Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Director Yu dismissed the extras, looked at the dog hair all over the place, and thought quickly: If you put away these dog hairs and make a vest for Wang Zai, it should help the dog to stabilize his emotions and get through the baldness smoothly date?

Yu Mou, a textile worker who loves his son, did it immediately, and immediately picked up a handful of dog hair and put it in his pocket; at the moment when his fingertips were in his pocket, the scene cut from "The Wolf Who Picked Up Dog Hair" to the world-famous painting " Scream.

I saw that wolf clan tremblingly took out a ball of paper soaked by the lake water from his pocket, and grabbed the sleeve of the golden wool sheep next to him, with deep fear in his big eyes: "Oops, I forgot to give Dion the next script!"

Because the lake water raised by the mermaid has never been poured, the young wolf tribe in front of him looks quite embarrassed.

The wet pointed ears are trembling, the wet tail is hanging between the legs, and the short dark gray hair is hugged together in aggrieved way, and the strands are gathered like the tip of a brush.

The dark fabric is tightly attached to the body, outlining the ascetic and seductive muscle lines; the black belt tied around the narrow waist is like a red ribbon wrapped around a gift box, inviting the recipient of the gift to eagerly tear off the trembling top. Red bow, and then tear off the gorgeous packaging, take out the peerless treasures hidden inside to appreciate and play with, and brand your own marks on it brightly.

"Instead of worrying about the lion, you should worry about yourself." Yuer grabbed Yu Guo's wrist with a backhand, "The clothes are soaked, and it's easy to get sick in wet clothes."

"Oh~ah?!" Before Yu Guo could react, Yule had already carried her on his shoulders.

The straight and fried tail swept back and forth on the back of Yule's neck, and the flailing legs bumped against the solid belly from time to time, making people feel itchy.

"Don't move around." Yule slapped the round and plump peach lightly through the dark gray fabric.

Snapped.

It's like poking a transparent jelly, the touch of the Q bomb slightly pushes the fingertips away, and if there are seemingly nothing ripples, it seems to gently sway under the burning palm.

In an instant, Yule felt that something was wrong with him.

First, the heart in the chest missed a few beats and then began to thump without rhythm, then the azure blue eyes and mouth opened slightly uncontrollably, and finally even the left foot and the right foot couldn't decide which one to go first. Take the first step towards agreement.

So, he had to stop where he was, and let the hot blood detonate the fragile blood vessels, and the bursting sparks ignite the internal organs; let the prairie fire spread wildly in his body, burning everything he touched, leaving only an empty space. Skin.

The smoldering skin trembled, clamored, longing and expecting, looking forward to the demon king who is both an arsonist and a savior, touched with the same hot skin, soothed with the same crazy gesture, rained down with dripping tears, blushed The cheeks and long kisses gave a hearty relief to the uncontrollable emotions.

However, the involuntary arsonist kicked Yule's knee with his toe, and asked "what's the matter" in a low voice without knowing it.

The fire grew hotter.

Yule took a deep breath, temporarily blocked the monstrous flames with the cool wind pouring in, moved his palms down to the position of his knees and clasped them lightly, and responded in a hoarse voice: "Don't move around."

"Oh~ good."

The well-behaved response with a nasal sound was like a tiny hook, picking up the heart that had just been pushed back to its original position.

Yule had to take a few more deep breaths, and said fiercely in a hoarse voice: "Don't talk either."

Yu Guo:? ? ?

The sparse branches of the dead trees are like a broken cover, half-obscuring the moonlight on the soft grass.

The wolf youth, who was ordered not to move or speak, sat on the ground with his hands on his knees. He put his hands on his chin for a while and watched Yule frantically breaking branches to light the fire, and then played with his wet tail boredly.

So when Yule turned around after lighting the fire and laying out the blanket, he saw a gray wolf with drooping wolf ears, aggrievedly holding its wet tail, and scribbling (writing) on ​​the grass in boredom. On behalf of) pull (code).

"Come here." Yule stretched out his hand to the bored and aggrieved wolf youth.

The wolf youth raised his head excitedly, dropped his tail and was about to jump over, but suddenly remembered something, rolled his eyes, and quickly sat back on the spot.

If you tell me not to move, then don’t move, and if you let me come, come here, then I’m just like Wang Zai!

The devil king is not a stupid dog, the devil king also has a small temper!

So, the devil in wolf fur hugged his tail, seriously counted how many hairs there were on it, and tried to express his dissatisfaction and protest with poor acting skills.

There was a sigh from above.Warm palms passed through the crooks of the arms and the hollows of the knees, and the Demon King was picked up and hugged in his arms.

The Demon King sat angrily on the grass covered with a red plaid cloak, pricked up his pointed ears, and stared dissatisfiedly at the golden sheep in front of him.

