It's my turn to cry after the scumbag

The classroom of Class A fell into silence, and the head teacher, who was pretending to be a tool man, flipped through the slides on the podium awkwardly, and said hesitantly, "Otherwise, Yan Lan, you will take the exam again?"

Only fools retake the exam. Yan Lan just looks like a fool, but it doesn't mean that her brain is really bad.

Yan Lan also understands that the reason why there is room for manipulation in the previous exams is because the whole school uniformly answered the test papers. This time, it is obvious that the school will make a set for itself. When the time comes, it will be possible to make a test for blind people. This year's biggest "laugh" scandal, it is estimated that even Nanzhuge, who has just changed to an Omega gender, can only settle for the second best, occupying the second place on the hot list.

Therefore, she took off the sunglasses hanging on her forehead, and her gentle artist temperament disappeared without a trace. Finally, she showed a sharp sense of sarcasm: "I am taking a surprise placement test. I don’t remember all the knowledge, so it’s still the same when I take the test again.”

What is this saying? Inhuman words?

The most peaceful deputy monitor couldn't help it, and sarcastically said: "You have Alzheimer's disease at this age, every day? Is there an eraser in your head?"

Did the people in the class hold back their laughter? When they came out, the dignified atmosphere was suddenly broken.

In such an embarrassing scene, Yan Lan's complexion was slightly unwell. After watching for a while, he could still make a decent smile of a female star: "If you have to be like this? I understand, it's not impossible."

too strong!

Ruan Yubai couldn't help but put down the bag of melon seeds in the table hole, and almost wanted to applaud Yan Lan. With this crablike demeanor of walking sideways, there is no comparison between the male protagonist and the brothers.

Obviously, Yan Lan also knew who was targeting her at the moment. She turned her head towards the chairman sitting behind, and leaned down provocatively: "I just don't take the test, what's the chairman's opinion?"

Qing Ling remained calm, and nodded politely: "Of course. So? Speaking of which, classmate Yan only recognizes the results of the placement test."

"Correct."

Oh, the tip of the needle is facing the wheat awn, falling in love and killing each other, it's not that enemies don't get together!

Ruan Yubai? Watching the big show with relish, and with great interest, he took out another pack of Langweixian from his bag, and secretly tore a crack in the table hole, as long as he took out a piece carefully, no one would Discover.

She kept a dignified look on her face, but her hands were busy all the time. Now she only needs to turn her head slightly and cover most of her face with her hair to hold the snacks...

Wait, what happened to your hand? It was stuck in the table hole?

Ruan Yubai's clever fish froze immediately, and looked at the person holding her down along the hand that was stuck on the snack bag in disbelief, the culprit was still smiling calmly: "Student Yan, are you sure? "

shock!Some presidents of the student council seem to behave elegantly, but they actually do such a shameful act behind their backs!

Yan Lan, who was standing next to the podium, naturally couldn't see clearly what was going on under the table. He didn't know that the salted fish who wanted to turn over was firmly restrained.Looking at it from Yan Lan's point of view, she could only see Qingling's left arm trembling slightly, and she was sure that the other party was angry.

The more the president can't hold back, the more it proves that she can't help herself.

Thinking of this, Yan Lan's hesitant heart was completely determined, and he snorted confidently: "Well, I'm sure, I only recognize the results of the placement test itself, and I don't want to participate in the follow-up mess. Anyway, these are all? I took the test myself, what's the difference? "

"Of course there is no difference." Qing Ling smiled, raised her eyelids and looked at the class teacher in front of the podium, and asked politely, "May I borrow the projector?"

The head teacher was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded to say that he could use it casually.

Just when Yan Lan was feeling bad, Qingling stood up casually.Before she came over, she first leaned over and whispered something in the ear of the startled girl, then touched her wrist slightly, tapped a few times on the optical computer, and connected it to the whole class. The projector in front of you.

Yan Lan's heart sank when he saw the first photo shown, and in the following video, that? Has moved to another planet last month? Classmate Luo Leis cried bitterly and said frankly : "Yes, I'm sorry, I shouldn't act like a substitute for the exam just for the benefit of the moment. I did the exam for Yanlan. I'm sorry that I used to be a student of Laurels. , and did not fulfill the promise of the pre-examination agreement.”

