Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Yan Shu resisted the urge to tease others, rubbed the center of his brows, and smiled at Concubine Shang Yi's big eyes eager for Gongdou.

"Concubine Yi, haven't you been too idle lately, feeling bored and flustered?"

Concubine Yi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and covered her lips with a shy smile: "Isn't that right, if I stay idle any longer, my concubine's hand will be born."

It can be seen that this sister has a fanatical heart for Gong Dou.I just don't know, if she wants to know that she is actually a cannon fodder who hasn't even lived Chapter V, will she cry for her on the spot.

"Oh, that's it." Yan Shu continued with a smile, "Then I must keep you busy."

Yifei rubbed her hands and waited.

Yan Shu smiled like a spring breeze, and said word by word: "Then let's start by copying poems."

Yifei:? ?I'm hallucinating?

"I recently got a good poem, and I want to share it with Concubine Yi. By chance, Concubine Yi wrote the beautiful lower script with hairpin flowers. Why don't you copy it down by Concubine Yi. It's not many, just three hundred."

Concubine Yi's heart skipped a beat, no matter how stupid she was, she could hear clearly that the empress is going to punish her.Why, is the empress really angry because of Liu Meiren?

"Why, Empress?" She asked unwillingly with a bitter face, "Do you value Liu Meiren so much? The concubine is the one who has served you for a long time."

Yan Shu shook his hand playing with the teacup, hey no, what's wrong with the tone of this little bitch in the boudoir?

She was the first to choose the innocent beauty Liu, and said with a rare seriousness: "Concubine Yi, let's have a good talk."

"Actually, I have decided to change my mind and become a good person." She didn't want to be forced to open every day.

Concubine Yi's face tightened: "Did the Queen Mother say something?"

In the past, when the pair of mindless and unhappy sisters wanted to do something, it was the queen mother who dissuaded them.So Yi Fei's first thought was the Queen Mother, how could she know that the "Unhappy Sister" had changed her core.

In less than a second of seriousness, Yan Shu leaned back lazily, and said casually: "This is what I mean by myself, and it has nothing to do with others. So, Concubine Yi, you don't have to bother to guess. I won't go around in circles, I'll just get straight to the point Let's talk, I hope that the sisters in the harem can live in harmony, don't hold together all day long to look at one that is not pleasing to the eye, that one is not pleasing to the eye, and then make troubles. If you have this spare time, embroidering, drinking tea, and eating some delicious food are not bad. okay?"

"Just like what Bengong said in Qingchi, I don't want anyone to mess up the atmosphere of the harem because of their own selfish desires. It is everyone's responsibility to build a harmonious harem."

After a long series of words, Concubine Yi pinched her palm with her nails. After feeling the sharp pain, she was sure that she was not dreaming...

Sigh, it seems that the emperor's death has hit the empress so badly, she can't add trouble to the empress at this time.

Enduring the pain in her heart, Concubine Yi didn't ask any further questions, and obediently agreed.

Seeing her worried and listless appearance, Yan Shu suddenly thought of a question.

No, the emperor died, shouldn't these concubines be crying heartbroken and heartbroken?Why does it feel like there is no reaction to the death of the emperor, and even thinking about Gongdou?

Yan Shu deeply doubts, is the dog emperor really the hero?

The more he thought about it, the more puzzled Yan Shu became, looking at Concubine Yi thoughtfully, his heart was very entangled.

Ask, tick off other people's sad things, don't ask, she feels itchy again.

But how should I ask, I can't just say: The dog emperor is dead, why didn't you cry?

After being stared at for a long time, Concubine Yi felt very nervous.

Her bright black eyes blinked twice: "Is there something dirty on the concubine's face? Why is the empress looking at the concubine like this?"

Yan Shu accidentally blurted out: "The dog emperor is dead, why didn't you cry?"

Concubine Yi was stunned for three seconds, her complexion suddenly turned pale, and she was so shocked that she couldn't speak.

Yan Shu was also stunned for a moment, then covered his mouth, my mother!How did I say it directly?If this gets out, it won't punish me for a crime of treason, right?No, no, the little emperor is my son now, and the queen mother is my aunt. With such a tough backstage, who would dare to touch me?

After comforting himself, Yan Shu pretended to drink tea, and smiled lightly: "Scared by Ben Gong?"

Concubine Yi swallowed heavily.

Well, it looks really scary.

Yan Shu: "I just ask casually, you don't have to think too much."

If you don't think too much about it, how careless you are.

Concubine Yi was in a daze. When Yan Shu asked that question, she was stunned. As she asked, why didn't she cry when the emperor died? Not only didn't she cry, she didn't even have any sad emotions .

Yi Fei broke into a cold sweat nervously.She felt guilty, if this matter got out, she would definitely lose her mind.