"Why don't you speak?"

"You won't let me tell."

Yule picked up the flannelette and gently wiped the wet pointed ears, "Now let's talk, let's talk."

The two wolf paws patted off the flannel, strangled the golden wool sheep's slender neck fiercely, and asked angrily: "Say, why didn't you let me move or speak all of a sudden? You're still so fierce!"

The Adam's apple rolled up and down in Yu Guo's palm, and a low magnetic voice leaked from between his fingers: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

Reason told Yu Guo that he should stay away from this dangerous golden sheep now, but the two soft lips under his nose betrayed the revolution without hesitation, and asked tremblingly, "What... can't help it?"

The golden wool sheep's eyes narrowed slightly, and the azure blue pupils exuded a dangerous aura that did not belong to herbivores.

The wolf's tail stood up vigilantly, and Yu Guo subconsciously wanted to shrink back, but was dragged into Yule's arms by the collar.

The hot lips pressed tightly together, and the slightly cool teeth bit the trembling lips lightly, and he got the key to pass the level familiarly.

The wet and slippery soft tongue effortlessly pushed open the white city gate, and penetrated into the warm and soft city.

With the tip of his tongue hooked, he entangled and dawdled arrogantly, eagerly tasting the sweet and intoxicating secret wine of wolf tongue; the warm palm firmly pressed the back of Yu Guo's head, completely cutting off the retreat of the deserters.

The sound of tsk-tsk-tsk water and heavy and short breaths formed a low-key and charming magic chant, tempting the hot bodies to fit tightly together, gradually sinking in the deepening kiss until both of them forgot to breathe.

"What are you doing!" Yu Guo gasped in embarrassment, staring at the expressionless golden-haired sheep with red eyes.

"You asked," Yule replied calmly, staring at his slightly swollen red lips and the remaining water marks on his lips, "I can't help it."

"You..." Yu Guo blushed from being stared at by him, and hurriedly rubbed the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, the corner of her mouth that was already slightly red and swollen became even more swollen.

Yuel pressed his wrist, put Yu Guo's hand on the button of the collar, and whispered: "Okay, take off your clothes."

"What?" Yu Guo trembled and almost slapped himself on the face, "Say it again!"

"Take off your clothes quickly," Yule looked at the trembling wolf ears, his heart was itchy, but he still coaxed him patiently, "You will get sick if you wear wet clothes, please dry them quickly and change them." set."

Ah, yes, change clothes!

They're here for a wet change!

Yu Guo finally breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish a set of deep breaths, the golden wool sheep opposite him asked maliciously, "Are you waiting for me to help you take it off?"

"No, no, no! I'll take it off myself!" Yu Guo quickly pressed the neckline, and quickly unbuttoned it.

To be reasonable, Yu Guo couldn't understand why a spicy chicken game's clothing system should be so elaborate, such as the military uniform he wears from an unknown country, the jacket has more than a dozen buttons!There are three buttons on the neckline alone, and a thin chain hangs under each button, and another button is tied to the other end of the thin chain... As a result, two wolf paws fiddled with each other for a long time, but none of the buttons were undone. .

Yu Guo rolled her eyes in despair.

Just cut the clothes on the back and forget it. Anyway, there are clothes in Yule's space ring.However, before he could put this prodigal idea into practice, a chuckle came from his ear.

"Let me do it."

The slender fingertips hooked up the thin chains between the buttons, and patiently undid the thin chains from the buttons one by one, and then unhurriedly undid the first button on the neckline.

All three buttons are unbuttoned, and Xin's long fair neck is exposed to the air. His slightly cool fingertips and hot eyes slide down slowly along the neck together. His tail curled up slightly in mid-air.

From time to time, the warm palm could not touch the ups and downs of the chest through the wet clothes, and the inadvertently raised part rubbed against the rough fabric. Half of his chest was exposed in the silvery moonlight.

The demon king who was finally relieved had just breathed a sigh of relief, and when he raised his eyes, he met the gloomy and hot gaze of the brave man; following that gaze, he saw two pink spots on his fair chest swaying in the wind...

Yu Guo pulled up the front of his clothes in an instant, and before he could cover it, someone grabbed his wrist.The tip of the warm tongue licked the snow-white fluff in the center of the gray wolf's ears, and a low magnetic voice came slowly, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

The fried hair's tail arched high in the air, and the demon king who was caught by the wolf's ear was blushing, and he didn't know how to answer these words.

The Demon King thought for a while, and finally choked out a thought-safe answer: "Why don't you take it off, your clothes are wet too."

"My coat is waterproof." The corners of the blond brave man's mouth suddenly curved slightly, and his blue eyes sparkled. "However, if you want to help me take it off, I have no problem."

