Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The thin lips fluttered, and the elf's moving voice drifted away in the evening wind.

The dwarf was hugged by the elf on his knees, he raised his head, his honey-brown pupils stared at the half-blood elf for a moment, and listened to him calmly recounting the thrilling moments on the battlefield where he narrowly escaped death, the elegy lingering on the rising sun and setting stars. Day and night rotation;

Listening to him laughing and recalling the morning when the first flowers bloomed on the land burned by the war, and the panic and loss when he found himself bald...

The bright starlight all over the sky falls between the silver-white hair, like stars jumping into the midsummer water, refracting colorful illusions through layers of ripples; the crystal clear light flows between the soft and slender lips of the half-blood elf, The heart that lures the dwarf gets closer and sinks a little bit until it falls to the bottom of the lake, wanting to exchange a water-colored kiss with him.

So the dexterous fingers brushed the lost silver hair, and the hot cheeks approached each other...

"Ahem, excuse me." Yu Guo stood awkwardly ten steps away from the two of them. Under the extremely dissatisfied gaze of the dwarves, he silently unfolded the scroll in his hand, and pointed to the image in the center of the scroll that was exactly the same as the scene in front of him.

"I just... just remind you, I seem to have forgotten the live broadcast of Guan Gongping. Although there is no sound, the silent film version of the love documentary has been live broadcasting, hahahaha..."

Oligai hurriedly opened his scroll, and saw that the barrage in the public comment area had exploded.

404NotFound: "Is the 4D background tonight a replica of the forest of elves?"

10010: "What is the PV of a new game? The protagonists are elves and dwarves? The character modeling is so realistic!"

10086: "That half-breed elf looks so good, and feels...a bit like the current elf king?"

12315: "What nonsense are you talking about upstairs? Although this half-blood elf is very good-looking, the elf king cannot be a half-blood!"

Bulletproof glass heart: "It doesn't matter if you are the elf king or not, the sense of CP is so strong! I locked it!"

The surging meat wave: "Is this game from R18? Or is it a rotten game?"

The tenth-level old melon eater: "W, Da Boye! Is the dwarf taking the initiative to attack? Black-bellied dwarf attack x beautiful strong elf?"

Egg yolk and mayonnaise: "I, I, I can set this~"

The Elf King looked at the frantically rolling screen, and his brows became tighter and tighter; at the moment when he saw the attack setting, Oligai couldn't bear it anymore, and wrote a pen in person.

A Jingleihua shook her hand: "Haven't you heard it upstairs? The height is determined to attack! The elf must be the attack!"

However, before the Elf King could hear the sound of the message being sent successfully, the live broadcast window on the public screen suddenly went dark, and the announcement comment area was forced to clear the screen by the official, and a scrolling announcement replaced it.

"Miss Customer Service: Mina-san~ Just now is an excerpt from the promotional video of Pirate Ship's upcoming game "Jungle Adventure from Zero".

(●'?'●)??”

"Sorry, I didn't notice," Arthurs gasped and scratched his head embarrassingly, "It's dealt with."

After being disturbed by the live broadcast accident just now, the charming atmosphere just now disappeared completely; after a moment of embarrassment, the elf king and the house king both sat upright and returned to the diplomatic mode.

According to Moyongshe news:

On X, X, X in the Western calendar, Arthurs, the leader of the dungeon, and Olgai, the leader of the Forest of Elves, had a historic meeting on the pirate ship in the dungeon.

The two had an in-depth exchange of opinions on the introduction of the dwarf mecha device by the elves, and the assistance of the dwarf group to the post-disaster reconstruction of the elf forest. A design, follow-up maintenance and other work; and reached a long-term cooperation consensus based on equality and mutual benefit, mutual non-aggression of territory, mutual respect, mutual assistance and common progress.

Later, the two sides discussed that "the dwarves and the elves should cooperate from the source of culture, solve the main contradiction between the growing needs of the clansman for a better life and the insufficient and unbalanced distribution of idol resources, accurately match market supply and demand, and harmoniously help each other." To enhance inter-racial friendship, jointly build a culturally strong ethnic group, and achieve the goal of promoting economic transformation through cultural prosperity” reached an agreement.

The meeting preliminarily determined that Elven Forest will be responsible for cultivating and exporting idol resources, and Pirate Ship will be responsible for publicity and promotion; at the same time, the voting scope of the idol talent show will be expanded from Elven Forest to the dungeon area, so as to enhance the sense of participation and cultivation of the vast number of otaku Become a sense, and strive to create the first idol male/female group competition and cultivation reality show within the next year...

