Damn my ex got struck by lightning

Dorsey was awakened by the smell of rice. He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a broken bowl filled with milky white and sweet rice soup near his mouth.

Immediately, his eyes glowed green, he grabbed the broken bowl and poured it vigorously.After a while, he gurgled down his stomach.

But such a small amount was obviously not enough for him to drink, so he wiped his mouth eagerly, and said impatiently: "One more bowl, fill it up!"

The peasant woman took a careful look at Yan Shu's expression, saw that she nodded slightly, and went to the kitchen to fill up rice soup.

The bowl was as full as Dorset wished, but Dorset still gobbled it up, Yan Shu was afraid that he would burst his stomach by accident, so he reached out and snatched his bowl.

"Why are you drinking in such a hurry? I'm afraid that death will be slow."

Seeing that his hands were empty, Dorset couldn't help but his face changed into a fierce look, and he stretched out his hand anxiously: "Give it back to me!"

Yan Shu's eyes were cold, "It seems that you are full."

Dorset's brain, which was tortured by hunger, slowly reacted when he heard her words.The Adam's apple rolled down, and he licked his lips and said in a low voice, "Empress Dowager, I'm not full yet, I will slow down...."

Only then did Yan Shu return the bowl to him.

After drinking two bowls of rice soup, his shriveled stomach finally heaved a bit, but this was undoubtedly a drop in the bucket for an adult man who had been hungry for many days.

Just can't get enough.

He wants to eat meat.Unable to hold back his saliva, Duo said to the peasant woman, "Why is there no meat, go and get some meat."

The peasant woman rubbed her hands with embarrassment.How can there be any meat at home, she eats bran swallowed vegetables for three meals a day...

Yan Shufei made a sharp glance: "You want to eat meat after you've worked? Meat doesn't cost money, don't talk nonsense, just go to work if you want to eat meat."

Dorsey choked, and protested weakly: "I just drank two bowls of rice soup..."

He is so weak, the Queen Mother Yan actually let him go to work this week, is there any humanity left!

It's only strange that Yan Shu doesn't know about the little mischief in his heart.Zhou Paipi, right, yes, then she will take it for granted.

"Aunt Zhou, take out all the hog tools I asked you to prepare last time."

Aunt Zhou is the peasant woman.

Dorsey turned green when he saw the hog tools lined up in front of him.

"Go ahead and catch the piglet out first."

Dorset trembled, moved slowly, and seemed unwilling to get up.

Yan Shu: "Aunt Zhou, here are a few taels of silver for you. See if there is any meat out there. If there is any, buy two catties back. If there are fresh fish and vegetables, you can also buy them back."

Dorsey stood up excitedly: "Does it mean that I will have fresh meat to eat after I finish my work?"

Yan Shu handed a small bag of money to Aunt Zhou, and answered absent-mindedly: "Yes, I like rewarding hardworking, capable and responsible people the most. You have done the work well, and I will definitely treat you well."

Now Dorsey was full of energy, and walked out with long legs, opened the pigsty and ran in to catch the piglets.

The cry of the pig resounded through the pigsty.

Not long after, Dorce ran out excitedly, carrying a piglet in each of his left and right hands.How unpretentious is that bright smile.

However, when it came time to cut the pig's eggs, he hesitated holding the knife.

The sharpened knife was raised and lowered, lowered and raised again, frightening the poor little piglet, twisting his body wildly and screaming wildly.

The eardrums of those who listened to the shrill cry trembled.

Yan Shu couldn't bear it anymore, covered his ears tightly with his hands, and said impatiently: "Can you do it, if you can't do it, just back down, don't eat."

How can this work!Dorsey quickly stated that he could do it, but cutting eggs was somewhat psychologically stressful for him as a man. Although the eggs were cut from pigs, after all... they were all males with the same organs... ...

He felt that this method of cutting pig eggs was too inhumane, how could he do this?Who invented such a bad move!

"Is this... is it really okay? It won't die, right?" He asked suspiciously and sympathetically.

Yan Shu rolled his eyes at him, "Did you see the piglet that was castrated last time died? Aunt Zhou, take out the piglet that was castrated last time and show him."

However, after half a month, the originally skinny little piglet had gained a lot of weight after being castrated, and the meat was very tender just by looking fat.

Then put the castrated and uncastrated piglets together, and then compare them.To put it vulgarly, it's like a toe □ □ turning into a swan, a qualitative leap.

Aunt Zhou, who was taciturn throughout the whole process, knew the sharp contrast long ago, and she was full of gratitude to Yan Shu and Chao Qingyue in her heart: "I really want to thank you and this girl, otherwise I don't know how long it will take for a villain to grow flesh."

Yan Shu smiled gently: "It's okay, you can go shopping for vegetables, and leave this to Bengong."

Aunt Zhou nodded, took the money and went out.

Now that the strong evidence was presented, Dorce could not find any more excuses, so he could only reluctantly roll up his sleeves, hold the gleaming knife, close his eyes and swing the knife at Piggy.

Awkwardness is awkwardness, but the hand is quite accurate.

The pink pig's eggs fell to the ground with a slap, and Dorce quickly smeared firewood ash on the piglet's wound.

Then start the second one.

Boars are mostly used for breeding, so most people don't raise more.There are only three young boars in the pigsty of Aunt Zhou's house, and they are all castrated now.

As for the adult boars, Yan Shu didn't take care of them. The risks of castrated boars were relatively high, and she didn't dare to take risks lightly when the medical facilities in ancient times were not perfect.

But is that the end?

Obviously not.

"There are quite a few pig raisers in this village, and there are pig raisers in a radius of hundreds of miles. From tomorrow onwards, I will arrange a place to be your temporary office, so that those villagers who raise pigs will come over to slaughter the pigs."

