It's my turn to cry after the scumbag

After returning home, Ruan Yubai rarely obtained the right to log into the forum from her mother, Ms. Ruan, and changed from a robin fish to a new-age Internet trendy person again. Even the blueberry earthworm gummy can't attract her attention .

After experiencing so much torture, Ruan Yubai finally evolved from a salted fish to an internet addicted salted fish 2.0.

Don’t look? I don’t know, look? Surprised, Ruan Yubai happily walked around and shouted at her to confess her love? Upstairs, shouted at Ruan’s father downstairs: “Dad, you are too kind to me, right?” , You even bought a navy to stir up your daughter's popularity."

Since then, she has also become a celebrity with big data traffic, and maybe people will ask for autographs and photos in the future.

I don't know if you need to wear a mask when you go out in the future?Alas, this is really a happy trouble.

Ruan Yubai's happy smile was as bright as a fresh sunflower, and the shelf life of the sunflower lasted until she refreshed the homepage of the forum.

——"Qing Linghe? What happened to Ruan Yubai? Does anyone in the know analyze it? "

With a snap of his fingers, Ruan Yubai finally opened Pandora's box.

"The host first declares that I'm just a brainless sugar addict who eats CP blindly. I don't have three views and only lick beauty. When I was flipping through the game highlights these days, I fell into dizziness because of the critical attack of a close-range beauty, so I quickly cut it. Mother’s video. I have to say, the quality of the video I cut out by a big hand who has been eating [-] CP is high. After a few days of drinking, I even believed it myself. Can anyone wake me up?”

"...I want to scold so much that I don't know where to start."

"Salted fish Ji Wei is really disgusting. After bumping into dog shit and transporting it ashore, it will start to bind the heat? Tell me, how much money will your master give us to double, can you get out of sight?"

"It's quite unnecessary for the host to do this. Where did [-]O[-]B get their love? It's almost like a rival in love. Didn't there be rumors that they had a crush on Nanzhudi before? There is no need to do this. I and the jackass are in The chances of being together are higher than the chances of the two of them being together.”

"I originally wanted to say to the host: It's okay to be a CP, please circle the ground and don't dance on the public platform. But when I saw the upper floor, I silently put down the report button. Together, where is it your boar spirit to object? How dare you mention that cheater at Nanzhudi, Qing Linghe? Ruan Yubai is locked, and the key is fed into the mouth of the legal Nanzhuge and thrown into the Baltic Sea, get out!"

"Hahahaha although I laughed, but you should be careful to blow up your number, you can't say that if you mention it, you will only have to turn the number and start over."

Sure enough, after a few more hahaha posts, the previous account was quickly blocked.However, it may be that there were too many hot posts at that time. This post of CP did not attract too much enthusiasm, and it slowly sank. The administrator is busy dealing with countless high-profile black posts of Nanzhudi every day. Seeing that there was no spark in this post, I didn't do any follow-up processing.

Originally, this post would fall into silence forever along with countless invalid information posts, until a piece of social news suddenly jumped into everyone's field of vision.

"shock!An Alpha man teased his lover at night, mistook a jackass for a soft o to seduce him, and was kicked back by a violent donkey in his sleep? "

The attached picture shows a sneaky Alpha touching the backside of the village in the dark. I don’t know what he misunderstood. He stretched out his claws lewdly and touched the wild donkey’s buttocks, which angered the donkey. A fierce kick taught the Alpha to do it again in the next life. nice guy.

Because this incident was so unbelievable, it caused a lot of interstellar enthusiasm. After investigation by the police, it was found that the victim had no history of mental illness.

The victim of the wild donkey is an unemployed alpha with no wife and no children. He can only harass beautiful Omega bloggers on the Internet every day to solve his worries.The liar created for himself a peerless Omega image of Yamato Nadeko who is "white, rich, beautiful, infatuated, rich woman, who spends a lot of money but wants to be happy". He fascinated the victim of the wild donkey, and was cheated of all his original savings. He thought he was From now on, she can eat soft food and hard food, and return to the peak of a man.Little did he know that the scammer had already harvested a large wave of interstellar coins, conveniently located the victim in a rural place to meet, and then fled away, never showing up again.

However, the victim of the wild donkey is just an innocent Alpha. I can't believe that this weak and pretty Omega has never been convinced by his own personality charm. He thought that something happened to the other party, so he came to the location to wait and drink away his worries. .That night, he didn't know what kind of stimulation he received. He mistook the wild donkey for a rich woman, was attacked by the harassed livestock, and finally got his wish to board the Paradise of Paradise.

