It's my turn to cry after the scumbag

Time passed quickly, before the second placement test, the second test item of the Super A Games was approaching, and posters of survival in the jungle were posted in the corridor with great fanfare, attracting countless students to stop and watch, and friends Excitedly discussing the competition system.

There are quite a few happy people, except Ruan Yubai.

Bi Biba put her arms around her neck and shook wildly: "Be happy, Lao Ruan, have you? Have you read the forum? Many netizens have already expressed their interest in you? Do you want to take this opportunity to contact some cosmetic sponsors?" I can make a lot of money while pulling traffic like this, and I will be an agent at that time, isn’t it great?”

Ruan Yubai, who was drinking water, choked violently. After wiping off the water stains on his lips, he dared not say anything: "Is there anyone who cares about me? God, wouldn't they be disappointed if they saw my performance?"

The kind-hearted salted fish is worried about his non-existent supporters: "Is there someone who will bet on me, I hope they won't lose too much."

Bi Biba: "In terms of betting, there are indeed many people betting money on you."

Looking at her friend's salty fish eyes shining with anticipation, Bi Biba was silent for a moment, and swallowed her original words.

——It was indeed a bet on Xianyu, but it was not a bet on her winning, but a bet on the next day she would lose.

Of course, more melon-eating netizens mainly want to lick their faces. In this harsh competition environment? Compared with the rough and strong Alpha, a rare soft girl like Ruan Yubai is of course very eye-catching.

The beauty Qing Ling who got rid of the coldness will always occupy the No.1 hot discussion list, and Ruan Yubai is almost the second most discussed player.

Although in Bi Biba's view, many viewers have the mentality of "if it is still today, it may be eliminated tomorrow", so they express that they will stick to the original release.

It's too bad, Ruan Yubai is the mascot of the cruel game, almost unanimously agreed, the only person who doesn't know about it is the mascot himself.

"Speaking of which?" Bi Biba decided to cover up the truth, not to dispel Xianyu's rare aura, "Have you decided what to bring with you?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Ruan Yubai frowned: "Not yet. I have never operated a weapon such as a laser cannon, and it is difficult to control. I originally wanted to carry a cold weapon such as a dagger or a knife, but even But these are also easy to be taken away. Later I planned to change it to a mecha or other defensive weapons, but after thinking about it, even these things are easy to be taken away. Or should I bring a bodyguard? But I don't have that much money to hire."

Bi Biba's eyes widened in shock: Ruan Yubai is really actively preparing for the competition!

"When you come back from the game triumphantly, I'll treat you to barbecue with jam." Bi Biba patted Ruan Yubai's shoulder, and decided to postpone the originally reserved seat for a few days, "You? If you want to barbecue, just wait half a week and come out."

Ruan Yubai blinked: "Isn't the competition time a week?"

Bi Biba: "That's right, half a week may be a bit too long, you? As long as you can survive two days, you are the greatest hero!"

Ruan Yubai: ...

Ruan Yubai: "I'll wait for you the day I clear the customs? Kneel down and call me Baba."

All jokes are jokes, Ruan Yubai is also very clear that with his own strength, it is estimated that it will be difficult to survive even a day, and he may raise the white flag within a few hours of going to the ground, and go back in despair.

The venue for Jungle Survival is the planet G404 specially designed for the competition. After the first round of internal selection competitions, a total of [-] contestants from the twelve schools advanced to the second round.

G404 covers a variety of dangerous natural environments, steep and steep mountains, the sea surrounded by isolated islands, tropical jungles full of poisonous insects, endless snow-capped mountains...

The entire competition venue is divided into ten areas, and the contestants will be randomly placed in different venues. They need to spend seven long days and nights here at most. They need to rush to the end of the G404 planet center against time. Victory is achieved when a limited number of flags are raised.

In the middle of the game, players can use various methods to defend their right to survive. In addition to carrying a self-provided item, they will also wear a survival bracelet on their wrists. If you can't insist on giving up, you can click it, otherwise even if the vital signs disappear, you will not be rescued.