Cry, you have to cry, cry so earth-shattering!

Yan Shu was drinking tea, when suddenly she heard a wow, she shook her hand, and the tea spilled out.

"Your Majesty, why do you have the heart to leave this concubine alone? What should I do if you leave this concubine? This concubine doesn't want to live anymore, woo woo woo woo..."

Yan Shu was dumbfounded: Is it so sudden?

Take a closer look, hey, the classic Qiong Yao style of crying is still used.

Tsk tsk, it's not easy.

Concubine Yi's crying was heard far away, and the palace guards outside the house suddenly tightened their necks. The less they knew about the master, the better.

In the end, Concubine Yi was sent away crying with the eight honors and eight disgraces given by Yan Shu.

Coming out of the Hall of Supreme Harmony, Chao Qingyue had been thinking about Yan Shu's constipation all the time. Yes, she believed it very firmly, and after many inquiries, she became more certain of her guess.

Empress, she——really congested!

Because, the empress has not been without umm for three days, three days, how can this be!

Goddess must be holding back very hard.

As a perennial "unimpeded" salted fish, Chao Qingyue basically has no "difficult to move".However, there are one or two friends who are deeply troubled. According to the person concerned, the last time I went to the toilet to half-life, and I was more happy than winning the lottery.

How could she be willing to let the empress suffer such suffering in the world? She wanted to help her out of the sea of ​​suffering without hesitation!

"Xiao Liu, come here, the second sister asks you something."

Chao Qingyue dragged Xiao Liu and squatted in the shade of a tree to talk. At this time, the imperial dining room had just served a round of dishes, so it wasn't too busy.

"Second sister, what's the matter?"

Chao Qingyue vigilantly looked back, forth, left, and right, making sure that there were no other people around, quickly pressed Xiao Liu's head down, and then said in a low voice: "Xiao Liu, do you have Kai, Sai, Lu?"

Xiao Liu: "Ah? What dew?"

Chao Qingyue: "Open. Plug. Reveal."

Xiao Liu shook his head blankly, he didn't understand what Kai Sai Lu was at all.

Chao Qingyue thought, either the name here is different, or there is no such thing.So, she simply said in more detail: "It's the thing you need to use when you have difficulty squatting in the pit, the kind that can unblock it, you understand?"

Xiao Liu said honestly, "Second Sister, I don't understand."

There is no way, because after thousands of years of cultural generation gap, Chao Qingyue can only demonstrate it in person. After her lively and vivid interpretation, Xiao Liu finally understands.

After all, it was a ten-year-old boy, even if his siblings talked about it, he was a little embarrassed.

"Second sister, there is no such thing in our palace, and I, I have never seen it." Xiao Liu said with a blushing face.

The aborigine Xiaoliu said there is no such thing, so there is a high probability that there is no such thing.

Chao Qingyue was not too surprised, the ancient times were not as varied as the modern ones, so she changed the question: "Then what can you do to solve it?"

Xiao Liu scratched his head in embarrassment, and whispered, "Drink more water, maybe it will help."

This......

Chao Qingyue rubbed her chin, "It is useful, but the effect is relatively slow. Xiao Liu, think about it again?"

Xiao Liu thought about it seriously, but still didn't have a clue, so he simply said: "Then... I'll go ask Master, the old man. Master has stayed in the palace for a long time, so I know a lot. Second sister, I'll go back now Ask Master, do you want to go with me?"

Waiting for this sentence.Chao Qingyue smiled slightly, "I won't go there, you go and come back quickly, by the way, take this with you."

She untied a medicine pouch from her waist and gave it to him, "This medicine pouch was given to me by a young imperial doctor of the imperial hospital a few days ago. It has the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind. You let Eunuch Yin put it next to the pillow when he sleeps. Helps you fall asleep."

"Oh, by the way, there's one more thing. You can't tell Eunuch Yin that I want it. After all, I still want to save face with your second sister."

Money can be owed, but favors cannot be owed.

Xiao Liu was surprised and pleasantly surprised. The medicine bag that can calm the nerves is really important to Yin Gonggong who suffers from insomnia every night. After thanking Yin Gonggong with a smirk, he left in a hurry with the medicine bag.

Not long after, Chao Qingyue looked pale as she held the prescription for constipation.

What to do, I feel that I can’t look directly at the honey in the future. Damn, who would have thought that the ancient people’s little trick to cure constipation is to boil honey, cool it, knead it into a small section, and then stuff it into...

Chao Qingyue bid farewell to honey grapefruit tea with tears in her eyes, woo~

Chao Qingyue mourned the happy water days while walking, but didn't notice a person was following behind her, until the person suddenly said: "Miss Xiaochao."

