Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

In the empty worship square, the village chief stared at the huge statue of King Pigeon, his face distorted into a three-dimensional bitter gourd.

It’s fine if the ace pigeon doesn’t show up, but this time there wasn’t even a single pigeon… Wait until the opening and closing ceremonies are seamlessly connected, how can I write a review report for this event later.

Just as the village chief was deep in thought, there was a sudden "cuckoo" sound from afar.

"Mom! Is that a holy pigeon?! It's the same as the one on the statue!"

"It seems, it seems to be a holy pigeon!"

"Hey, look! The one in the front, the one with a crown on its head, is that the ace pigeon? That's the ace pigeon!"

"My God, am I dreaming? The legendary ace pigeon has appeared?"

In the long-lost sound of "pigeon", the excited crowd whispered.

The village head stared blankly at the dazzling flock of pigeons moving from far to near, letting the tears of excitement rage silently on his face full of gullies.

Ace Pigeon looked at his giant statue curiously. It kicked its strong and powerful legs, shook its plump and glossy white feathers with golden edges, and made a loud and powerful "cuckoo" sound, and slowly landed on the ground. The golden crown on the head of the statue.

After thousands of years of waiting, a scene that was enough to be recorded in the history of the village was finally staged.

"Welcome Lord Shengge to visit our village for guidance! Play music!"

Under the leadership of the village chief, the villagers of Gugu Village played suona erhu and violins, played tambourines and sang songs, singing and dancing to worship the legendary white dove that brings love and peace.

Not far from the entrance of the village, the black-haired elf yawned with a pigeon egg in his hand, hummed an out-of-tune tune, and wobbled away to close the stall and prepare to go back to the city.

"You let that pigeon go?" The blond elf frowned, silently following one person and one dog.

"Yes," Yu Guo shook the pigeon eggs in his hand, "The eggs are all given to us. Be good, you really can't eat pigeons here, it offends people's belief..."

There was a slight crisp sound from the golden eggshell, and the brows of the blond elf frowned even tighter.

"I'm not greedy for pigeons, but this egg..." Yuer paused for a moment, struggled to organize his words, and continued, "Don't you think the way this egg comes out is a bit special? Is it really all right? "

After all, this egg fell directly from under the wings of the cooing king pigeon.

"I don't think so." Yu Guo calmly jumped off Gouzi's back.

After all, in the distant oriental legends, the origin of many young lives all fell out from the creaking nest of the mother's body.

As for the authenticity... Yu Guo has given up the desire to explore this world.

Tired, don't ask.

Asking is magic!It's all magic!

Moreover, Yu Guo saw through the essence of this golden ace pigeon egg at the first glance!hum~

"Don't worry! It's absolutely fine!" The black-haired elf took out a small leather hammer from the black pot behind him, and stuffed the pigeon eggs and the hammer into the black-haired elf's hands, leaving behind a His eyes: "Come on, I'll smash it for you."

Yule looked at the glittering golden ace pigeon egg in his hand with a complicated expression, and after a long while, he threw the hammer aside.

"Now I have to teach you about science. This ace pigeon egg is actually an easter egg." Yu Guo picked up the hammer and explained while gesturing, "Easter egg, do you know? Although it is called an easter egg, the shell of the egg Most of them are golden, and there will be unexpected surprises after opening! Opening eggs also pays attention to a sense of ritual, and you have to use a small hammer to break them open... Hey, what are you doing!"

"But there seems to be a gap here." Before the words fell, Yule twisted his hands in the opposite direction...

pat.

The eggshell is neatly split into upper and lower halves.

There are no splashes of confetti, no exploding firework effects and BGM, only a crystal clear, bright yellow gemstone in what looks like a transparent plastic bag.

The corner of Yu Guo's mouth twitched violently.

Girl thought, girl thought, this king pigeon egg is not an easter egg, but a twisted egg!

In terms of imagination, the Fat House game planner has never lost.