Dorsey looked down at his fair, slender, precious and tender hands, feeling indescribable for a while,

Damn, he is seriously a prince, and he is going to be reduced to the point where he is a full-time pig?What's the matter!

He felt a tightness in his chest.

"Oh, by the way, since you have to work, it is natural to make a set of rules for you. As the saying goes, there is no rule without rules." Yan Shu put his hands behind his back, and every word fell into Dorcet's ears, "You are a pig every day. The number must not be less than one hundred, unless there are not enough piglets left, I will have someone count them, so don't try to fish in troubled waters."

"Besides, spring plowing is coming soon. I bought [-] acres of land in this village. You go to the field to weed and turn over the soil every day after the pigs are harvested. Don't worry, I will distribute the workload reasonably. Dogs are late and get up earlier than chickens. Of course, how much grass is removed and how much soil is turned every day, I will report it to me on time, if I find you lazy, ha ha."

The sneer at the end of the story made Dorset, who wanted to bargain, shudder.

That's all, the most poisonous woman's heart, who knows what harm she will use to deal with him.

"Oh, by the way, and the most important point." Yan Shu stopped, looked at Dorsey with a smile, and said leisurely, "It's fine if you run away once, but if you let me know that you ran away for the second time, I won't take it lightly." Forgive me, the way to escape will not let you be as easy as before."

After a pause, his eyes widened as if he suddenly realized something.

Loudly: "What happened on my road is your fault?!"

Yan Shu raised his eyebrows, but smiled silently.

Dorset's body felt cold all of a sudden, he was frightened and angry at the same time: "How can you be so despicable and put me in such a predicament!"

"If I really want to be despicable, you can still stand here and challenge me now? I don't know which wild dog has taken it away." Yan Shu snorted, "Besides, the legs are on your body, and you wanted them You ran away, did you blame me?"

Dorset was so blocked that he was speechless, he couldn't scold him, he couldn't beat him, he couldn't run, what should he do?

What can I do, I can't do anything except get sulking with myself, and my chest hurts from being angry.

He knew that arguing with the woman in front of him would kill him sooner or later!

"Okay, it's all my fault!"

Yan Shu wanted to laugh at that broken can, and she suddenly realized that this guy seems to have a talent for comedy.

Or let him try to develop Erren Zhuan or stand-up comedy in the future.

"Well, it's good that you know." She said, "Now you should sweep the floor first."

After Aunt Zhou came back, Yan Shu ordered Dorce to wash and chop the vegetables.Then call Aunt Zhou aside and explain to her the future arrangements, and free up a room for more stuffing by the way.

After finishing the work, Yan Shu took Chao Qingyue and Yu Zaozao back to the palace.

On the way, Yu Zaozao made a complaint.It was agreed to show her a partner, why did she run away without paying attention and start working as a supervisor? ?

Yu Zaozao complained extremely: "It's too much for you to make you like this."

"I won't make it~" Yan Shu pinched his throat on purpose, and asked jokingly, "Do you feel sorry for Goose? Do you think I'm too strict?"

Yu Zaozao shook the handkerchief: "Oh, my family doesn't talk about each other. I'm more than happy to have an aunt like you discipline my children. How could I dislike it?"

Yan Shu hugged Chao Qingyue and blinked.

"Yueyue's body is weak, please be careful not to fan the cold wind."

Chao Qingyue replied shyly.

Yu Zaozao covered one side of her face, her teeth were sore.Ah, kill the dog!

Then he turned his back and ignored the "ruthless and unrighteous" two people. After a while, he couldn't help but leaned forward again and asked out of words, "How long do you plan to let Dorce reform."

Yan Shu was leaning his head on Chao Qingyue's shoulder, squinting his eyes lazily: "It's still a question, of course, let him go when he is satisfied. But it will be next winter at the earliest, spring plowing, Xia Yun, autumn harvest , are inseparable from human work.”

Mother Yu Zaozao was dumbfounded, she dared to love her a dog-blooded horse-breeding novel, which had been forcibly changed into a farming essay by her good sister.

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"Oh, I suddenly remembered—" Yan Shu raised his eyes slightly, and there was something in his smiling words: "Little rich woman, do you have some secrets that you are hiding from me?"

Yu Zaozao innocent face.jpg: "Is there a secret between us? I even told you how many times my father had cut his hemorrhoids, but I didn't tell you the password of my bank card."

Chao Qingyue: "..."

"She insisted on telling me, and I strongly rejected it." Yan Shu immediately disregarded the relationship, and said sternly: "She is fooling around."

Yu Zaozao:? ?

Well, it’s obviously a three-person trip, but I can’t have the name TAT

Yan Shu: "Little rich woman, to be honest, is there someone hiding in your room?"

Yu Zaozao's heart skipped a beat.

Hastily denied: "Who is hiding, who can I hide as a single girl, you don't want to dirty people's innocence out of thin air."

Not to mention that Yan Shu could see through her reaction at a glance, even Chao Qingyue felt something was wrong.Feeling guilty like this... nine out of ten there is really someone hiding in the room.

But Yan Shu is not someone who likes to get to the bottom of things, the little rich woman must have her own concerns if she doesn't tell her.When she wanted to talk, she would tell her without her asking.

What she was worried about was that although the little rich woman was protected by her in the palace, she was innocent and easy to deceive by nature, and she was afraid that the person who approached her would harbor ill intentions towards her.

Therefore, she had no choice but to remind: "It is essential to be on guard against others. Be smart and don't be fooled by others. Also, when you think it's time, remember to bring someone over for me to have a look."

Yu Zaozao hummed in a low voice, thinking, that must be a talent....