Um?Someone called me?Chao Qingyue turned around in doubt, a handsome and fair young man in light blue cloth was standing and looking at her.

Chao Qingyue recognized the young man immediately, he was the apprentice who gave her medical treatment that day.

"Little imperial doctor, what a coincidence." She greeted with a smile.

The little imperial doctor blushed, and corrected shyly: "Miss Xiaochao, I'm not an imperial doctor, I'm just an apprentice in the imperial hospital now."

Chao Qingyue smiled and said: "What does that matter, anyway, I know you cured me. By the way, little doctor, can I ask you a question?"

As soon as she heard that there was a problem with her, the little imperial doctor immediately stopped worrying about the title, and said straight: "Miss Xiaochao, please tell me."

Chao Qingyue twirled her broken hair, without hesitation, looked at him and said, "It's me, recently..."

After saying that, Chao Qingyue was fine, but the little imperial doctor blushed dripping with blood, even the red Chao Qingyue wondered if there was something wrong with his body.

Didn't you just ask about constipation?

Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Chao Qingyue couldn't help stretching out her hand and shaking it, and shouted: "Little imperial doctor?"

The little imperial doctor covered his sleeves and coughed twice, only showing half of his face, and replied in a low voice: "Yes, if there is a way, follow me to the imperial hospital, and I will give you a prescription for conditioning."

These few mornings, Yan Shu wakes up slowly under Chao Qingyue's scorching stare.From the moment she opened her eyes, Chao Qingyue would offer a cup of fruit tea that clears away the heat and reduce the fire, and watched Yan Shu drink it gently, and then served her a bowl of thin rice paste that couldn't be thinner.

Yan Shu, who loves meat and dislikes, has seen a sharp decline in food and benefits since three days ago. Three meals a day are either rice paste or tea. She drank it so much that she doubted her life.

Am I not a queen?Am I not a vicious female partner?Just this treatment?

When Chao Qingyue brought out the white porridge that looked like a bird again, Yan Shu angrily slapped the table and protested: "I want to eat meat! You take all of these away!"

Chao Qingyue, who has been by Yan Shu's side for three months, has already figured out her temper.

Although her empress is lazy, indifferent, and unreasonable, her temper is really hin~ soft, and she is easy to coax, she can handle it with a little coquettish every day, shed a tear or something .

To put it bluntly, she is a Tsundere Queen who needs coaxing.

"Empress, my servant knows that you are not used to it, but please bear with me. The late emperor will be buried in the imperial mausoleum in 20 days. All civil and military officials will be there that day. If they see you so plump, I am afraid It will be tongue-tied. The empress dowager made you taboo because she was worried about you." Chao Qingyue whispered slowly.

Yan Shu was crazy. At the beginning, he was crazy about aerobics for strengthening his body. He managed to lift the foundation of his body, but because Liu Fufeng was not weak enough, he was complained by the Queen Mother about being fat, and even questioned Luying Hongju Her latest meal.

The end result is - eat too much, must lose weight!

Yan Shu is not convinced, she has clavicle, slender waist, and model legs, why should she be called fat.Then Mammy Jiang took a soft ruler and wrapped it around her waist, accurate to a few tenths of a millimeter.

"Niang Niang, your waistline is indeed a bit thicker than it was half a year ago."

I don't listen!

Yan Shu stared at Chao Qingyue, and said unwillingly: "Xiao Chao, Xiao Chao, I have treated you so well. Think about it, which time I didn't take you with me when I was in trouble. Now that I am in trouble, you help The Queen Mother is going to deal with me together, you are so cruel."

"Where is the empress, Xiao Chao is not that kind of person." Chao Qingyue quickly arranged the bowls and chopsticks, sat at Yan Shu's feet, raised her face and said softly: "Xiao Chao is dedicated to the empress, born to be an empress, Death is the mother's ghost."

Yan Shu did not hesitate: "Then give meat to Bengong!"

Chao Qingyue couldn't hold back a smile, this look was exactly the same as when she wanted to eat meat.

Yan Shu's eyebrows twitched: How dare this little girl laugh at her?It's all because I gave her too much freedom!

Her changing expression is not to mention how happy she is.

Chao Qingyue held back her smile and asked, "What kind of meat would you like to eat?"

Yan Shu: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken..." Pause, drool, and continue .

"Okay, okay." Chao Qingyue was afraid that if she continued reading, Yan Shu could pounce on her and eat her like meat, she said with a coquettish smile: "These are not problems, as long as the mother wants to eat, the servants can cook for the mother. But -"

Yan Shu's eyes are like a wolf's and a tiger's.

With such a warm gaze on his face, the old Xigu glanced at Qingyue uncontrollably, and said in a soft voice: "Mother, how have you been these two days?"

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