Yul watched Yu Guo pin the ace pigeon egg to his chest, and asked in a low voice, "Are you going to get the dragon's heart next?"

"Ah, yes." Yu Guo scratched her head in embarrassment, and pretended to take out the scroll, "Let me see how the dragon's territory goes."

"You took the scroll upside down..." Yule dismantled him mercilessly, "It's fine if you don't know where it is, just wait until the town's guild releases a mission and ask."

"Yes, yes, go to the guild," Yu Guo hurriedly ran down the steps, "We have been strategically cooperating with the Adventurer's Guild for so long, and it's time to check the cooperation effect."

Under the lure of the "hair growth liquid", the half-bald Gouzi ran wildly with the two of them on his back, and within half a day, he dragged a small sandstorm back to the town.

As soon as the two entered the city, they went straight to the M-shaped golden arches, and walked into the always crowded and crowded guild hall familiarly.

"You may consider trying this scimitar with dwarf characteristics," the staff member in a red dress said to the adventurer who was hesitantly standing in front of the task bar, "the addition of magic stones can increase the penetration effect of your attacks." 20%."

The adventurer took the silver scimitar and gestured a few times before nodding in satisfaction.

"A total of 60 gold coins, Mr. Das, would you like to pay in cash or by card?"

"I want... 60 gold coins," the adventurer held the blue card with the "Squid Bank" logo in his hand, and reluctantly returned the scimitar to the staff, "Forget it... I only have 10 gold coins." Gold coins."

"Mr. Das, you can use the squid Huabei service - borrow 50 gold coins from the squid bank, and you can have this advanced machete right away. You can use it to complete the advanced task first, and then use the task reward after you complete the task Just return the gold to the squid bank." The staff handed a scroll in front of him, "The task reward you see is 100 gold coins."

"Really?" The adventurer was excited and puzzled, "Is there such a good thing? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"Not everyone has this opportunity. Because of your good credit history, this special benefit will be given to you. You don't need any interest for repayment within 7 days, and you will only be charged every day after 7 days." Seven thousandths interest."

The adventurer took the scroll, and was seeing the densely packed dozens of rules and clauses on it, one head and two big, and the staff on the side said:

"I believe that an excellent adventurer like you, coupled with advanced weapons with dwarf characteristics, will be able to complete the task within seven days."

"Deal." The adventurer readily signed his name on the scroll, driven by the staff's timely affirmation (sudden) determination (you) and cumbersome details.

Yu Guo nodded in satisfaction. He walked around the lobby and was very satisfied with the promotional effect of Squid Bank and Squid Huabei.

On the way out of the guild after publishing the task of collecting clues to the dragon's territory, he was still thinking about when he could achieve the small goal of earning [-] million yuan.

The sunset glow dyed the sky before sunset into a gentle powder blue. The colorful ceilings in the market surrounded the sharp white bell tower of the Holy Light Church in the center of the town. A jumble of raucous syllables danced on the bard's old harp into a boisterous and clichéd song.

When making these insignificant towns, Yu Guo copy-pasted the code without thinking, so that these towns named after the "face-rolling keyboard method" all look exactly the same.

Every time Yu Guo walks into these "unfamiliar and familiar" towns, he always feels like time has stopped. He has just entered the town of Xisduo countless times, and he has long lost the time when he "entered the city" for the first time. West looked joyfully.

Relying on someone holding hands, Yu Guo habitually wanders without looking at the road, and habitually bumps into Yule's back.

"Look at the road."

Yule turned around, squeezed his palm helplessly, and handed him a pink cone.

Yu Guo took the cone, took a bite without hesitation, and naturally handed the cone back to Yule's mouth.

"You can eat it too, it tastes like watermelon, it's so sweet."

Seeing the blond elf licking the cone indifferently and obediently, Yu Guo subconsciously licked her own lips, thinking, although it was copied and pasted, each town is actually different.

Simply put, one is sweeter than the other.