In other words, if the wristband is detached from the human body, the players can only pray that the game will end one day sooner than the camera around them.

Ruan Yubai was taken aback when he heard the news: "This is just a peaceful and friendly exchange match. Is there any possibility of life-threatening?"

The contestant, who was also preparing for the competition, glanced at her and sighed: "You? How did you find out that this competition is harmonious and friendly?"

It is said that it is the Super A Games, this game has nothing to do with the three characters of the Games.As a game that has caused a sensation in the entire interstellar world, even if there is no fighting plot in the game, the committee will forcefully arrange dramatic conflicts, so as to get higher ratings.

"What's more, the venue for this competition is not an ordinary virtual place, but an actual planet. Although the competition party said that it will do its best to ensure the safety of the contestants, when an accident really happens, how can it be possible to catch up in time? Come to the rescue?" Dianhong sighed, "For people like us, the most important thing is to avoid all conflicts, protect the bracelet, and if you can stay for a few more days, you can get more photoshoots and you are already earning money! "

That's right, ordinary people like them who accidentally obtained the right to participate were not the focus of the competition, they were just a dispensable addition.

Regarding this, Ruan's father is much more optimistic: "Our daughter is capable, you? Didn't you see that Ziwu You Academy also has a student who signed up for handstand running, because no one else signed up and went straight to the top. Netizens He is called the leak-seeking king who is full of European spirit. There are many uncertainties in this competition. There are indeed many people with good strength, but there are also many who are in the same situation as you? Don't worry too much."

I have to say, these words relieved Ruan Yubai's nervousness very well.

Ruan's father continued to comfort her: "It's really not possible, you? Go to Xiaoqing for help when the time comes. The other fathers don't have much hope. You? Just come back with all your needs."

As soon as Ruan Yubai opened his lips, there was a loud noise from downstairs, mixed with the ear-piercing screams of children, which made people's eardrums tremble.

It's no wonder that Ruan Yubai often wondered if he was born to his parents. Seeing that the competition was about to start the next day, their mutual friend brought their children to play the day before yesterday.Now the floor of the house is no longer a floor, but a fairy tale town where cream cake is spread over.

Because of the sound, Ruan's father was distracted for a while, and turned his head to ask Ruan Yubai: "Xiaobai, what did you just say?"

Amidst the ear-piercing cries and harsh reprimands from the parents, Ruan Yubai shook his head, expressing that it was nothing.

The torrential rain that day was like a dream, because it came and went in such a hurry, whether it was the chaotic collision of pheromones in the classroom or the spreading freesias in the long rain, they were all similar to an absurd fantasy. Only the bruises on her arms reminded her that this was real.

Since then, Lin Yi has never appeared in front of her again, and Ruan Yubai is also happy to maintain such a tacit understanding with her.

And Qingling...

Ruan Yubai bit his lower lip, his teeth left tiny marks on his pink lips, and when Father Ruan's next question fell into his ears, he raised his face in a daze.

"I'm asking you, is everything ready?" Amidst the din of the party, Father Ruan jumped out word by word.

"Isn't that the protective cover? It's already packed and put in the bag." Ruan Yubai shrugged.

As a salty fish whose offensive power is not very good, what "offense is the last defense" is placed on her? It is as useless as a dog's platoon relic. If you want to survive for a longer time, do you have to rely on defense? .

Thanks to the existing high-tech, Ruan Yubai used his little pocket money to buy a cheap and beautiful protective cover. Although it can't block any magical attacks, as long as you don't offend the boss, you can still help him in a dangerous situation. She blocked an important injury.

The quarrel downstairs stopped for a while, and the two people in the bedroom let out a sigh of relief at the same time.Ruan Yubai looked at her father, and hummed: "Beauty comes from comparison, and love comes from comparison. Did I become cute all of a sudden under the comparison of the bear?"

