Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Just like there is no pineapple in pineapple buns, no lychees in lychee meat, and no cola in croquettes;

There may be no elves in the elf forest at all.

Spreading out into a big character on the grass, the devil repeatedly brainwashed himself in his heart.

In the past few hours, the Demon King and the Brave and his team have walked around the forest several times, and they have searched the forest from all angles of the sky and the ground. Pile of stones, morning glory swaying wildly in the wind and singing rap... But no half elves were found.

"Could it be that Arthurs got it wrong? If the elf wasn't here, where would it be?" Yu Guo said to himself with a straw stick in his mouth.

"According to the analysis of 1 answers, it should be correct." Yuer stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, blocking the glare of the sun for him, "Don't worry, sleep for a while, wake up and look again. "

Yu Guo nodded, running non-stop for three days and two nights, he was really exhausted.

However, as soon as he closed his eyes, the text on the wanted notice was displayed in red and bold in front of his eyes.

"...all 400 people in the city were killed..."

"I can't sleep, let's keep looking." Yu Guo quickly opened his eyes, trying to turn over and get up.

"Sleep." Yule pressed him back without hesitation, covering his eyes directly.

"But when I was sleeping, the Demon King was going to slaughter several cities!" Yu Guo broke his hand and roared extremely rarely.

Yul was slightly taken aback, he looked at Yu Guo's reddened eyes, and said softly: "I don't blame you, we all know that it was a conspiracy of the church."

"Even if it's a conspiracy, those people are really dead. Those goblins in Kasong Village, and the citizens in Oleo City who have finally escaped the control of vampires." Trembling, "And, these are all related to me."

Pointing to his chest, he said sullenly, "It's like a big rock is pressing here."

When playing the game, seeing those cities that were destroyed due to the needs of the plot, and those insignificant NPCs who killed a piece of it with a knife, it feels like a string of numbers and a piece of image disappearing;

But when this world completes the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of each NPC in the game, turning them from NPCs without a brief introduction into vivid Mary, Sophie, and Lewis... He really has no choice , and then calmly let them disappear.

"I shouldn't have yelled at you just now." Yu Guo lowered his head. He was about to say "sorry" when he suddenly felt his chest go numb.

Yul punched him hard in the chest.

"Cough cough cough cough", Yu Guo stared at Yuer and yelled, "Hey, didn't I just speak a little louder, why are you killing me so hard?!"

"The stone pressed here has been snapped in two." Yuer stretched out his hand and grasped something vaguely above Yu Guo's chest, and then solemnly patted his own chest.

"One half, I will accompany you."

Yu Guo stared blankly at the person in front of him.

Under the sun, the soft long hair exudes a light golden light, and in the center of the pupils of the same color as him, in the endless black, there is only a dull, small self.

Hey, my eyes are suddenly a little sore, the sun must be too harsh at noon;

Ah, it seems that there are tears flowing out. Something strange must have caught my eyes;

Well, that calloused palm is so warm.

Yu Guo couldn't help but grabbed Yu Er's hand covering his eyes, and quickly pecked at his palm.Then... one turned over and lay down on the grass, as if nothing had happened.

The blushing and timid Demon King didn't dare to look back at the people behind him, so he decided to concentrate and look at the scenery in front of him seriously.

I saw the breeze that shuttled through the forest shook down the rain of flowers all over the sky; the colorful fallen leaves drifted with the wind, and the tender petals passed through the fingertips and hair tails to the opposite bank, and soon the green grass became a colorful sea of ​​flowers .

Only the azure lake in the middle of the sea of ​​flowers is left, which is spotless and untouched by flowers.

Yu Guo was taken aback.

The lake seems to be a bit too clean, right?

He looked again at the glimmering, mirror-like lake in the middle of the forest.

The blue lake reflects the rolling Wudi Yida Mountains, and clouds of various shapes sway on the water, like white water birds.

mountains, clouds.

Yu Guo suddenly remembered Arthur's magical singing: "There are a group of elves in the clouds under the mountain..."

"I found it!" Yu Guo jumped up from the grass and shouted at Yule, "I found the forest of elves!"

……

The blue lake water is crystal clear, and silver-tailed fish swim and play in the lake water reflecting the blue sky and white clouds.

