He is super fierce!
Chapter 14
Before Zhang San could turn the corner, his phone rang. The number displayed on it was a number he had never seen before, so he pressed to answer in doubt.
"Hello."
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds. Zhang San heard a long gasp, followed by an angry roar, "You're so tall! I'll give you 3 minutes to get my brother out!"
Zhang San hurriedly took the phone away, and asked tremblingly, "Boss, boss?!"
Ye Mu didn't listen to Zhang San's words at all, and continued on his own, "Don't take him to a place full of ghosts, and let those ugly-looking ghosts hide all of them! Um... there are ghosts who show their faces Just put some rouge on your face, don't go there with a white face, he likes to have a red face, you can do whatever Xiao Zeze asks you to do, and you can't resist."
What... can't resist?Still want to powder?Does blushing mean being shy?In an instant, a big drama about forcing a good woman into prostitution came out of my mind. So, is the little master good at this? !
Zhang San shivered, stood at attention and nodded, realized that he was on the phone and couldn't see his movements, so he hurriedly replied, "Hey! Yes! But boss...why do you want to put on rouge..."
Before he finished speaking, there was no sound on the phone.
A few days later, Ye Mu hated herself for hanging up the phone so early!
Looking at the dimmed screen, Zhang San felt a little dazed, so he had to take a good look at it.
Hmm... It seems that the little master is regarded as a criminal. The little master explained it and was laughed at by himself, and then took a photo and posted it on Weibo...
Zhang San slapped himself hard twice, "Ahh! Idiot!"
Putting the phone in his pocket, he ran out and happened to bump into the captain of the inspection team. Zhang San bit his lower lip tightly, not letting tears flow, "He is really a little master!"
"What?" The captain was dumbfounded when he heard that, what was he talking about.
Zhang San blew his nose, "The gangster arrested this afternoon... is a real little master. The boss called me just now. Don't you investigate when you arrest someone?! What's the use of supporting you?"
Captain: "It's not your name..."
Zhang San shook the pot and took off, "I told you to eat shit, do you want to eat it?"
team leader:"……"
Zhang San walked ahead with his hands behind his back, "Come on, go and pick out the good-looking ones among the brothers, and follow me to the rouge shop. The rest are all on holiday today, don't go out and walk around to affect the appearance of the city."
Captain: "What is this for?"
Zhang San waved his fingers, with a delicate expression, "Boss ordered, it seems...Little master, please take this."
"Okay?" The captain was a little puzzled at first when he heard his words, and then his mind turned inexplicably, only to feel that the world view has collapsed, "You...you mean that the little master came to the ghost market...for, for... ..."
The captain didn't have the nerve to go on, the news was a bit too explosive.
The so-called three people become tigers, spreading rumors, and after a while, the patrol team began to spread such a news, "The little master chooses a concubine, and all the good-looking ghosts in the patrol team must participate in the election."
In the rouge shop, the proprietress was surprised to see a group of strong old men who were going to die righteously, and ran here to ask her to help with makeup.
The hand of the proprietress holding the eyeliner was trembling, "Third Master...do you want thicker eyeliner or thinner one, and this blush has an orange tone and is reddish. What do you think of this aunt red lipstick?"
Zhang San vicissitudes of life lit a cigarette, exhaled a mouthful of smoke, and the smoke was lingering under his eyes, who saw everything in the world. He threw the smoke on the ground, crushed it and stamped it out, feeling a bit desperate, "Ge Laozi, You just look at the painting! There are so many squeaks, how do I know what it is, it’s good, it’s good.”
The proprietress: "..." Even if it has to be stuffed back into the mother's womb.
The captain sat on the other side, still hadn't jumped out of the blow, with tears in his eyes, pursed his lips and sent a text message to his old friend, "Meng Niang, I'm sorry, I may look too good-looking in my life. As the saying goes, there are many beautiful women in ancient times. Poor fate, we have no destiny in this life, and hope to be able to hold your son's hand in the next life and grow old together with him."
After posting, I admired myself and wiped the corners of my eyes with my sleeve. It was so touching!For some reason, there was still a hint of excitement in my heart.
An hour passed, and each muscular man in the inspection team painted eye shadow and lip gloss, swaggered across the city with a sword hanging from his waist, and walked towards the prison, forming a strange landscape.
The residents of the ghost city were all stunned. The captain covered his face and lowered his head in embarrassment. Zhang San glanced at him and shouted, "Everyone remember that the little master likes to be shy, so don't make any mistakes later! For the sake of the underworld Harmony, we must work hard!"