Although he felt the same way in his heart, Father Ruan definitely wouldn't say that in front of the juniors. He shook his head: "How much do you think you've grown up? The child from Old Li's family only went to kindergarten today, and it turned out to be the same as The schoolbag you are carrying is the same style, how old are you, and you still use Garden Baby’s backpack to participate in the competition, are you ashamed?”

Ruan Yubai retorted righteously: "No, he is the only one who recites Garden Baby, and I recite Teletubbies. This is proof that we live in two eras, completely different, okay?"

Whatever it is, Father Ruan couldn't be bothered to preach amid such deafening children's cries, so he just patted his daughter on the shoulder and said, "You? Have a good rest today. I'll go down and give you your defensive ring." Go to the contestant center, tomorrow morning you don’t have to carry it on your back, just take it with you? Just go by yourself.”

Of course, a backpack with only defensive rings is not heavy, but Ruan Yubai is so lazy that he can reduce a little weight.Coupled with the fact that salted fish and bear children are not easy to deal with by nature, Ruan Yubai didn't want to go downstairs to deal with the cream corridor, so he readily agreed and said happily, "Thank you dad, you? Really my good dad, I really didn't It’s time to suspect that I’m not your own.”

Ruan's father smacked her on the head: "Okay, go to bed early, I'll let them go in a while, I hope Lao Li is still alive before he has time to open that bag of snacks."

Seeing Ruan's father praying silently, Ruan Yubai almost couldn't hold back, and smiled gloatingly: "Don't worry, Dad, I will pray for you."

Facts have proved that Ruan Yubai's prayer is effective.

In the end, the little bear did not open the big snack gift bag, and the reason why Ruan Yubai knew it so well was because she saw the garden baby's backpack in the competition center the next day.

That's right, the garden baby backpack stuffed with all kinds of snacks.

When they gathered at the competition center, Ruan Yubai didn't realize the seriousness of the matter. Because of the rush of time, he carried the bright jelly bag signed with his name on his back before he could double-check it. He happily greeted the fans gathered nearby , still? He was flattered to think that many viewers really recognized his strength.

Unfortunately, such happiness was ruthlessly broken by a word from Dianhong.

On the helicopter, Dianhong rubbed his eyes, because he couldn't believe it, he rubbed again: "Bai, this is the weapon you prepared for battle after many days of hard thinking and meditation?"

What is Heaven and Earth Cracking?What does it mean to shake the earth and shake the mountains?What does it mean to move mountains and overturn seas?

Before the helicopter landed, Ruan Yubai felt that he had developed altitude sickness.

There were a lot of contestants next to them who were very nervous. Seeing this, they couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the air was full of joy: "Student Ruan, what did you bring with you? Is this... a big gift bag of snacks?"

It's too strong, it's worthy of being the hottest TOP on the forum, this amazing operation is not something ordinary people can do.

Ruan Yubai's paws were numb.

Ruan's father was indeed not her biological father, but a pure cheat.

——Here? The pit is not a verb, but an adjective.

The helicopter's propeller cut through the air, emitting a cold and solemn smell of gunpowder smoke. Ruan Yubai's face was numb: "You? Do you look down on the big snack pack?"

The contestant, who was about to spit out because of nervousness, couldn't help laughing, and his pale complexion became rosy: "Don't dare, student Ruan's choice is really unique."

In such a happy atmosphere full of joy, the people in the helicopter were divided into groups of four and dispersed to different directions in the Ninth District.

As the sound of the humming plane engine got farther and farther away, Ruan Yubai patted the dust on his hands, looked up and looked around with his eyes.

The place where we landed was a jungle, the hot afternoon sun made the leaves curl slightly, and the ubiquitous cicadas hissed and wailed sadly, which made people feel irritable.

After looking at the rest of the people, Dianhong took out the dagger without hesitation and cut off the vines wrapped around the ankles just now. Looking at the brightly colored backpack on the back of the little friend, she still felt a little unbelievable. She pushed Ruan Yubai's shoulder, whispered: "You? What mechanism is in this bag?"