Yu Guo took Yuer to lie on the lakeside and looked at it for a long time, and had to admit that this lake seemed no different from any ordinary mountain lake on a sunny day.

"Um..." Yu Guo scratched her head in embarrassment, "Maybe I made a mistake."

He picked up a small stone and threw it into the lake bored.

"Wait," Yule suddenly interrupted him, pointed to the water surface, and said, "Look."

The stones thrown into the lake caused circles of ripples on the sparkling water surface; however, the fish swimming under the water surface were not disturbed at all, still wagging their tails and playing leisurely.

It was as if the stone hadn't been thrown into the lake at all, but had fallen somewhere else.

A strange idea flashed by, and Yu Guo decided to confirm it again.

He cut his fingertips with the dagger, his eyes fixed on the spot where the bright red blood dripped into the lake.

I saw that the dark red blood did not merge with the lake water, and the red blood molecules did not spread at all, but disappeared directly on the lake!

The blue water of the lake is still crystal clear, like a painting of a quiet landscape that has been painted long ago.

That's right!right here!

Yu Guo was overjoyed, he hurriedly stretched out his hand into the lake.The biting chill instantly penetrated the skin, and his fingers retracted subconsciously; but before he could withdraw his arm, a huge force had already sucked his whole body into the bottom of the lake.

The moment the transparent lake water submerged his head, Yu Guo suddenly realized a very serious problem: he can't swim!Even his iron rooster can only run on the ground in the sky, but cannot swim in the water!

Arthurs probably didn't expect that the business scope of the errand runners would cover underwater scenes so quickly.

Yu Guo hurriedly squeezed her nose and mouth to hold her breath, imagining herself as an angry puffer fish...

"Pfft."

Yu Guo felt that someone was reaching out to poke his face; he was about to express strong condemnation with his eyes, but when he turned his head, he suddenly met a pair of green eyes.

"Ahhh!" Yu Guo exclaimed in surprise.

The moment he opened his mouth, Yu Guo regretted it; if he opened his mouth at this time, he would be choked to death by the water!

He squatted his legs desperately, struggling to swim up to the surface of the water. It took a lot of effort, but his body still remained motionless; after tossing for a few seconds, Yu Guo finally had to accept that he was just doing something now. The fact of useless struggle.

So, he closed his eyes and sighed silently in his heart.

……

The imaginary suffocation did not hit for a long time, Yu Guo opened his eyes in doubt, and saw three pairs of eyes staring at him without blinking: those eyes with black contact lenses belonged to Yule; The one with the light brown pupils belonged to Akers; and the one with the green eyes and those pointed ears was...

"You are an elf!" Yu Guo jumped up excitedly.

The elf seemed to be taken aback by him, and took a few steps back before nodding, and then continued to look at him with eyes that cared for the mentally retarded.

"Ahem", the elf cleared his throat, and began to ask routinely: "Stupid humans, why did you come here?"

"We're looking for someone!" Yu Guo said excitedly, "We're looking for an elf named Oligai."

"Presumptuous!" The elf's ears trembled, and a clear anger ignited in his green eyes, "You stupid human being! How dare you call the elf king directly!"

The green-eyed elf's seaweed-like long green hair stood up in the air, and the surrounding space began to vibrate violently.

"I'm very sorry." Yuer took Yu Guo into his arms to prevent him from being blown away by the air current. "Maybe the person we are looking for has the same name as the Elf King."

"Impossible!" The elf looked at them angrily. "A name is a blessing given by the source of life. When each elf is born, his name will appear above his head; each elf's name is unique."

Therefore, it is impossible to duplicate the name.

Yule couldn't help frowning slightly.It is rumored that the elves are proud and value bloodlines very much. Only elves with pure bloodlines are eligible to become elves kings; and according to Arthurs' description, Olgay with rabbit ears is a half-breed elf no matter what.

"My beautiful elf, we have no intention of offending." Yule bowed to the elf very respectfully in accordance with the royal etiquette. Seeing that the elf's expression eased, he asked tentatively, "I just want to ask for advice." Let me tell you, is there any precedent for a half-blood elf to become an elf king?"

"Of course not!" The elf rolled his eyes in disdain, "Half-race? Those whose blood is polluted are a disgrace to our elves, and they don't deserve to be close to the elves' throne."

