Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Olgay woke up in a soft daylight.

He went to bed very early last night, and the sufficient sleep seemed to have relieved the fatigue of the past few days. He stretched himself and pushed aside the vines hanging in front of the tree hole.

The bright sunlight through the cascading leaves danced on his long eyelashes to the beat of the breeze...

Olgai was taken aback suddenly.

wrong.

He shouldn't wake up at this time, he should have been woken up 3 hours ago.

The time-telling blue bird has never made a mistake, why didn't it wake him up today?

Years of combat training had left him subconsciously alert.

He involuntarily held his breath, clenched his fists, and quickly glanced at the tree hole where the time-telling blue bird usually stayed-the blue bird was squatting listlessly at the entrance of the hole, its slender beak was wrapped several times by the thin rope and beat again and again. A bow tie; and under the tree hole, there are two strange figures from behind!

The side reacted one step earlier than the brain, and Oligai rushed over without a sound, and punched the dark-haired man who looked weaker; seeing that the fist was about to fall, he was suddenly caught by some invisible power stopped.

The sunglasses hanging in the air moved slightly, and a strange and low-pitched voice came from beside my ear: "Good morning, brother."

Oligai's movements froze; at the same time, the two people in front also turned around upon hearing the sound.

"Morning." The blond man nodded slightly at him expressionlessly.

"Morning." The black-haired girl looked at him with a smile, "Does it feel good to wake up naturally after sleeping?"

It was those two people from yesterday.

Oligai breathed a sigh of relief suddenly, and immediately asked in surprise, "Are you still leaving?"

"Of course, we haven't finished our mission yet." Yu Guo pushed the wooden basket containing bread and milk in front of him, "We have important announcements to make, so let's listen while you eat."

A bit confused, but the aroma of the fluffy toast was so enticing that Olgay decided to eat his breakfast first.

"After discussion, the three of us agreed that you have been in a state of anxiety and overload for a long time, which is very dangerous in the long run. In order to protect your life safety, we plan to launch a large-scale combat plan for baldness, code-named ztdzz111."

"Um, let the three of you worry about it." Olgai patted his chest, and managed to smooth the bread that was choking his throat, "Thank you for your kindness, but hair loss to baldness is an irreversible process, so you don't have to do it "If you are bald, you will be bald, just let nature take its course..."

"What are you talking about?" Yu Guo slapped the table and said seriously, "Bald, it's just the first step. If you don't take any measures, what's waiting for you is sudden death, you know?"

"Sudden death?" Oligai heard this word for the first time. He blinked and looked at Yu Guo suspiciously.

"Do you feel chest tightness, palpitation, dizziness, headache, fatigue?"

Oligai recalled it carefully, as if he had everything?So he nodded silently.

"Have you ever felt that your memory is declining, and your body will be inexplicably tingling, cramping and contracting pain for a long time?"

Oligai thought for a moment, and he seemed to have it too, so he nodded again.

Yu Guo looked at the Elf King sympathetically, and said to him in the tone of someone who has been there, "Friend, haven't you seen it? Death is already waving to you!"

The bread in the Elf King's hand fell on the table, his eyes widened, and he stared at Yu Guo without blinking.

"If you die, wouldn't the elf forest that you worked so hard to build from 0 to 1 be given to the defeated generals of the past? Can you bear it?!"

"I can't bear it! It's impossible to give for free, and it's impossible to give for free in this life!" The Elf King slammed his fist on the table, "I want to fight those scumbags to the end! I want to beat them to death! Then Laugh at them at their graves!"

"Yes!" Yu Guo raised his arms and shouted, "We want to beat our opponent to death! So you can't hang! And you can't be bald!"

"Yes! I can't be bald!" The Elf King stood up excitedly and looked at Yu Guo seriously, "Then what should I do?"

"Sit", Yu Guo pushed the plate on the table to the side, took out a big tree leaf like a cattail fan from behind, grabbed it in his hand, shook it, and said calmly, "baldness is a disease, Sickness can be cured."

