Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The iron box reflected the bright light, and the black cat lying on the cushion pushed the iron box full of cat food aside with its paws, its blue and yellow eyes narrowed into two vertical lines.

"I said pretty boy, why are you always so picky about eating? You really don't have the consciousness of a stray cat at all." The man chuckled, picked up the black cat and rubbed it on the ear twice, "When I was a stray, but Eat whatever you find."

stupid human.

Sebastian sneered inwardly.

The taste buds of high-level demons are very picky. Of course, unpalatable and unnutritious things like boiled chicken breast and small fish and shrimps on the plate will not be able to catch the eyes of the boss; Well, for example, the steady stream of negative emotions pouring out of this man smells delicious and tempting.

Hatred and anger settled down over time, like aged rum, exuding a rich and mellow taste, even Sebastian couldn't help but twitch his index finger.

The black cat meowed twice, jumped onto the man's lap in a deep leap, and began to enjoy its exclusive lunch slowly.

Sebastian caught up with this man in the Oleo area.

Amidst the ruins, the man bent down and placed a bouquet of bright red roses in front of the broken sarcophagus.

He stood there motionless like a statue, so that Sebas even wondered if the man had actually died standing up.

So the black cat came out from behind the sarcophagus, tentatively hooked the corner of the man's robe with its paw.

"Yo, there are still living creatures here?" The statue-like man knelt down, stroked the black cat's head twice, and asked softly, "Are you accompanying them?"

Although he didn't understand what the man was talking about, Sebas knew it was time to "meow" with his many years of experience as a cat.

So the black cat meowed twice, and gently patted the young man's hand with its small paw.

The man was taken aback for a moment, then grinned, revealing a very non-villain smirk.

Sebastian: ...Tsk, it doesn't smell good.

Sebastian took a step back in disgust, but was hugged by the man holding the cat's tail.

In an instant, the hairs all over the little black cat stood up.

Stupid human beings!You will pay for your actions!

I saw that the little black cat grinned, showing its small canine teeth, arched its body, raised its tail, stretched out its paws in dissatisfaction, and tore apart the man's robe on his chest.

In this world, no one is capable of defending against a fluffy kitten, not even the most ruthless villain.

"Hey, don't be afraid," the man gently pinched the back of the black cat's neck, with a completely different expression on his face from when he pinched the Pope's neck, "I'll take you home."

Sebas was slightly taken aback.

What do humans call this expression?

Oh tenderness.

And this man... is pretty good-looking.

Of course, he is still not as good-looking as Lord Demon King.

So, Sebastian flicked his tail in disgust, wiped his little paws on the young man's clothes, and reluctantly allowed this stupid villain to be his means of transportation.

After the black cat finished its meal, it stretched itself and jumped off the man's lap, and swaggered around the room.

The room is very simple, with only a bed and a table; and on the huge table, there is only a map besides paper and pencil.

The map was so large that it covered almost the entire length of the table.

Judging from Sebastian's limited knowledge, this map covers almost all areas of this continent.

There are many buildings circled with red pens on the map. Combined with the comments on the side, Sebastian determined that these buildings are being refurbished or are newly built Holy Light Chambers.

Sebastian had seen the blueprints of the newly built or renovated Holy See of Holy Light on the young man's table. Under the pure white church, there was always a dark cellar; on the floor of the cellar, the same magic circle was always drawn. pattern.The kind of magic circle that makes humans feel chilly just by looking at it, but makes demons feel excited.

He once heard the man say to others that the purpose of this magic circle is to cool down and store some perishable items in cold storage; for this, the black cat flicked its tail disdainfully.

Cut ~ cunning human beings, this is obviously an ancient sacrificial circle.

As for the offerings...

The black cat looked at the young man not far away and snorted in satisfaction.

Although he still doesn't know what it is, the black cat believes that this man who is more like a devil than a devil will definitely not let him down.

There was a knock on the door.

The courier handed a wax-sealed letter to the man respectfully.

The man opened the envelope and stared at the letter for a long time.

The black cat ran over curiously. Just as it sprinted onto the man's knee, the man smiled and snapped his fingers, turning the letter paper into a ball of ashes.

"Thank you," the man nodded to the messenger, "I will go."

