Damn my ex got struck by lightning

In July, the fire is flowing, the night is as cool as water, and the moonlight covers the entire courtyard like a layer of tulle.

The elegant and exquisite Chinese-style villa is brightly lit, deafening music overflows from time to time, and slender and pretty girls are sweating heartily on the dance floor.

In the corner of the bar, two slender figures were entangled together. "Shushu, why do you think I'm so miserable? Why do the men I fall in love with compare to the scumbags? Is it the original sin to be rich? Don't rich women deserve to have sweet love?"

The talking girl hugged Yan Shu and cried with snot and tears, counting the blood and tears of her love history, accusing God of injustice.

"Then don't talk about it, you won't die without love." Yan Shu said.

The little sister cried and said, "But I don't want to have nothing but money, I just want to be a happy little rich woman."

Yan Shu: "..." Pretend I didn't say it.

Today is Yan Shu's 22nd birthday. Celebrities from all walks of life are invited to this birthday party. Yan Shu originally wanted to take this opportunity to find a prey for himself for a spring night.At the beginning of the clinker banquet, I was pestered by my little sister to vomit bitterness, and lost all interest.

She waited expressionlessly for the little sister to finish howling, then got up to go to the toilet.

[The host is ready, the system counts down for five seconds]

Yan Shu was stunned by the sudden cold voice, and looked around suspiciously.

[4...]

what sound?

【3...】

【2...】

Hit a ghost?

【1...】

Ding--

Following the ear-piercing ringtone in his mind, a white light suddenly appeared in front of Yan Shu's eyes, his whole body went limp, and he fell into the darkness.

Yan Shu's consciousness, which was forced into the darkness, did not fall asleep together, and she could vaguely hear some movement close at hand.For example, someone was walking in front of her, babbling words she couldn't understand, interspersed with small crying sounds.

She...was crushed by a ghost?

Yan Shu struggled to open his eyes, his blurred vision gradually became clear, and his stiff limbs were slowly recovering.She propped her elbows, sat up with difficulty, and then was dazed.

Eyes wide open.

"Your Majesty, you're finally awake!"

"Prince doctor! The empress is awake! Come and take a look!"

"Go and inform the emperor, the empress is awake!"

A group of white-bearded old men in long robes gathered in a circle, checking the pulse, peeling the eyelids, wiping the sweat, and some people couldn't stop muttering: "There is no need to kill the head, there is no need to kill the head."

Yan Shu's face was paralyzed, and he was flustered.Can anyone tell her what's going on?What these people are wearing.....she has time-traveled?There's no reason, what the hell is she traveling through without illness or disaster!

By the way, today is her birthday party, everyone must have joined forces to punish her!She won't be fooled, just sleep well, she doesn't believe that these people don't have to go to work and stay here all the time.

Yan Shu immediately lay down and covered himself with the quilt, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

However, before Yan Shu fell asleep, there was a sound of thumping footsteps, and she was suddenly lifted up by a strong force.

"Bitch, you still dare to lie down, Li'er is now unconscious because of you! You still have the face to sleep!"

The sudden yelling of Yan Shu's scalp was numb, and then a certain part became hard—his fist hardened.

She opened her eyes abruptly, and a magnified face came into view. Although the expression was distorted, it was not difficult to tell that it was a man.

Yan Shu's teeth were chattering, and before the man made another attack, he slapped him directly.

......

"Your Majesty! Absolutely not, this is the Emperor!"

"The emperor calm down, the empress didn't do it on purpose!"

The man called the emperor was full of disbelief, staring at two big eyes, his chest heaved violently, and he was panting.After a long while, a few words were squeezed out between the teeth: "Yan Shuwei, you are so brave!"

Almost instantly, the man grabbed her fragile neck, her breathing became difficult, and the air she could inhale became less and less.

The murderous intent in the man's eyes made Yan Shu feel as if she was facing a formidable enemy. She finally believed that everything in front of her was not a ghost press, nor a prank. She just passed through unluckily!

"Let go!" She slapped the man's iron fist desperately.

The man just sneered, determined to put her to death.

For a moment, the white-bearded old man and the surrounding court ladies and eunuchs knelt down on the ground, shouting at the emperor to appease his anger.

Yan Shu rolled his eyes straight, shouting that he might as well come up and pull people away if he has that spare time!