All the ghosts: "Yes!"
When he arrived at the place, Zhang San took a long breath at the door, twitched the corner of his mouth at the phone, found an arc that he thought was the best to stop, and knocked on the iron door.
Ye Yuze was holding white flour steamed buns in his hand, with a bitter expression on his face, he didn't expect to be able to get rid of the steamed buns' control here.
Hearing the sound of the door, he subconsciously glanced at Li Xin, and asked in confusion, "Do you still need to knock on the door to interrogate the prisoner?"
Li Xin, "Come in."
Ye Yuze took the opportunity to put down the steamed bun, and ran to Li Xin's side on tiptoe.
A line of so-called good-looking ghost guards from the inspection team walked in with a goose step, knelt down on one knee with heavy makeup on their faces, and shouted deafeningly, "Master, please forgive me!"
Ye Yuze: "..." I've never seen such... an indescribable ghost.
Li Xin took one look and didn't want to take a second look. He turned indifferently, maybe he should let the heaven and the underworld have less communication, the cultural difference is too big.
Zhang San didn't hear Ye Yuze's answer, so he looked up at him, and saw him staring at them in a daze, and sighed, it seemed that he couldn't escape this catastrophe, but... the little master is really handsome, If that's the case, I won't suffer.
Zhang San was preconceived and completely ignored the panic on Ye Yuze's face.
Zhang San, "Young master's subordinates don't know Mount Tai with their eyes, please don't blame the little master."
Ye Yuze's voice was thick and strong, matched with that pink eye shadow, it was really...
He secretly warned himself in his heart that everyone has different preferences, and he should not look at others with strange eyes.So he forced a smile and said, "Where... where, it's all right, it's normal, don't blame me."
look!The little master couldn't tell what he was happy about.
Zhang San, a two-meter tall man, kept Ye Mu's words in mind, and wanted to imitate the little woman who wanted to grab the corner of his clothes, so as to appear shy.
"Puff..." The corner of the clothes was ripped off, Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze in embarrassment, and smiled, "The quality of the clothes is too bad."
As he spoke, he changed another corner of his clothes and twisted.
Ye Yuze: "..." Is this threatening him? !
Zhang San twitched for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Young master, you are welcome, just say if you like it, we...we are all willing."
Ye Yuze: "!!!" So what are you looking for? !What do you want?
After Zhang San finished speaking, he made a gesture of 1, 2, 3, and all the ghost messengers gave Ye Yuze a wink.
Ye Yuze shuddered, and said in horror, "...Is this the case in all hells with cheap goods?"
Bargain: "...no, don't ask me, I don't know them, hahahahahahahaha."
Seeing the bewildered Ye Yuze and the pretendingly shy Guicha, Li Xin couldn't understand it. After all, he was the one who had experienced this kind of situation back then, but it wasn't like this... It's hard to explain.
Li Xin tugged at Ye Yuze, helped him out, leaned down and put his arms around him, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Zhang San and the others, "Got it? You're done."
Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze resentfully when he heard the words, "Who is he?" He looks so good-looking.
"Ah! He is the land of Yucheng, my boss."
Zhang San looked up at the sky, forget it!The little master's boss can't be offended.
When the inspectors heard Li Xin's words, all of them were a few centimeters taller in an instant. Kun bent his waist, doing stretching exercises, and his whole body was sore from walking on his shoulders for so long.
The captain also quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Mengniang, "Mengniang, I was just texting for fun."
Ye Yuze was the only one in the audience who was in a daze the whole time, and asked Li Xin, "What do you understand?"
Li Xin didn't answer, but said to Zhang San, "Take your little master to visit the ghost market, he has never been here before."
Ye Yuze: "No, no need, I... I don't want to go."
"Please, little master."
Ye Yuze: "..." Why did you listen to him!Who is the little master? !
There is no light in the ghost market all year round, and a big red lantern is hung every two steps on the long street, but it does not feel festive, but adds mystery and weirdness.
This time, perhaps because it is not yet the opening time, there are not many ghosts setting up stalls and shopping, and only a few small shops are open.
Zhang San introduced one store to another, "Little master, this is a grain store run by a starving ghost, and the business is not bad. But I don't know why the cost of closing the bill at the end of the month is always more than the money earned."
Ye Yuze glanced at the owner of the store, who was skinny, but poured a bucket of rice into his mouth every few minutes, and swallowed it without chewing, and his stomach didn't get bigger.The corner of his mouth twitched, is this shop really enough for him?It's not surprising.