The messenger left the room, and the man walked to the table with the black cat in his arms.

"It's finally about to start, pretty boy." He raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and slowly put away the long map.

"Meow." The black cat yelled cooperatively.

Thick hatred and anger rolled in the air, and a pair of heterochromatic pupils shone with excitement.

"Snapped."

Anna slapped herself on the face, "Damn it, I didn't hit this damned mosquito."

The women washing clothes by the river suddenly chirped, expressing their hatred for mosquitoes with each other.

"It's so itchy, the stinky mosquitoes are annoying in summer."

"My baby was bitten several times last night. After struggling half the night, I still couldn't catch it. I'm so pissed off!"

"Hang up the mosquito net."

"Mosquito nets are so stuffy, why don't you use mosquito repellent incense."

"Mosquito coils are not good, they catch fire easily."

Suddenly, there was a sound of "cracking, crackling, crackling" behind him, and at the same time, there was a burnt smell.

As soon as Anna turned around, she saw a dark-haired elf wielding what looked like a tennis racket.

She leaned over curiously, and saw a tiny spark on the thin net in the center of the beat accompanied by a "cracking" sound, and half a mosquito with a sharp beak and brown wings, six slender legs, and black and white spots on its abdomen was hanging peacefully. Posted online.

Yes, only half, because the other half of the mosquito's body has been burned to ashes.

"Oh, blessed by the holy dove," Anna exclaimed, "you must be the messenger sent by the holy dove to save us from the suffering of mosquito bites in the scorching summer."

"Sister, I'm not a pigeon or a messenger." The black-haired elf blinked her big eyes and smiled sweetly, "I'm just a passing seller, this thing is called a magic mosquito swatter. "

I don't know whether they were attracted by the magic mosquito swatter that I had never seen before, or by the soft and sticky "sister". In short, the women threw down their clothes and surrounded them.

"Just a wave? This is too convenient!"

"how much?"

"Two gold coins each." The black-haired elf replied.

"Oh, why is it so expensive?"

"But mosquitoes are really annoying in summer."

"It's so convenient, and it lasts a long time."

Seeing the woman chirping and discussing non-stop, the black-haired elf blinked, took out a dark blue card from his hand, next to a string of numbers, there were four big characters of "Squid Bank" written on it, and said loudly: "Actually? , this can also be given to you for free.”

"As long as you deposit the money into the bank card of this bank, we will give you different gifts if you deposit enough for the specified time," the black-haired elf shook the magic mosquito swatter in his hand, "Deposit 10 gold coins, deposit two month, I will send this."

As soon as the words fell, the women suddenly whispered.

"How do I get the money out when it's due?"

"Squid Bank has responsible employees in every area of ​​Douhua Country. The closest employees to you live in the town next to the village." Yu Guo took out a dozen leaflets and handed them to them.

"This money...can't be withdrawn?"

"Don't worry about this. We are a chain bank across the continent. We have established long-term and stable cooperation with the Adventurer's Guild, Elf Race, Dwarf Race, and Orc Race. At present, thousands of people have chosen to deposit their idle property in the squid bank and wait for the income. Woolen cloth."

"Then... are there any other gifts?"

"There are some."

As soon as the black-haired elf finished speaking, the blond elf next to him had already pulled out a bunch of strange-looking things from the ring.

"This is called the magic rice cooker, deposit 50 gold coins, and you will get it after 3 months." Yu Guo opened an oval white box next to it, took out the black inner pot, and poured in a handful of rice.

"After half an hour, it will automatically turn into delicious rice, and you don't have to stay close to it when cooking! Oh, it can also make cakes, porridge, stewed chicken soup... a must for lazy people A quick and good thing to prepare."

"What about this?" Anna asked, pointing to the white box next to her.

"This is called a magic wave stove. It can heat food quickly. The original price is 100 gold coins. Now you can deposit 50 gold coins and give it away after 4 months." Yu Guo opened the door of the cabinet, put a cup of milk into the iron box, and twisted the button .

There was a warm orange light on the transparent lid, and accompanied by a slight roar, a minute later, a glass of juicy milk was delivered to Anna.