Yan Shu, who can't count on others, can only choose to save himself.She visually measured the distance between herself and the man, the position of her crotch was just right, she closed her eyes, and bent her knees fiercely, hitting her crotch.

With the tragic wailing sounded, the air poured into Yan Shu's mouth and nose like a file.

Damn, it's almost cold.

Fire clouds were burning, cicadas croaked and frogs croaked, and the quiet needle drop of the huge palace could be heard.

A small hill was arched on the bed, and all the palace people were sent out, and heavy sighs came out of the hill from time to time.

Just now, the cold voice from before time travel suddenly appeared in Yan Shu's mind.She also figured out her situation. No wonder she felt that what the dog man said seemed familiar. Isn't that line and plot the same as the novel she just finished reading yesterday?

What the hell, she actually wore it in a stallion novel!She is also the most disliked cannon fodder female supporting role by the male lead of the emperor. She used her status as a queen to commit crimes and murder the emperor's heir.

But this is not over yet, the cannon fodder female supporting role left a classic sentence before her death: "I will turn into a ghost after I die, and I will not let you go!"

Then her dream came true and she turned into a ghost, hanging on the top of the beam every day to watch the hero and heroine do this and that, which made her bored and went to reincarnation by herself.

Thinking of this extremely poisonous plot, Yan Shu's curled up toes would dig out three rooms and one living room.Even if she dies, if she jumps from here, she must never follow the original plot!

She covered her head tightly, tossed and turned for a long time, and finally decided—to run away!

She quickly jumped out of bed and rummaged through boxes and cabinets. She was originally a queen and the daughter of a general. She usually wore gold and silver, and was well-clothed and well-fed.

Sure enough, Yan Shu found a large box of gold hairpins and more than a dozen pairs of white jade earrings in front of the dressing table.Cashing out any of these treasures is enough for her to live for a while.

With the money, the question of how to get out is still in front of me.

Yan Shu clutched his aching chest in melancholy. The original supporting role pushed the heroine into the pond to drown her. Worried that the hero would be held accountable, she stabbed herself in the chest and pretended to be the heroine to kill her. She accidentally pushed him away. to the illusion of the pond.

Unfortunately, all of this was seen through by the hero.

mmp, the female supporting role is stupid, why did you drag her, an innocent passerby, into it?

"Xiaochao, your majesty hasn't eaten for a long time, you can bring this bowl of lotus seed soup in for your majesty to drink." Luying, the big maid of Qifeng Palace, was holding the tray, and looked sideways at the little maid who was sweeping lazily.

The little court lady called Xiaochao looked about fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing a goose-yellow palace dress, her complexion was sallow due to long-term malnutrition, and she was as thin as a weed, as if a gust of wind could blow her away.

At this time, she was holding the broom in both hands, and her dark eyes were fixed on Luying, as if she had no intention of taking it.

Luying raised her brows, and her tone was a little impatient: "What are you looking at, do you want to disobey me? Don't forget that you are a low-level cleaning maid, and I am a first-class maid who serves personally in front of the empress!"

Hearing this, Xiao Chao slowly bent his eyes, revealing a pointed canine tooth. "It's not impossible for me to deliver lotus seed soup for Sister Luying, but isn't Sister Luying afraid that I will take your place?"

Luying's expression froze, and her face turned red, but she was red from anger. "You little hoof has such a big breath!"

She was about to yell at her, but Hong Ju, who was also the grand maid, suddenly grabbed her and whispered to her.When she looked up again, Luying had already changed her expression.

She stepped forward with a half smile: "Little hoof, sister, I want to see how good you are." She put the tray in Xiaochao's hand.

Luying's calculation is very simple, this little hoof who just entered the palace didn't know the queen's temper, so she dared to boast arrogantly, and she just waited for her to be rewarded by the queen with a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots, and kicked out with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Xiaochao pretended not to see the malice of the red and green sisters Huaman, and simply turned around and knocked on the door of the queen's bedroom.

No response once, no response twice, Xiao Chao was about to back out knowingly, but the door opened suddenly.

Four eyes facing each other.

The queen was barefoot, her black hair was like a waterfall, her face without makeup was like a lotus, her expression was light, and she looked like a cool beauty.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

Xiao Chao held the tray in a daze for a few seconds, then smiled naively: "Do you want something to eat?"