Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Yan Shu stated his basis and guess. "I doubted her before, but it was just based on my feelings and there was no substantive evidence. But today I have full confidence. You think, if you are really an aborigine, how can you know modern Internet buzzwords? You still say it so slippery , I don’t think she’s gone, she must be.”

After pondering for a while, Yu Zaozao said: "Maybe they are more fashionable, you can't engage in regional discrimination."

"..." Yan Shu wiped his face, grabbed Yu Zaozao and shook him violently: "Quick, did you hear the water in your head?"

Yu Zaozao: "This fairy orders you to stop."

Yan Shu: "The order is invalid."

The two quarreled for a while, and after they calmed down, they re-entered the topic.Yan Shu said: "I remember that Xiao Chao has no role in the original text, right?"

Yu Zaozao shook her finger: "It's not that she doesn't have it, it's because I didn't write it at all. I think she's just an NPC that fills the numbers."

Yan Shu nodded in agreement.

"If what you said is not a coincidence, then she might really come from the same world as us." Yu Zaozao said, "Why don't we just call her in and ask? It's not a big deal anyway."

Although this simple and crude method is often the most useful, Yan Shu subconsciously dismissed it, she didn't want to reveal her identity to Xiao Chao so quickly.

"It's better to observe for a while, in case... I read it wrong."

Yu Zaozao didn't understand: "Didn't you just yell that you must be?"

Yan Shu: "Ah? Is there? No?"

Yu Zaozao: "..."

At this moment, Yan Shu had a flash of inspiration, and his eyes sparkled: "Rich woman, why don't you ask Miss 01? Isn't she very powerful, and she is also the little leader of the system administration, so she can definitely help us find out. "

Yu Zaozao was taken aback for a moment, yes, she has Miss 01.But when I think of troublesome people early in the morning, I feel embarrassed.

She said coyly: "Xiao Shu, why don't you ask that lazy system first, if you can't figure it out, I'll ask Miss 01 for help."

It's okay if you don't mention it, but when you mention Yan Shu, you can't help but vomit bitterness. "It's strange that the lazy can count on it. If it weren't for my wit, I would have become a dead soul under the knife tonight. I have come back and now the lazy has not given any condolences. Look, this is what people can do." Is it something? Anyway, my heart is already cold. "

The more I think about it, the worse it gets.

Yu Zaozao was very sympathetic, and said indignantly: "It's too much, I'll talk to Miss 01 about it later, and deduct her salary."

When Yan Shu heard this, he hurriedly changed his words: "Farewell, goodbye, it's not a big deal, don't frustrate the relationship between employees because of a little thing, it won't affect well."

After all, it is impossible to go through the plot, and she still hopes to get the wool from the lazy system and spend the whole gold coins.

Yu Zaozao was just talking casually, so don't be too happy to hear that Yan Shu is so understanding.

Smiling: "Xiaoshu, you are really getting more and more mature and stable, beautiful and dignified."

The sudden rainbow fart made Yan Shu feel vigilant, and when she slowly recalled it, she began to squint and sneer: "Okay, woman, you actually started plotting against me?"

Yu Zaozao:? ? ?I don't!

"Heh." Yan Shu leaned over and pinched Yu Zaozao's smooth chin, hooking his lips evilly: "Woman, do you think you can hide it from me? I can only leave for one night, so you can carry me and other women behind your back." , little thing, you really impress me."

Yu Zaozao immediately wrapped her blanket tightly, with the tone of a good woman: "You want to do Senmo?"

Yan Shu licked his lips, approached with a grin.

Yu Zaozao was sad and indignant: "I treat you like a sister, but you think I'm a little thing, and you still want to sleep with me? Tell you that the successors of socialism will not be afraid of power, and succumb to lust. Hmph!"

"Oh, really? I want to see how hard your mouth is." Yan Shu laughed.

Immediately afterwards, a large shadow fell on Yu Zaozao's face, and there was a bright red fingerprint on one side of the tender tofu-like face.

Yu Zaozao burst into tears: "I'm not clean anymore."

Yan Shu reminisces about the soft and tender touch just now, and can't help but feel his heart flutter, and looking at Yu Zaozao's ex's face, the more itchy he feels.

She has only seen the clear moon in the fifteenth or sixteenth year in the photo. It was in autumn. She was standing under a maple tree, and the fiery red maple leaves covered the ground. She was carrying a schoolbag. With a shy smile on her side, her waist-length black hair tied casually with a dark green headband, the little girl is agile and elegant.

