He is super fierce!
Chapter 2
Ye Yuze raised his hands and twirled a trick, "Five ghosts obey orders, now!"
The temperature in the car, which was so stuffy, suddenly dropped. The driver shivered. The sweat on his forehead was still wet. He wiped his face and looked down at the air conditioner. It was 26 degrees, not too low.
The driver slapped the air-conditioning exit twice, and cursed, "This is a broken car, and the air-conditioning is half broken. I need to replace it tomorrow."
Ye Yuze didn't respond, but swallowed, looking at the ghosts surrounding the driver, he couldn't help shrinking back to the corner.
Mom I want to go home!
After the ghost was summoned, he looked around and saw the magic talisman on Ye Yuze's bag. He felt that his eyes could not be opened, and his whole body was hurting from being stabbed, so he said to him viciously, "Little ghost, can you see me? I advise you Don't meddle in your own business."
Ye Yuze felt that his body and mind had been greatly impacted. The ghosts he saw in the past were selected by Ye Mu. At least the nose was the same as the nose and the eyes were the eyes. As explained, the right side of his face collapsed, a huge pit, and even a section of large intestine was left outside. With his movements, he trembled, dripping a few drops of green unknown liquid from time to time.
"Cough," Ye Yuze pretended to be calm, and immediately pulled the ghost to the back row, and carefully erected a barrier to separate the driver.
The ghost was even more embarrassing when he saw it up close. Ye Yuze turned his head away in a hurry, cleared his throat, and put on a pose, "Why don't you go to Fengdu to report when you're dead? You just hang around in the world, and you want people's lives? Are you guilty?"
My mother too... too scary, too scary!
Uncle Ghost paused, wanting to frighten Ye Yuze, so he said, "I've been dead for more than ten years, and I've taken several lives in my hands. I haven't seen any Taoist monks before. They're all fake tricks. How can there be any real ability in the age, let alone you, a yellow-haired boy who has not grown all hair, be careful that you will die in my hands."
Ye Yuze's face darkened, and his fair face turned red, "Oh, you're stubborn, so you can't blame me. I sent you back to the eighteenth floor of hell today, and I have fulfilled my responsibility."
Uncle Ghost: "..." I'm a little scared what's going on.
As soon as the words fell, the magic talisman in his hand ignited spontaneously without fire. Ye Yuze twirled the formula with one hand, his black hair dancing with the wind, and shouted, "Open!"
In an instant, a huge black hole appeared directly below the ghost, with scorching flames underneath.
"Impermanence obeys orders, commits killing, and those who kill others will go to the knife mountain hell, serve a thousand years of imprisonment, and never enter reincarnation."
The unrecognizable ghost fell into the abyss before he had time to react. Hei Wuchang put the chain around his neck and dragged him to the knife mountain hell. No wonder the little master gets angry, if the boss knows that you are scaring the little master, he will definitely chop you up and throw you into the frying pan. Sigh, I hope the little master won't lose sleep tonight."
Unrecognizable as a ghost: "..." Can I control my appearance? !I don't want to die look better? !Could it be a little ghost power!
The cheap ones were also stunned, what kind of showmanship is this?Impressed!
He quickly praised, "Xiao Zeze, you are no longer the Ye Yuze I knew."
Ye Yuze watched the ghost disappear in front of his eyes, and collapsed directly on his seat, with a layer of cold sweat on his forehead, as if he had just given birth, he said aggrievedly, "It's really horrible, my body and mind have suffered a huge blow, maybe It needs to be cultivated for a while."
Bargain: "??? Do you want to confine yourself by the way?"
Who is hitting whom?If you send people to the eighteenth level of hell at every turn, do you still have the nerve to say that you are hit? ?
Ye Yuze rested for a while, and couldn't help sighing, "... Alas, I am worthy of being a good public servant of the people."
Cheap goods:"……"
The master stomped hard, the first time he was defeated by a kid, let's work harder next time, there is no mouth that can't be opened, only a driver who doesn't work hard.
The car staggered, and finally arrived at the destination, and the temperature in the car slowly rose.