Ruan Yubai withdrew his gaze, and confessed very sincerely: "If I say that the strange-flavored beans in it taste a bit like stinky socks, is it a small trap that can kill people?"

There is a small camera hovering around each contestant, taking 360-degree shots of the actual situation in each area without dead ends, and broadcasting it on the platform in real time.

At this time, the real-time broadcast post on the forum has already exploded.

"God? His father's stinky socks have strange flavor beans, this kid really brought a big gift bag of snacks."

"Absolutely, I laughed until the rooster crowed, which shocked all the neighbors to knock on my door. When they saw the live broadcast, they used the cockscomb to resonate with me and the bright laughter of "oooh".

"What should I say? Ruan Yubai, it's you! I finally see the hope of turning around from the painful compensation of the Air Force over the years?"

"Stock trading and short selling are really a loss of virtue. You invest with the mentality that others will lose. You really have a bad conscience."

"Hehehe, you upstairs? Put on less, you? The last time you bet that you couldn't last two days for nothing, I gave you 2 likes."

"Then I'm better than you? Anyway, I'm stuck for days, and you? It's just hours."

"I'm really convinced of this Beta, and I don't expect her to come up with any defensive rings and self-defense daggers. Even a mecha is better than this snack pack."

"Hahahahaha, the garden baby is not convinced, you? Do you look down on us Yigu Bigu?"

"What's the name of the garden baby, Waibi Waibi, Waibi Bab?"

"...You fake fan, that's Plants vs. Zombies, Yigubigu is going to smash your head with a cockscomb!"

"Makabaka, Akawami, Mikamaka."

"You? People from District [-], why are you still there? Can you have time to chat? The people from District [-] have already done it directly, and sent away a man with a mecha at the beginning. The medical team has probably arrived. I hope he can save his life. "

"What?"

"What's going on?"

"Nokia's 2G network is passionately online, what did GGMM say? Why can't I understand it all of a sudden?"

"I'm going to climb to the tenth district for sightseeing, sisters and brothers, wait for me for a while."

"I'll go. The tenth district's server has been overwhelmed due to too many dynamic postings. Now I can't farm anything. Is the first day of the jungle so ruthless?"

"The class representative from the tenth district is here. Because the impact was too great, the words were a bit confused. Let's take a look at it."

"Zi Wuyou's Leak Picking King continued to be online this time, and landed in the only plain area among the ten areas. He also knew that he got online by luck, so he didn't think about resisting any heavy? Lethal weapons at all, but He manipulated a light mecha bought with a huge sum of money to facilitate his escape. As a result, before the mecha could stand upright, someone bombarded the operation room. It's a mosaic. The two Alphas of Lawes directly pulled out the man and threw him on the ground, and with a female O on his shoulders, they removed the defensive shield from the mecha, without showing any sympathy."

"My God, this is too scary, what do these Alphas think? Did they forget that there is a camera around them to shoot straight? What will they do when they come out?"

"What should I do? Hot mix! There are already fans in District [-], who say it's called violent aesthetics, and what? They say that these two Alphas truly interpret the law of the dark jungle. Fucking girls, hitting people's heads and squeezing equipment, I even suspect it is Because the atmosphere was too wrong, the administrator personally closed the building and bombed the area.”

"Those people are really perverted. They are still crazy after the ten districts are blocked. I saw them in many districts, and they are clamoring that scum doesn't deserve to live. I really vomited."

"Who called you grandpa? Grandchildren, grandpa is here. Grandpa hates that the bullshit king was not killed directly, otherwise there is still room for you to bark?"

"It's a coincidence, just as I was talking about the dog, the dog came."

"You? Who the hell are you talking about?"

"Whoever is excited is talking about that, a little bit."

"You? Dad is dead, you? Grandpa is blown up, you? Grandpa is being eunuched by me, screaming, are you happy?"

The next moment, the administrator appeared: "The comments of those who lead the war are marked in red, and their accounts have been permanently banned. Please maintain the order of the forum and discuss in a peaceful and friendly manner. Thank you."

