Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

【Good morning!It's great to see Kiss is still alive today! 】The mechanical sound of 12306 suddenly popped out in his mind, scaring Yu Guo into a stagger and almost fell.

"12306! Did you return to the factory for repairs last night?" Yu Guo asked concerned.

[I am not broken, why do I have to return to the factory for repairs? 】

"Impossible! Didn't you respond when I called you last night?"

[Dear dear, in order to provide you with better services, the system maintenance time is from 23:7 to [-]:[-] every day. During this period, services cannot be provided, and I hope you will support and understand~]

Okay, it's 12306.

Yu Guo: "12306, isn't your name called Railway? I'll call you Lao Tie from now on."

12306: [Black question mark face.jpg]

"What are you doing?"

Yu Guo and 12306 were chatting happily, when he looked up, he saw Yuer staring coldly at the skeleton figure hanging on his arm.

"I...I'm divination." Yu Guo had an idea, picked up No. 12306, and touched its smooth skull, "Well, it has the same principle as a crystal ball, although its shape is quite unique."

"Then what did the divination come out of?" Low Ci's voice sounded elegant and easy-going, but inexplicably he felt a chill on his back.

"Old iron, tell me quickly, how to get to the nearest town or farm village?"

【Dear, you will arrive at a town through the forest. 】

Yu Guo hurriedly pinched 12306's hand bone and pointed forward, "It said, there is a town in the forest ahead!"

Yuer raised his eyebrows noncommittally, and followed behind Yu Guo with his hands behind his back; the two walked through the forest in silence, and a small town exuding the atmosphere of Xinshou Village appeared before them.A huge tomato is painted at the entrance of the town, with three big characters written in emerald green handwriting - Sisdo.

The small town of Shidow is located on the border of the Logging Remat Empire. Although it covers a small area, there are item shops, weapon shops, churches, taverns, a bard with a broken leather hat, and a guild receptionist who started with a blond D-cup. Sister and other Western Fantasy RPG Novice Villages have everything that should be available.

Yu Guo excitedly looked here and there, and almost hit the stone pillar on the side of the road several times; finally, when he stepped on Yule's heel for the third time, Yule, who suddenly turned his head, pinched the back of fate's neck .

"Watch the way!" Yule roared unbearably, "Is this your first time in town?!"

Beep!Isn't it his first time entering the city? !

Although I have seen Xinshoucun on mobile phones, computers, PS4, Switch, and even VR games dozens of times in my previous life, it still feels very novel to be in it; especially when I think that everything in front of me is my own line of code. After knocking it out, Yu Guo became even more excited.

But considering her own safety, Yu Guo still suppressed the crazily upturned corners of her mouth and asked obediently, "Well, where are we going?"

"church."

The church is located in the southwest corner of the small town of Shido, with large stained glass embedded in the pure white exterior wall.The sunlight fell on the priest's white robe through the glass, reflecting a multicolored light spot.

"40 gold coins per person, not one less!!! Do you know how far it is from here to the Sevin Eleven Empire?" The priest raised his head from the altar and rolled his eyes, "Go out if you don't have money Turn right and go to the guild to work, next one!"

"Hey, don't be impulsive," Yu Guo grabbed Yuer's fist that was thrown in the air, "Let's ask again, there must be a cheaper way to go back."

Half an hour later, the two sat down by the fountain in complete dejection.

In addition to using the magic teleportation array provided by the church, you can also use flying beasts, horse-drawn carriages, etc. to return, and the price ranges from 5-10 gold coins. However, it will take about a year to return to the Sewin Eleven Empire.

When Yu Guo was frowning and unable to do anything, there was a sudden melodious sound of a piano in the distance; the bard across the street took off his broken leather cap, plucked the silver strings of his harp, and sang:

The fire of the night ignites the chasms of the abyss,

The magma of the deep sea boils and roars,

Cold blood feels refreshed,

You, teach darkness to shine.

