't come with Daniel, he's not here at all!"

"Aren't you a fool?!"

……

Amidst the quarrels of the bratty children, Yu Guo gradually figured out something: These children seemed to be attracted by some kind of illusion.

But what is it that triggers the illusion?

Yu Guo was about to continue asking questions, but felt the surrounding space tremble suddenly.

With a sound of "噗嗤", the belly of the flower seemed to be cut open by a sharp weapon, and the pouring moonlight dispelled the darkness;

Under the silvery moonlight, a black sharp sword hovered in front of Yu Guo's eyes.