When she accidentally found this photo at her home, Yan Shu was so shocked that he liked it so much that he used it as his Weibo profile picture.

As a result, many fans mistakenly thought that the person in the photo was her, with all kinds of fancy rainbow farts every day, Yan Shu was so proud, and liked the comments that praised Chao Qingyue one by one.

In the end, Yan Shu secretly took a screenshot, sent it to Chao Qingyue with one click, and blatantly begged for kisses and hugs.

Until the breakup, Yan Shu was not willing to delete it.

but.....

Yan Shu slapped Yu Zaozao's forehead: "What are you screaming for, shut up."

Unable to bear it, Yu Zaozao's ghostly wailing and wolf howling lost the little bit of beautiful fantasy that she just had.

Yu. Toolman. Zaozao feels wronged.

Unable to escape the arrangement of fate, Yu Zaozao still bows to the evil forces.

After listening to the statements of the two, System 01 gave an official reply: "Sorry, there are regulations in the Bureau that non-related personnel are not allowed to disclose the privacy of the host."

Yan Shu continued with a smile: "Then let's not check her personal information, but just ask besides Zao Zao and me, are there any people around who are from the same world as us?"

System 01: This.....

Yan Shu secretly winks at Yu Zaozao, Yu Zaozao understands it in seconds, and turns on the mode of being coquettish and cute.

"Miss 01, I know you are very good, we just want to know if there is anyone else, there is no other meaning, you can help us to check, we promise not to tell anyone, we will give you a five-star praise after the end! Send you a pennant, okay?"

System 01 smiled helplessly, and said softly, "Well, it's just this one time, it's not an example."

The interaction between the two and 01's voice of frying chicken and warming oil made Yan Shu feel sour.She really wants to join!

The efficiency of 01 is very fast, and the result is given in a short while.

——Around them, there is indeed a traverser from the same world, gender, female.

Ninety-nine out of ten.

"Xiaoshu, what are you going to do next?" Yu Zaozao asked, "Shall I take the lead first and test Xiaochao?"

Yan Shu stroked his chin, pretending to have a deep glance: "How are you going to test?"

As an amateur writer in the online literature circle, and the mother of more than a dozen goofy time-traveling novels, can it be considered a thing to talk about it?

She opened her mouth and came: "I just pretended not to sing in front of her, and recited poems. Of course, the singing must be pop songs. If she responds, we can recognize each other."

Yan Shu: "Are you... sure?"

Yu Zaozao stared wide-eyed: "Don't you think this plan is perfect?"

Yan Shu thought for a while, then nodded out of conscience: "It's okay..."

After finalizing the matter, Yan Shu was no longer sleepy, so he went to take a hot bath first, put on clean clothes and have breakfast.As soon as he picked up the bowl, the little emperor and Min came to pay their respects, along with a group of imperial physicians and flowing rewards.

For a moment, the spacious and cold Renshou Palace was bustling with activity.

"The empress dowager is fine, but she was frightened last night and may have nightmares. Waiting for the old minister to give the empress dowager a prescription, she will recover after a few days of rest."

"Then I will trouble Dr. Li."

After dismissing several imperial physicians, the little emperor didn't intend to move, his little head was drooped, and he sat on the chair, looking a little embarrassed.

The relationship between Yan Shu and He Min is not close, not even acquaintance, firstly, she doesn't have a good impression of children, secondly, Hemin's status is special, and she doesn't have much experience in raising children, so naturally she avoids them whenever she can. up.

After He Min ascended the throne, he has been taught by the Empress Dowager and the Yan family. Although he failed to participate, Yan Shu can probably guess that the Empress Dowager and the Yan family taught He Min in name, but in fact they controlled him.

They must have put pressure on He Minhe more than once, ordering him to take the initiative to establish a good mother-child relationship with her, even if it was just a superficial effort.

Just thinking about it makes Yan Shu feel suffocated.Even if she doesn't like it, she still thinks this child is not easy.

Feeling compassion, Yan Shu's eyes softened.She said kindly: "Your Majesty, have you had breakfast yet?"

He Min heard her voice, raised his head slowly, with moist eyes timidly, replied in a low voice: "After returning to mother, the minister has used it."

"The Ai family has not used it yet, I wonder if the emperor can accompany the Ai family for a meal?" She laughed, "There are soup dumplings."

He Min opened his eyes in confusion, what is the soup dumpling?Sounds delicious?