"Ah! That's the dry goods store opened by the water ghost. The dry goods are not in stock for a long time. Although the weather is good now, they are always damp. Maybe they haven't been processed well."
Ye Yuze looked in the direction of his fingers, and the owner of the shop took a step and a puddle of water dripped down his trousers.
The water ghost saw the patrol team and greeted them, "Where is the third master on patrol?"
Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze, the expression on his face gradually exaggerated, and he said, "Isn't this little master coming to visit the ghost market!"
"Hey! The little master is here! The kid has seen the master."
Ye Yuze's face turned blue when he saw the water plants all over his head, and the water ghost flinched and hid behind Li Xin again.Some parts of the water ghost's body had soaked hair seeds, and the skin was torn and the white flesh was turned outward, which was extremely hideous.
Zhang San remembered Ye Mu's words only now, and it happened that the water ghost looked ugly, stomped his feet, and shouted with his hips on his hips, "Go back! Don't scare the master."
That posture resembles a shy and angry girl.
The surrounding area was silent, the captain looked at Zhang San with a complicated expression, Zhang □□ responded, coughed a few times, and felt ashamed to look at others, "Sequel, sequelae."
After walking less than half a street, Ye Yuze saw all the ghosts he had never seen in his life, such as beheaded ghosts, hanged ghosts, car accident ghosts...
Ye Yuze hugged one of Li Xin's arms tightly, and almost grabbed him, his face was not much better than that of a water ghost.
Li Xin originally wanted to train Ye Yuze, so pestering him like this is not acceptable.So he patted Ye Yuze's hand off, walked to the next shop by himself, and left Ye Yuze alone in the pile of ghosts.
At the corner of the street, a female ghost was disheveled and dirty, holding a joss stick in her hand and nibbling quickly. She accidentally looked up and saw Ye Yuze trembling on the road, she was stunned, got up quickly and ran towards him.
"Abaa..." the female ghost shouted at Ye Yuze holding up a half-eaten incense candle.
Ye Yuze suddenly saw a ghost rushing towards him, and his feet went limp in an instant.
Li Xin caught a glimpse of this situation from the corner of her eye and flew over quickly, but in the end she was far behind the female ghost.
"Hello."
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds. Zhang San heard a long gasp, followed by an angry roar, "You're so tall! I'll give you 3 minutes to get my brother out!"
Zhang San hurriedly took the phone away, and asked tremblingly, "Boss, boss?!"
Ye Mu didn't listen to Zhang San's words at all, and continued on his own, "Don't take him to a place full of ghosts, and let those ugly-looking ghosts hide all of them! Um... there are ghosts who show their faces Just put some rouge on your face, don't go there with a white face, he likes to have a red face, you can do whatever Xiao Zeze asks you to do, and you can't resist."
What... can't resist?Still want to powder?Does blushing mean being shy?In an instant, a big drama about forcing a good woman into prostitution came out of my mind. So, is the little master good at this? !
Zhang San shivered, stood at attention and nodded, realized that he was on the phone and couldn't see his movements, so he hurriedly replied, "Hey! Yes! But boss...why do you want to put on rouge..."
Before he finished speaking, there was no sound on the phone.
A few days later, Ye Mu hated herself for hanging up the phone so early!
Looking at the dimmed screen, Zhang San felt a little dazed, so he had to take a good look at it.
Hmm... It seems that the little master is regarded as a criminal. The little master explained it and was laughed at by himself, and then took a photo and posted it on Weibo...
Zhang San slapped himself hard twice, "Ahh! Idiot!"
Putting the phone in his pocket, he ran out and happened to bump into the captain of the inspection team. Zhang San bit his lower lip tightly, not letting tears flow, "He is really a little master!"
"What?" The captain was dumbfounded when he heard that, what was he talking about.
Zhang San blew his nose, "The gangster arrested this afternoon... is a real little master. The boss called me just now. Don't you investigate when you arrest someone?! What's the use of supporting you?"
Captain: "It's not your name..."
Zhang San shook the pot and took off, "I told you to eat shit, do you want to eat it?"
team leader:"……"
Zhang San walked ahead with his hands behind his back, "Come on, go and pick out the good-looking ones among the brothers, and follow me to the rouge shop. The rest are all on holiday today, don't go out and walk around to affect the appearance of the city."
Captain: "What is this for?"