The meeting lasted about two hours. During the period, Arthurs, the leader of the dungeon, adhered to the three basic principles of responsiveness, everything the Elf King said, and free and absolutely free money, to ensure that the Elf King himself came to the dungeon at least once a month. The basic purpose is to stay at least five days at a time, sitting on the lap of the Elf King and happily signing a number of long-term cooperation agreements with the Elf King.

The devil was dizzy when he heard it, and after several struggles with the menacing drowsiness, he finally gave up struggling, fell directly into Yule's arms and fell asleep;

On the contrary, Yule seriously participated in the whole process, and even when the Elf King insisted that he could not take the dwarf's mecha for nothing but suffered from insufficient funds, he offered to provide a certain amount of loan funds for the elves from the perspective of an independent third party, as long as the elves paid a certain amount. Interest is repaid on a monthly basis.

The only additional condition is that the elves need to provide necessary assistance when the devil and the brave are in a critical situation.

After Yu Guo was woken up by Yuer, it took a full 15 minutes to barely read the minutes of the meeting.

"Are we going to lend money?" Yu Guo asked in a low voice.

"No," Yule shook his head brazenly, "This is to provide economic assistance to areas with potential, to carry out strategic layout in advance, and to give full play to the value of the idle funds in hand."

Yu Guo nodded doggy-leggedly, and on the spot wrote a 500-word rainbow fart composition full of enthusiasm and true feelings about the foresight, foresight and hard work of the angel investor, her boyfriend and golden thigh;

However, when a certain demon king counted the number of 0s behind Yule's so-called "a little idle funds", he immediately lost his voice.After a while, Yu Guo couldn't help tugging on Yuer's sleeve quietly, and asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to pay so much money?"

"Don't worry, we don't need that much money at the moment, anyway, the gold is idle there, and," Yule patted his hand, whispered: "This little money can be exchanged for the support of the elves and dwarves." ,Good deal."

Yu Guo swallowed her saliva.After all, Yule snatched the money from the treasury of the Sevin Eleven Empire without hesitation, and he was just a rice bug hugging his thighs, so he had no right to stop him.

And... the Demon King looked at the dwarf's expression, and guessed that Arthurs would never let his half-blood elves suffer. It is conservatively estimated that this business is almost guaranteed to make a profit.

So, the stingy devil put his heart back into his stomach, and after sending his best wishes to the century-old alliance between the elves and dwarves, he asked: "Then can we start making weapons, my lord?" ?”

"Yes." The dwarf nodded cheerfully, "Tell me about your requirements for weapons."

Yu Guo pointed at Yuer and said, "I don't have any requirements on the appearance of the weapon, the main thing is to match his temperament."

"Temperament?" The house lord felt that he hadn't swung the hammer to take orders for too long, and he couldn't get what the customer wanted to express for a while. He scratched his head and asked modestly: "What is the temperament? Could you please tell me the details?" Is it a little?"

The devil looked at the brave man next to him, and praised unabashedly: "Then~look at him, he is not only a prince, but also a brave man, and a handsome fugitive who is wanted; his temperament is like that black rose with thorns—noble and elegant, Brave and charming, but dangerous and rebellious hidden under the beautiful appearance, it is a fatal temptation that people cannot escape."

Yu paused, and continued: "So a weapon worthy of him must not only be high-end and elegant, but also low-key and luxurious with connotations. It must not only show personality and attitude, but not be too ostentatious... In short, That's probably what it means."

The corner of Yule's mouth curled up slightly. He stroked the back of the Demon King's neck, leaned close to his ear, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you so good at talking?"

The devil suddenly blushed, and whispered: "I... saw it in the advertisement." Isn't that what is written in perfume advertisements and lipstick advertisements?Anyway, there are so many dangerous and fascinating things, it doesn't matter if you add one more hero.

The blond-haired brave man rubbed the back of the Demon King's neck, lowered his head and whispered in his ear, "Don't copy next time, I want to listen to your heart."

"Well," the Demon King shrank his neck and muttered in a low voice, "This is what I mean."

The sour smell of love filled the air silently, but unfortunately, the dwarf on the opposite side couldn't feel any sweetness from the dog-killing conversation at all, he just felt very dizzy at the moment.

To be reasonable, does such a thing as Yu Guo said really exist in the world?Tall and connotative, both flamboyant and low-key?

The dwarf swallowed.Although he doubts that Yu Guo is talking nonsense, he has no evidence so far, and Yu Guo's expression looks very serious; moreover, there has never been a weapon in this world that he can't make...

So, the house lord nodded half-understood, silently memorized the N groups of antonyms Yu Guo just mentioned, and continued to ask, "What about the performance of the weapon? Do you two have any requirements?"