The students in the class were in an uproar for a while, not because of anything else, but because the classmate on the projector who was so crying that he had no image was exactly the top student in the same class as them. When the test results came out, many people were surprised. I thought this person had encountered Waterloo, which was rare in a hundred years, and decided to emigrate to the planet because of a serious disorder in his performance.

Where did you think there was such an inside story?

Yan Lan subconsciously thought: "How can a classmate who has immigrated to an alien planet talk? Can you believe it? Who knows if it's because of some black-hearted money? Talking like this?"

The meaning of these words is to imply that Qingling bribed someone behind her back. Many student union members in the class frowned in dissatisfaction, but the person who was accused seemed to have not heard what she meant. A photo has surfaced.

There are three test papers that appear side by side, one is the placement test paper for the initial admission, the other is the subsequent placement test paper, and the last one is the recent preliminary test.

The grades were all coded, but this seemingly unremarkable roll of paper instantly caused everyone to exclaim.

Not because of anything else, but because the handwriting of these three test papers is completely different? It is impossible to be written by the same person.

It seemed that Yan Lan's face suddenly became uneasy. Qing Ling was fine? He asked softly, "Do you need me to find a special handwriting appraiser to appraise it?"

I can almost think of the appearance of the media frenziedly breaking the news waiting at the school gate. Yan Lan's mind was in chaos, and he said indiscriminately: "This is also a problem for the proctor of the Lawles school. How can it be counted as a person?" For the sake of it? I don’t admit it, I didn’t find a substitute for the exam!”

Both Yan Lan and Nan Zhudi, who helped her take the exam, designed the plan B that was discovered. They carefully studied the school regulations and the existing laws of Lawes.If there are mistakes or omissions in this kind of exam, it is not only a personal problem of the examinee, but also a problem of the school with the role of supervision. Therefore, even if there is any problem found out, the latter can only pinch his nose and admit it. .

Yan Lan knew that this was sophistry, and she was dancing wildly on the very edge of ambiguity, but as long as she bit this point to death, others would not be able to say that she was academically misconducted!

"I doubt that classmate Yan will take the exam..."

Just when Yan Lan was beaming with joy, Qing Ling added the last sentence casually: "I have never raised such a question."

When he saw the president's black and quiet eyes, Yan Lan's beating heart suddenly slowed down, as if immersed in ice water? He was so cold that he completely lost all consciousness.

In a blink of an eye, Yan Lan realized that she had been tricked!

Qingling definitely knows that she has no way to prove that she deliberately hired someone to take the exam. People who have immigrated to other planets cannot be counted as witnesses. As for questioning the school's proctoring system, it means that the president and Lawress are on the fence. Impossible to let her do this? Do it.

Therefore, Qingling didn't want to prove that she was taking the exam on behalf of Yan Lan, but only needed to prove that all her placement test scores were actually in class F, which would be enough to destroy all the reputation she had accumulated over such a long time.

From the preliminary test that was caught off guard at the beginning, to the flimsy doubts without evidence, until Yan Lan nodded and expressed unconditional approval of the results of the placement test, blocking all possible excuses for refutation? Only then did the follow-up evidence show.

That's right, there is indeed no clear evidence that she took the exam, but as long as she knows that her grades are not true twice in a row, what will the media do? Think?What will netizens do? See?What should I do with her hard-working and talented persona for so many years?Not to mention that she has only recently struggled to bind with Nozomi Usagi's character, and has re-encircled a bunch of elementary school students who are ignorant of the world.

It's all over. It's all over.

At that moment, Yan Lan only felt her teeth were cold, she didn't know what happened before her? Why? She dared to treat Qing Ling as a stupid young lady in name only, and she herself was the huge fool who was being played around!

Sure enough, the class guide frowned without even needing the president to speak again: "If Yan Lan only recognizes the results of the previous placement test, then? You may not have the qualifications to continue studying in Class A." .”

