Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Chao Qingyue's chaotic group: It's over, it's over, kiss after talking! !

Yan Shu: Tsk... I've already kissed you, why don't you just confess?It doesn't seem to be impossible, let's talk about it at a suitable time when we return to the palace.

As for why not say it now, whoever made Chao Qingyue scumbag her before, she has to find some place no matter what.Thinking about it this way, Yan Shu's remaining guilty conscience was gone, and he dug a hole for his ex with peace of mind.

She touched her lips with a look of unsatisfactory expression on her face.

Chao Qingyue, who glimpsed this scene from the corner of her eye, blushed quickly.Ahhh help, I'm so shy! !

Yan Shu's eyes were soft, and he stared straight at her red, swollen lips: "Can you stand up?"

It's okay if you don't ask, but when you ask Chao Qingyue, you feel that your whole body is weak, not to mention standing up, and you don't even have the strength to raise your hand.

Her throat tightened, and she lowered her gaze extremely low.The skirt that fell to the ground in front of her was lifted up, revealing a pair of blue smoke white embroidered shoes inlaid with pearls, and then, a white and slender hand stretched out.

Chao Qingyue took a breath and blinked blankly.

Yan Shu: "Do you want to sit like this all the time?"

Chao Qingyue pursed her lips tightly.Of course she doesn't want to, it's just...

A pleasant chuckle fell from above his head.Yan Shu drew a long tone: "Oh, it turns out that Xiao Chao wanted me to hug her."

Before she finished speaking, Chao Qingyue had no time to react when her waist suddenly tightened, and bursts of warmth came through the fabric, and while she was startled, she suddenly slammed into a pair of Qingling's burning black eyes.

Yan Shu's movements were incredible, but in the blink of an eye, she hugged Chao Qingyue's slender waist, with soft fragrance in her arms, her eyebrows and eyes curved like a crescent moon.

Chao Qingyue was slightly absent-minded, her heart beating like thunder.She opened her mouth halfway, speechless in astonishment.

Thanks to Yan Shu's continuous exercise, he hugged Chao Qingyue by the waist without any effort.Fortunately, the previous situation of being stuck halfway did not occur.

However, I don't know if it's because Chao Qingyue is always lazy in morning exercises, she may be skinny, but the flesh on her waist is soft.Yan Shu's fingers around her waist were sunken.

The itching in her waist made Chao Qingyue arch her body involuntarily.

Noticing it, Yan Shu asked with concern in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

Chao Qingyue froze her body, and murmured, "It's a little itchy..."

oh!Yan Shu remembered slowly that Chao Qingyue had always been ticklish.So she tried not to move: "Is this better?"

Chao Qingyue nodded hesitantly, stopped for a while, and said with a blushing face, "Your Majesty, you must be very tired."

"Not tired."

"..." Chao Qingyue, "Actually, I can stand up by myself."

The corners of Yan Shu's lips curled up silently, "Oh."

Chao Qingyue suffocated, and moved slightly: "Your Majesty... let the servants come down."

"Yes." Yan Shu readily agreed, "What are you going to do after that?"

"what?"

Yan Shu frowned, looking at her indifferently. "Xiao Chao, you don't think you want to turn your back on it, do you?"

Chao Qingyue doesn't look very smart.

Yan Shu's tone was light and airy: "We've already done that, and you still want to get rid of the relationship?"

Chao Qingyue was horrified, what did she do that, no!She stammered in her defense: "No, no!"

Yan Shu's eyes darkened, and the calmness before was gone. "there is nothing?"

"...No, I didn't want to separate the relationship..."

Yan Shu hummed, expressionless: "So you know the kind of relationship we have now, right?"

that kind of relationship?What kind?

Chao Qingyue has a bad premonition, always feeling that she will be led into a ditch.

"What do you say?"

No, you can't be what the queen mother says, you have to stand up!She managed to gather her composure, and said stubbornly, "Yes, it's the master-servant relationship."