The rose stamen hides the heart,

The white dove holds the branch and stops the plain hand,

If you still remember me,

Please step on white wings,

Fly to my side...

The sound of the piano didn't stop, but the singing of the bard continued, but Yu Guo didn't want to listen anymore.

Of course, Yu Guo couldn't understand a single word of the poet's profound and enigmatic libretto, but the last sentence was very inspiring.

He shook Yule's arm excitedly and shouted: "I figured out a way! Let's find someone who wants to go back to the Sevin Elevin Empire, give him some money and ask him to help bring a letter back, after your family receives the letter Send it here with enough gold coins, and we can send it back together! As long as the letter can be delivered safely..."

"We'll pay the deposit first, and then we'll pay the sender 10 gold coins as the final payment after receiving the letter," Yule continued.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yu Guo jumped around excitedly for a long time, and then realized a very embarrassing problem: the two of them didn't have a single silver coin in their pockets.

According to the information just collected, the cheapest hotel in the town costs 198 silver coins per day, and the cheapest set meal offered by the hotel is about 20 silver coins per meal. If you eat 3 meals a day, it will cost about 240 silver coins per day.

Not to mention paying a deposit, it is very difficult to even survive.Sure enough, no matter which world you live in, you can't get anywhere without money...

"Go to the guild." Yule got up and walked across the street.

The Adventurer's Guild is a two-story red bungalow with a golden arch at the entrance, and a golden "M" from a distance. The blue sign at the door says "open 24 hours", and the notice next to it The column is densely covered with crusade missions.

Yu Guo looked at Yuer's hand wandering for a long time between "Fight Chimera 1 gold coin/piece", "Drive away lizardmen 500 silver coins/piece", "Rampaging cactus 400 silver coins/piece", and decisively tore it off. The task list of "1 silver coin per slime crusade" was stuffed into Yule's hands.

"Special package for beginners, specially prepared for friends who don't have good weapons~" Yu Guo pointed to the line of small words below the slime crusade mission and read.

As a Japanese-style western fantasy rpg that follows the trend, there are slimes in "Frenzy Brave"-the classic initial monster setting in this Japanese-style RPG game is not uncommon;

However, when she saw the magical scene of red, green and green jelly-like slimes lined up in the valley, bouncing back and forth in unison, Yu Guo couldn't help covering her eyes——

When he copied and pasted this group of slimes, why didn't he think of setting a time difference!It's too much for this row of slimes to move neatly! Hey!

There are not a few people who have accepted the task of crusade against slimes. Apart from Yu Guo and Yuer, there are other adventurers in the valley.

"Go." Yule walked into the slime matrix first.

The tip of the knife quickly slid across the ground, and the jelly-like semi-solid slime instantly split in two, wriggling on the ground.

Yul looked back at Yu Guo, then swung his knife and slashed at another row of slimes; after the slimes were split in half, he swung his knife and slashed at another row of slimes.

Yu Guo looked at the undead slime-like slimes all over the place, and then at the back of Yuer who only slashed once and retreated every time. After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized that this might be to ask him to make up the knife to take the head. ?

He rushed up and stomped several times on the wriggling slime on the ground—hey, the slime really didn't move, and a reminder sounded in his mind that he had +1 experience points.

Thigh dad, reliable!

While Yu Guo blew Yule's tricks a hundred times in her mind, she stomped coquettishly on the residual blood slimes. In a short while, the two of them wiped out more than a dozen of them.

Seeing the operation of the two, other adventurers took up weapons and walked into the slime pile.For a moment, the joy of harvest filled the air.

"Oops!" The female swordsman beside Yu Guo slipped on her feet and fell to the ground with a thump, her body was covered with sticky green liquid;

"It's okay?" Yu Guo hurriedly reached out to support her.

The greasy mucus rubbed against the sleeves, and a coolness spread down the arms; Yu Guo looked down, and found that half of his sleeves were missing, leaving only a part of his arm exposed in the air.

"Ah, my dress!"