Zhang San waved his fingers, with a delicate expression, "Boss ordered, it seems...Little master, please take this."
"Okay?" The captain was a little puzzled at first when he heard his words, and then his mind turned inexplicably, only to feel that the world view has collapsed, "You...you mean that the little master came to the ghost market...for, for... ..."
The captain didn't have the nerve to go on, the news was a bit too explosive.
The so-called three people become tigers, spreading rumors, and after a while, the patrol team began to spread such a news, "The little master chooses a concubine, and all the good-looking ghosts in the patrol team must participate in the election."
In the rouge shop, the proprietress was surprised to see a group of strong old men who were going to die righteously, and ran here to ask her to help with makeup.
The hand of the proprietress holding the eyeliner was trembling, "Third Master...do you want thicker eyeliner or thinner one, and this blush has an orange tone and is reddish. What do you think of this aunt red lipstick?"
Zhang San vicissitudes of life lit a cigarette, exhaled a mouthful of smoke, and the smoke was lingering under his eyes, who saw everything in the world. He threw the smoke on the ground, crushed it and stamped it out, feeling a bit desperate, "Ge Laozi, You just look at the painting! There are so many squeaks, how do I know what it is, it’s good, it’s good.”
The proprietress: "..." Even if it has to be stuffed back into the mother's womb.
The captain sat on the other side, still hadn't jumped out of the blow, with tears in his eyes, pursed his lips and sent a text message to his old friend, "Meng Niang, I'm sorry, I may look too good-looking in my life. As the saying goes, there are many beautiful women in ancient times. Poor fate, we have no destiny in this life, and hope to be able to hold your son's hand in the next life and grow old together with him."
After posting, I admired myself and wiped the corners of my eyes with my sleeve. It was so touching!For some reason, there was still a hint of excitement in my heart.
An hour passed, and each muscular man in the inspection team painted eye shadow and lip gloss, swaggered across the city with a sword hanging from his waist, and walked towards the prison, forming a strange landscape.
The residents of the ghost city were all stunned. The captain covered his face and lowered his head in embarrassment. Zhang San glanced at him and shouted, "Everyone remember that the little master likes to be shy, so don't make any mistakes later! For the sake of the underworld Harmony, we must work hard!"
All the ghosts: "Yes!"
When he arrived at the place, Zhang San took a long breath at the door, twitched the corner of his mouth at the phone, found an arc that he thought was the best to stop, and knocked on the iron door.
Ye Yuze was holding white flour steamed buns in his hand, with a bitter expression on his face, he didn't expect to be able to get rid of the steamed buns' control here.
Hearing the sound of the door, he subconsciously glanced at Li Xin, and asked in confusion, "Do you still need to knock on the door to interrogate the prisoner?"
Li Xin, "Come in."
Ye Yuze took the opportunity to put down the steamed bun, and ran to Li Xin's side on tiptoe.
A line of so-called good-looking ghost guards from the inspection team walked in with a goose step, knelt down on one knee with heavy makeup on their faces, and shouted deafeningly, "Master, please forgive me!"
Ye Yuze: "..." I've never seen such... an indescribable ghost.
Li Xin took one look and didn't want to take a second look. He turned indifferently, maybe he should let the heaven and the underworld have less communication, the cultural difference is too big.
Zhang San didn't hear Ye Yuze's answer, so he looked up at him, and saw him staring at them in a daze, and sighed, it seemed that he couldn't escape this catastrophe, but... the little master is really handsome, If that's the case, I won't suffer.
Zhang San was preconceived and completely ignored the panic on Ye Yuze's face.
Zhang San, "Young master's subordinates don't know Mount Tai with their eyes, please don't blame the little master."
Ye Yuze's voice was thick and strong, matched with that pink eye shadow, it was really...
He secretly warned himself in his heart that everyone has different preferences, and he should not look at others with strange eyes.So he forced a smile and said, "Where... where, it's all right, it's normal, don't blame me."
look!The little master couldn't tell what he was happy about.
Zhang San, a two-meter tall man, kept Ye Mu's words in mind, and wanted to imitate the little woman who wanted to grab the corner of his clothes, so as to appear shy.
"Puff..." The corner of the clothes was ripped off, Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze in embarrassment, and smiled, "The quality of the clothes is too bad."
As he spoke, he changed another corner of his clothes and twisted.
Ye Yuze: "..." Is this threatening him? !
Zhang San twitched for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Young master, you are welcome, just say if you like it, we...we are all willing."