Yan Shu gently rubbed the tender flesh of Chao Qingyue's waist with his fingertips, Chao Qingyue became agitated for a moment, and leaned against her without thinking, trembling while cuddling tightly, his right hand unconsciously grabbed Yan Shu's skirt.

"Think about it again."

Chao Qingyue wants to cry but has no tears, the empress dowager is too bullying! "Ma'am..."

A sensitive part of her waist was suddenly taken extra care, and Chao Qingyue instinctively let out a soft moan.

Yan Shu leaned against her ear and whispered: "Xiao Chao, I think we should change the name at this time, what do you think?"

Chao Qingyue covered her mouth tightly in anger and shame, her staring almond eyes were covered with mist, and she gasped slightly.

The two looked at each other quietly.

Yan Shu freed one hand to cover the back of Chao Qingyue's hand, slowly tightened it and said, "Whatever you do with your hands in your hands, you won't be afraid of being overwhelmed."

Chao Qingyue didn't care about this, and blurted out: "Don't be afraid!" with a bit of anger.

Yan Shu: "Are you angry?"

Chao Qingyue wanted to nod vigorously, and then showed a fierce look of anger.But I don't know if it's because I have too much filter on the empress dowager, it's hard for her to be really angry.In other words, she wasn't really angry at all.

Therefore, she deliberately avoided Yan Shu's gaze.

This little trick can't be hidden from Yan Shu.She grabbed the back of Chao Qingyue's smooth hand and lowered it, revealing a complete face.

"Xiao Chao." Yan Shu's trimmed and round nails gently scratched Chao Qingyue's tender palm, and Chao Qingyue couldn't help shrinking back, it didn't feel like scratching the palm of the hand, but the apex of the heart, itching and hot.

"Our relationship will not stop at master and servant, the window paper has been pierced." Yan Shu pondered: "So..."

Chao Qingyue's heart skipped a beat, her fingers were slightly stiff.

After waiting for a long time before Yan Shu could continue to speak, she quietly raised her eyes, meeting Yan Shu's eyes.

"So you have to call me sister in private from now on." Yan Shu smiled half a smile, "Come on, call me sister now."

Chao Qingyue: "..." Are you happy now?

"Your Majesty, I...uh—!"

"You are not allowed to call your mother."

Chao Qingyue's face was flushed, and she leaned on Yan Shu's chest and gasped.He was so ashamed and indignant, he scolded Yan Shu in his heart for not talking about martial arts morality, and actually used the old tricks to bully others.

Chao Qingyue didn't dare to struggle, for fear of falling off.He could only hold on to Yan Shu's skirt, and complain in a muffled voice: "You're a sneak attack, it's too disgraceful."

Yan Shu: "It's better than not admitting it after kissing someone."

Chao Qingyue was choked suddenly, feeling guilty for no reason.

How could Yan Shu let go of this great opportunity, immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued her, and tricked her to call her sister.

Yan Shu is like a hunting leopard, advancing and retreating gracefully, constantly testing Chao Qing's bottom line, taking advantage now will definitely not be reserved for the future.

In this confrontation dominated by Yan Shu, Chao Qingyue was unsurprisingly at an absolute disadvantage.

At this time, Chao Qingyue regretted coming out with Yan Shu in the middle of the night, whether the quilt was not warm or the bed was not soft enough! TAT!

After another slip of the tongue, Chao Qingyue, who had been "loved" so much, finally couldn't take it anymore, and cried out: "Sister..."

At that moment, Yan Shu's whole body felt comfortable as if Ren Du's three veins had been opened up, and his happy hair was about to stand up.

After succeeding, Yan Shu's smile was very bright, and he also understood the principle of accepting what is good, and it is difficult to do something after bullying someone hard.

She gently put Chao Qingyue down and rubbed the top of her head. "good."

Chao Qingyue: Chirp!

Yan Shu stretched out his hands to smooth out Chao Qingyue's crumpled clothes, his starry eyes were black, reflecting her reflection.