"Understood", Yuer nodded, and made up nonsense without changing his face: "But the unknown elf master once saved our lives, please let us enter the elf forest to find the master, and express it in person. gratitude."

Hearing this, the proud elf nodded, "Stupid human being, I already understand your wish." The elf flew into the air and said routinely: "But according to the ancestor's teaching, elves are not allowed to get close to fools, only through the mind. Only those who are tested can step into the territory of the elves."

Yu Guo was expressionless, and the barrage of bullets in his heart was spitting wildly.

It is indeed the most proud race in the Western Fantasy setting - the elves!Isn’t this ancestral motto translated as: My mother won’t let me play with idiots, and you have to take an IQ test before entering my house? !

Before Yu Guo could finish complaining, an empty bucket appeared in the distance, with a number engraved on the bucket: 7; at the same time, a pool appeared at the feet of the three of them, and a large one and a small one engraved with 5 and 3 respectively. Empty buckets of numbers; several silver swimming fish standing end to end, forming a ring around their heads.

"Before the school of fish disperses, use the water in the other two buckets to fill the bucket marked 7 exactly. Don't waste a drop; you only have one chance to try, and every time you touch the bucket, , there will be a fish swimming away. If you understand, let’s start quickly.” The elf urged.

Yu Guo silently rolled her eyes.Game planner, you are really talented, but he really picked up a ghost!

After rubbing hemp all night in the Western Fantasy World, Lord Demon King started the third grade Math Olympiad in the Western Fantasy World.

He sighed and began to examine the questions seriously.

First of all, the sizes of the three buckets are different, and they are arranged in descending order of shape, 7>5>3. The size of the bucket corresponds to the size of the label on the bucket, so this number should represent the volume of the bucket;

"There are 7 fish above our heads, which means that the 7L bucket must be filled within seven steps." Yule said suddenly.

Yu Guo was startled, and looked sideways at Yuer in surprise.

"Everyone participates a little bit," Yule explained flatly, "in case one of us gets stopped from entering."

Yu Guo nodded in confusion. He was about to raise his hand to speak when he heard Ax's familiar voice in the air beside him.

“5L的水桶比3L的水桶多装2L，只要把多的部分倒入3L的水桶，然后再把5号水桶盛满就可以了。”

Yu Guo: Shocking X2!Although it is a third-grade Mathematical Olympiad, it is a Mathematical Olympiad!Don't just put on an expression of "I know how to answer this question", just pick up the pen and write the answer!

By the way, isn't it said that crooked nuts are bad at mathematics? !Why don't you follow the set? !

"Wow, meow!" Wang Zai, who was on the side, also yelled with a sense of participation.

Yu Guo: Shocking X3!No way, Wang Zi, even you know this question?Did you steal gold and rubbish?

"The first step is to fill the 5L bucket with water; the second step is to pour the water in the 5L bucket into the 3L bucket. At this time, there is 5L of water left in the 2L bucket." Accompanied by Akers' voice guidance in the air , two supernatural water buckets suspended in mid-air completed the above operation, and the fish school immediately swam away two fish;

"The third step is to pour out the water in the 3L bucket; the fourth step is to pour the remaining 5L of water in the 2L bucket into the 3L bucket." Yuer completed these two steps quickly, and there were always fewer fish on his head caught two fish.

Yuer glanced at Yu Guo, and the pampering on his face that "there is only one last step left, it's very simple, you can do whatever you want" is beyond words.

Seeing that Yu Guo was still in a daze, Yuer glanced down at Wangzai again, and motioned for the dog at his feet to show him the way.

"Wow, meow!" Wang Zai shook his head and rushed to the empty 5L bucket, circling around the bucket while screaming at Yu Guo.

The elf in the distance couldn't help frowning two handsome eyebrows.

What's going on?Question bank error?Is this topic too easy?Even dogs can do it?

With the same doubts as the elves, Yu Guo picked up the 5L bucket with a complicated expression.

"The sixth step is to fill the 5L bucket, and the seventh step is to pour the water from the two buckets into the 7L bucket."

The moment the bucket with the number "7" engraved on it was filled, the last whitebait swam away.

The elf's unwilling voice sounded in his ears: "Welcome three, oh no, four come to the forest of elves."