The master stretched his waist, feeling indescribably relaxed. During this time, he often felt pain in his feet and tightness in his chest, as if a big stone was pressed on his feet, and sometimes he felt cold all over his body. So, if he felt uncomfortable for a few more days, he would not be able to drive, but this time the feeling disappeared miraculously.
He shook his legs and was in a good mood, "Brother is here, just go through there, this road is narrow, my car can't get in, please take two steps."
"Thank you, master. I'll give you the fare." Ye Yuze put the money in the driver's open hands, carrying a ponytail in one hand and a bag in the other, and walked out.
The driver looked at the silver ingot in his hand, and raised his head to look around suspiciously. Fortunately, it was still the era he was familiar with.
Ye Yuze walked through an alley before walking to the front of the short temple...
"..." I must be dazzled [Smile.jpg]
This temple is also shabby, only a little taller than Ye Yuze, who is 1.8 meters high, a small one, and the temple is full when he walks in, and the paint on the walls is almost gone. There are red and white pieces on the altar table. A miniature statue of a land lord with a white beard was placed.
Looking around, the censer in the center of the room is the largest, but the censer is so big, but there is no incense, and there are a few burnt incense sticks stuck in it, which is very sad.
Ye Yuze stood outside the door for a long time, looking at the low wooden door that was covered with moss and might shatter with a little effort, he couldn't help but think deeply, "Do you think I offended someone in the sky?"
The cheap guy didn't say a word, thinking who would dare to wear small shoes for you, that old lady Ye Mu didn't go up and nagged people to death.
At this moment, two small figures emerged from behind the statue, one in white and one in red, hanging in the air.
Bargain: "Hold, hold the grass! Ye Yuze has a ghost!"
Ye Yuze turned his head to look at the two ghosts, what was amazing was that he watched the two ghosts getting closer and closer to him without moving, as if he was a different person.
Bargain: "??? You're not running?"
Ye Yuze pretended to be calm: "Oh! I, am I that, that kind of timid person?"
Emma!My legs are too weak to walk. (>﹏<)
Bargain: "Oh! Do you want me to answer you? I'm afraid I'll hurt your young heart again."
Because the cheap guy was too anxious just now, he forgot to activate his consciousness and yelled out directly.
When Hongyi heard what the cheap guy said, he immediately shouted, "Hey! I have a bad temper, who do you think is a ghost?!"
Ye Yuze opened his eyes tremblingly, and what came into view were two white, tender and fat dolls, with big eyes blinking and blinking, they were so pleasing to look at.
The red-clothed doll glared at him with an angry face, and the white-clothed doll covered her mouth and snickered.
He poked the red doll's little face nearby, it was warm, not a ghost, and soft o(*////▽////*)q.
Hong Yi: "...I'll do it! You touch me? You stinky rascal!"
Seeing that he was about to shake his fist, Bai Yi hurriedly stopped him, pulled him behind him, and asked with a smile, "Master said that a newcomer will come today, but is it you?"
Ye Yuze looked at him with a serious face, but spoke in a childish voice, and thought he was extremely cute, and tried his best to control the hand that wanted to get away from his master to rub his face.
"Wait..." Ye Yuze discovered a big problem, "Could you be employees here too?"
The doll in white tilted her head in doubt, and said, "My name is Bai Gong, and he is Bai Zheng. He is the temple guard boy here. In a sense, he is also a colleague."
"Child...child labor?!" Ye Yuze obviously couldn't accept it.
Bai Gong and Bai Zheng didn't know how to answer when they heard Ye Yuze's words.
Ye Yuze frowned, and soon took out a palm-sized booklet from his pocket, and secretly wrote on it.
1. The employment of child labor is extremely bad and seriously violates socialist values.
Bargain looked at the flamboyant handwriting on it, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ye Yuze put the booklet away like a baby and said softly, "To collect evidence, I will make up my mind to be a good public servant serving the people this time, and I must record and report such violations of law and discipline. Heavenly Court, when the time comes to withdraw his official position, it can be regarded as doing something practical for the people."