"So I'm sick." The Elf King nodded ignorantly, and looked anxiously at Yu Guo, "Then is there anything I can do?"

The dark-haired girl didn't speak.

It wasn't until the blond man at the side poured him a glass of milk that Yu Guo, an old doctor of Chinese medicine, took a sip of the milk, straightened his clothes, and said calmly, "Of course there is a way. To cure a person, first adjust the mind; as long as you first find the root of the disease in your heart, take three medicines, and you will be cured by the medicine."

The black-haired girl tapped her finger on the table, and the blond man at the side immediately spread out a scroll on the table knowingly, and stuffed a quill pen into Oligai's hand, and said coldly: "Write down Three things that worry you the most, think about them before writing.”

The completely rhythmic Elf King rested his chin on one hand, frowned, his legs curled up, staring at the leaves like a sculpture, lost in thought.

Time passed by every minute and every second. After a long time, he picked up the pen and wrote solemnly on the paper:

over work load.

After the magic power disappears, it is impossible to protect the elf forest for a long time.

I'm a half-elf.

The moment he put down the pen, the Elf King let out a heavy breath.

It was as if the secrets he carried alone finally had someone to share with him, and he suddenly felt more relaxed than ever before.

"Yaoxi, we have our targets, let's attack them one by one now." Yu Guo threw the cattail fan in his hand and waved his hand excitedly, "Are you confident?"

"Oh! Of course! It's not even a little bit of enlightenment!" There was a deafening roar under the sunglasses floating in the air.

"Aww, meow!!!" Wang Zai yelled twice in cooperation.

"Yes." The blond man clapped his hands expressionlessly.

Oligai patted himself on the head vigorously, reconfirming that he was not in a dream; then, under the eager gaze of the two of them, a dog and a sunglasses, he also responded, "Yes."

The black-haired girl clapped her hands on the table and leaned forward. The two blazing fires in her eyes seemed to engulf Oligai. He shouted: "Speak louder, say it again, do you have confidence! Do you have it!"

The fiery belief ignited the surrounding air, and countless chicken blood poured into his body. Although he still didn't know where the confidence came from, Oligai involuntarily raised the volume by two octaves: "Yes!!!"

"Okay, I announce that the battle against baldness is officially launched!" The black-haired girl looked firm and resolute, "I am willing to contribute all my strength to achieve the goal of curing baldness and preventing hair loss!"

"I am willing to contribute all my strength to achieve the goal of curing baldness!" Said the sunglasses floating in the air.

"I am willing to contribute all my strength to achieve the goal of curing baldness." The blond young man repeated.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

In this fanatical atmosphere, Oligai also shouted: "I am willing to contribute all my strength to achieve the goal of curing baldness!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a red light suddenly shot out from the scroll on the table, printing a circle of red characters on everyone's wrist (Wang Zai's front paw).

"Okay! The contract was signed successfully!" Yu Guo put away the scroll, looked at Oligai with a smile, and thought, MLM brainwashing is more than borderless, and the effect will not be discounted in another world.

The Elf King woke up from the sudden hot-blooded atmosphere, "Contract? What contract?"

"We must work together to fight against baldness without reservation, without any backsliding or repentance!" Yu Guo shook the scroll in front of his eyes.

Rao is an elf king who has been tested in war, and he has never seen such a boring contract. He shrugged helplessly and asked, "I appreciate the kindness, but I have other work to do, and the bald head will come later..."

Before the Elf King could finish speaking, his mouth was suddenly covered by a pair of invisible hands.

"I advise you to shut up," the sunglasses hung in front of Oligai's eyes, "You just signed the contract, and this attitude is tantamount to courting death."

"Stop joking," Olgai broke away from the invisible hand, "Is that considered a contract?"

"Forget it." The black-haired girl raised her wrist and pointed to a faint red mark on it, "Look."

Olgai looked down at his wrist.

I saw that there was indeed a circle of red marks on the wrist of the left hand.

Facts have proved that a man who can look handsome with a bald head and rabbit ears is definitely not to be underestimated.