Ye Yuze: "!!!" So what are you looking for? !What do you want?
After Zhang San finished speaking, he made a gesture of 1, 2, 3, and all the ghost messengers gave Ye Yuze a wink.
Ye Yuze shuddered, and said in horror, "...Is this the case in all hells with cheap goods?"
Bargain: "...no, don't ask me, I don't know them, hahahahahahahaha."
Seeing the bewildered Ye Yuze and the pretendingly shy Guicha, Li Xin couldn't understand it. After all, he was the one who had experienced this kind of situation back then, but it wasn't like this... It's hard to explain.
Li Xin tugged at Ye Yuze, helped him out, leaned down and put his arms around him, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Zhang San and the others, "Got it? You're done."
Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze resentfully when he heard the words, "Who is he?" He looks so good-looking.
"Ah! He is the land of Yucheng, my boss."
Zhang San looked up at the sky, forget it!The little master's boss can't be offended.
When the inspectors heard Li Xin's words, all of them were a few centimeters taller in an instant. Kun bent his waist, doing stretching exercises, and his whole body was sore from walking on his shoulders for so long.
The captain also quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Mengniang, "Mengniang, I was just texting for fun."
Ye Yuze was the only one in the audience who was in a daze the whole time, and asked Li Xin, "What do you understand?"
Li Xin didn't answer, but said to Zhang San, "Take your little master to visit the ghost market, he has never been here before."
Ye Yuze: "No, no need, I... I don't want to go."
"Please, little master."
Ye Yuze: "..." Why did you listen to him!Who is the little master? !
There is no light in the ghost market all year round, and a big red lantern is hung every two steps on the long street, but it does not feel festive, but adds mystery and weirdness.
This time, perhaps because it is not yet the opening time, there are not many ghosts setting up stalls and shopping, and only a few small shops are open.
Zhang San introduced one store to another, "Little master, this is a grain store run by a starving ghost, and the business is not bad. But I don't know why the cost of closing the bill at the end of the month is always more than the money earned."
Ye Yuze glanced at the owner of the store, who was skinny, but poured a bucket of rice into his mouth every few minutes, and swallowed it without chewing, and his stomach didn't get bigger.The corner of his mouth twitched, is this shop really enough for him?It's not surprising.
"Ah! That's the dry goods store opened by the water ghost. The dry goods are not in stock for a long time. Although the weather is good now, they are always damp. Maybe they haven't been processed well."
Ye Yuze looked in the direction of his fingers, and the owner of the shop took a step and a puddle of water dripped down his trousers.
The water ghost saw the patrol team and greeted them, "Where is the third master on patrol?"
Zhang San glanced at Ye Yuze, the expression on his face gradually exaggerated, and he said, "Isn't this little master coming to visit the ghost market!"
"Hey! The little master is here! The kid has seen the master."
Ye Yuze's face turned blue when he saw the water plants all over his head, and the water ghost flinched and hid behind Li Xin again.Some parts of the water ghost's body had soaked hair seeds, and the skin was torn and the white flesh was turned outward, which was extremely hideous.
Zhang San remembered Ye Mu's words only now, and it happened that the water ghost looked ugly, stomped his feet, and shouted with his hips on his hips, "Go back! Don't scare the master."
That posture resembles a shy and angry girl.
The surrounding area was silent, the captain looked at Zhang San with a complicated expression, Zhang □□ responded, coughed a few times, and felt ashamed to look at others, "Sequel, sequelae."
After walking less than half a street, Ye Yuze saw all the ghosts he had never seen in his life, such as beheaded ghosts, hanged ghosts, car accident ghosts...
Ye Yuze hugged one of Li Xin's arms tightly, and almost grabbed him, his face was not much better than that of a water ghost.
Li Xin originally wanted to train Ye Yuze, so pestering him like this is not acceptable.So he patted Ye Yuze's hand off, walked to the next shop by himself, and left Ye Yuze alone in the pile of ghosts.
At the corner of the street, a female ghost was disheveled and dirty, holding a joss stick in her hand and nibbling quickly. She accidentally looked up and saw Ye Yuze trembling on the road, she was stunned, got up quickly and ran towards him.
"Abaa..." the female ghost shouted at Ye Yuze holding up a half-eaten incense candle.
Ye Yuze suddenly saw a ghost rushing towards him, and his feet went limp in an instant.
Li Xin caught a glimpse of this situation from the corner of her eye and flew over quickly, but in the end she was far behind the female ghost.
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