"Xiao Chao, do you want to try the feeling of standing on the clouds overlooking the ground?" Yan Shu held her hand firmly, looked up at the dark blue starry sky full of stars, and smiled, "Don't blink!" .”

After all, the colorful auspicious cloud under his feet soared into the sky!

"what--!!"

Chao Qingyue was so frightened that she was staggered by the strong wind. If Yan Shu hadn't been protecting her, she would have been blown away eight hundred times.

On the other hand, Yan Shu, who was also standing in the wind, was calm and relaxed. Even though his clothes were fluttering and his hair was fluttering in the wind, there was no trace of mess and he was full of immortality.

Chao Qingyue stared at it bewilderedly.

Yan Shu accepted her attention generously, feeling so beautiful in his heart that he even wanted to put his hands on his hips for a while.

After rising to a certain height, the colorful auspicious clouds slowly stopped and the wind died down.Only then did Chao Qingyue come back to her senses, and looked around with great interest.

Now the colorful auspicious clouds are flying very smoothly, Chao Qingyue glanced down cautiously, in the ancient times without electricity, the sky was completely dark, like a huge black hole, there is no beauty to speak of.

Chao Qingyue, whose legs were weak, clenched Yan Shu's hand tightly. "Mother...cough, sister, where is the farthest place you have ever flown to?"

Yan Shu thought for a while, "The other side of the world."

"Ah?" After a pause for two seconds, Chao Qingyue's eyes suddenly brightened, and she said excitedly, "Is it Tiangong? Oh, by the way, sister, are you familiar with Grandpa God of Wealth? Can you ask him to take care of me for a while. Ah, and , the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is true, no, if it is true, sister, you must enlighten the Weaver Girl, you can’t have a wretched man like the Cowherd, who is peeping and stealing clothes, disgusting!"

"........"

Chao Qingyue: "%&*~￥#@!..."

Yan Shu took a deep breath at the end, and changed the topic with a smile: "Don't you want to go to the brothel? Let's go now."

Now?Chao Qingyue scratched her head, dazed and shocked: "This timing is not right..." Mainly because it was a little exciting.

Yan Shu didn't give her a chance to refuse, and after telling her to hold herself steady, the colorful auspicious clouds swooped down quickly, screaming at Qingyue with her eyes closed, the surrounding clouds were broken through, and the whole process of bungee jumping was exciting.

After landing, Chao Qingyue hadn't slowed down yet, and was directly hugged by Yan Shuheng.

Born once and cooked three times, Chao Qingyue huddled in Yan Shu's embrace like a quail, she just gave Yan Shu a big advantage, anyway, she has plenty of strength~

They landed quietly in the backyard of a brothel, relying on the blessing of invisibility props so no one could see them, they swaggered in.

Evening is the peak period for the brothel business, singing and dancing on the stage, guests flocking to the bottom, and laughter of men and women.

Chao Qingyue was embarrassed to let Yan Shu hug her all the time, and struggled to get down.

The picture in the lobby is not as promiscuous as imagined. Most of them are reciting poems and playing against each other, playing and singing, ignoring those who go to the wing rooms in twos and threes, which is not much different from the poetry and tea parties of literati.

Chao Qingyue and Yan Shu were in a relatively clean place with a wide view, admiring the charm of the ancient lady with relish, biting their ears from time to time.

On the stage, five women holding the qin are arranged in a fan shape, and the sound of the qin is clanging like a ring, which is melodious and clear.

"That girl in the blue dress is really good at playing the piano."

"Indeed, the appearance is also very beautiful." Yan Shu praised, and said with a little regret: "This level can be used as a luthier in the palace. It's a pity to be drowned in the land of fireworks."

As if feeling something, the girl in the blue skirt suddenly glanced in their direction, and quickly lowered her eyes again.

At this moment, a burst of ping-pong-pong noise attracted the attention of many people.

The two groups of people on the third floor got into a fight for some unknown reason. Several men dressed as guards wrestled into a ball, accompanied by a woman's panicked screams.

"Oh, stop fighting!"