Even though he was curious, Ling Hemin didn't dare to express his thoughts, but could only nod respectfully after the Empress Dowager taught him every day.

The soup dumpling was made by Yan Shu temporarily by the people in the imperial dining room. After passing the meal, the freshly baked soup dumpling was served hot. On the dining table, there were two bowls of fresh mushroom and chicken porridge, a plate of clear water and small cabbage, and a Shrimp dumplings, plus eight soup dumplings, the air is filled with the aroma of food.

He Min couldn't take his eyes off the enticing aroma, almost drooling.

Yan Shu put a soup dumpling in his small bowl, poked a small hole in it with chopsticks, and told him softly how to eat it.

"Soup dumplings are different from ordinary dumplings. You have to drink the soup inside first, and then eat the skin. If you bite it off, it will burn your tongue, and the delicious soup will be wasted. Your majesty, drink it." look."

The appearance of the soup dumpling is very good, white and fat, crystal clear, every time you shake it, the brown soup inside will appear to burst out of the skin, and the complicated and uniform folds, the lines are very smooth, at first glance, it looks like a bud blooming flowers.

He Min had deep expectations before the soup dumpling appeared, but now the soup dumpling on the plate not only did not disappoint him, it even exceeded his imagination.

Not caring about the emperor's reserve, He Min picked up the bowl, pursed his mouth and started drinking.

The moment the soup entered his mouth, He Min's eyes widened. He was young and studied late. Apart from the word delicious, he couldn't find a better adjective for the moment.

"Drink well!" Ah, the skin is delicious too!

The little emperor and Min devoured the whole meal with great gusto, and they looked like they were devouring it, as if after one meal, there would be no next meal, which made Yan Shu feel uncomfortable.

In fact, there is no need for investigation and verification, Yan Shu knows that if the Empress Dowager wants to take power, it is naturally impossible for He Min to enjoy the emperor's treatment. A certain degree of harsh treatment will help He Min understand his situation. Low self-esteem and cowardice are necessary for a puppet emperor character traits.

He Min is now developing in both directions.

Yan Shu doesn't want to interfere in the government affairs, but he is happy to take care of her occasionally.

"Your Majesty, Ai's family is a little bored eating breakfast alone on weekdays. If the Emperor has time, can you come and spend more time with Ai's family?" She sent out the invitation with a smile, "After all, Ai's family is getting old."

Swallowing the last mouthful of fresh mushroom and chicken porridge, He Min hugged his chubby belly with a look of satisfaction on his face.After hearing Yan Shu's invitation, he was so moved that he agreed without much hesitation.

Afterwards, she blushed again, and said in a low voice: "Mother...do you think that Erchen is too edible?"

"How could it be?" Yan Shu said, "You are at the age of growing your body now, what a lot, children just need to eat more, and they will have strength when they are full."

He Minyuan's eyes lit up suddenly, and then dimmed again. He murmured: "But, the emperor's grandmother said... As the king of a country, my son should know the hardships of the people in growing food, so don't eat too much."

Yan Shu frowned disapprovingly, it must be too much for the child PUA.

She immediately said: "It doesn't matter, you are both the king of a country and the emperor of Ai's family. Filial piety is the first thing to do. In the future, you will come to Renshou Palace to have dinner with Ai's family. No one will blame you."

"Furthermore, food is the most important thing for the people. Food is what feeds the stomach. While you are the emperor, you are also a person of flesh and blood. As a human being, eating when you are hungry, drinking when you are thirsty, and sleeping when you are sleepy are all natural. As long as you don't hurt others, you can follow your nature without looking back."

The voice fell.

He Min was stunned for a long time, his eye sockets gradually became sore, he lowered his head, rubbed his eye sockets, and gave a muffled hum.

Yan Shu: "Are you full? Do you want to eat more?"

He Min tightly hugged her stomach with her little hands, shook her head lightly, her small body seemed to have vented her strength, she no longer pretended to be mature by suppressing her voice deliberately, and returned to the immaturity of this age: "Mother, my son is full , Thank you, Queen Mother."

He glanced cautiously: "My son will come to accompany the queen mother tomorrow."

Yan Shu pursed his lips and smiled, raised his hand to touch the top of his head: "Okay."

After that, the little emperor came to dine regardless of the weather, and became rounder visible to the naked eye, and became much closer to Yan Shu, the queen mother who came out halfway.

She lived a leisurely life, but Chao Qingyue suffered.