Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Lighten the hammer!Climb a hammer!Yan Shu has never been so speechless in his life.

She has tasted the bitter fruit of ignorance.

She took a deep breath and launched a soul torture: "What are you made of?"

The little rich woman grimaced and said, "No personal attacks. For the sake of our sisterhood, I put my innocence on the line. You can't bully me just because you see me as a delicate flower that no one picks."

Yan Shu snapped, covered his face in pain, and couldn't take it anymore: "Come on, get her out for me."

The little rich woman said in shock: "Don't, Xiaoshu, I'm joking, I'm joking, really!"

With a straight face, Yan Shu said in deep pain: "No, a conservative young girl would not make such a joke. I know you are worried about your innocence."

"So, for the sake of safety, I'll send you back. Don't worry, as a good sister, I will pray for you every day not far from here."

Only fools have to go back to that ghost place to suffer.

The little rich woman threw herself on Yan Shu, stuck to Yan Shu like a dog's skin plaster, and wailed: "I won't return, I belong to you in life and your ghost in death, I am already your person, if you dare to drive me away, I just cry, make trouble and hang myself, I'm annoying you to death."

Yan Shu snorted.

Don't look at the tenderness of the little rich woman, it seems that others can hit ten with one punch.Only Yan Shu knew that this little sister of hers had boundless strength since she was a child. Since kindergarten, she has killed countless bullies with one punch.

After time travelling, Yan Shu never witnessed the famous scene of the shooting star with the human body again, and gradually forgot the little rich woman's self-defense ult.

Unexpectedly, the little rich woman's soul wear actually brought her a big move as well.

Yan Shu clenched his chest with a mouthful of old blood. "Ho ho... let go."

The little rich woman twisted and twisted: "Don't let it go, if you don't agree to it, they won't let it go, hum~"

Yan Shu's face turned red, and her slender waist was about to be strangled.But the culprit didn't realize it, and was screaming like a silly girl at the entrance of the village.

no solution anymore.

- a moment later

"Wow ah ah ah!"

The little rich woman hugged her scalp with tears in her eyes, and stared at Yan Shu with horror and disbelief.

Yan Shu endured the nausea, pouted the hair oil from his mouth, and wiped his mouth frantically.

"Xiaoshu, you, you, you are out of your league, why are you gnawing on my scalp?"

Yan Shu rolled her eyes, the smell of scalp was too sweet, she hurriedly rinsed her mouth with tea, and said, "You think I'm happy? You're almost strangling me to death, so you can enjoy yourself without biting your neck."

The little rich woman was shocked.jpg: "You still want to bite my neck?"

Yan Shu was taking a sip of tea, and he spit it out without closing it tightly.

She was angry and wanted to laugh: "Can you grasp the point?"

As soon as the words fell, another cold voice came in.

【Humph】

Yan Shu was startled suddenly, although it was a very short snort, she still recognized the owner of the voice.

Could this be eavesdropping on their speech?

System: [I didn't eavesdrop, it's because you guys are too noisy. 】

This is not eavesdropping?She didn't say anything, it just knew.Damn, I'm too scared to think about it...

Yan Shu trembled, his complexion was not very good: "In addition to listening, can you also read?"

The cold and proud system: [That's natural. 】

Although their system does not have a physical body, it is capable of knowing astronomy and geography. It is equipped with a professional sound transmission program and a super-clear 360-degree camera with no dead ends. It can not only be used as a microscope, but also has a see-through function to detect cancer.

Of course, it doesn't bother to show off these things, the strength of the king is there.

Yan Shu's tone was faint: "So, you can see everything I do, including taking a shower, changing clothes, and going to the toilet?" At the end, Yan Shu already gritted his teeth.

She secretly accumulated strength, as long as the system dared to say yes, she would drag it out and beat it up even if it went up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire.

Perhaps Yan Shu's resentment was too strong, he was always calm, and the supercilious system suddenly felt pressured.

[No] It calmly replied: [We are professionals and have received professional training. We will never do such things that violate professional ethics. 】

As an excellent employee in the system administration, excellent professional ethics is a must.

"Xiao Shu, who are you talking to?" The little rich woman was about to pee out of fear, she saw Yan Shu talking to himself, talking to himself, as if he was really crazy.

Yan Shu turned his head and said, "Do you remember the system I told you about? I'm talking to it."

"Is that the cold and lazy system that came in through the back door and is still doing nothing?" Regarding his time travel experience, Yan Shu told the little rich woman that day, especially when it came to the system, Yan Shu was filled with righteous indignation and complained crazily for a long time, and the little rich woman remembered Seven or eight.

In fact, Yan Shu felt that it was quite embarrassing to be caught by the person who said bad things, and it was quite an embarrassing scene. If he was a bit thin-skinned, he probably wanted to find a piece of tofu to crash him to death.

But now, Yan Shu doesn't feel it anymore.

With this broken system that can't fart loudly every day, there must be something hidden from her.Just talk about it, what's wrong!

"That's it." Yan Shupi smiled and said, "System, this is my little sister, she wants to get to know you, come out and say hello."

... silence.

"Is it so shameless?" Yan Shu smiled, raising his hand to pull out the hairpin.

System: "...Hello, sister of the host."

A mechanical sound without any emotion suddenly appeared in the mind, the little rich woman's delicate body shook, her beautiful eyes opened wide.

"Xiaoshu Xiaoshu, I just heard a strange voice say hello, is it the system? It seems to be greeting me." The little rich woman was excited and surprised.

This time, without waiting for Yan Shu to speak, the system answered very well. "It's me, hello."

The little rich woman wowed exaggeratedly, "Hello, hello! I heard Xiaoshu said that you can change your voice, so can you speak to me in a domineering president's voice?"

System: "No, no."

In recent years, the domineering president's tone has been highly sought after. Originally, it only cost [-] virtual coins to buy the sound, but now the mall has increased tenfold, requiring [-] virtual coins. It's a money grab. If you have this spare money, it's better to use it Change the nutrient solution.

The little rich woman didn't force it, and continued: "Okay, it's okay. Then can you chat with me in a juvenile voice? Xiaoshu said you can."

Girls are troublesome, so it's better to bring a male host to save trouble.

The system silently cursed and switched to a juvenile voice.

Because of her passion for writing, the little rich woman has a lot of unconstrained ideas, and has obtained a lot of information that can be used as writing materials from the communication with the system.

Yan Shu watched the whole process without interrupting.

At the end of the chat, it was obvious that the system was impatient, so the little rich woman reluctantly let it go.She tugged at a strand of hair sadly, and said regretfully, "Why don't I have a system? I really want to have a system."

Yan Shu comforted, "Maybe there is. I just fell asleep. Let me ask for you." Since the time difference between her and the little rich woman is only two days, and they are in the same place, maybe the system knows something.

Once he has an idea, Yan Shu communicates with the system.

At first, the system refused, what did it have to do with him, then, without accident, he was threatened by Yan Shu, and finally let go.

The system that succumbed to the coercion switched the voice of the widow: "Your friend's name."

"Yu Zao Zao."

The system opened the background, entered the name and region information, and soon the search results came out.

However, in the end, the system was shocked. One soul ascended to heaven and two souls were born.

[Name]: Yu Zao Zao

[Time Traveling Script]: The favorite of the double-faced emperor

【Through Time】: Yan Shuwei

[Character Attributes]: Vicious female supporting role

.......

Department of Excellent Staff. System: It's over.