Under the sincere and encouraging eyes of the elf, Anna finally took a sip from the cup.

"Oh, coo! Holy pigeons, it's the first time in my life that I have had such delicious milk!"

Anna exclaimed exaggeratedly: "The slightly hot temperature brings out the taste of natural organic milk to the fullest. This rich milky fragrance, silky taste, warm heart and stomach warm feeling, oh, I think I drank it It's not milk, it's the love of cows!"

"Thank you sister." The black-haired elf winked at Anna.

"Everywhere, it's all true."

"What about this one?" Someone asked, pointing to the half-person-high cube next to it.

"This is called a magic washing machine." The elf poured a basin of clothes into the washing machine. "It really frees your hands, and you don't have to stare at the scorching sun to wash clothes anymore. This deposit is 100 gold coins, and you can give it away after 5 months!"

"what about this?"

"This is called a magic vacuum cleaner. With it, there are no dead ends at 360°. It makes it easy to do housework and really free your hands..."

Under the powerful Amway of the devil, the housewives are ready to move, whispering, "Or save it for a month and see."

Anna was about to pay, when she heard the elder sister next to her ask, "Where are you from? Why did you come out to sell things at such a young age? You can't be a babysitter for a group of liars, right?"

"No," the black-haired elf lowered his head and twisted his clothes with two fingers. After a while, he raised his head again and said with tears in his eyes: "We are really not liars. I don't have parents. Wang and I The boy was picked up by the elder brother."

The elf raised his finger and pointed to the bald dog next to him, and said with a sob: "But Wangzai is sick, we need money for medical treatment, my brother is dumb and can't speak, no one else wants to entrust us with work, only squid The bank gave us a chance to try; if we couldn't get a card, we'd have to pick up the trash, woohoo..."

The blond elf in the distance stared at him angrily. He walked over angrily with a straight face, opened his mouth and was about to say something, but his palm was scratched slightly.

The black-haired elf shook his hand tearfully, and the blond elf suddenly lost his temper and played the role of the miserable dumb brother competently.

"Hey, baby, don't cry," Anna's heart was about to break seeing the little elf's crying appearance, "Come on, I'll get a card, and Auntie doesn't have much money, so I'll save it for a month first."

The black-haired elf who faked crying twisted on his leg, blinked his big teary eyes, and bowed to Anna: "Thank you sister."

"Hey, no thanks, what a sensible child," Anna hurriedly helped the black-haired elf, and said to the housewife next to her, "Peggy, you can make one too, and help the child."

"Okay, okay," the tall housewife next to me nodded, "I'll just save it for five months, and it's a shame to think about doing laundry in winter."

"Then I'll do it too. I'll keep it for six months! I want a magic vacuum cleaner. Cleaning is so annoying."

"I've earned it, I've earned it, basically every household in this village has saved it." Yu Guo happily shook Yuer's sleeves, with an expression of "Praise me, praise me".

The blond elf glanced at him indifferently, but remained silent.

"What's the matter with you?" The black-haired elf stood on tiptoe, pretended to be concerned and moved closer to the blond elf, blew a breath into his ear, turned around and ran away.

"Hey, hey, I was wrong, I was wrong." The devil who was dragged back by his collar confessed.

"What's wrong?"

"It's my fault... I shouldn't have blown air into your ears, hiss... just lighten up!"

"What else?" The brave man pinched the back of the demon king's neck, and the tip of his teeth rubbed against the elf's pointed ears.

"Also..." The elf's pointed ears seemed to be particularly sensitive. The Demon King trembled slightly after being bitten, so he had to stick out his tongue and obediently admit his mistake: "I shouldn't say you are a little dumb."

"Yeah." The brave man nodded, and finally let go.

Hey, it's easy to fool people when their body gets smaller!

The Demon King was secretly delighted that he had passed the catastrophe, and was about to continue jumping, but was suddenly dragged into his arms by the blond elf.

A slightly youthful hoarse voice came from the fluff on the tips of the ears, and the blond elf laughed lowly, and said quietly: "If you can talk so much, let's talk more at night."

The author says:

Mushroom: Meow~ Meow~ Meow~ (Why are there so many difficulties for him, I hope everyone can have good luck, Meow~)