Bargain: "..." This ideological realization... Could it be that the stimulation of fighting ghosts just now was too exciting?
Ye Yuze put the notebook in place, and walked towards the two little dolls with a face full of 'love', "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, brother is not a bad person."
Ignoring the wretched look on his face, his words still have some credibility. Ye Yuze hugged Bai Zheng and shook his fleshy little hand, "Don't worry, brother will definitely rescue you from the wolf's den." of."
Bai Gong looked at him, and calmly said something that shocked him, "But Bai Zheng is already a thousand and one years old this year, maybe...he is not considered a child laborer?"
Ye Yuze: "..."
Ye Yuze grabbed the doll's armpit, put him down, and bowed in one go.
"Senior, forgive me!"
The cheap guy secretly covered his eyes, Ye Yuze is an idiot...
Bai Zheng pulled his clothes back with a disgusted expression on his face, showing an old-fashioned expression that was contrary to his appearance. Because of the phrase 'senior', he was really embarrassed to do it, and even had a hint of secret joy in his heart, and he pretended to bared his teeth , fiercely said, "If you move your hands and feet, I will eat you."
Baigong smiled very gently beside him, his big eyes bent into crescent moons.
"Hey, everything is a misunderstanding. To be fair, the names of the predecessors are excellent, and the person who wants to name them must be an upright and selfless person."
Bargain: "..." It seemed that someone was going to sue him just now.
Ye Yuze buried his head in his backpack, took the opportunity to cover his burning face, and took out the crumpled entry notice and handed it to Bai Gong.
When Bai Zheng heard this, his face was full of arrogance, "That's up to you to say, and don't look at who our master is."
Bai Gong smiled, took a look at his name after taking the notice, nodded, walked over tremblingly on his short legs, held Ye Yuze's finger, "Brother Ye, I will take you in."
Ye Yuze quickly thanked him, his cheeks were flushed, and he had a happy expression on his face.
Bargain asked, "It's not a big girl, why are you blushing?"
Ye Yuze: "Don't you think it's super cute? o(*////▽////*)q"
Bargain: "...if he had a baby, the baby would probably be older than you."
Ye Yuze: "..."
The temperature in the car, which was so stuffy, suddenly dropped. The driver shivered. The sweat on his forehead was still wet. He wiped his face and looked down at the air conditioner. It was 26 degrees, not too low.
The driver slapped the air-conditioning exit twice, and cursed, "This is a broken car, and the air-conditioning is half broken. I need to replace it tomorrow."
Ye Yuze didn't respond, but swallowed, looking at the ghosts surrounding the driver, he couldn't help shrinking back to the corner.
Mom I want to go home!
After the ghost was summoned, he looked around and saw the magic talisman on Ye Yuze's bag. He felt that his eyes could not be opened, and his whole body was hurting from being stabbed, so he said to him viciously, "Little ghost, can you see me? I advise you Don't meddle in your own business."
Ye Yuze felt that his body and mind had been greatly impacted. The ghosts he saw in the past were selected by Ye Mu. At least the nose was the same as the nose and the eyes were the eyes. As explained, the right side of his face collapsed, a huge pit, and even a section of large intestine was left outside. With his movements, he trembled, dripping a few drops of green unknown liquid from time to time.
"Cough," Ye Yuze pretended to be calm, and immediately pulled the ghost to the back row, and carefully erected a barrier to separate the driver.
The ghost was even more embarrassing when he saw it up close. Ye Yuze turned his head away in a hurry, cleared his throat, and put on a pose, "Why don't you go to Fengdu to report when you're dead? You just hang around in the world, and you want people's lives? Are you guilty?"
My mother too... too scary, too scary!
Uncle Ghost paused, wanting to frighten Ye Yuze, so he said, "I've been dead for more than ten years, and I've taken several lives in my hands. I haven't seen any Taoist monks before. They're all fake tricks. How can there be any real ability in the age, let alone you, a yellow-haired boy who has not grown all hair, be careful that you will die in my hands."
Ye Yuze's face darkened, and his fair face turned red, "Oh, you're stubborn, so you can't blame me. I sent you back to the eighteenth floor of hell today, and I have fulfilled my responsibility."