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As if stimulated by the sour smell of love, the dog who had been quiet at his feet suddenly barked, attracting dissatisfied eyes.

Yu Guo hurriedly said sorry, while dragging the dog out of the crowd.

"Wang Zai?" Yu Guo looked at her dog son worriedly.

Ever since he became bald, Wangzai has fallen into daily melancholy, and even the skeleton of eating sauce is not as fragrant as before. Only the legendary hair growth liquid can make him excited for a short time.

But now Wangzai is shaking his head and tail, yelling "Meow Wang Meow Wang" non-stop, but he seems very...very excited.

Gouzi unexpectedly cheered up against a cloud of air for no reason.

Yu Guo thinks puberty dogs are really difficult to understand.

"Wang Zai, be careful not to be dragged away as a mad dog if you yell into the air like this." Yu Guo threatened.

"Aww, meow!" Wang Zai rolled his eyes at Yu Guo, continued to sniff the air, and turned around in circles.

"Wang Zai is hallucinating, right?" Yu Guo worriedly tugged on Yuer's sleeve.

Before Yule could answer, a human figure gradually emerged from the transparent air in front of him.

Black windbreaker, black trousers, black leather shoes, a black umbrella slanted behind the back, and a pair of black sunglasses covering half of his face.

"Ah! You..." Yu Guo looked at the Priest Jidao who suddenly appeared in surprise and embarrassment.

Surprisingly, the old friend whom I hadn't seen for a long time appeared in front of me again, and finally no longer in the form of a transparent person.

The embarrassing thing is that I haven't seen you for so long, and I can't remember the name of my old friend for a while...

"Ex," Yule said, stepping forward, nodding to the pastor, "Long time no see."

"Long time no see, my friend." Akers took off his sunglasses, smiled softly, and switched to the personality of the pastor brother in the healing department in a second.

"Akers, is your investigation going well? Have you found out anything about the cause of the Pope's death?" Yu Guo shook the scroll in his hand and complained, "You didn't even contact us when you agreed to send a message."

"Overall, it went smoothly," Akers sighed softly, looking at Yu Guo and Yule with complicated expressions, "What I want to say is too important, I must tell you in person."

Akers pointed to the side of the road, and the three of them walked over tacitly.

The setting sun was blocked by the old houses at the entrance of the alley, leaving the alleyway in the shadows.

Akers leaned against the rough wall, "The old pope and the priest who died in Weilong Laz should be killed by the next pope."

Yu Guo was surprised for a second.

It's only a second.

After all, it was beyond reason and expected.

"The next Pope."

Yu Guo laughed disdainfully, and repeated softly.

Regardless of his ambitious superiors, or the old Pope guarding the crown and throne, they are all puppets driven by power; as for the hundreds of priests who have died and the unnecessary devil king, they are just pawns on the chessboard.

"As he pleases."

Human beings are so boring, Lord Demon King decided not to play with them.

He hooked Yuer's little finger, wouldn't it be nice to eat, drink and travel around the world with his boyfriend~

"The new Pope's plan is to completely destroy the Holy See of Light."

"Oh? How dare you!" Yu Caimi Guo's eyes suddenly lit up, "These priests are suddenly unemployed, and there will be a lot of cheap labor in the market. We will sell them to the Prairie of Deliste to work. We will take this opportunity Make a fortune..."

Yu Guo enthusiastically planned for a long time, and then suddenly stopped as if realizing something.

"Wait, isn't he the Pope?" Yu Guo frowned, wondering, "He's going to destroy the Holy See of the Holy Light? His brain has been roasted by the Holy Light? He smashed his own unit, where will he lead the Holy Light?" Salary to go?"

"He wants to start a business, not...he wants to replace the Holy See of the Holy Light, and directly use the power of the Holy Light to become a new god."

The author says:

Wang Zai: Ax, you are back!I finally don't need a (only) person (dog) to be a light bulb!Meow! !