"Okay." It took only a minute for the Elf King to accept this fact. When he raised his head again, there was a strange excitement in his green eyes, "I like this kind of reversal plot, let's start to solve it now." The first objective mission?"

Yu Guo didn't expect the Elf King to enter the role so quickly, he was stunned for three seconds, and then nodded, "Okay, let's solve the problem of too much workload first."

As an old social animal who has played a few times in the workplace, Yu Guo couldn't be better at this question. He tapped his finger on the edge of the table and said: "Generally, we feel that the workload is too much. There are two types. Situation: First, you have the ability to complete all the work content, but there are too many tasks to complete within the stipulated time."

"Second, the workload is actually not that big, but you can't do it well because you are not familiar with it or are not good at it. You don't know how to do it, and you have to try everything you think of, which leads to a lot of workload. Which situation are you in?"

The Elf King thought for a moment, and replied with certainty: "I have both. The work content is really too much, and I can't finish it by myself without eating, drinking, or sleeping; and some things, I am really not good at." He blinked his eyes stiffly, "For example, cultivating idols, it is more suitable for elves who are friendly to light elements than me. I am really not good at the operation of shining stars in the eyes and blingbling flashes all over the body."

"Pfft..." Yu Guo forced back her smile and coughed lightly, "Yes, so the first thing you have to do is recruit! Find the right people for the right job, mobilize the initiative of the grassroots elves characteristics, give full play to their talents and strengths, and improve work processing efficiency."

"You're right, but that doesn't solve all the problems," the Elf King nodded, "There are some jobs that simply cannot find suitable elves to do, such as setting up fortifications and arranging organs; there are also some jobs that require a lot of long-term work. Human input, such as planting seeds and patrolling the border, and there are not many elves."

Hearing this, Yu Guo fell silent.

Yes, the biggest problem of the elves is that there are too few people available.Whether it is a high-level job that requires technical expertise, or a simple, large-volume, and time-consuming low-level job, there must be enough people to complete it.

"There are no elves, why not introduce other races?" Yule said suddenly.

"That's right." Yu Guo slapped his palm, "We can also introduce external labor!"

"The risk is too high," the Elf King shook his head, "The beast clan's attack has just ended, how can I take the risk..."

"Don't bring in the orcs," Yule interrupted blankly, "bring in the dwarves."

"Dwarf?" The Elf King was slightly taken aback.

"That's right, dwarves!" Yu Guo praised Urby, "Dwarves are good at forging and machinery, and it's best to set up defense mechanisms. That kind of simple, intensive and time-consuming work is called a mechanical puppet. Well done!"

"The skills of the dwarves are indeed very suitable." The elf king held his chin and fell into thought, "but the attitude of the dwarves towards the elves..."

"I don't think you need to worry about this at all." Yu Guo pointed to the elf girl idol poster in the distance, "You have already maxed out the favorability of dwarves, and" Yu Guo blinked, "Arthur is an nerd Wang Ai, I think as long as you go back with me, these things will be fine."

"He's the house king?" The Elf King opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Ah... yes, yes", Yu Guo scratched her head, it's too bad, it seems that she accidentally pulled Arthur's vest off; but if he can bring him back, the little dwarf probably won't blame him !

Hearing this, the Elf King fell into silence.

He is no longer the silver-haired Olgai five years ago.

After a while, he finally said, "Let's solve the second problem first. I have no hair and mana. I'm not sure how long I can guard the forest of elves."

"So, we have to find a way to make your hair grow back! Let you restore your mana," Yu Guo said firmly.

"Let the hair grow back," the Elf King smiled wryly, "It's not easy."

"Although I'm not good at treating baldness and growing hair, I know someone who might have a solution." Yu Guo said.

"Who?" The Elf King looked at him suspiciously.

"The name of the elf is the blessing of the source of life, that is to say, the name of the elf more or less represents a certain talent, right?"

"Yes." The Elf King nodded.

"That's good." Yu Guo nodded, and vowed, "Go find an elf named Tony, he is absolutely talented in this area!"