Uncle Ghost: "..." I'm a little scared what's going on.
As soon as the words fell, the magic talisman in his hand ignited spontaneously without fire. Ye Yuze twirled the formula with one hand, his black hair dancing with the wind, and shouted, "Open!"
In an instant, a huge black hole appeared directly below the ghost, with scorching flames underneath.
"Impermanence obeys orders, commits killing, and those who kill others will go to the knife mountain hell, serve a thousand years of imprisonment, and never enter reincarnation."
The unrecognizable ghost fell into the abyss before he had time to react. Hei Wuchang put the chain around his neck and dragged him to the knife mountain hell. No wonder the little master gets angry, if the boss knows that you are scaring the little master, he will definitely chop you up and throw you into the frying pan. Sigh, I hope the little master won't lose sleep tonight."
Unrecognizable as a ghost: "..." Can I control my appearance? !I don't want to die look better? !Could it be a little ghost power!
The cheap ones were also stunned, what kind of showmanship is this?Impressed!
He quickly praised, "Xiao Zeze, you are no longer the Ye Yuze I knew."
Ye Yuze watched the ghost disappear in front of his eyes, and collapsed directly on his seat, with a layer of cold sweat on his forehead, as if he had just given birth, he said aggrievedly, "It's really horrible, my body and mind have suffered a huge blow, maybe It needs to be cultivated for a while."
Bargain: "??? Do you want to confine yourself by the way?"
Who is hitting whom?If you send people to the eighteenth level of hell at every turn, do you still have the nerve to say that you are hit? ?
Ye Yuze rested for a while, and couldn't help sighing, "... Alas, I am worthy of being a good public servant of the people."
Cheap goods:"……"
The master stomped hard, the first time he was defeated by a kid, let's work harder next time, there is no mouth that can't be opened, only a driver who doesn't work hard.
The car staggered, and finally arrived at the destination, and the temperature in the car slowly rose.
The master stretched his waist, feeling indescribably relaxed. During this time, he often felt pain in his feet and tightness in his chest, as if a big stone was pressed on his feet, and sometimes he felt cold all over his body. So, if he felt uncomfortable for a few more days, he would not be able to drive, but this time the feeling disappeared miraculously.
He shook his legs and was in a good mood, "Brother is here, just go through there, this road is narrow, my car can't get in, please take two steps."
"Thank you, master. I'll give you the fare." Ye Yuze put the money in the driver's open hands, carrying a ponytail in one hand and a bag in the other, and walked out.
The driver looked at the silver ingot in his hand, and raised his head to look around suspiciously. Fortunately, it was still the era he was familiar with.
Ye Yuze walked through an alley before walking to the front of the short temple...
"..." I must be dazzled [Smile.jpg]
This temple is also shabby, only a little taller than Ye Yuze, who is 1.8 meters high, a small one, and the temple is full when he walks in, and the paint on the walls is almost gone. There are red and white pieces on the altar table. A miniature statue of a land lord with a white beard was placed.
Looking around, the censer in the center of the room is the largest, but the censer is so big, but there is no incense, and there are a few burnt incense sticks stuck in it, which is very sad.
Ye Yuze stood outside the door for a long time, looking at the low wooden door that was covered with moss and might shatter with a little effort, he couldn't help but think deeply, "Do you think I offended someone in the sky?"
The cheap guy didn't say a word, thinking who would dare to wear small shoes for you, that old lady Ye Mu didn't go up and nagged people to death.
At this moment, two small figures emerged from behind the statue, one in white and one in red, hanging in the air.
Bargain: "Hold, hold the grass! Ye Yuze has a ghost!"
Ye Yuze turned his head to look at the two ghosts, what was amazing was that he watched the two ghosts getting closer and closer to him without moving, as if he was a different person.
Bargain: "??? You're not running?"
Ye Yuze pretended to be calm: "Oh! I, am I that, that kind of timid person?"
Emma!My legs are too weak to walk. (>﹏<)
Bargain: "Oh! Do you want me to answer you? I'm afraid I'll hurt your young heart again."
