Damn my ex got struck by lightning

There was no moment when Chao Qingyue could understand so deeply what it means to draw a sword and look around in a daze.She asks herself three soul questions: who am I, where am I, and where am I going.

Yan Shu, who has already seen the power of the truth BUFF, is in admiration for this heaven-defying prop.If this thing can be mass-produced, wouldn't it be profitable?Why don't you find a time to talk to the system, if you have money, let's make money together, no one should have trouble with money.

After thinking about it for a while, Yan Shu felt that the matter was settled, ah, she is really a young man with ideas.

She fixed her eyes on Chao Qingyue with a smile on her face. She was really ashamed and at a loss because she exposed her reading of pornographic books for three days, but who told her to be optimistic, it didn't take long for her to recover, and she could even Discover business opportunities from it and plan to attract people to buy shares.

That's right, as long as she is not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

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Yan Shu's bad taste came up.

"Xiao Chao, you haven't told anyone else about this, have you?"

"No no!"

"That's good, Ben Gong believes in you, but—" Yan Shu paused slightly, his eyes became meaningful, and he looked at her with a joking smile: "What do you think of Ben Gong's taste? That book...do you like it?"

Be obedient, don't answer!Don't answer!Don't answer!

Chao Qingyue closed her eyes in despair, and listened to herself say verbatim: "Your Majesty has great taste and unique vision, I like it very much."

Well, starting today she is a dead fish.

This world can no longer accommodate her.

No matter how heartless Yan Shu was, he could see Chao Qingyue's inner breakdown, and he was afraid that he was going crazy, just like her three days ago.

Yan Shu suppressed a smile, and said generously: "Since Xiaochao likes it so much, then I will give you a copy."

Chao Qingyue was shocked!His eyes are wide open.

Goddess, what do you want to do? ?

Yan Shu walked out on his own, turned his head to Chao Qingyue who was still standing stupidly, and said, "Aren't you following?"

"Come, come."

Chao Qingyue froze and followed behind Yan Shu, her IQ was already in arrears, she couldn't figure out what her queen mother was going to do, anyway, all the embarrassment that should be lost was lost, there was nothing to lose.

After arriving at the study room, Yan Shu took out the first volume of "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon" from the bookshelf, smiled and hooked his finger towards Qingyue.

Chao Qingyue went up with a face full of death.

Yan Shu almost burst out laughing, she raised her eyebrows and said with a light smile: "Why is there such an expression, I don't know why I thought I was forcing someone into prostitution."

Forced into prostitution?Chao Qingyue's confused mind suddenly became clear. The Empress Dowager sent her a little porn book, so it couldn't be, she wanted to have a knife on her, right?For example, experience the joy of women's bed or something?

Chao Qingyue suddenly had goose bumps all over her body, but there was a trace of unrecognized excitement in the panic, so little that she didn't even notice it.

The little yellow book that had been glimpsed once again appeared under the nose.

"Aren't you going to continue?" Someone urged.

No, I can't accept it.Chao Qingyue backed away, and distanced himself from Yan Shu for a long time, as if he was looking at some scourge. Although he was terrified to death, he shook his head loudly and stubbornly: "Mother, I have someone I like, please Respect yourself!"

Yan Shu: Huh?

Her puzzled and helpless eyes lingered on Chao Qingyue for a long time. Although she was from the same world, why did she feel that there was a deep generation gap between herself and this little girl?

What kind of strange things did she make up in her brain?Yan Shu rested his chin, his brows were serious.

The two of them looked at each other from a distance, because Yan Shu's face was cold and cold, when he was not talking, it was like a world-weary face, especially now.

It's over, the empress dowager is staring at her, she seems very angry.

Chao Qingyue swallowed tremblingly, what should I do, should she give in?After all, if the empress really wants to do something with her, she seems unable to resist, this is ancient times, she is just a small maid, and the other party is the queen mother of a country.

The two stared at each other for a while, Yan Shu suddenly looked away.

Judging by Xiaochao's naive appearance, she is probably an underage girl.It's no wonder she is so repelled by reading pornographic books.

"you--"

"I--"

Yan Shu smiled: "You talk first."

Chao Qingyue's ears were reddish, and her aura was much weaker than before: "If you really like someone, you might as well tell her directly that if you like someone in your relationship, you like it, and if you don't like it, you don't like it. Substitutes and the like, that's too disappointing to my feelings... Presumably Liu Taipin and Yi Taifei will also feel sad about it."