Qingling thoughtfully said, "Of course, if classmate Yan suddenly regains his memory and wants to take the exam again, I don't think the school will object."

What is this? A demon in a beauty's skin?

Looking at the young lady with an elegant smile, Yan Lan staggered, and almost fell to the ground in embarrassment, his teeth chattered, and there was only boundless despair spreading in his heart.

Naturally, Yan Lan will still struggle for the last time. Ten days later, the results of her last evaluation are freshly released, and the title of "Former Artist Yan Lan Wins No.1 in Class F" is freshly released. With that? Taste.

The counterattack was even more terrifying than expected, especially because Yan Lan relied entirely on the circle set up by people. All the fans who worshiped her academic qualifications in the past because of their brainlessness? Marketing, and the dissatisfied Two-dimensional kitchen is like a tiger out of the cage.

The phone in the studio was ringing off the hook, and all the previously signed endorsements were withdrawn. There were not many people scolding Yan Lan's official blog, but the commercial value had shrunk severely. All the money? It can only be used to pay liquidated damages.

The enthusiasm of the boycott caused all the original black fans to disappear, and they only silently lamented how sacred Yan Lan was, which could cause such a violent counterattack from the always quiet group.

Those who want to manipulate Two-dimensional are destined to be flattened into a plane by Two-dimensional.

As a result, many people were curious, and clicked into the ghost post that had been floating on the homepage of the forum, wanting to find out what is the origin of that full-level account with no dynamics.

Is this No. [-] a long-established opponent, or Yan Lan's own family, who has been stealing chickens and sacrificing a handful of rice? This is an unsolved mystery that no one can answer.The most interesting thing is that those two replies seem to be appropriate, but in fact they are half a sentence? There is no mention of Yan Lan. If it is an intercepted discussion from other places? Both? There is no problem at all.

But even the most powerful hackers have returned without success. This account that disappeared after only posting two replies has attracted heated discussions across the entire universe, but no one has discovered the true face of Subcutaneous, as if no one can understand Why this? The post can float endlessly on the front page even though no one is replying to it.

At this time, Yan Lan hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter, and she thought that as long as she graduated, no one would remember it. An ambitious girl is not afraid of a short period of trough, and she can still test the waters at that time out again.After all, the internet is known to have no memory.

——But there are Two-dimensional kitchens.

Naturally, these are all things to say later. For the current Class A members, apart from the Yan Lan artist who shoots himself in the foot, what makes everyone even more curious is the president's ear-splitting speech before taking the stage. sentence.

Countless people's eyes quietly turned back and forth between Qing Ling and Ruan Yubai? They naturally dare not ask the president, but ask Ruan Yubai?...

If Ruan Yubai could choose, she was willing to exchange for the chance of not hearing that sentence at the price of amnesia.

Almost as soon as school was over, Ruan Yubai rushed into the convenience store at the speed of light, turned into a whirlwind and swept away all the snacks on the storefront, and rushed home with a big bag in her left hand and a big bag in her right. If she participated in the running competition at this speed , Who is the top three? Question mark.

However, even if Ruan Yubai broke through his own speed, it was still too slow.

As soon as she entered the house, Ruan Yubai smelled the long-lost faint fragrance of freesia. When she saw the eldest lady standing quietly in front of the snack cabinet, her last hope was shattered.

With a "snap", it was not the snack bag that fell on the ground, but her poor heart that was broken in half.

Before Qingling turned her head around, Ruan Yubai was already alone? The fierce pig came out of the mountain and threw him on the chair, hugging the eldest lady stickily and begging for mercy: "I didn't eat so many snacks on purpose, I know you are worried about me, so you limit the number of snacks I eat every day. Is it because I am too greedy, not to mention you are not here, I really have too little willpower to do this? I know I am wrong. "

At the same time, Ruan Yubai crazily cursed at her smooth and supple pig brain in her heart: Mingming? Seeing that Qingling is back, why is he still like this? He procrastinates and doesn’t remember to replenish the goods, but he only knows to replenish them when he is blocked under his nose. Do you still want to be the villain?It's better to wash and sleep to prepare for the next life? Good? Reincarnation.