Because the cheap guy was too anxious just now, he forgot to activate his consciousness and yelled out directly.
When Hongyi heard what the cheap guy said, he immediately shouted, "Hey! I have a bad temper, who do you think is a ghost?!"
Ye Yuze opened his eyes tremblingly, and what came into view were two white, tender and fat dolls, with big eyes blinking and blinking, they were so pleasing to look at.
The red-clothed doll glared at him with an angry face, and the white-clothed doll covered her mouth and snickered.
He poked the red doll's little face nearby, it was warm, not a ghost, and soft o(*////▽////*)q.
Hong Yi: "...I'll do it! You touch me? You stinky rascal!"
Seeing that he was about to shake his fist, Bai Yi hurriedly stopped him, pulled him behind him, and asked with a smile, "Master said that a newcomer will come today, but is it you?"
Ye Yuze looked at him with a serious face, but spoke in a childish voice, and thought he was extremely cute, and tried his best to control the hand that wanted to get away from his master to rub his face.
"Wait..." Ye Yuze discovered a big problem, "Could you be employees here too?"
The doll in white tilted her head in doubt, and said, "My name is Bai Gong, and he is Bai Zheng. He is the temple guard boy here. In a sense, he is also a colleague."
"Child...child labor?!" Ye Yuze obviously couldn't accept it.
Bai Gong and Bai Zheng didn't know how to answer when they heard Ye Yuze's words.
Ye Yuze frowned, and soon took out a palm-sized booklet from his pocket, and secretly wrote on it.
1. The employment of child labor is extremely bad and seriously violates socialist values.
Bargain looked at the flamboyant handwriting on it, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ye Yuze put the booklet away like a baby and said softly, "To collect evidence, I will make up my mind to be a good public servant serving the people this time, and I must record and report such violations of law and discipline. Heavenly Court, when the time comes to withdraw his official position, it can be regarded as doing something practical for the people."
Bargain: "..." This ideological realization... Could it be that the stimulation of fighting ghosts just now was too exciting?
Ye Yuze put the notebook in place, and walked towards the two little dolls with a face full of 'love', "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, brother is not a bad person."
Ignoring the wretched look on his face, his words still have some credibility. Ye Yuze hugged Bai Zheng and shook his fleshy little hand, "Don't worry, brother will definitely rescue you from the wolf's den." of."
Bai Gong looked at him, and calmly said something that shocked him, "But Bai Zheng is already a thousand and one years old this year, maybe...he is not considered a child laborer?"
Ye Yuze: "..."
Ye Yuze grabbed the doll's armpit, put him down, and bowed in one go.
"Senior, forgive me!"
The cheap guy secretly covered his eyes, Ye Yuze is an idiot...
Bai Zheng pulled his clothes back with a disgusted expression on his face, showing an old-fashioned expression that was contrary to his appearance. Because of the phrase 'senior', he was really embarrassed to do it, and even had a hint of secret joy in his heart, and he pretended to bared his teeth , fiercely said, "If you move your hands and feet, I will eat you."
Baigong smiled very gently beside him, his big eyes bent into crescent moons.
"Hey, everything is a misunderstanding. To be fair, the names of the predecessors are excellent, and the person who wants to name them must be an upright and selfless person."
Bargain: "..." It seemed that someone was going to sue him just now.
Ye Yuze buried his head in his backpack, took the opportunity to cover his burning face, and took out the crumpled entry notice and handed it to Bai Gong.
When Bai Zheng heard this, his face was full of arrogance, "That's up to you to say, and don't look at who our master is."
Bai Gong smiled, took a look at his name after taking the notice, nodded, walked over tremblingly on his short legs, held Ye Yuze's finger, "Brother Ye, I will take you in."
Ye Yuze quickly thanked him, his cheeks were flushed, and he had a happy expression on his face.
Bargain asked, "It's not a big girl, why are you blushing?"
Ye Yuze: "Don't you think it's super cute? o(*////▽////*)q"
Bargain: "...if he had a baby, the baby would probably be older than you."
Ye Yuze: "..."
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