This incident is both funny and sad. Countless Alphas who have been crushed by capitalism are heartbroken and vow to seek an explanation for their companions who are still widowed until death, not to mention equal pay for equal work from now on.The righteous people followed the clues, found the social accounts of the wild donkey victims and checked them one by one.As a result, the cold post that no one had responded to before was also thrown out by a jackass shovel and reappeared in the world.

"My father, so the third floor is really together with the donkey? Then let me send a blessing first, a happy marriage for a hundred years."

"Hehe, this is what happens if you don't abide by A's morality. Go and be with A, B, and C, and continue to be good brothers in the next life."

"The one upstairs is too mean, why is it still like this when everyone is dead? Still watching? Can't you come out, the third floor is going to die on CP."

"Could it be that this is the legendary #我的爱情可是假论，但我的CPmust be true#talk? I was not interested in Qing Linghe? But when I saw this, I suddenly felt that nothing was impossible.”

"I was so shocked, sisters, have you watched? A short video after the game? I gave myself a hot song "The Truth Is True"."

"What is this good thing? The picture of holding hands, the screen is full of my saliva, and it has been set as a new screensaver. Is this your P? La Niang's CP fans are all true. I was deceived like this last time. On the bandit ship of Yuanyan."

"It's true, it's a screenshot! I was shocked too! Thanks to the host, thanks to the wretched A, and thanks to the jackass!"

The more you go down, the more something is wrong. As we all know, the average netizen has a descendant of Leeuwenhoek, and this excellent skill will only come online when digging melons.Eating all the way and digging all the way, what about "The Mysterious Figure Behind the Big Rock", "The Arrow of Revenge in the First Game", "The Pretend to Be Protected by the President in the Bathroom", "A Shocking Confession in the Classroom", "Why does a rival in love turn into a lover" has all been dug out from the bottom up.

Ruan Yubai was getting more and more wrong. When he saw the last picture "This is the beautiful love that the wild donkey has to witness. jpg", he felt that his whole body was slowly splitting apart.

This is not Alpha being attacked by a wild donkey, but her Ruan Yubai!

Gossips are trivial matters, the plot is now completely out of line, like a wild horse with anal prolapse, Ruan Yubai really doesn't want to challenge the bottom line of the author of the dog blood novel.

Ruan Yubai: "Fake, there is absolutely no way these two can be together, it's just a rumor."

"Another crazy fan, let's drag it down."

"Sister, calm down, I used to be paired with the self-cute and laniang in the enclosure, but this time it also involves social news and magic melons, so just let yourself go, really? Go listen to "The Truth Is "Fake", we are just eating eye candy that is useless."

"Wait? Wait? Why does the ID of this floor master seem familiar to me?"

"Good guy, aren't you the host of "Thousands of miles to hit the green tea man three"? How are you and the daughter of the man Xiaosan? We are waiting for you every day, why did you come to other people's buildings to eat melons? "

"Reminding the author, Da Da, wave my little leather whip, have you conquered the daughter of the boy Xiaosan?"

"Hahaha, didn't the floor lord clarify later that it was just an oolong incident?"

"That's why we came to remind you, don't you think this is better! Speaking of which, this kind of enemy-turned-lover is similar to the main building. These two couples are now my heavenly love."

Ruan Yubai: Oops, I forgot to cut the trumpet.

Seeing that the replies on his floor were growing exponentially, Ruan Yubai quickly quit the forum and volunteered to be a sunny and lively fish youth.

It's a pity that if you unplug the network cable, you can avoid the bombardment of netizens on the forum, but you can't hide from your classmates and friends in reality.

The terminal was about to be poked by people who knew and didn't know melon eaters. Ruan Yubai simply pulled the network cable and decided to go out to relax. As soon as he pulled the doorknob, he bumped into Ruan's father who was looking at her with two plates of fruit.

Ruan's father: "My daughter is indeed my daughter. There is a tacit understanding. Hurry up and help Dad carry it. I just had a thin shoulder acupuncture a few days ago, and now my arms are weak."

It was too late to be startled, Ruan Yubai's hands were already piled up with mangoes, so she could only follow her father's footsteps and take back the steps to go outside, and sat back again: "Why are you getting the thin shoulder injection again? Didn't you just get it?" ? It won't be long."

"That happened half a year ago." Father Ruan opened the hand cream and carefully smoothed it evenly on his hands, "Xiaobai, you really can't do this. Before, you even picked up the garden baby's backpack by mistake. How can Dad rest assured that Xiaoqing will be handed over to you?"

Obviously you took the wrong Teletubbies backpack!

Before this angry retort came out, Ruan Yubai was attracted by Ruan's father's even more unreliable last sentence, "Qingling? I really have nothing to do with? Qingling, isn't Ms. Ruan also with? What do you think?" Well, our marriage contract doesn't count."

However, Father Ruan was determined and didn't take it seriously at all: "Isn't this all the quarrels of our generation? It's been so many years now, and it's time for you to walk out of feudal marriage and start a new era of free love life."