Refresh again, and two of the red comments are particularly conspicuous.

Scarlet letter comment: "Who called you grandpa? Grandchildren, grandpa is here. I hate that the bullshit king of leak detection was not directly bombarded to death, otherwise there is still room for you to bark?"

Scarlet letter comment: "You? Dad is dead, you? Ancestor exploded, you?

There was a brief silence on the forum in District Nine.

"I'm going to start a topic, #What the hell is doing#"

"Am I mistaken, what are the brothers from the tenth district doing?"

"Summary: I kill my son, I bomb my ancestors, and I eunuch myself."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you are trying to laugh at me to death? What do you use to accompany you when you are deprived of oxygen!"

"The human-to-human transmission of brain tonic parasites has now occurred. Please observe 3 minutes of silence."

"Am I the only one who is curious about how the leak-seeking king survived? According to Scarlet Letter, there is no one in the plains now, only a camera. But the camera doesn't have an alarm function. Where did the rescue team come from?"

"Hey, I was watching at the scene. I have to say that the luck of the leaker king is not a joke. When I fell off the mecha, the watch on my hand happened to touch a screw, and I immediately pressed the help button. ... Well, rescue The team has rescued people."

"As far as Ou Qi is concerned, Leak Picking King might really be able to survive for a long time, but it's a pity to meet such a teammate, it's too miserable."

"What happened to the Omega girl who was resisted, is she also a student of Zi Wuyou? What happened to these Alphas, Laures, did they deliberately provoke a war in the school?"

"That's not true. The Omega girl turned out to be a member of their school's archery cheerleading squad. I remember her name was Tu Xinyao. She stood next to Xiaobai last time. She was so thin that my heart ached."

"Speaking of which, there are quite a few members of the Laurels archery cheerleading team. Tu Xinyao, Ruan Yubai, and that one named Dianhong, aren't they all the girls who whistled together?"

"This group of violent A's killed too bloody, I hope these cheerleaders can last a little longer, and at least they can purify the eyeballs."

"Actually, from this point of view, Ruan Yubai's choice is still right. At least the big snack package will not be coveted by others. If something happens, there will be a time to escape by pressing the bracelet."

The matter of the tenth district was heated up on the forum, but of course the players on the field didn’t know about it. At this time, Dianhong was still holding his head, feeling the pain of his teammate’s choice: “Ruan Yubai, you? Why did you choose the snack pack?” ? Putting it here is a burden, and choosing a mecha is better than a garden baby."

At this time, the other two teammates had already taken the drink that Ruan Yubai handed over, and began to sip silently.Ruan Yubai handed the remaining bottle to her with a straw, and said with a smile, "You? Would you like a bottle of fruit milk?"

The action of pointing the rainbow and hugging the head paused, knowing that it shouldn't be, or? I couldn't help taking it and taking a sip. It is really a pleasure to drink fruity milk drinks in hot weather, "This is not A bubble. Fruit milk, where did you get the foam?"

Ruan Yubai raised his eyelids and studied for a while, then he said clearly: "This is a new package specially made by the manufacturer for the Super A Games. The new and old packages are shipped randomly. You? Look at my bottle and return it? It's O foam .”

The Nine Districts Forum collectively lost their voices and fell into speechless silence.

It took a long time before a post popped up.

"Did I dial the wrong channel? Isn't this the jungle escape competition of the Super A Games? Why do I have the illusion that I am watching the Golden Eagle cartoon children's channel that my nephew is too lazy to watch?"

Therefore, under the background of screaming and screaming gunpowder in the tenth district, a small team from the ninth team formed a mushroom army exclusive to the kindergarten, and drank a fruit milk together before sharing their names.

"Garden babies are still useful, aren't they?"

"Well, it tastes good."

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God adds a spoonful of cuteness, digs a lot of European spirit, and sprinkles a little bit of happiness ability to pick up money while walking, what will become of it?

Wow, it turned out to be the beautiful little angel of the universe who came here with the overlord ticket and nutrient solution, bobobobobobo!