Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Me, us?

Chao Qingyue was shocked by Yan Shu's words, it can be seen that her expression was normal, as if it should be so.Chao Qingyue was confused, did she not express clearly enough?

So she added in a low voice: "Your Majesty, you can just go by yourself, you can continue to sleep here."

Yan Shu raised his eyebrows and said lightly: "Are you going to abandon me?"

Ah, how can this be considered abandonment, isn't it going back and forth somewhere?The crime of abandonment is too great.

Chao Qingyue: "Your Majesty, if people find out that the servant girl and your empress are sleeping on the same bed, others will gossip."

"That's just right, I can use this opportunity to get rid of those who like to chew people's tongue." Yan Shu smiled calmly: "Speaking of which, you have done a lot of merit."

After being speechless for a while, Chao Qingyue finally remembered what she was here for.She said with a solemn expression: "Your Majesty, this servant is only here to warm the bed."

"so?"

"It's not for sleeping with ~."

"What's the difference." Yan Shu looked at her strangely, his eyes deliberately stayed on her ordinary chest for a few seconds, and said with a chuckle, "Could it be that you think I can do something to you little girl?"

Chao Qingyue blushed.

She couldn't help but glanced at Yan Shu's proud parts, and then compared her flat and small breasts, she suddenly felt sad from it, she was really dying from drought and flooding.

Before crossing, there was a little steamed bun, but now... Wangzai's little steamed bun?

Wipe away tears.JPG: Can it be better?

Chao Qingyue, who was hit hard, drooped her head, looking miserable.

A little smile appeared in Yan Shu's eyes, he stretched out his hand to rub her head, and said softly, "Be careful, it's all fate."

...I want to cry even more!

Chao Qingyue refreshed her cognition of her own queen mother, she was listless.

"Okay." Yan Shu covered his lips and smirked, "In all fairness, tell me, is this bed comfortable?"

Chao Qingyue huddled into a small ball like a cat, resting her chin on her bent knees, and hummed muffledly.

If she was uncomfortable, she wouldn't sleep unconscious.

Yan Shu smiled and scratched the tip of her nose, and said in a brisk tone, "Look, it's all about you getting a big deal anyway, what else do you have to be dissatisfied with?"

Chao Qingyue's body stiffened slightly, and she looked at Yan Shu in a daze.

Yan Shu, on the other hand, remained calm, urging her to lie down and sleep quickly, and then lay down with her back facing her.

Yan Shu secretly thought that it was dangerous. When she was with Chao Qingyue before, she liked to do some small intimate actions, such as touching her head, scratching her nose, pinching her ears and cheeks, and so on.

What happened just now was purely due to her complacency, I hope Chao Qingyue will not be suspicious.

After a while, she heard rustling movements around her, and felt someone sleeping next to her, and a source of heat was not far away.

Yan Shu closed his eyes and didn't speak. Time passed by every minute, until the sound of even breathing came from behind, Yan Shu just turned around a little bit.

As soon as she adjusted her posture, she heard Chao Qingyue calling her softly.

Yan Shu turned around in surprise.

Chao Qingyue was lying on her back, but her face was facing Yan Shu's direction. She swept away the previous entanglement and said in a soft voice: "Your Majesty, the servant is asleep, good night."

".....Good night."

A night without dreams.

On the third day, Chao Qingyue woke up first, she crawled out from inside lightly, trying not to disturb Yan Shu as much as possible, and slipped away quickly after fully dressed.

Yan Shu got up shortly after Chaoqingyue. A few days ago, after the toilet was put into use, the little emperor and the empress dowager came to watch it out of curiosity. Later, they couldn't resist her persuasive temptation to try it out, and the result was surprisingly good.

She installs a ceramic toilet, which is very eye-catching in appearance. With the integrated flushing device, it not only greatly saves the trouble of court ladies and eunuchs pouring down the official room, but also fears that the empress dowager will be seen going to the toilet. Not surprisingly, it is a boon for those who are embarrassing and value privacy.

So, after three days of trial, the Empress Dowager ordered that her Kunyi Palace and the little emperor's palace each build a toilet, the specifications of which were the same as those in Yanshu Palace.

Therefore, the Ministry of Industry has started a new round of busy work after receiving the task.It's just that the other thing is that the problem of plastic manure pipes is still difficult.

There are no raw materials now, so I can only use Yu Zaozao to go to the mall to buy them.

Facing Yan Shu's approaching every step of the way, Yu Zaozao tightened her belt, showing the air of a chaste and martyr.

"It's okay to build toilets for us before, but now you want me to pay for others to build toilets, why not borrow or borrow!" She is not stupid.

Yan Shu coaxed: "What are other people's, how many points, don't forget that this is the world you built one by one, in fact, everyone here should call you mother, as a real mother, you give your children What happened to the toilet?"

Again and again, Yu Zaozao skillfully covered her ears, and argued loudly: "I just made a mistake that every woman in the world would make, so you can't blame me, I was still young at that time."

Yan Shu grieved and said: "Knowing that you made a mistake, why don't you hurry up and make up for it? Do you want to be called a stepmother?"

Yu Zaozao shrugged indifferently. In her short writing career, she couldn't remember how many times she received razor blades from readers.Isn't it just being called a stepmother, what's the big deal, a stepmother is also a mother.