"Yes, yes," Yu Guo said without hesitation, "First of all, it must be an attack. It can be a physical attack or a magical attack, or a combination of the two to release a magical physical attack."

The dwarf nodded. Although this guest asked a bit too much, as a sword that can rival the sword of the brave, it is not too much to have the above functions.

"Secondly, this weapon must also be able to defend. It can resist both physical attacks and magical attacks. Finally, it can also resist the mixed attacks of the two."

The house lord blinked suspiciously.Did he get it wrong?The guest is not going to be a sword, but a shield?

Before he raised his doubts, he heard Yu Guo continue.

"By the way, this weapon must have a certain degree of concealment. It doesn't look like a weapon, but it is actually a big killer. Such as slippers, brooms, footballs... In short, it must have the effect of being caught by surprise!"

The dwarf only felt that his mind was in chaos, and his soul was already hovering on the verge of autism.

He couldn't imagine any specific image, he only saw a bunch of dots, lines, and planes in a mess.

But after all, the king of the house is the most talented foundry of the dwarves for hundreds of years. He took a deep breath, decided to turn abstraction into concreteness, and asked: "So, do you want a sword that can attack, or a sword that can attack?" What about a defensive shield?"

"A sword that can be used as a shield? Or a shield that can be attacked? It's up to you, and we don't limit the specific form." He glanced at Yule, "Right?"

"Well." Yule nodded, "I can do whatever I want, as long as you decide."

Yu Guo patted the dwarf on the shoulder: "Our needs are very simple, can you make it for me tomorrow?"

The king of the house has lived for nearly 200 years, and has always regarded tranquility, harmony and friendliness as the criteria for dealing with others. Up to now, he has a stable mentality, and he is as good as the Buddha. Except for the half-blood elves, there is nothing that can make his heart beat faster.

However, at this moment, the house lord clearly felt that his heart was beating wildly and his blood was hot.His heart seemed to have turned into a big oil tank, and sparks flew from his ears to the bottom of his heart, clamoring to ignite the dangling oil tank.

So, in an instant, the flames spread and sparks flew, and the whole person was about to explode in minutes.

Swearing by his nearly 200 years of house age, he has never seen such a weird weapon!Let's not talk about what this ghost thing is, who can make such a ghost thing in a day?

Make a hammer! You can you up, no can no bibi!

The king of the house picked up the cup, poured himself a glass of ice water, and finished accumulating energy.

He took a deep breath and was about to start spraying when he heard the half-blood elf behind him clap his hands and exclaimed, "What kind of new concept weapon is this? It sounds very cool!"

The elf's heavenly voice was like rain falling from the sky, and instantly extinguished the fire that had spread to his throat.

The dwarf came out of his autistic and furious mood in an instant, and what was absolutely in front of him was definitely not an impossible task, but the tempering of the God of Love!

Therefore, the dwarf nodded and agreed, and had an idea, saying that he could not handle this high-end custom weapon alone, and needed to engrave the blessing of the elf on the weapon, and naturally invited the elf king to work with him to complete it.

The Elf King hesitated for a moment.

He didn't intend to stay in the Elven Forest for too long, but considering that the Demon King and the Brave helped him recover his mana, and they just provided a lot of financial support for the reconstruction of the Elf Forest, the two of them solved their problems many times. Urgent, I should contribute to my friends;

Especially, when he thought that this weapon would most likely be used to fight against the Holy Light Cult, which competed with the elves for idol market share... The Elf King felt that he had to help with this task, and he had to do his best to help.

Therefore, the Elven King also nodded, expressing that he was very willing to contribute to the casting of weapons.

The dwarf said that he and the Elf King need a week to conduct a closed test. During this period, Yu Guo and Yule can stay on the pirate ship to facilitate communication at any time.

"Can we also stay in the pirate ship during the day?" Yu Guo asked excitedly.

"Okay, it's just that everyone rests during the day, and no one entertains you."

Yu Guo's eyes lit up immediately.

The pirate ship of the day!There is no other player's pirate ship!

Rounding it up, it means that he has packed an entire game hall!

Childhood dreams finally come true in a different world, it's so cool!

How could he miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity right in front of him!It's not too late to save the world these days, let him have a good time first!

So, the devil dragged the brave man away contentedly, but just as he reached the door, he was suddenly stopped by the dwarf.

"Confirm again, do you two have no special requirements for the form of the weapon? Are you not limited to those conventional forms?"

After getting an affirmative answer, a sly gleam flashed in the dwarf's eyes.

An ominous premonition suddenly floated in Yu Guo's heart, but under the call of the game, he didn't think much about it.