Ruan Yubai: That's not what you said when you arranged the marriage for me.

However, looking at Ruan's father's kind eyes with worry, Ruan Yubai swallowed back all the words of disapproval, and said helplessly, "Okay, I understand what you mean, is there anything else?"

"Can't it be that Dad wants to go upstairs to communicate with his daughter?"

Looking at Ruan Yu's expressionless face, Ruan's father touched his nose and muttered in a low voice, "It looks more and more like Xiaoqing."

Ruan Yubai didn't hear clearly, "What?"

"It's nothing." Ruan's father forked a piece of milk strawberry into his mouth, and said with a smile, "Xiaoqing sent you a text message just now, did you read it? I've already brought the consent form, take a good rest Come on, girl."

Then he threw away the fork, closed the door thoughtfully, and gave Ruan Yubai time to calm down.

It has to be said that Father Ruan's decision was correct, because Ruan Yubai was about to go crazy when he saw the title of the consent form.

"Ruan Yubai Class A Borrowing Consent Letter" What is this?Isn't she from class F, and there is no placement test now, why should she go to class A?

Besides, even if it was the placement test, Ruan Yubai only hoped that he could go to class C and stay away from all the troubles of the world.

Ruan Yubai hurriedly reconnected to the Internet, turned to the terminal that exploded, and accurately indexed to Qingling, only to find that the other party had sent him a text message a long time ago, but because she was busy eating melons, she didn't see it.

Qing Ling: "The recent placement test will involve the operation of mechas. Now only Class A has dabbled in the relevant content. I helped you apply for the opportunity to be transferred to Class A for borrowing. Do you need it?"

Qing Ling: "I have sent the consent form to you and the elders of Ruan's family. If you want to come, you can sign it and send it to me directly."

The message records show that this message was sent nearly six hours ago.

The follow-up news is not long from now, it was 3 minutes ago.

Qing Ling: "I have received your father's consent letter, good night."

Ruan Yubai wasn't torn apart this time, but was completely crushed into powder.

So, why did Father Ruan bring up this consent form, just to inform her?

This matter seems to have something to do with her, but in fact, she doesn't even have the right to make decisions, she just has a humble right to know!

In the middle of the night, Xianyu screamed: "Father, you made me miserable!"

This astonishing operation, which she had never thought of, suddenly aroused Ruan Yubai's villain's heart that had already given up. She was determined to indulge herself in the last career of the cannon fodder female supporting role, until the class teacher and classmates of Class A couldn't bear her. Sao operation, jointly drive her back to class F.

Ruan Yubai: I can't be a good person, so can't I be a bad person?

Therefore, 10 minutes before the class bell rang the next day, the students in Class A who arrived early all saw a rare scene.

The girl sitting on the floor in the last row of the classroom had her tail tied up. The clear morning sun fell on her delicate eyebrows, which were lively and bright. The fine hairs on her white cheeks were faintly visible, and her curved lips were extremely pure and regular. The campus uniform looks full of youthfulness on her body, and the whole person looks sweet and beautiful.

The premise is that you have to ignore the various snacks around her, especially the pack of pickle-flavored potato chips in her hand, which is exuding a spicy, sweet and spicy taste, and you can imagine its deliciousness when you smell it Level, pull the hatred index to five stars.

When he saw a figure rushing towards him in a hurry, Ruan Yubai kept tearing open the potato chips, but a smug smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

Ruan Yubai: Are you angry?Because of my undisciplined actions, right?Can't wait to get rid of me soon?

Ruan Yubai: Come on, let the storm come more violently, Fat Ding Xianyu has nothing to fear!

Ruan Yubai was very relaxed until the deputy squad leader of class A braked suddenly in front of her, without any pain of "being driven away immediately", but this kind of comfort disappeared without a trace when the other party uttered the next sentence no trace.

The vice-president of class A swallowed excitedly, his face was flushed with excitement, he looked like he was about to faint: "Xiaobai, can I call you Xiaobai? Mom, I finally... no, I mean I'm your big fan, I really like you so much, if possible, can you sign me?"

Ruan Yubai's fingers holding the potato chips tightly released with a "click".

Nothing could make Ruan Yubai more dizzy than such a fiery direct liking, she was immediately blown dizzy by the rainbow fart again, and stupidly stretched out her hand: "Of course..."

Before she finished speaking, she was blocked by a firm hug. The always unsmiling female deputy squad leader hugged Ruan Yubai and sucked heavily, stunned the jaws of all the students: "Woo Wuwuwu Xiaobai, what kind of peerless cutie are you? Did you know that during the competition, my mother was so anxious that she wanted to fight? She flew into the camera to help you, punching A, B, C, and kicking Nanzhudi .Mom is willing to give you all the delicious food in the world!"

