Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Dorset's expression was unpredictable, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and walked in.

Yan Shu and the others looked away, and the middle-aged woman followed behind Yan Shu step by step, waiting for her order.

The yard is not big, there are only two tile-roofed houses in total.In the evening, the sky is full of red clouds, and the ground is covered with a layer of flowing golden red. The chickens and ducks have just returned to their cages and are curled up in their pens.

Yan Shu wandered around in the small open space, and finally stopped in front of the pig pen next to the chicken and duck pen.

Yan Shu's slender neck poked in, and his slender hands lightly touched the door. After observing quietly for a while, he asked the woman softly, "Are these piglets from last time?"

"Yes, it's all here."

Yan Shu stroked his chin, "I haven't gained much flesh."

The woman had a bitter look on her face, and explained timidly: "Boars grow slower..."

Boars are very aggressive, and they are busy breeding every day. They eat too much and consume quickly. They don't gain much meat at all. Besides, the boar pork has a strange smell, it's not very tasty, and it can't be sold for a lot of money.

Yan Shu smiled, "Don't worry, I'm here today to solve this problem."

The woman is puzzled.

"You go and prepare two things first, firewood ash and a knife. The sharper the knife, the better. The other knife is roasted on the fire for 2 minutes before you bring it."

The woman didn't ask any more questions, she nodded and went to prepare.Yan Shu patted the ashes on his hands, turned his head and asked Chao Qingyue with a faint smile: "Xiao Chao, do you know how to suck pigs?"

Chao Qingyue was startled, then said in a low voice, "A little bit."

"Then I'll trouble you to demonstrate it to Gao Ying later." Yan Shu's nonsensical words made Dorsey secretly feel bad.

What is a pig?Why has he never heard of it.

However, Chao Qingyue understood Yan Shu's meaning in an instant. She was shocked by the "insidiousness" of her queen mother, her mouth was curled into a crescent shape, and she responded with a smile: "Your servant obeys."

Dorsey had a feeling of resentment that he had been sold and had to look at the money, so he asked Yan Shu with a gloomy face, "What do you want to do, Empress Dowager?"

Yan Shu still said the same words: "You will know in a while."

Dorcet is not a patient person, not to mention that Yan Shu's answer is so perfunctory, he simply doesn't take him seriously, which undoubtedly adds fuel to the fire.

"Forgive me for not being with you." Dorce turned around and left after leaving this sentence.

Behind him, Yan Shu quietly raised the corners of his lips and moved his fingertips.Then a miraculous scene happened. Dorset, who was walking in front of him, seemed to be suppressed by something, and stopped abruptly, unable to move.

Dorset was horrified, and when he heard the chuckle behind him, his hairs stood on end.

"What have you done to this king?"

Yan Shu took two steps leisurely, and for a moment, a sharp white sharp knife appeared in Dorsey's sight.

Yan Shu held the handle of the knife and waved it around twice, the light of the knife so close at hand made Dorset's gloomy face show a trace of panic.

"what are you doing!"

Yan Shu raised his eyelids inadvertently: "Try the feel, see if it is sharp enough, and whether it can seal the throat with a knife."

Dorsey gritted his teeth and stared: "How dare you?"

Yan Shu smiled but said nothing, because the next moment she chose to answer with practical actions.

Dorsey felt a chill on the right side of his face, and his whole body froze, dense goose bumps spread from his back to his scalp.

Yu Zaozao and Chao Qingyue, who were watching, widened their eyes at the same time.

Yu Zaozao: Sister, can't you?

Chao Qingyue: I'm so handsome!

Yan Shu remembered that there was a detail in the original text that Dorsey loved his face the most. He liked to search for skin care products from all over the world to maintain himself. belongings.

It can be said that his face is his lifeblood, and he relies on his face for food.

Therefore, when Yan Shu pressed the knife on his face, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, for fear that Yan Shu's trembling hand would leave the slightest scar on his delicate and noble face.

Then he probably has the urge to kill himself.

"Are you still questioning me?" Yan Shu smiled.

The most poisonous woman's heart!Dorset slandered wildly in his heart, but on the surface he was respectful and obedient: "I won't question it anymore."

"Is it still too much?"

"...not horizontal anymore."

Yan Shu: "Since your sister handed you over to Ben Gong, Ben Gong will naturally teach you well, and I will send you back as soon as the renovation is completed. If you insist on making trouble with Ben Gong, you will be the only one who suffers in the end." Own."

teach?Dorsey sneered secretly, he was able to hear the word "teaching" from the second person besides his sister, this Empress Dowager Yan relied on herself as a member of the fairy sect, and could bully people at will with a little bit of magic, she really didn't know What a shame!

Wait, after he finds out where her teacher is from, he will definitely sue her and get rid of this evil!

As for now, swallow your anger for a while.

"The king knows."

Yan Shu stared at him coolly.

Dorset: "...I see."

Yan Shu just gave up, put away the knife and walked back, calling Chao Qingyue to come over: "Xiao Chao, try this knife to see if it fits your hand."

Chao Qingyue jolted forward, she took the handle of the knife that was still warm, and waved it in the air a few times just like Yan Shu just did.

The small gust of wind blew up Dorsey's hair, he instinctively felt that his face was in danger, his jaw line was tense, and his eyes were fixed on Chao Qingyue.

Chao Qingyue rolled her eyes back at him, and swung her saber harder.The curly strands of hair stuck to Dorset's eyelids several times, forcing him to close his eyes.

"Your Majesty, this knife can be used."

"It's good if you can use it, let's go, go to the pig." Yan Shu led Qingyue to the direction of the pigsty, and finally said as if he just remembered: "Gao Ying is also here."

Dorset loosened his body, and the force that was holding him back dissipated at some point.He touched his face nervously first, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong, he reluctantly strode to follow.