Saying that, he covered the Demon King's hand on his chest.

"Aha, if it's not wet, big...you don't have to," the devil wanted to slap himself twice, and hurriedly pulled his hands back.

"But I suddenly felt it was necessary." The brave man held down the wolf's paws, wrapped his arms around his waist, hugged the whole wolf to his lap, and gently pinched the tip of the wolf's tail.

The gray wolf uttered a short scream, threw forward uncontrollably, and fell into the embrace of the brave man; his half-naked chest hit the silver brooch on the chest of the secret armor of the dungeon impartially, and the pain was excruciating." "Hiss" yelled out.

"Sorry," Yule hurriedly took off the red and sapphire on the brooch, took off the cold armor coat, and hugged him in his arms, "Are you okay?"

The gray wolf shook its head, its tail resting on Yule's lap defenselessly, and the two chests were obviously red and swollen, like two tempting fruits to pick.

However, no matter how delicious and attractive the fruit is, it can only be picked after obtaining permission; this is the basic etiquette of being a nobleman.

Yuer put the gem into the ring setting, patted Yu Guo's back lightly, and said softly, "Yu Guo, stand up."

Yu Guo stood up according to the words, while wondering in her heart: Yuer seldom calls him by his full name, what is this for?

As soon as he stood firm, he saw Yule kneeling in front of him on one knee, holding his left hand, and placing a hot kiss on the back of his hand.

"Master Demon King, I am ready to go to hell with you. I am willing to give up all light and glory, and dedicate my body, mind and life to you. Even if you ask me to destroy the world, I will never hesitate. Please allow me Love you forever, stay with you in the name of a lover, and only complete death can separate us."

The devil shook his furry wolf ears, stared at the big black eyes, and looked at the brave man with sincere eyes in bewilderment.

Although the lines just now sound a bit weird, judging from the posture and atmosphere, it seems to be... a marriage proposal?

Sure enough, in the next second, he saw a sapphire ring appearing in the brave man's hand.

"Please allow me, who is selfish and greedy, to confirm with you. Are you willing to condescend to be my lover? Of course, if you are not willing, my love for you will not decrease in the slightest." Udon paused, "But I I really hope that I can wear this ring on your hand."

To be honest, Yu Guo never thought in her two lifetimes that one day, someone would propose to her!Still in such a traditional and formal way!

As a single otaku who relies on takeaway food for food, wholesales ten identical items on 1688 (Alibaba purchasing and wholesale network) every quarter for his clothes, and only opens a pack of potato chips on New Year's Day and birthdays, he has always believed in the "sense of ritual" "This kind of thing is meaningless except for cheating money.

However, when the person you like him, and he likes you, is dressed in silver moonlight and kneels in front of you with a ring on one knee, the exaggerated heartbeat decisively slapped Yu Guo's face ring.

How should I put it, this kind of warm and soft feeling in my heart is quite good.

No, no, it should be said that this feeling is very good.

So much so that Yu Guo's eyes turned red unconsciously, like a wind-up nodding doll, saying incoherently "Willing", "I love you too, I love you very much", "Where is it, you are too flattering me , I'm just a chicken, not good at all", "Hey, get up quickly, your knees hurt after kneeling for a long time", "It's not suitable for you to kneel alone, or I will give you one too"...

Yule looked at the flushed and muttering Demon King for a moment, and finally couldn't help laughing along with him.

He lightly took Yu Guo's left hand which he had put away nervously and didn't know where to put it, solemnly put the ring that he had given away when he first met him on the ring finger of this person's left hand, and kissed gently .

From now on, this person is his, and no one can take it away.

Yu Guo also put the ruby ​​ring on Yule's ring finger seriously. He was about to imitate Yule's example and kiss his fingertips, but Yule threw him down on the grass covered with a red plaid cloak. superior.

The hot pecks and kisses kept falling down, and the remaining button of the clothes was quickly undone by the nimble ten fingers...

"What's this for?" Yu Guo hadn't recovered from the romantic proposal when she was dazed by the kiss, and it took a long time before she got out of the intensive kissing and asked, blinking her eyes in confusion.

"Honey, what you have to do after proposing is of course something that can only be done between lovers." The blond brave man quickly unbuttoned his belt, stripped off his wet clothes, and kissed his pink earlobes to coax him , "This is the tradition of my hometown Kali Yudan."

A certain hard object pressed against his lower abdomen through two layers of fabric, and Yu Guo instantly understood what this "tradition" referred to, and immediately blushed from his face to the base of his neck.

"I...you..." Yu Guo swallowed nervously, he had seen Yuer before, the size... no, absolutely not!The Demon King resolutely confessed: "No, it's too big..."