The long skirt that the female swordsman had touched the ground just now was less than half, and all the fabrics that were stained with green slime disappeared completely, and the crowd suddenly became commotion.

"what happened?"

"This slime is poisonous?!"

……

While putting a cloak on the female swordsman to cover her body, Yu Guo asked, "Old Tie, slimes are famous for their short blood bars and low damage. Is this another bug?"

【Dear, there are no bugs!This is how it is written in the setting: "Green slime will secrete a slightly corrosive liquid when in danger, which is harmless to the human body but can corrode clothes." Many R18 games and H manga have similar settings. set, for example...]

"Stop, stop, stop talking." Yu Guo covered her face, but didn't realize that the chubby game planner was actually an old driver!

Even though Yu Guo explained for a long time that the slime of the green slime would only corrode the clothing and not hurt the skin, most of the adventurers in the valley escaped, and the few remaining just waited and watched, not daring to go forward, causing Yu Guo Very depressed.

"Still working?"

Yul chopped up another row of slimes like chopping melons and vegetables, and glanced at Yu Guo impatiently.

"Hey, do you believe me? Are you not afraid of this slime?" Yu Guo asked happily.

Yuer slashed again without raising his head, and said coldly, "I'm afraid I'll sleep on the street tonight."

Yu Guo recalled the house price, and immediately felt that what Yule said made sense, so he ran over without saying a word, stepping on a puddle of slime and jumping side to side repeatedly.

When the sun went down, the two of them had already cleaned up the hundreds of slimes in the valley, and they headed straight to the hotel with three hundred silver coins in hand.

"Boss, stay at the hotel!" Yu Guo waved his hand and threw the heavy money bag on the table.

"Okay dear, we still have a special limited-edition luxury roast piglet dinner, do you need it?"

"I want it! Two copies!"

"Okay dear, 100 silver coins for two special dinners, 198 silver coins for a special double room per night, a total of 298 silver coins, 2 silver coins for you, please keep it."

Looking at the only two silver coins left on the table, Yu Guo covered his bleeding heart and asked weakly, "Is there any cheaper room?"

"The special double bed room is already the cheapest, and the price of other room types is more than 200 silver coins per night."

Um, big bed room?

He's fine with a squeeze, but would Yule mind if he's a noble after all?

"Why don't you add more money and change to a standard room, anyway, I'm not hungry." Yu Guozheng looked at Yuer indifferently, but his stomach grumbled in disbelief...

"No, that's it," Yule said.

The roasted piglet was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and delicious. The complimentary cold beer tasted refreshing, and Yu Guo drank two more glasses without paying attention.

He lay on the table, squinting at mages in black robes and knights with swords dangling around him, empire, devil, monster, holy sword... strange and familiar nouns popped into his ears one by one, feeling that everything in front of him Magical and real.

"Go back when you're full."

A deep voice came from beside him, and Yule looked at him impatiently, frowning.

Yu Guo has always been the most shameless person to frown. With the strength of alcohol, he put his arms around Yuer's neck, and nodded between his brows, "Young people can't keep frowning, they will have wrinkles."

Yuer was too lazy to argue with the drunk, and turned his head to avoid his claws; but Yu Guo was very stubborn, and forced Yuer's face to be turned back, and continued to rub.

After several times like this, Yule couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed the troublesome paw.

"Hiss. It hurts!" Yu Guo looked at Yu Er aggrievedly.

His pale skin was slightly pink due to drunkenness, his dark pupils were covered with water vapor, and the ends of his eyes were slightly red, like a deer that suddenly stepped on a trap.

Yul sighed, let go and let Yu Guo pinch his face enough.

The person who got a bargain didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, and whispered while pinching, "Have we met before? I always think you look familiar."

Looking at the man who couldn't even walk straight and whose two paws still kept making trouble, Yule sighed deeply.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Yu Guo exclaimed.

The seven-color turning light of the tavern just turned to purple. Under the eyes of surprise and surprise, Yule sneered, swung the drunken devil on his shoulder, and carried him away like a sack.