Seeing him coming, Yan Shu pointed to the pigsty: "Catch the piglet and come out."

Duosai froze, and immediately asked loudly: "You let me catch pigs?" After a pause for two seconds, he changed his tone with difficulty: "I have no experience in catching pigs, can I not catch them?"

"No."

How straightforward Yan Shu's refusal was, Dorset was so blocked.

How could a prince like him go to the pigsty to catch piglets!

Yan Shu took out a chicken feather blanket from his sleeve, and smiled subtly: "Will you go?"

Dorsey gritted his teeth: "Go, go!"

He kicked open the door of the pigsty, pinching his nose and running amok.The piglets who had just finished eating and were about to go to bed screamed in terror, while the adult boar straightened up angrily. Seeing that Dorcet was catching his piglets, he was even more furious, feeling that he had been seriously provoked. It rushed past like an arrow from the string.

"Hold!"

Dorcet never expected that his majestic prince would be chased all over the pigsty by a skinny boar!Did this pig have some kind of mad cow disease?

While dodging the mad boar, he tried desperately to catch the piglets.As for why not go out and hide, why else, Yan Shu won't let it go, even if the piglets can't be caught, what's the use of you, it's better to feed the pigs.

In the small pigsty, Duo Sai was embarrassed and dodged, and a big boar bumped his butt when he didn't pay attention. He was so angry that he wanted to stew it on the spot.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a loud and frightened cry from the piglet, and Dorset's excited shout: "Caught it!"

Not long after, a tall figure emerged from the dark pigsty.

"I caught it!"

Little Piggy: "Aooooooo—"

Chao Qingyue glanced at the flopping piglet, and said silently: "This is a young sow."

Yan Shu understood, and smiled slightly: "Then let it go."

Dorsey: ? ? ?

"Just kidding, how can I just let go of what I have worked so hard to catch!"

Yan Shu raised his eyebrows: "If you don't let it go, why don't you take it back and raise it?"

Dorset 1 rejections: "Who cares for such a smell!"

Yan Shu: "Then why are you still standing there, go catch the piglets and get them out."

Dorsey became annoyed and said, "Since you want a boar, why didn't you tell me in the morning? Did you intend to tease people!" Thinking of meeting that big boar like a mad cow again, his teeth itched with anger.

Without further ado, Yan Shu copied out the feather duster again.

Dorset: "I'll go!" He fell headlong back.

There were high and low wailing sounds again in the pigsty, first time for raw and second time for familiarity, Dorset came out very quickly this time, holding a fluttering piglet in each hand.

Chao Qingyue glanced quickly, nodded to Yan Shu and said, "It's two little boars."

Yan Shu: "Let's get started, Xiao Chao, show him a demonstration first."

Chao Qingyue hugged a piglet from Dorcet's hand. She squatted on the ground, grasped the piggy's two front legs with one hand, and gently pressed the piggy's neck with one foot. At that time, he cut off the pig's eggs with a knife in his hand, and quickly sprinkled firewood ash on the wound.

Everything was over before Dorset had time to see clearly. The only thing he could see clearly was the small blood-stained pig's egg on the ground.

Three shocked faces appeared on the scene.

Dorset, woman, and Yu Zaozao: "......."

Yan Shu: "Gao Ying, don't stand still, it's up to you next."

Dorset staggered back: "You, are you crazy?" He pointed at Chao Qingyue tremblingly: "What were you doing just now, ah?"

"Pigs." Chao Qingyue said in a flat tone, "Pigs that have been squashed grow fast, and the meat is fat and fresh. If the pigs are not squashed, the pork will not taste good."

What kind of nonsense is this? It's unheard of, and it's simply unreasonable!To put it bluntly, Queen Mother Yan just took the opportunity to humiliate him!

He stared at Yan Shu fiercely, and said in a vicious voice: "Empress Dowager Yan, don't even think about humiliating this king! No matter what, it is impossible for this king to do such a thing!"

Chao Qingyue frowned, and naturally protected Yan Shu behind her back.

Yan Shuwen took Chao Qingyue's hand with a smile, and gave Dorsey half of his eyes: "Don't do it, right? If you don't do it, you will have nothing to eat. I don't support idlers."

That's it?Dorsey almost laughed out loud, would he be short of money and food?

What can this flimsy threat do to him?He had already made up his mind to quit.

Yan Shu glanced at him: "If you are sure not to do it, you can leave."

Dorsey was startled, she can read minds?Impossible, if she really knew the sky-defying magic of mind reading, wouldn't she have known his plan a long time ago, and would have tolerated him until now.

It seems to be luck.No matter what, she was the one who asked him to go, so he couldn't blame him for leaving his sister as he said.

But just to be on the safe side, he decided to check with Yan Shu again. "You said, I can go? Can I get out of here?"

Yan Shu made a gesture of invitation. "Please."

Dorsey let go of half of his hanging heart, and asked with the other half of his hanging heart: "You won't go back on your word, won't you send someone to arrest me?"

Dorset's performance once again refreshed the cognition of his mother Yu Zaozao.Is this silly, silly dog ​​really the rebellious and unruly noble son she set up?

Yan Shu: "No, get lost."

The veins on Dorsey's forehead twitched, but he knew that now was not the time for a head-on confrontation, and it was not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.So he tried his best to endure, stepped on Lingbo and disappeared in front of several people.

Chao Qingyue half-opened her mouth, martial arts skills?

But thinking about how she sat back on the colorful auspicious clouds last night, in the tragic contrast, I feel that the martial arts skills are nothing special.

"Your Majesty, are you going to let him go like this?"

"At most half a month, he came back by himself. After all, the cute little pigs are still waiting for him. Xiao Chao, get hungry, let's go back to the palace for dinner."