She has long been used to it.

Seeing that she was not afraid of being scalded like a dead pig, Yan Shu knew that it was useless to play the emotional card.

She decisively changed her strategy, slumped back lazily, and said, "Well, as long as you cooperate obediently, I will tell you a big secret."

Yu Zaozao snorted nonchalantly: "Xiaoshu, you are a three-year-old kid, and you still have a big secret. I believe you are a ghost."

In Yu Zaozao's heart, Yan Shu=old and cunning=can't be trusted.

"Are you sure you don't want to hear about your goose and daughter goose?"

Yu Zaozao question mark face.jpg: "Which one?"

When Yan Shu said the name of the protagonist of the current book, Yu Zaozao smiled triumphantly.

"Can they have secrets in the eyes of my old mother? Huh, I even know how many moles they have on their buttocks and what kind of shit they like to shit?"

"Oh, how many moles do they have on their buttocks, what kind of shit do they like to shit?"

Yu Zaozao: .....I'm just using a metaphor!simile! !

Yan Shu didn't hold back anymore, and said directly: "Feng Li'er is not dead, do you want to see her?"

! !

Yu Zaozao was first shocked, then suspicious.She remembered very clearly that when she first met Yan Shu, Yan Shu talked about the fact that the male and female protagonists both received boxed lunches, and so many people saw Feng Lier being beheaded, how could they live?

This book is a stallion novel of the ancient style. In the early stage, the heroine is not only good-looking and fascinated by the hero, but she has no golden fingers. After learning the truth about the destruction of the country in the later period, she suddenly became sober and blackened. , and finally turned against the male protagonist.

She understood, this must be Yan Shu's routine again!

After receiving the sharp eyes from his good sister, Yan Shubao smiled, and unhurriedly clicked on the item bar.

She pointed at a column: "This is a thousand-mile teleportation talisman. As long as you finish that matter, I will bleed a lot and send you to see my eldest niece and her brother."

If there is any Achilles' heel of Yu Zaozao, it is definitely beauty.Otherwise, she wouldn't write all the characters in each book, regardless of the main and supporting roles, with beautiful faces and beautiful appearances.

Even though she knew that her children were all beauties, seeing is believing.If she had the chance, she would definitely want to see it with her own eyes!

"Are you serious? Don't lie to me?"

"Why lie to you, do you think my thousand-mile teleportation talisman is cheap?" Yan Shu said angrily, "One piece is two thousand, and two pieces are four thousand. Does your feces tube add up to four thousand?"

Yu Zaozao couldn't help secretly delighting, the manure pipe was only three thousand, and she made a net profit of one thousand.

Forget it, let's bleed some blood, Yan Shu will never let her buy bankruptcy, if she really buys bankruptcy one day, she will borrow some from Miss 01...

After finishing Yu Zaozao, Yan Shu immediately sent people out to secretly search for a group of alchemists who are good at alchemy.There are no systematic schools in this world. If you want to find talents majoring in chemistry in a short period of time, you can only focus on alchemists.

In order to live forever, these people study alchemy every day. For example, mercury is extracted from cinnabar. Instead of letting them mess around, it is better to catch them and train them, and then they will work for her.

If it can really develop, Yan Shu plans to open a royal factory, specializing in the production of plastic products, but before that, he must first form a team of talents.

Chao Qingyue has honored to be the Queen's bed warming maid. Although she often sleeps all night while warming up, she insists that she is only a bed warmer.

After cleaning up for nothing this night, Chao Qingyue retreated into the queen mother's bed as usual. Today she came prepared and drank a large cup of strong tea in advance, so she definitely wouldn't fall asleep in the middle.

Everything was as she wished. From the moment she came in, her mind was extremely clear, even if she yawned occasionally, she was still full of energy.

Chao Qingyue stared straight at the roof of the tent, there were no electronic devices to play with, and nothing to distract her. The wait of just a few minutes made her feel extremely long.

So boring, man.

If I knew it earlier, I would have let Luying and Hongju stay and talk to her.

After another period of silent waiting, Chao Qingyue finally heard the sound of the door being pushed open. She sat up excitedly, looking forward to it.

The visitor's footsteps were as light as white feathers, but in a short while, a pair of slender hands lifted the curtain, and behind the curtain was an elegant and extraordinary face.

"Why didn't you sleep today?"

Seeing Chao Qingyue Yan Shu was slightly taken aback, then his eyes moved slightly, and he bent his eyes and said: "Could it be that you are waiting for me?"

Chao Qingyue pretended not to get her meaning, and said with a simple smile: "I drank some tea before going to bed."

"Oh."

As soon as Yan Shu sat down, Chao Qingyue couldn't wait to get up, and said as if asking for credit: "Your Majesty, the bed servant has been warmed up, but it's warm. It won't be cold for you to sleep in now."

"Well, I can see it." Yan Shu turned sideways and said kindly, "Thank you, Xiao Chao."

Chao Qingyue: "If you don't work hard, the servant will retire. Madam, please go to bed early."

After speaking, one leg will be put down.

Yan Shu glanced at her, raised a smile, then quickly cooled down, and asked lightly: "Where are you going?"