Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The round and curly characters appeared on the yellowed scroll one by one, and the unfamiliar and familiar words were broken up and reorganized. The dangerous and seductive sweet taste was slightly neurotic and ridiculous. The Lord Demon King almost knelt on the ground and read word by word. Read it over and over again.

At this moment, Lord Demon King, who was stuck in writing words, suddenly understood the seven-step method of poetry, and blurted out a thousand-character rainbow fart composition, blowing the inventor of automatic word writing magic into outer space sentence by sentence.

That's right!Magic should serve the masses of the people to live and work in peace and contentment!

Coach, I want to learn magic!

Is there any magic that can automatically write homework, automatically review exams, automatically write product analysis, automatically write code, automatically go to work to make money, automatically order takeaway, and automatically go to sleep?Coach, my enthusiasm for learning is a hundred times thicker and denser than the hair on the top of my head, please let me learn! ! !

"Hey, what are you thinking?" Manager Amy raised her hand and waved in front of Yu Guo's eyes, "You're a keyboard player, right?"

"Oh, yes, it's me." Yu Guo woke up from her sweet dream and nodded quickly.

"Okay, the important work of arranging, tuning, and making audio tracks in advance will be handed over to you!"

"Ah?! So suddenly?" Yu Guo was nervous, rolled his hands on the keyboard, and played a heart-piercing death chord without any pressure. He stared at the ace Ai with big innocent eyes. Mi, "Why?"

"Uh... well..." Amy looked at Yule and Ax and the little fat dragon in the distance, hesitant to speak.

Yu Guo immediately understood, and pretended to ask Teacher Amy for advice, and invited Amy outside the conference room.

"Teacher Amy, there is no one here, don't worry," the devil rubbed his hands and looked at Amy expectantly, "Did the teachers find that I am more talented in music than them? Is this important task entrusted to me?"

"Um, that's not exactly the case," Amy finally stopped talking, "arrangement and tuning are indeed very important, and the legend about the annual salary of a tuner in millions of gold coins is true."

"Yeah!" Yu Guo nodded wildly excitedly, a million tuner, he understands.

"However, the reason why I chose you," Amy patted Yu Guo on the shoulder, half comforting and half encouraging, "is because they all rejected this invitation... Although your foundation is a little bit weaker , but our tuning and arrangement magic automation level is quite high, it just needs you to record more materials according to the atmosphere of the lyrics..."

Yu Guo: ... Enough is enough!So it has nothing to do with me being a keyboard player, does it?Is it just because I can't find someone to run errands and do odd jobs that I found the Demon King? !Although I always play the wrong chords, how can I be a little bit better than that little fat dragon who blows the suona so that people can't survive or die? ! ! !

After the groundhog roared in his heart, Lord Demon King obediently followed Amy to get the arranger and music collection equipment; dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, the task is still to be done.

The All Bad Guys show is scheduled for 5 days.

Under the arrangement of the ace manager Amy, various publicity activities are being watched in an orderly manner, and mysterious and appetizing event announcements have been sent out one after another; but what Amy did not expect is that the next In a few days, a legend about ghosts suddenly spread around the third phase of Dragon Fort, and the heat of discussion was even higher than the pre-heating promotion of the performance that Amy bought with real money.

1L (host): "Yaoshou! I really met a ghost!"

2L: "The ghost appeared again?! It's okay to hug, I hope people are okay, put your hands together."

3L: "The host is able to post here, so it should be fine, right? Can the host explain, where did he meet the ghost this time?"

4L (the host): "I'm back, I just woke up, and my mood has stabilized. The host is the newly recruited gatekeeper of the Dragon Fort. It was past eleven o'clock last night. I just locked the door and got off work, and I left a few days ago. Stepping forward, there was a sudden 'twisting' sound from behind! I looked back, my mother! Guess what?! The door I just closed opened again!!!”

5L: "That's it??? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with ghosts, does it? The landlord is too timid, maybe the door is not locked properly, and it will blow open when the wind blows?"

6L (the host): "Just kidding, the host is so timid, how dare he go to Demon Dragon Castle to be the gatekeeper! The host, I immediately turned around bravely, ran back and hid in the corner to take a peek!!! Guess what I saw?! Although the wooden door stopped there without moving after it was opened, the door-opening sound of "Zi Twist~Zi Twist~" was endless! And the sound was long and short, sharp and thick, and high Suddenly low, every sound is different! What do you say is it not a ghost?"

7L: "Oh my god, that sounds like a ghost! But the host doesn't need to worry too much, after all, ghosts and castles are standard configurations. These days, if there is no ghost in the castle, it will be listed in the tourism brochure of the castle." I don’t even know what kind of story to write.”

8L: "What you said upstairs is so true. In fact, as long as the ghost doesn't affect the normal life of the landlord, you can leave it alone. Speaking of which, we haven't seen a live ghost in this area for a long time. Hey, besides pushing doors to play, this ghost also has Do you have any other hobbies? My child is about to start school, and I plan to take him to see the ghosts to learn more in these two days~"

9L (host): "That ghost still likes to throw keys! I seem to see that the key hanging in the door seems to be taken down, and I threw it twice in mid-air. Although it was only thrown twice, the key "bang dang~ bang dang "The ground rang for a long time. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was a hundred strings of keys hanging in the air and shaking their heads and dancing together... Okay, after listening to everyone, I feel that ghosts are not so scary. I will talk to him first. Let's stay together for two days, let's see if the personality is suitable..."