The blond prince smiled slightly, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Hey, don't be afraid, I have learned how to relax in the Noble Academy, as long as... and then... that's fine, if you want to be more comfortable, I'm going to..."

Yu Guo: ...What are you teaching in your aristocratic academies!

The low magnetic and elegant voice recited the words that made people blush and heartbeat, and the vivid and fragrant pictures that his brain automatically conjured up distracted Yu Guo's attention. By the time he realized it, his clothes had been taken off completely , the tip of the furry ear is trembling with kissing and stroking, the dark gray tail is tightly wrapped around Yule's leg, and Yule's raised hands are pressed on top of the head and tied with a belt, just finishing the last buckle.

Yu Guo twisted his wrist, and found that the leather buckle was not loose or tight. The wrist could move, but he couldn't break free.

The Demon King could not help but sigh with emotion:

Tsk, this binding technique industry!

Bah, this picture is so embarrassing!

So, the devil blushed and closed his eyes resentfully.

Don't ask why Big Big Wolf obediently caught him without a fight, just ask, it's all because Pleasant Goat is too cunning!

The red plaid picnic cloth had already been laid out on the grass, and the white and tender Demon King was biting his lip and trembling softly, which looked delicious.

"Master Demon King, you are so beautiful." The blond brave man admired the Demon King who was covered with ambiguous marks all over his body and the tears at the corners of his eyes were still wet, and couldn't stop praising him.

Lord Demon King naturally ignored him.

"Honey, open your eyes and look at me." Yule kissed his red wrist, and gently pinched the tip of his tail... The man in his arms trembled violently, and opened his red eyes He glared at him angrily.

"Honey, what's the matter? Is there something wrong with me?" Yule said softly.

"Yes!" Tail patted Yuer's firm belly angrily, "I obviously told you to stop, and I said it several times, but you didn't listen at all! You feudal ruling class don't care about the lives of the people at all!"

"I'm sorry," Yule grabbed his tail, kissed the tip of the fluffy tail, leaned close to his ear, and whispered, "I thought you felt very comfortable when I heard the voice."

The brave man squeezed the devil's chin, forced him to raise his head, and asked very sincerely and humbly: "Honey, tell me, are you really uncomfortable?"

Yu Guo was slightly taken aback.

He recalled it seriously, and had to admit... Ahem, the teaching quality of that noble academy is quite good.

But the word "comfortable" is something that the innocent and shy Lord Demon King can't say!

Seeing this, the evil brave man whispered in the ear of the devil considerately: "If it's comfortable, just put the tail in my hand."

Then, the honest Demon King blushed and quietly handed the fluffy tail into the palm of the brave man.

Then, Pleasant Goat licked Big Big Wolf's tail while greedily saying, "If it feels comfortable, let's do it again."

Big Big Wolf's ears kept shaking, expressing a strong protest; but after Pleasant Goat grievously stated that this is also a tradition of curry fish balls in his hometown, Big Big Wolf secretly made up his mind that he would never eat curry fish balls again, and at the same time compromised with hatred .

"Why are you here again?! What the hell kind of tradition is your curry fish pill?!" Even if the orcs are naturally energetic, they can't be so unrestrained!

"The tradition of Kali Yudan is to stay until dawn and watch the sunrise together again."

The Demon King looked back at Pleasant Goat behind him in shock, and asked sincerely, "To be honest, your ancestor's head might not be made of curry fish balls?"

Yule suppressed a smile, nodded solemnly, and without hesitation echoed "Yes, they are indeed sick", while straightening up.

"Hey, go to sleep." The brave man kissed the sleepy-eyed demon king lightly, and helped him put on his cloak.

"Well," the Demon King opened his eyelids and glanced at the moon in the sky, then shook his head slightly, "No, I haven't watched the sunrise yet."

The tips of the furry ears rubbed against his chest, and Yuel felt his whole heart melt into a handful of water.The evil brave man found out his conscience and decided to confess his crime: "I'm sorry, there is no such tradition at all, I lied to you."

"Hmph, I know," the demon king yawned, and opened his misty black eyes, "Do you think I'm that stupid? I just want to make you happy, not because of those ghost traditions. .Well!"

The gentle kiss replaced the unfinished words. After a long while, Yuer hugged the devil who was dazed by the kiss, and whispered: "I am already very happy, go to sleep."

Listening to the even breathing of the person in his arms, Yule also hooked the corners of his mouth and closed his eyes.

There are too many types of suppers, and the time in one night is too short, obviously not enough to taste them all; however, the golden sheep is not in a hurry, after all, he still has time to slowly savor his delicious and unique private suppers.

The author says:

Diary of the Brave: I ate the whole wolf banquet tonight, it was delicious!Want to eat grilled black chicken wings tomorrow night~