Ruan Yubai: This mother fan declaration is very sudden.

However, Ruan Yubai is a salty fish who is not very good at rejecting others' love, hesitantly thanking can only be exchanged for the female deputy squad leader's push, "Xiaobai, can I buy you some snacks?"

It's good to have snacks, "but..."

"I didn't know you came here, cutie. I didn't bring snacks today. Why am I so useless? I'm an unqualified mother fan!"

However, seeing the deputy squad leader's expression drop at a speed visible to the naked eye, Ruan Yubai's heart softened again, and he quickly comforted the strange fans whose attributes were unknown: "I have them here, what do you want?"

Before the end sounded, the deputy squad leader, who was sluggish just now, quickly regained his energy and said quickly: "Really? That's great, then I'll be disrespectful."

Ruan Yubai just blinked her eyelids a couple of times in a daze. A matcha-flavored chocolate bar had already been brought to her lips. Seeing the expectant deputy squad leader, she bit into it tangled up, and found that the cheeks of the girl in front of her were even redder. , with a look of fainting from happiness.

"Baibai, wait? I will earn money in the future and buy you snacks every day!"

After seeing off the very strange deputy monitor, Ruan Yubai comforted himself: This is just a special case, and other students in Class A will definitely be dissatisfied with his behavior, and they may be queuing up to report at the door of the principal's office now.

After finishing the psychological construction, Ruan Yubai bit the chocolate bar cleanly, and when he looked up, he saw a gray figure. The one in front was Beta, who looked like a schoolmaster with facial paralysis. At this time, the schoolmaster pointed carefully. Pointing to the tomato-flavored crispy corners, he asked her in a murmur, "Student Xiaobai, do you like this?"

Ruan Yubai: ...

Ruan Yubai: Help, this is not what I imagined. The students were not so strange last time.

Ruan Yubai: There is at least one thing wrong with me and the people in class A!

Salted fish is not an ornamental fish, why do these people like to feed her so much?

She doesn't look like those fat cooing pigeons on the Brada Square!

That's why, when the president of the student union of Lawes returned to the class after finishing other trivial matters, he saw Ruan Yubai squatting at the back with his waist pinched, looking like a fat-headed fish, with soft white cheeks still round The ground is puffed up, as if chewing jelly or blueberry pudding.

Not long after the president came in, it was time for the first class. When the head teacher of Class A strode in, he might not have imagined that his favorite student was distracted in a fair manner.

Qingling raised her eyelids slightly, her voice was low and soft, but her expression was so indifferent that she couldn't tell what she was feeling: "What is Miss Ruan doing?"

The quiet scent of freesia lingers over, this familiar smell very well dispels Ruan Yubai's feeling of bewilderment, but when she hears clearly what the heroine is asking, she feels even more aggrieved.

Ruan Yubai: Why do you ask me, you should ask your classmates!

She swallowed the last bite of the sweet snack depressedly, and was about to retort angrily when she saw Qing Ling stretching out her hand to her.

The fingers are long and slender, and they appear fairer under the clear sunlight. The traces of thin calluses are very faint, but they somehow remind people of some strange crimson seasons on the island.

What is this doing, the hostess will also feed her, right?

She couldn't swallow it anymore!

In front of the huge feeling of fullness, Ruan Yubai showed a rare flexibility and bounce, jumping up suddenly, just attracted the attention of everyone in the class.

This everyone, of course, also includes the teacher of Class A standing behind the podium.

The class guide put down the book in his hand, and looked over in surprise, wait? Ruan Yubai apologized embarrassedly and said, "You are Ruan from class F, right? I just wanted to tell you where you went, just right, next to Qing There is a vacant seat, just sit there, and come to me if you have any questions. You help each other and make progress together!"

Ruan Yubai: No, wait? Wait?, I want to struggle again!

After brushing off her hands that were stained with snack crumbs, Qingling removed the debris from the desk next to her, pulled the chair away neatly, and said softly in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I understand."

——Miss Ruan, what are you doing?

Untimely, Ruan Yubai suddenly remembered Qingling's questioning just now, and suddenly became tongue-tied, speechless.

Ruan Yubai: No, you don't understand, although I want to be a villain, I don't want to be a perverted idiot villain!

And Qingling looked? Her eyes narrowed slightly in the past, her red lips hooked slightly, and she patted the chair next to her, "Sit down."

Her eyebrows are clear, and her beautiful eyes are dimly lit, but Ruan Yubai's ears are full of vicious jokes: "Student Ruan, let's help each other and make progress together."

The author has something to say: The best assist in this issue: Wild donkey victim

小天使“cai2234”,灌溉营养液+12021-04-2601:25:24

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