Yan Shu was stunned for half a second before she came to her senses, she said in astonishment: "Do you think I like Tai Concubine Liu and Concubine Yi?"

Chao Qingyue took courage and asked weakly, "Isn't it?"

"...Of course not!" Yan Shu laughed angrily, "How do you know that Bengong likes them? Bengong likes people like you, how can he be easily swayed."

Chao Qingyue looked suspicious.

Is the person the empress likes the first emperor?

Yan Shu originally wanted to educate her, but she didn't want to say anything anymore.

What does she care about with an underage girl? Isn't it normal for a child to have a big brain, as long as it doesn't affect her.

She raised the "Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon" in her hand: "Do you want more?"

Zhao Qingyue waved again and again.

Yan Shu didn't make it difficult for her anymore, even if she said she wanted it, she still regretted not wanting to give it.

Yan Shu put the books away slowly, then raised his chin to signal her to find a seat to sit down.

It's not over... Chao Qingyue was a little depressed, and then obediently found a seat and sat down.With a look of embarrassment on his face, he thought, the empress wouldn't want to give her other erotic palace picture books, would she?

"Don't think about it." Yan Shu interrupted her imaginings speechlessly, "The books in Bengong's hands are all rare copies that are hard to come by, so I don't want to give it to you, little girl, for nothing."

Staring at Qingyue, what?Orphan copy?Hard to find a lot of money?

"Why, do you regret it?" Yan Shu said in the most embarrassing tone, "I won't give it to you if I regret it."

Childish ghost!

Chao Qingyue wants to cry but has no tears.

Why is she always the one who brushes past huge sums of money...

Yu Zaozao was tricked by Yan Shuming's investment reason, and spent three thousand gold coins to purchase a batch of enough plastic manure pipes in the mall.

Originally, Yu Zaozao planned to buy the raw materials back and let the people from the Ministry of Industry do it himself, but after reading the plastic pipe production process given by Yan Shu, he found that buying raw materials was definitely a wrong decision, because the raw materials required a series of matching machines, Such as what kind of dryer, extruder, mold and so on.

If she really bought it like this, she would have to go bankrupt.

After the manure pipe was in place, Yan Shu sent someone to send it to the Ministry of Works immediately. The size was bought according to the drawings. If there is no accident, it can be put into use immediately.

Lang Yu and the craftsmen who received several large bundles of manure pipes were overjoyed. They were curious when they saw plastic for the first time.So after receiving the fecal tube, they were not in a hurry to use it, but more than 20 people formed a circle and communicated in a hurry.

Touching the satin-smooth, white-as-snow dung pipe, everyone was full of thoughts. A little craftsman reluctantly grabbed the dung pipe and said, "It would be great if we could make this kind of plastic pipe."

"That's right. I think the plastic tube is very strong, but it's much lighter than the pottery tube."

"If we can master the technology of making plastic pipes, we can produce plastic pipes ourselves. I heard from the queen mother that the price of this kind of plastic pipes is very high. If we learn this technology, won't we be able to save the emperor a lot? Silver."

The little craftsmen echoed one after another.

Lang Yu was also heartbroken.However, he had a wider idea. The plastic tube is beautiful in shape and stronger than ceramics. Maybe it can be made into a vessel.

If this can be done, wouldn't he, Dayu, have another technology, and the national treasury will be filled just around the corner.

Thinking of this, Lang Yu simply explained a few words to his subordinates, and hurried to Renshou Palace to look for Yan Shu.

After hearing Langyu's intentions, Yan Shu took out the excuses he had prepared in advance to prevaricate. At present, it is impossible to mass-produce plastic products unless the raw materials are found first.

Such as the most important synthetic resin.

Yan Shu tried his best to explain the ingredients and process of making plastic products in colloquial terms, but the more he got to the end, the more Yan Shu couldn't explain.

When there were more and more doubts and Mr. Lang Yu's wrinkles deepened, Yan Shu suddenly remembered that she was actually talking about chemistry with a professional in architecture?

It's strange if you don't talk to chickens and ducks!

Yan Shu gave up.She said: "Master Lang, you should go back first, the palace will find a way to implement the plastic products."

After Lang Yu left, Yan Shu was in a daze holding a book "How Plastic Is Made".