10L: "Master, I'm here! Sir, I also remembered what you said. When I passed by the kitchen the night before, I heard the sound of 'zilazila' inside. At first I thought it was my mother frying I didn’t care about the bacon; later, I was hungry in the middle of the night and wanted to go to the kitchen to check, but...not even half a piece of bacon!”

11L: "...Your experience upstairs has nothing to do with ghosts, right? Here I suggest that next time you hear the sound, you will rush in and grab some food..."

Amy closed the scroll with a snap.

After thinking for a moment, she quietly walked into the training room on the side.

As soon as Amy stepped into the door, there was a "twisting" sound behind her.

The voice chanted three times, long and cold, as if every syllable was soaked with damp water drops, in short, it was definitely not a normal door closing sound;

To make matters worse, there was a "click" lock sound at the end of the "twisting" sound, combined with the overall evil effect buff+100... Amy's goose bumps all over her body.

, she immediately turned her head, only to see that the heavy wooden door behind her was still open as usual.

Amy looked at the wooden door suspiciously, and was hesitating whether to continue walking in, but suddenly heard heavy footsteps coming from behind; Amy was startled, and her pointed elf ears instantly stood up, but she didn't wait When she turned around, a powerful roar rushed towards her.

"What the hell, dare to mess with me, don't want to live anymore?!" Amy subconsciously backhanded and shot a short arrow hidden in her arm.

A green light suddenly lit up, and the short arrow blessed by the source of life circled a few times in the air, then turned around in a daze, and flew back to Amy's arm.

Amy:? ? ?

Amy frowned and looked, only to see that there was nothing behind her, and not far away, in the huge rehearsal room, the members of the Magic Dragon Band were holding their breath, watching her performance quietly...

In the awkward silence that made people scratch their toes, Amy understood in an instant.

"That one just now..." Amy looked at Yu Guo and gestured in a very abstract way, "Isn't it you who made the arrangement?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Yu Guo nodded excitedly, "How do you feel? Are you immersed in that evil atmosphere?"

Amy: ...Well, it was quite immersive, and I almost sent you away!

Amy raised her hand to wipe off the cold sweat on her forehead, nodded silently, and said appreciatively, "Very professional, can you let me see if you learned to tune according to that set of tutorials?"

"Oh, no problem, this is the book." Yu Guo excitedly pulled out a magic scroll from behind.

On the crimson scroll, there is an endless corridor drawn, and in the center of the corridor, two little girls wearing cute red top hats and sky blue dresses are standing together hand in hand.

At first glance, this picture is just a little weird, but if you look closely, you will find that if you only look at the upper body, you will feel that the two little girls are facing away from the reader; but if you look at the lower body, you will feel that the two of them are facing each other For readers, after all, even the bow on the unbuttoned red leather shoes can be clearly seen.

In addition, the position where the legs should have been was abruptly cut off by the large characters in "From Beginner to Burial: A Quick Guide to Thriller Tuning", and a puddle of black unknown liquid splashed down on the red leather shoes along the text of the title. superior……

Amy: ...was the title of the book not clear enough?Or is it that the cover is drawn like this and still can't think of something?Please don't go astray so casually, hey!

"Now, there are still three days before the performance," Amy took a deep breath, and then roared angrily, "If your band doesn't want to go directly to the ground, you can quickly change a textbook for me, and follow the hourly Yangjian Tuning and soundtrack! Don’t talk nonsense, I’ll pick one for you later, change it quickly!”

"Huh?" Yu Guo looked at Amy in shock, "It may be too late for me to change my style..."

"Okay, you've only been a beginner for three days, not 30 years!" Amy snatched the teaching material from Yu Guo's hands without any explanation, "I think you are really talented in tuning! Change the track as soon as possible and become an individual Bar!"

Before the words were finished, Amy had already snatched the door away; when she heard the heavy wooden door close behind her with a bang, Amy immediately felt much more comfortable in her heart.

Not long after, the ace manager rushed back in stride, and stuffed a bunch of carefully selected scrolls into Yu Guo's arms.It wasn't until the devil repeatedly promised to adjust his style that Amy left without turning around.

Just a few steps away, Amy's footsteps suddenly stopped.

She pricked up her long and pointed elf ears, carefully listened to the few notes that occasionally leaked from the training room behind her, and then fell into a 30-second silence.

After all, she is an ace agent who is used to strong winds and waves. It only took 5 seconds for Amy to sort out her collapsed emotions, then decisively took out the communication scroll, quickly made up a paragraph and sent it to the group in charge of publicity and promotion inside.

"Everyone, please be sure to add the following text when selling tickets: At the request of the organizer, minors must be accompanied by an adult when watching this performance, and friends with coronary heart disease, high blood pressure, heart disease and other diseases are strongly advised not to visit inside oh."

The author says:

I'm finally early! ! !Textbook cover styling reference: "The Shining"