Qingling just raised her hand slightly, and Ruan Yubai hooked her pitifully and twisted on her body: "Also, I didn't know that the first exam was also taken by Yan Lan until I saw the test paper today." Changed it, if it weren't for you, I would just be silly and happy. You are so good to me, and I am so angry that I am not worth it. I will be strict with myself in the future and give up snacks Good? Good? Eat. You can punish me, just don't get angry."

Is it really good? Let the salted fish alone say it.

Qingling was laughed at by her? However, the skill of the brown sugar rose rapidly, even the young lady took a lot of effort to calm down completely from this clingy offensive, and kept the salted fish that kept pounced on her away, Only precariously stuck on the edge of the knee.She laughed softly, and the faint voice was a cool evening breeze, "Is that so? Punishment is also okay?"

Some memories that were almost forgotten suddenly came back, Ruan Yubai's black eyelashes trembled crazily, and the chattering words just now became temporarily mute.

Just when Qing Ling was about to put her down, she heard her reply in a low voice: "Don't be in the living room."

"Go to my room, don't be here." Ruan Yubai grabbed the hem of the other party's uniform aggrievedly, before You Ruo's freesia smell invaded the texture, and asked in an indistinguishable voice, "Can you be softer?" ? I'm really afraid of the pain."

Qingling curled her lower lip silently, and rubbed her hair comfortingly, "I will try my best."

After everything was over, Ruan Yubai lay softly on the soft mattress in her room, spread herself out and let the eldest lady apply the medicine gently, and in such a gentle atmosphere, she finally asked the question she wanted to ask: " Ms. Qing, what did you do? Let that student who immigrated to tell the truth?"

The actions of her subordinates? After a pause, Qingling said in a calm voice, "Don't you already know?"

Ruan Yubai's body trembled slightly. He didn't know whether it was because the cold medicine spread to the affected area or because of the insightful thoughts, so he stammered: "You mean..."

"Yan Lan is right."

Qing Ling closed the medicine box, and said calmly: "Of course I stuffed the black hearted money."

Ruan Yubai choked up completely.

To be honest, Ruan Yubai has complicated feelings towards Qingling.

Those hands are white? Fair and long, with clear phalanges without the slightest fat, like delicate suet jade carefully outlined, and the occasional blue veins on the back of the hands are? Like works of art? Beautiful.

It is obviously the same ingredients and seasonings, but the ones made by Qingling are particularly addictive. They are so fresh that people can swallow their tongues. Even the hot milk is so sweet that it is just right. Ruan Yubai Every day? Clutching her round belly and lamenting that life cannot be more comfortable.

But the same pair of hands turned into another demon form in the room, no matter? Ruan Yubai? What? Whimpering and begging? They couldn't be treated more gently, and they would become even worse when they were harsh.

It's too much, it's too much.

At the end of another punishment, Ruan Yubai curled up and wept softly, "Ms. Qing, why? Sometimes I think you are deliberately bullying me?"

Although there are "reasonable reasons" every time, Ruan Yubai still has this feeling, and it will even become more intense as time goes by.

—Tsk, did you discover it recently?

Taking her into her arms, Qing Ling gently wiped away the poor little girl's tears, and asked softly, "Will you hate me?"

Ruan Yubai plunged into the very faint fragrance tremblingly, almost forgot to pull down the hem of her skirt, just rubbed against her slender white neck, and said vaguely: "It's okay?"

It's annoying when admonishing, but she really likes the hug later.

If both are placed on the same balance...

Ruan Yubai sniffed with tears in her eyes, and buried herself deeper.

If the two are placed on the same scale, then the feeling of "like" is far more than the feeling of "hate".

The author has something to say: I am so fat today, pinch my waist!

小天使“偃”,灌溉营养液+292021-05-0520:13:53

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God adds a spoonful of cuteness, digs a lot of European spirit, and sprinkles a little bit of happiness ability to pick up money while walking, what will become of it?

Woow, it turned out to be the beautiful little angel of the universe who came here with the nutrient solution, bobobobobobo!