Now that there are architectural talents, where should chemical talents be found?

Two days later, the manure pipe was installed.

Five days later, the modern toilet was officially put into use.

Yan Shu's heart disease was perfectly resolved, and on the day of the completion of the project, she paid out of her own pocket to invite officials from the Ministry of Industry and craftsmen to make hot pot.However, after eating and drinking, Yan Shu wakes up the next day feeling extremely happy and sad.

—She has a fever.

In a daze of fever, lying on the bed, she murmured: "Hurry up, take me to the hospital, I'm going to do a nucleic acid test, I'm going to be quarantined..."

Yu Zaozao, who happened to hear it, almost laughed.

"You are so self-conscious that I have nothing to say, hahaha!"

Yu Zaozao was worried that the confused Yan Shu would say something ridiculous again, so she stayed by the bed all day long, and others knew that she had an unusual relationship with Yan Shu, so naturally they would not drive her away.

Just stayed like this for two days.

In the evening of the next day, Yan Shu's fever subsided and he woke up.Seeing that she was fine, Yu Zaozao immediately ran away without a trace.

As the saying goes, sickness comes like a mountain, and sickness goes like spinning.Yan Shu is just recovering from a serious illness, it's better to have someone keep watch at night just to be on the safe side.

Ever since she "spoken the truth" in front of the facial expressions that day, Chao Qingyue has completely shattered the filter of her own queen mother's talent, spring flowers and autumn moon, what a beautiful word.

But she could no longer look directly at it.

Hey, in the final analysis, if she hadn't lost that big face with the queen mother, she really wouldn't have become a dog and deliberately avoided the other party.

But when the queen mother fell ill, even though the hurdle in her heart had not passed, she still volunteered without hesitation and slept next to the queen mother to watch the night.

The moon shines in the middle of the sky, everything is silent, and the hall is pitch black.

Yan Shu slept too much during the day, so she couldn't sleep much at night. She turned back and forth with her bright eyes open, counting from the tassels on the top of the tent to the hairs by her left ear, and finally sighed softly.

It's so boring, why didn't Yu Zaozao put some high-tech in the book, maybe she has a mobile phone to play with.So angry!

After a boring rant, Yan Shu was about to start counting the number of hairs around his right ear.Suddenly, she heard someone talking.

I was very close to her, but I couldn't hear what she was saying.

Yan Shu was agitated on the spot, quickly shrunk his head under the quilt.

After waiting for a while, the voice disappeared, but when she leaned out a little bit, the voice sounded again.

Yan Shu: Which big brother dei, don't mess with me, I'm just a patient, very weak and not frightened.

"#￥%~!*..."

Hey, why does this voice sound familiar?

Yan Shu pulled down the quilt, held his breath and listened intently.

——The case was solved, it was Xiao Chao who slept next door to her.

This little girl can actually talk in her sleep when she sleeps, will she also sleepwalk?

Yan Shu got out of bed worriedly and put on his shoes, then tiptoed to Chao Qingyue's bed.Her eyes had long adapted to the darkness, so the journey went very smoothly.

Yan Shu took advantage of the soft moonlight to see clearly the person on the bed.The little girl was thin and thin, wrapped in a thick quilt like a chubby silkworm chrysalis, only showing a small crooked head, the long hair behind her head was scattered randomly, and a few strands directly covered her face.

Yan Shu stood by the bed and endured it, and after a while, he was defeated, bent down joyfully, and stretched out his hand to brush away the unsightly strands of hair.

After she was done, she let out a long sigh of relief, and was about to turn around when the familiar voice came out again.

"The director chose me, I'm super sweet."

"Let me come let me come."

I'm dreaming of being an actress, the little girl must be chasing stars, right?There was a smile on Yan Shu's eyebrows.

"Bold, do you know who I am?"

Yan Shu answered in a strange manner: "Who are you?"

I didn't expect her to answer, but things are so magical.

"%#$&% dead ghosts hate it, their name is Chao Qingyue."

......

The air freezes.

Yan Shu couldn't believe it and asked again: "... What did you say is your name?"

The person on the bed is as quiet as a chicken.

Without further ado, Yan Shu went straight to the truth buff, and asked for the third time: "What's your name?"

——"Chaoqingyue."

Yan Shu was dumbfounded, half a second later she smiled sullenly, and geared up: "Okay, my ex is back after being scumbag."